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Episode 533 (May. 4, 2004)
  I think I ate too                   Too much candy? There's
   much candy...  `,,,                  ,   no such thing.
                   '--                OO
                   ((>               .||.
         _________ |\ _______________ dd _____________________


  It's not too much when                No, your stomach hurting
  your stomach hurts?  `,,,             , just means you're weak.
                        '..           OO
                        ((>          -||.
                 ______ || __________ dd _____


     Are you saying I'm a              I'm saying you're barely
      man that can't  `,,,              ,    a man at all!
      hold my candy?   '..            OO
                       .||.          -||-
            ___________ || __________ dd ______________



                               ROUND 1
                       ___      ___      ____
                      /__   /  / _  /__/  /   /
                     /     /  /__/ /  /  /   .
                        ,,,
                        '--           OO
                       <((-           -))'
jg                      / )           d d

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Episode 589 (Sep. 12, 2004)
   ______________________________     _______________________________
  |                              |   |                     /`*klch*  |
  |                  _,          |   |                    /          |
  |                  /|          |   |                   /           |
  |                _/            |   |                 _/            |
  |            OO //             |   |             OO //             |
  |            ||-\ *bam*        |   |             ||-\              |
  |___________ bb _______________|   |____________ bb _______________|
  '------------------------------'   '-------------------------------'

           ________________________________________
          |                        |               |
          |                        |               |
          |                       [|               |
          |                     OO/`*vrrrr*        |
          |                      \\                |
          |                      b b               |
          |________________________________________|
          '----------------------------------------'

                                 ,----.
           _____________________/      \___________
          |                                        |
          |                                        |
          |                                        |
          |                                        |
          |                                        |
          |                   qq ,----.            |
          |____________________\(______)___________|
jg        '----------------------------------------'

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Episode 1 (Aug. 5, 2001)
                    c< -.                            |\|
         I got it,       ,|                          | |  |\ 
           I got it!   ,::|      Good luck,          |\|  |/.
              `      ,:::,|       ,    nerd boy.          |_/
            O  OO   |::,' |     ..~ O                ||'
             \-||-  |:'   |    ,<<-/                 ||-  |\ 
               bb   |           ||                   ||.  | |
                    |                                      \|
                                                     ||\ 
                                                     ||/  | /
                                                     | \  ||
         Crap, missed    ,|                               ||
           again.      ,::|      Told ya,            |\ 
              `      ,:::,|       ,    nerd boy.     | |
            O  OO   |::,' |     ..~ O                |/
             \-||.  |:'   |    ,<<-/
 c<            bb   |           ||
                    |



         I have a name,  ,|
          you know.    ,::|      Sure you do;
              `      ,:::,|       ,    "nerd boy".
               OO   |::,' |     ..~ O
             /-||.  |:'   |    ,<<-/
 c<         O  bb   |           ||
                    |                   jg

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Episode 389 (Jun. 1, 2003)
OUR HEROES ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE           BUT WHAT'S THIS? A RESCUE
IN A CELL IN AN UNDERGROUND LAIR!              ATTEMPT? CAN IT BE?!

                ,,,                                 ___
          OO    ..'                                | | |
         .||.  .||.                                ||_:| *zwoooshBLIP*
   ______ bb __ || ________________________________|   |______


                                 Come on! Time
               ,,,              to get you out!    __ _
          OO   '..                           `oo~  oo# |
         .||.  .||.                           <<   |(  |
       __ bb __ || __________________________ /| _ /|  |


  "Aren't you a little
short for a stormtrooper?"
              `,,,                           __     ___
          OO   '..                     ..~   ..#   |   |
         .||.  .||-                   .<<.  .|(.   |   |
  _______ bb __ || ___________________ || __ || ___|   |________


         Hehehehehe!        Did I say "out"? I
            |  `              meant "killed".
            ,  ,,,                     `     __     ___
          OO   ^^'                     --~   ''#   |   |
         -||- .||.                    .<<.  .|(.   |   |
jg     __ bb _ || ____________________ || __ || ___|   |____

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Episode 632 (Apr. 2, 2006)
             .   Nerd Boy, what is this         Oh that's just an
        . :  :     hole doing here?             ephemeral portal.
        :.::.:       `,,,                        ,  _
        :    :        ..'                       O  |_)
        :    :       -||.                    |_(._[__]
    ___ :.   : ______ || ___________________ | |b|   | ____
        : :.::
          :  :
                                  It's opened during a transient
             .                   connection to another dimension.
        . :  :        ,,,         Don't worry, it'll close soon.
        :.::.:_   _.-_oo'                      `    _
        : '''' `-'_ < ___]                      O  |_)
        :''''''' .  < ___]                   |_(._[__]
    ___ :.'''''_,___<___] __________________ | |b|   | ____
        : :.::
          :  :

                                                Why do you ask?
                                                 ,  _
          |                                     O  |_)
      - >   < -                              |_(._[__]
    _____ | ________________________________ | |b|   | ____


                                         He left. How rude.
                                               ,    _
                                             OO    |_)
                                             |\\._[__]
jg__________________________________________ | |b|   | ____

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Episode 426 (Aug. 26, 2003)
OUR HEROES ARE IMPRISONED BY A TIME TRAVELLING MADMAN!

