The Adventures Of  G E E K   G R R L !
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                                My new assembler is almost
                                done. Now I just need to
                                finish the syntax parser.
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         Yo! Geeksie!        Oh, no. It's Joe Kool, self-anointed
                 /           stud muffin and all-around jerk.
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 Whoa! You look totally       Oh yeah...like THAT'S a
 hot tonight, babe.           totally original line.
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 Why don't you...y'know, like...
 take a break from the geeky stuff?
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              |   You mean -- with YOU?
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    Yeah! I'll be, like, your   |
    inspiration!               /
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  So how 'bout it, babe?
  Wanna, like, do yourself a favor?
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                , ` ` ,
          _______,,,    Yeah, okay...get in here.
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          __________   All right, Kool, I'm ready. Let's
         |          |  do it...right here, right NOW!
         |          |  C'mon, Kool,     _
         |          |  get it up.      (_|
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                     / \_   _/_/     Uh...I, err...ummm...




                       You call THAT "getting it up?" That's
          __________   pathetic, Kool. I've seen bigger whangs
         |          |  on GERBILS! Get me a magnifying glass.
         |          |  You're a total   _
         |          |  lamer, dood.    (_|
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                 __     #.. ._ oo_. \
                  \\__ / >> _/`/_    Uhhhh...aawwwwkkk...




                        Don't come back till you've learned how
          __________    to satisfy a real grrl. On second thought,
         |   Awk!   |   don't come back AT ALL! Moron.
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                          Gaww. Boyz today are just a bunch of
                          wimped-out posers. Now, let's see...
          __________      syntax parser. Hmmm. Someone should
         |          |     research that.         O
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