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Order by date | Order by rating Come on... Work! Crappy
internet connection! COME ON!
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Blaargh...
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OK, might as well work on my Java
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Order by date | Order by rating Euuf.. Shouldn't have Ho ho ho! |__|_|
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Santa! But.. How did Never mind that. I'm |__|_|
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Wouldn't you need hundreds of HO HO, you're this close |__|_|
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Order by date | Order by rating You're leaving already? Well, I -am- Saint Nick after all.
But I have so many I have a lot to do right now...
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And please stop
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Quit following How do you deliver those? /___________
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OK, that's it! __ Bring it on,
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Order by date | Order by rating OK... Santa's gonna Stop talking and start fighting,
give you a real __ you prissy pringle's chip!
ass whooping `/.-\ ,
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And then he totally You deserved it.
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Whaat!? Drink that much cola before
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Order by date | Order by rating You do realise "All I know is that I know nothing."
that Santa doesn't , I'm a skepticist, remember?
exist, right? `~.. OO
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It's "skeptic". Oh, so I suppose a person who
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You have to accept the My point is that one should strive
fact that English isn't , towards formality and away from
a formal language! `~.. OO this inconsistently evolved
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Look, do you believe Don't change
in Santa or not?! , the subject!
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Fine! Whatever! Your sleep
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You just ate my book! *I have an internal scanner. It was a
That was the_collected , good book. Too bad my digestive
works of Basho! Why?! `OO ==~ system has destroyed it.*
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I'll just continue reading his *Really?*
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Yep! He just met this *Ah yes, the best
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