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Episode 440 (Sep. 28, 2003)
 I wrote a list of
my 10 worst traits.                     Why?
             `                          ,
              OO _                   ..~
             ((-//                  .<<.
             b b ___________________ ||


            OK, here goes.
        1. I'm self-centered.          Oh so that's why.
                          `             ,
                           OO _      ..~
                          .||//     .<<.
         _________________ bb ______ || _____



          B. I'm inconsistent.          Uhh..
                          `             ,
                           OO _      ..~
                          .||//     .<<.
             _____________ bb ______ || _________



        10. I'm lazy.
                  `       _
                   OO     ))         --~
                    ))-              <<
jg                 d d               ||

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Episode 628 (Dec. 25, 2005)
 WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS             ___
 ------------------------            ||==|  Terry Pratchett
                                     ||/\|  "A hat full of sky"
   @@  *vrrrr*                       ||__|
   ||o
   bb  Powerball!                        ____ __
                                         \_\_\\_\
                                          \_\_\_\   Dark chocolate!
                                           \_\_\_\
          _         _                       \_\_\_\
       _ |-|       (D) "The button"
      |-||-|     __                        _____
      `-''-'  __/  /                      /\    \
    Chips    / /__/                      | |;-'_|  "Golden poker"
            /__/   Cards                 | |,;'o|  chocolate
                                         |_|o_o_|
      Texas Hold'em set

                                                  ___
       , /\  ,                                   (   )
  /\  /)|  |;; /\                                 \ /  Jade Buddha
 |  |//,'  //,'  |                                 o   necklace
 |_ //___ //_____|     ,---.       Ink
   //    //          ,',--. |    ,.
  //    //          / /   ; /   /;/    _ _ _     _
 ()    ()          |     / /   /'/    / (O)=====<_>
                    `-.__,'   / /    |\_____/|
 Brushes        Ink well     './      `.___,'  Water bowl
                      _
       Miniature sho-do calligraphy set!                             jg

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Episode 313 (Dec. 5, 2002)
     I demand to know why my     /     There's nothing wrong here, sir.
   internet connection is dead.  \      Must be a problem at your end.
             ,                   /                     `__
          [OO                    \                 ___  ..j
 ___A___  `||.                   /                _\__\_||__
 |     |   bb                    \               |        | |
                                 /
                                 \
          I -pay- you to fix     /             Should we go through our
           problems. Fix it!     \             logs and track down the
             ,                   /             _ ,    problem, sir?
          [OO                    \             .j
 ___A___  `||.                   /         __\_.)_|
 |     | _ bb __________________ \ ______ |___|/| |
                                 /
                                 \
                                 /        OK.. Our logs say you were at
           Well duh!             \       www.bikinikaratebabes.com when
             ,                   /             _ ,  the error occured,
          [OO                    \             .j   is that correct?
 ___A___  `||>                   /         __\_-)_|
 |     | _ dd __________________ \ ______ |___|/| |
                                 /
                                 \
                                 /
                                 \                  Hello?
                                 /                     `__
    _                            \                 ___  ..j
 __'A`__                         /                _\__\_||__
 |     |                         \             jg|        | |

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Episode 633 (Jun. 18, 2006)
   Have you heard?               What? That doesn't make any
White is the new black.        sense. What was the -old- black?
         `,,,                    ,
          '..                  oO>
           ||                 .||
       ___ |\ ________________ dd __________


Well -black- of course.          What a disappointing conversation.
Anything else wouldn't           This calls for emergency escapism!
make any sense.    `,,,          ,
                    '..        OO
                    .||.      .||.
                     ||        dd
      _,----.
   _ '    _.-`-._,--.
 ,'  `-'         ` --.,---.
( Good bye, Nerd Boy! `-   )
 )I'm leaving forever!    `.     God speed and good riddance!
(               `,,,       O o.  ,
 (               '~~/       )  OO
( `-              ||      ,'  '||.
 `.-.____________ /| __,- _)__ dd _____


                 Huh?           Yeah! Shake it, Angelina!
                   `,,,          ,
                    '..        OO
                    .||.      -\\-
jg__________________ || ______ bb _________________

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Episode 625 (Jan. 17, 2005)
                                ..so then I thought that maybe I should
                                   clear the state -after- checking it,
                           ,,,        ,  otherwise it's always cleared!
                           '..      OO
                           .||.    .||'
               ____________ || ____ dd __________



                    That's it?       Yeah.
                          `,,,        ,
                           '..      OO
                           .||.    .||.
                  _________ || ____ dd _____


  Why are all your bugs so obvious?
Even I would've caught that last one!
                          `,,,
                           '..      OO
                           -||-    .||.
                      _____ || ____ dd ___


                                      Well, I'm a genius. I can
                                      do the impossible, but the
                           ,,,        , obvious takes me a while.
                           '..      OO
                            ||     .||>
jg_________________________ || ____ dd ______________

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