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Episode 121 (Dec. 1, 2001)
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                                                                     jg

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Episode 122 (Dec. 2, 2001)
                              Come on... Work! Crappy
                            internet connection! COME ON!
                        _   ,
                       (_| O
                      [__]_.)_|
                 ____ |   |d| | ___


                             Blaargh...
                        _    ,
                       (_|  O
                      [__]_ )_|
                 ____ |   |d| | ___



                            OK, might as well work on my Java
                            project. Hm... How do I do double
                        _   ,  buffering? Let's check on the..
                       (_| O
                      [__]_.)_|
                 ____ |   |d| | ___



                             BLAAAAAARRRGHHH!!
                        _    ,
                       (_|  O
                      [__]_ )_|
               jg____ |   |d| | ___

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Episode 123 (Dec. 3, 2001)
       Euuf.. Shouldn't have          Ho ho ho!                |__|_|
 -)(-   had those 3 liters of        __ ,  ______________      |_|__|
  /\     cola before bed.. huh?     /-.\  |   /      \   |    _|__|_|_
 /'o\              `OO              ~~`*  |  /  .     \  |   |__|__|__|
/o_`_\             ((             .(" ).  |-(___||||___)-|   |_|  ) |_|
  || _____________ b b ____________ || __ |__\        /__| _ |_|(,,)|_|


          Santa! But.. How did         Never mind that. I'm    |__|_|
 -)(-      you.. Where'd that        __ ,  here to tell you    |_|__|
  /\      fireplace come from?      /-.\  that someone misses _|__|_|_
 /'o\                  `OO          ..`*    you very much.   |__|__|__|
/o_`_\                 .||.       .(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
  || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|


          Linda? Where is she?        Before asking, try to    |__|_|
 -)(-      And where did this        __ , answer your own      |_|__|
  /\        tree come from?         /-.\   questions. Ho      _|__|_|_
 /'o\                  `OO          ~~`*     ho ho-          |__|__|__|
/o_`_\                 -||.       .(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
  || __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|


   Wouldn't you need hundreds of      HO HO, you're this close |__|_|
 -)(-  reindeer to reach Mach        __ , to ending up in my   |_|__|
  /\  3000, the required speed      /-.\  permanent naughty   _|__|_|_
 /'o\  to deliver all  `OO          --`*   file, kiddo...    |__|__|__|
/o_`_\  the presents?  .||.       `(" ).                     |_|  ) |_|
jg|| __________________ bb ________ || _____________________ |_|(,,)|_|

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Episode 124 (Dec. 4, 2001)
  You're leaving already?         Well, I -am- Saint Nick after all.
    But I have so many             I have a lot to do right now...
   unanswered questions!            __ ,           ______________
                   `               /-.\           |   /      \   |
                    OO             ..`*           |  /  .     \  |
                   .||.          .(" ).           |-(___||||___)-|
                ___ bb ___________ || ___________ |__\        /__|


                And please stop
              __ ,  asking stupid       What do
             /-.\    questions...      , you mean?
             ..`*                    OO
            (" )                    .||.
         ___ /| ____________________ dd ___
                                                             __________
                                                            /
         Quit following      How do you deliver those?     /___________
      __   me around! I       Do you teleport them all  ____|      `|
     /.-\ , have to make     , over? Or are there no   | __ |   ___
     *'..   presents for   OO  nice children anymore?  ||__||  |_|_|
      ( ")   Christmas!   .||.                         |o   |  |_|_|
  ____ /| ________________ dd _________________________|.-._|__________


         OK, that's it! __            Bring it on,
           I am gonna `/.-\            , old man!
           kick your   *'--          OO
            -ass-!     .( ")-        .)).
    jg _________________ || ________ d d __

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Episode 125 (Dec. 5, 2001)
    OK... Santa's gonna          Stop talking and start fighting,
      give you a real __           you prissy pringle's chip!
       ass whooping `/.-\           ,
      for Christmas! *'--         OO
                     .( ").       .)).
                       ||         d d


           THAT'S IT!  __           HEEYA!
                     `/.-\           ,
                      *'--         OO
                      .( ")-       -))'
         ______________ |\ _______ d d ______________




