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Episode 635 (Aug. 30, 2016)
   This study says people with
  higher education have less sex.
               |                      Then I'm the most educated
       _        \                        person in the world.
      )x(      _  ,,,                   ,
      _|-      \) '-- __             OO
      _|_       \_//./&/_           ((
______\_/_____  _|_\|   |  ________ b b _____________





       _
      )x(      _  ,,,
      _|-      \) '-- __                  OO
      _|_       \_//./&/_                ((
______\_/_____  _|_\|   |             __ b b






             Wait, what?                                    I didn't
       _          \                                       say anything!
      )x(       _ ,,,                                          ,
      _|-       \)'..  __                                    @@
      _|_        \_||_/&/_                                  ((
jg___ \_/______  _|_\|   |               __________________ b b

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Episode 634 (Jul. 16, 2007)
  So tell me about your       OK, big bold lettering,
  new T-shirt design.        "I am wearing a T-shirt."    .------.-----
    _              `__            `,,,      ___           | T-CO |
   >o<             '..             ..'     (..()          |------|    _
   _|_              ||            `||        ||           |o     |  ___
   \_/              ||             ||        ||           |______|_____

                    __             ,,,      ___
                   '..             ..'     (..()
                    ||             ||        ||
       ____________ || ___________ || ______ || _______________


                            OK, "This T-shirt has some.." No,
                             "Wearing a T-shirt is..", "I-".
                    __            `,,,      ___
                   '..             ..'     (..()
                    ||            `||        ||
                ___ || ___________ || ______ || ___


                    What was -that-?! You suck!
                                |               Me?! But those weren't-
We are -severely- lacking in the idea department!  /
                                |               I don't-
                 And that's -your- department!   /
                    __           `,,,       ___ ,
                   '..            '..      (oo()
                    ||            -||-       ||
jg_________________ || ___________ ||        ||

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Episode 268 (Aug. 22, 2002)
                                     Didn't I Tell You Not
          *Sir!*                        To Disturb Me?   ` ___
             `_                                           _\__|_
             _\|_                                         |    |
             |\/|                                      __.'    |
              ||                                 _____ `.      |


 *Interstellar*                 So... He Figured Out Where
  *Hyperdrive*                   I Am, Built A Spaceship ` ___
 *Detected!* `_                 And Is Coming To Get Me?  _\__|_
             _\|_                 How Very Amusing..._    /    |
             |\/|                                    |`-.'     |
              ||                              _______ \        |


            *Yes*                                      Wait.
           *Sir*                                          ` __
          _ ,                                             _|=_/_
         |/_                                              |    |
         \/|                                              |    |
         /|                                      _______ /     |


                                         Disturbing Me With
                                        Insignificance... `___
                                                          _\__|_
          (                                               |    |
          _)                                             /     |
jg      .;-.`.                              ___________ /      |

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Episode 358 (Mar. 20, 2003)
   Finally, I'm moving out. Can't
 shake the feeling that I forgot to
  do something important though...
                   `OO
               _n_ .||.
         ____ |___| bb __________________


          Oh well. Taxi!
                   `OO/
               _n_ .||
   __________ |___| bb ____________________________________________



             I'm sure it'll                ____
            come back to me.           .--'.---\---.
                       `OO         ___/___/____|____\___
                     __,//       o'-o-' _ |    |    |_  |
       ___ *draaag* /__/ b _____ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' _______




        So.. Where           That's it, deciding a
         to, pal?    ____    ,  destination! Crap.
                `.--'.---\---.      _   _____
             ___/___/____|_OO_\___   - __ -
           o'-o-' _ |    |    |_  | - _- - _
jg________ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' ____________________

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Episode 334 (Jan. 23, 2003)
      Wouldn't it be cool if the           What the
      world was like a WikiWeb?          heck is that?
             ,                             ,
           OO                           ..~
          ((                           .<<.
       __ b b _________________________ || __


A collaborative site                  Oh. So it would be
 where -anyone- can                    like, say, moving
 change -anything-!                  this chair from here..
              `OO                           `~..
              -||-                           .>>-|_
           ___ bb ___________________________ /| | |



                              ..to here?
                                ,
               OO            ~..
               ||            .>>-|_
 _____________ bb ___________ |\ | | _______________________________



Exactly! Our influence                   If you'll excuse me.. My New
 would know no limits!                    ,   Year's resolution was
               `OO                     ~..   "don't talk to idiots".
              -//-               |_     >>
jg____________ bb ______________ | | __ |\ ___________

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Episode 356 (Mar. 16, 2003)
                           *Mail from*
                             *Mandy*     "Sailing's dandy"?! Ugh.. I'm
                  .------------- -        still deaf from trying that
                  | Remember, you    _   ,  stupid machine last week.
                  | owe me dinner.  (_| O
                  :                [__]_.)_|
                                   |   |d| |
-----------------.
 THAT EVENING... |
-----------------'
 I have to tell you something.
This thing with the robot clone        Uh huh, could you pass
 of you made me realize.. I..         ,  the meat please?
         I love you.   `~.    .  .   O
                       |_>._v_|__|_v_ )_|
    __________________ | |\|        |d| | ________________________

