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Episode 71 (Oct. 12, 2001)



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           `-._\/  .  \ /    |/_
               \\  _\, y | \//
         _\_.___\\, \\/ -.\||
           `7-,--.`._||  / / ,                      /_
           /'     `-. `./ / |/_.'                 /(  \
                     |    |//                     \ ` |
                     |_    /                       `._|
                     |-   |
                     |   =|
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''''''''''''',,,,,,,/ ,,,. \,,,,,,,___
                     '    `           `--._
                                           `.                 ,-.
                   I love                    `.              / `'
      \,            autumn.     Me too.        `.
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                ,/          bb     \\                  `-.
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                                                                     jg

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Episode 340 (Feb. 6, 2003)
          Winter. Bringer of an             You've been ranting all
         absurd amount of clothes           day! Stop or I'll throw
         and icky wet cold stuff.            this snowball at you.
                          `                             `,,,
                           OO                            --'
______________________   ,(__)                         o(__).
                      `--. dd __________________________ || ___


           How can I be silent
            while SNOW SUCKS!?                       ,,,
                          `@@                        .''
______________________   -(__)-                    .(__)-o
                      `--. dd _____________________ / <


                         |
                    \        /
                               ,'
                 *smack!* ,                     ,,,
                    -   OO ===------- - -  -    ..'
______________________  (_`)b   -              -(__).
                      `--.d   \                  | \


          See? I rest                           Finally.
            my case.                               `,,,
                ` _pp                               '..
_________________(__)_                             .(__).
jg                    `--.__________________________ |\ ___________

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Episode 262 (Aug. 8, 2002)
   So you're saying the               Exactly! Quick,
 hologram that took Mandy            to the hovercraft!
is somewhere in space?  ` ,,,         ,
                          '..      \OO
                          .||.      ||.
                       ___ || _____ dd _____


            Huh. Why not call it the          Give it a rest.
              "Nerdmobile" while  ` ,,,          ,
                 you're at it?      '..        OO
                                     ||       ((
                         ___________ |\ _____ b b ____


                                            There she is, interstellar
                        .-------.    ______  hyperdrive raring to go.
                       /         )__/_____(      ,    ,,,
                      /_|\______/   _____|     OO     ..'
                     (____________///////(    .||.   .||.
               ______  _|_        ```````` ___ dd ___ || ______

           \ `    /
        -  *CRASH!* -
       `. -.  || ,-  *fzzzt*      AND WE'RE OFF
      __  '.  []   .-   ______  TO A GREAT START!
   '-.  `.    ==~   -__/_____(      ,     ,,,
     ---  _ *meep* \   _____|     @@      oo'
        .-'_    _ |`\///////(    -||-    .//.
jg______  _(_  |     ```````` ___ dd ___ // ______________

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Episode 123 (Dec. 3, 2001)
       Euuf.. Shouldn't have          Ho ho ho!                |__|_|
 -)(-   had those 3 liters of        __ ,  ______________      |_|__|
  /\     cola before bed.. huh?     /-.\  |   /      \   |    _|__|_|_
 /'o\              `OO              ~~`*  |  /  .     \  |   |__|__|__|
/o_`_\             ((             .(" ).  |-(___||||___)-|   |_|  ) |_|
  || _____________ b b ____________ || __ |__\        /__| _ |_|(,,)|_|


          Santa! But.. How did         Never mind that. I'm    |__|_|
 -)(-      you.. Where'd that        __ ,  here to tell you    |_|__|
  /\      fireplace come from?      /-.\  that someone misses _|__|_|_
 /'o\                  `OO          ..`*    you very much.   |__|__|__|
/o_`_\                 .||.       .(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
  || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|


          Linda? Where is she?        Before asking, try to    |__|_|
 -)(-      And where did this        __ , answer your own      |_|__|
  /\        tree come from?         /-.\   questions. Ho      _|__|_|_
 /'o\                  `OO          ~~`*     ho ho-          |__|__|__|
/o_`_\                 -||.       .(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
  || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|


   Wouldn't you need hundreds of      HO HO, you're this close |__|_|
 -)(-  reindeer to reach Mach        __ , to ending up in my   |_|__|
  /\  3000, the required speed      /-.\  permanent naughty   _|__|_|_
 /'o\  to deliver all  `OO          --`*   file, kiddo...    |__|__|__|
/o_`_\  the presents?  .||.       `(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
jg|| __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|

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Episode 278 (Sep. 15, 2002)
           Hey there,
            handsome.              Uh...
                    ` __        ___ ,
                     (|~~      (..()
                     (|PP       .||.
           ___________ |\ ______ || ______________________________


                                   Could you please
                                   just leave now?
                         __     ___ ,
                        (|~~   (..()
                        (|PP    .||.
       __________________ || ___ || __________________________


                  What..?            I had a dream just like this
                    Why?            where the girl's head turned
                       ` __     ___ ,  into a killer squirrel.
                        (|..   (..()
                        (|PP    .||.
    _____________________ || ___ || _______________________


        You're cute. Your          T-that.. was w-weirder
          place or mine?          than the s-squirrel thing.
                       ` __         ___ ,
                        (|~~       (oo()
                        (|PP        -))
jg_______________________ || ______ /| ______________