   Time To Wreak Havoc                   Psst! Guys. I smuggled in
 ___ ,  On Time! Hah!                      a tiny time machine!
|=_/          _______________________________ , _______________________
|  \    _    |          __    ,,,           _       ___       ,,,   __
|   `._/(    |   OO     ..#   ..'   ..~    O."     ()..)       --   ~~$
|      ,'    |---------------------------------------------------------
 \____( _____|__ dd ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ___ || _____ _/ )_  ||


Now we can fix every        Why not just go back and foil his plan
change he makes in        to get our time machine in the first place?
 world history! `       __   `,,,           _
                 OO     ..#   ..'   ..~    O."
                -||-   .|(.  .||.  .<<.     )).
          ______ bb ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ______

                 *      *            *      *
                        __   ,,,            _
                 OO    #..   '..    ..~    O."
                 ||     )|   .||.   <<      )).
             ___ bb ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ____


            Spoilsport!                      Yeah, absolutely no
                 `      __    ,,,           _ ,  sense of drama.
                  OO   #--    oo'   --~    O-"
                .//-   .)|.   ||   .<<.     )).
jg               bb     ||    ||    ||     dd |

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Episode 479 (Dec. 28, 2003)
  Hey guys, I learned        Let's see it.
     self-hypnosis.               `,,,
                 `OO               ..'     ..~
                 ((               .||.    .<<.
         _______ b b _____________ || ____ || ___


I will turn into a frog, and
awake from hypnosis when I
 snap my fingers!  `               ,,,
                   <OO>            ..'     ..~
                    ||            .||.    .<<.
      _____________ bb ___________ || ____ || __________


                           That's pretty
                            convincing.
               ribbit             `,,,
                   `               ..'     --~
                    OO            .||.     <<
          ________ d||b __________ || ____ || ______



  Do you think that frog will
snap its fingers any time soon?       Who cares?
              ,--.          `,,,       ,                ribbit
             / / |         ,-'.. -- ..~ --.                 `
             +-+-+      .-'__ || __ << .-'|                  OO
jg           | | |      ||__ // ___ //_|__|                 d||b

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Episode 339 (Feb. 4, 2003)
     ..so I poked my head
       around the corner         Hehehe.    Hihihi!
        to take a peek...           `,,,     ,
                        `~..         ~~'   OO
                         .>>.       .||.  .||.
                       __ || _______ || __ dd __



                      What?                 Peek and poke are memory
                         `           ,,,     , access statements in
                         ~..         ~~'   OO   the language BASIC.
                         .>>.       .||.  .||.
          _______________ || _______ || __ dd _________


     How many times do I have                 Hehe.. She
    to tell you?! Geeky jokes                said "goto".
     and I don't go together!        ,,,     ,
                        `~..         ..'   OO
                         ->>-       .||.  -||.
                     ____ || _______ || __ dd ______


                            Huhuh huh         Eheh heh
                             huhuhuh!        heheheehee!
                                    `,,,     ,
               ''~                   ~~'   OO
               <<                   .||.  .||.
jg____________ /| __________________ || __ dd ____________

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Episode 624 (Jan. 2, 2005)
            So that's it, I guess.                       Really?! Wow,
           The end of the world. `                    ___ , awesome!
                                  OO           ..~   (~~()
                                 ((           .<<.    -||-
                ________________ b b _________ || ____ || __________


                                   You're weird, shut up!
                                             `        ___
                                   OO         ~--    (oo()
                                   ||         .>>-     ||
                       ___________ bb ________ || ____ || _______


                                             End of the world
                                               how exactly?
                                                  ,              ___
                                   OO          ..~           _- ();;)
                                   ||         .<<.        - -_  -//-
             _____________________ bb ________ || _______  - -- / \ __



   I spilled some self-replicating             I knew I shouldn't have
nanobots out of that My First Nanotech        bought you something that
Kit I got for Xmas. They're destroying         is "from ages 7 and up".
the world at an exponential rate.  `             ,
                                   OO          --~
                                  -||.        .<<.
jg________________________________ bb ________ || ________________

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Episode 558 (Jul. 1, 2004)
If a tree falls in the
forest, and no one is
around to hear it, does          For all ends and
it make a sound? `,,,            ,  purposes, no.
                  '..          OO
                   ||         .||.
     _____________ |\ ________ dd ______________


                               If no one experiences an event
                                 or the effects thereof, you
                     ,,,         ,  can just disregard it.
                     '..       OO
                     .||.     .||>
               ______ || _____ dd _________


 Trippy. So we need to see
  stuff for it to happen.       Kind of.
                    `,,,         ,
                     '..       OO
                      ||      .||.
            _________ || _____ dd _________________________


  Let's watch the       Somebody's gotta do it.
   grass grow. `,,,         ,
                ..'       OO
                ||         ))
jg_____________ /| ______ d d ________________________

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