                    __     \          /     __
                    \                        /
                       __       __ __      __
                 --   /__`/|/\ /_//   /_/ |_/  --
                     .__// / // / \_ /  / o
                   /_                       _\
                          /          \

             .--------------- -
             | NOTE TO SELF: ___
             | Mandy is a   (_(_|O# _
             | rabid vegan. [_|_]_))_|
jg&bug       :              | |  |d| |

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Episode 264 (Aug. 13, 2002)
Just sitting around?!            I know, I'm not a         *Hovercraft
 Mandy was kidnapped!             complete idiot.            rebuilt.*
                `,,,             , _                        ,  *meep*
                 '..            O |_)                     ==~
                  ||         |_(._[__]                   .[[.
          _______ |\ _______ | |b|   | __________________ || ____


              "Not a complete            Now we can finally use the
             idiot"? Hehehe...          hovercraft to save Mandy and
                _      `,,,               ,   then you might shut
               |_)      '~~             OO     up for a change.
          |_  _[__]      ||            ((
 ________ | | |   | ____ |\ __________ b b _________
                                            ___________________________
                                       _.--'   _.--'\
                                   _.-'    _.-'      \
                                 .'      .'           \
                               .'      .'              \
                              /       /                 \______________
                             /       /                  /
                            /_______/                  /
                            \       \                 /  ______________
                             \_______\_______________/ .'`._
 It's         Eh. I liked the \  ____ \               /`._  `---.______
massive!      old one better.  \ \___\ \             /    `---.________
   `,,,       ,                 \ \___\ \            \`._
    'oo     OO                   \_\___\_\____________\  `---._________
    -||-    ||                                 `._     `._
  __ || ___ bb _________________________________jg`---.___`---.________

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Episode 131 (Dec. 11, 2001)
     A-and, I'm right again.   _         ?
                          `O  |_)       ..~
                        |_(._[__]       <<
                        | |b|   |       /|



         These MysteryNet                How so?
      mysteries are getting    _          ,
       way too easy...    `O  |_)      ..~
                        |_(._[__]     .<<.
                        | |b|   |      ||




  Well, I can solve them!                Er. Weren't you complaining a
  And that obviously means    _           ,  month ago that they were
   they're not mysteries! `O  |_)      ..~  stupid and useless because
                        |_(._[__]     .<<.  you -couldn't- solve them?
                        | |b|   |      ||




    I guess that just goes
    to show that you can't     _
     please everyone...   `O  |_)        ~--
                        |_(._[__]         >>
                 jg     | |b|   |         |\

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Episode 221 (Mar. 15, 2002)
                                                  __
                                                 /  \
                                                /  _/
  OK, Mr. Alien, your girlfriend           OK. /o /
   is definitely at the mall. We             ` > /\__
    are going there and you will               |/\   \
    straighten things out. End of               /\| \ \
        story. Is that clear?   `OO             /\\\| |
                                .||.           //\`-' |
                             ___ bb _________ /^| \__/____



 LATER, AT THE MALL...


                       __    __
                      /  \  /  \
                      \_  \/  _/
                        \- \-/        This is seriously
                      __/\ </\__     icky romantic stuff.
                     /   /\/\   \     Why did I do this?
                    /| \/    \/ |\           |
                   |  \`._/\_.'/  |          | To impress girls.
                   | / `--'`--' \ |          |   What else?
       Ewwww!       \\          //         Right!    |
        ,  `__       |\        /|             `      `,,,
      ~--   --#      |/        \|              OO     ..'
      .>>. .|(.     //          \\            .||-   .||.
jg____ || _ || ___ |^\ ________ /^| __________ bb ___ || __

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Episode 360 (Mar. 25, 2003)
                         You have all this cool stuff; how come
              ___        ,  no one wants to live with you? I
             ()..)     OO    could really get used to this.
              ||      ((
          ___ |\ ____ b b ________________________


Yeah, it's weird. I've had a number of roommates actually, but it
never seems to work out, like my first roomie; he was a giant robot--
actually, I think you two met some time way back when, when you were
looking to hire him for this job or something--anyway, we used to share
an apartment for a while, but after just a couple of days he was gone,
said he was going to get a smoke or something and he just never came
back, which incidentally is exactly what my third and seventh roommates
did, and it turned out they had smuggled their stuff out in advance,
not to mention those who didn't even take their stuff with them; I have
lots of stuff here that is just mine by default since they left, and
that's actually what all of my roommates do; they stay for a couple of
days and then just disappear!
                     `___
                     ()..)      OO
                      ||        ||
    _________________ || ______ dd ___________________________


         And I have no            ..well.. I'm starting
          idea why!  `___         ,  to figure it out.
                     ()..)      OO
                     -||-        ))
jg___________________ || ______ dd _______

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