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Episode 253 (Jul. 18, 2002)
  Aah. I love cinema.     Well I sure as heck don't.
                  `,,,    ,
            .---.- '..  OO -.---.---.
            |   |   ||  ||  |  __   |
             .---.---.---.--- '.. ---.
             |   |   |   |   |(( |   |


       What? How can        You're kidding, right? The big screen just
        you say that?!      brings out the crappy image quality, it's
                    `,,,    ,     way too loud, and even then, people
            .---.--- '..  OO ---.---.  manage to laugh or talk in the
            |   |   |(( |(( |  __   |   wrong places so that I can't
             .---.---.---.--- '.. ---.  hear the movie. It -sucks-!
             |   |   |   |   |(( |   |


                     ,,,
            .---.--- '..  OO --- Excuse me, could you
            |   |   |(( |(( | __ ,  please be quiet?
             .---.---.---.--- ..' ---.
             |   |   |   |   |(( |   |

                             See?! This is -exactly-
                             what I'm talking about!
                     ,,,    ,    YOU! SHUT.. UP!
            .---.--- '--  OO ---.---.
            |   |   |(( |((-  __    |
             .---.---.---.--- oo' ---.
           jg|   |   |   |   |(( |   |

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Episode 260 (Aug. 4, 2002)
               Me from the future! You
              must know something about
     _          Mandy's kidnapping!  `        ,,,
    ".O                               OO      ..'
   .((                               -||.    .||.
 _ |b b _____________________________ dd ____ || _______


 Indeed. I've spent my                 Woah.. -There's- a future
 life travelling time                     to look forward to.
  trying to thwart  ` _                      `,,,
   the kidnapping.   ".O              OO      ..'
                    .((               ||     .||.
           ________ | bb ____________ dd ____ || ____


 Time travel will -not-       I won't! Let's
 work! Heed my warning!        go, Fan Boy!
  Don't throw your  ` _              `        ,,,
     life away!      ".O              OO/     ..'
                    .((-             .||     .||.
           ________ | bb ____________ bb ____ || ____


                     *Mission*                  Did you notice they
                  *Accomplished*               shut down the Ragnarok
                      _ ,                          beta servers?  `,,,
                      \|                                           '..
                  _  ((                                             ||
 jg_____________ ".O  bb __________________________________________ |\

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Episode 519 (Apr. 1, 2004)
 ART DAY: MY BIRTHDAY GIFTS
 --------------------------              ____________
                                        |||          | Cool CD
                                        ||| GodaGoda | with jazzy
      ____   Dark chocolate!            ||| | o  o | | children's
     /_/_/  Again! What can             ||| |( )_O_| | songs. :)
    /_/_/  I say, I love it.            |||__________|
   /_/_/
                              ______
                             |  ____|_
                             | |  ____|_
     ,-----.                 | | |      |
     \      \  Candy!        | | | /\   |  3 books: Two Dragonball,
      \  '   \  Always!      |_| | >`-. |  and one about Nostradamus.
       \__,--|   Yay!          |_| |__| |
         `-o-'                   |______|
         o   \
           B   o                              O     Two small
                                                O   metal balls.
  ,--.
  |--| ,-.
  |##| | |  Assorted "smell
  |__| |_|  nice" things.              ,----.  Monster dolls with
                                       |O\/O|  wheels to play a kind
      ______                           |XXXX|  of monster curling. :)
     |\  __ \                          '----'
     | \_____\  Magic Box: insert a
     | |__|  |  coin, watch through
     \ |   \ |  window. The coin is
jg    \|____\|  gone! Spooky stuff!

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Episode 194 (Feb. 16, 2002)
              Linda? Last I heard,
             you were in Las Vegas!
                  ,,,    `              __
                  '..     OO            ..#
                  .||.   .||.          .|(.
             _____ || ___ bb __________ || _____


Vegas? That's where -we-                You are. I've been in Vegas
met! You told me -I- was                  twice; once before I met
your first love! `,,,                   __ ,  Nerd Boy, once after.
                  '..     OO            ..#
                  .||.   .||.          .|(.
     _____________ || ___ bb __________ || ____________


 She dumped you too,        She dumped you? Well
huh? Well -I- was her      -I- dumped -her-! Hah!
first love! Hah! `,,,       ,           __
                  '..     OO            ..#
                  .||.   .||.          .|(.
             _____ || ___ dd __________ || _____


You had a girlfriend       Hmm. Good
 and broke up! Hah!         one...
                 `,,,       ,           __
                  '..     OO            ''#
                  .||-    ||           .|(.
    jg____________ || ___ dd __________ ||

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Episode 273 (Sep. 3, 2002)
MEANWHILE, IN THE ALTERNATIVE DIMENSION...

My computer picked up
  a fluxing DPF  `
   reading!      ~OO             --
                  >>             ||-o
           ______ |\ ___________ bb _______________________________


   Do you realize what            Does it have something to
     this means?!   `              ,   do with my pecs?
                    ~OO          --
                    ->>-        o||
        ____________ || ________ dd ___________________________


 -Someone's- been using
  the interdimensional
    transporter...  `
                     OO~         --
                    .<<.        o||
     _______________ || ________ dd _______________________


               But who?!               The suspense is
                 WHO?!               killing me. Really.
                    `                  ,
                    ~OO              --
                    ->>-            ((o
jg__________________ || ___________ b b _____________

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