        And then he totally      You deserved it.
           kicked my ass.          ,
                       `OO      ..~
                       ((      .<<.
                  _____ bb ____ || _____



                  Whaat!?           Drink that much cola before
                       `             ,  bed, and you're -bound-
                        OO        ~--    to have those weird
                       -||-        >>      recurring dreams!
                jg_____ bb _______ |\ __

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Episode 126 (Dec. 6, 2001)
        You do realise            "All I know is that I know nothing."
      that Santa doesn't            ,  I'm a skepticist, remember?
       exist, right? `~..         OO
                      .>>.       '||.
                  ____ || _______ dd _____



        It's "skeptic".             Oh, so I suppose a person who
                     `              ,  believes there's one god would
                      ~--         OO    be a "the" and not a "theist"?
                      .>>.       .||.
                  ____ || _______ dd _____




You have to accept the              My point is that one should strive
fact that English isn't             , towards formality and away from
 a formal language!  `~..         OO    this inconsistently evolved
                      `>>'       .||'    language -- it's stupid!
                  ____ || _______ dd _____



   Look, do you believe            Don't change
     in Santa or not?!             , the subject!
                     `~..        OO
                      ->>-       -\\.
                jg____ || _______ dd _____

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Episode 127 (Dec. 7, 2001)
          WOOHOOO!
           ,
         OO
        -||-
         hh
         ::
                  ''~
                 .<<
 ________________ || __________


                            WEEEEE!
                    ___     ,
                      --- OO
                   --   -//-
                     -  hh
                        ;;
                                       HGNRK!
                                 __     ,
                               -- _   OO
                                __   -||-
                               __ -  h'`h *rrrip*
                                     :  ;



                                       Told ya.
                                             `~..              Shut up.
                                              .>>.         yy  ,
                                        jg____ || _________ \\ ____

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Episode 128 (Dec. 8, 2001)
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  ||     :                         |  *Are they here yet?*   *Shh!*||
  ||              :               O\         \                /    ||
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  ||    |    |      |   |   | HAPPY 128TH! |  |   |      |    |    ||
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  ||    |    |     /   /                 (  )_ \   \     |    |    ||
  ||    |   /     /   /      \   _        \(  ) \   \     \   |    ||
  ||    |  /    .'  .'      ' ` / `        )\/   `.  `.    \  |    ||
  ||   / .' _.-' _.' P4R-T4Y! ' .         ( (      `._ `-._ `. \   ||
  || .'.'.-'__.-'       `     ,            ` )        `-.__`-.`.`. ||
  || | | \ `.     ___   ,,, '   *flrneep!*__       __     .' / | | ||
  || | |  |  \   ()~~)   --/    ~.. OO__, ~~# ==~  ..'   /  |  | | ||
  || | |  |   |  -||-   .\\     .>>.||'  .|(. [[ .(  ). |   |  | | ||
  ||_|_|__|___|___||______>\_____||_db____||__||___||___|___|__|_|_||
jg|                                                                 |

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Episode 129 (Dec. 9, 2001)
                                         _
                                        (_|  O
                                        [__]_.)_|
              _________________________ |   |d| | ___



                                         _
                                        (_|  O
                                        [__]_.)_|
       ________________________________ |   |d| | ________________



                   It's 4 am! Go
                  to bed, weirdo!
                    ,                     _
                 ~..                     (_|  O
                 .>>.                    [__]_.)_|
 ________________ || ___________________ |   |d| | ___________________




     Fine! Whatever! Your sleep
    deficiency is not my problem!
          ,                               _    *zzzzz*
       ..~                               (_|  O
       <<                                [__]_.)_|
 _____ /| ______________________________ |   |d| | ___________________

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Episode 130 (Dec. 10, 2001)
                  ' /              ==~
                 OO -            ,-__)
                 ||               `[[
             ___ bb ______________ || ___________



       You just ate my book!      *I have an internal scanner. It was a
      That was the_collected         ,  good book. Too bad my digestive
     works of Basho! Why?! `OO     ==~    system has destroyed it.*
                           //-     [[            *meep*
                      ___ b b ____ || ____




    I'll just continue reading his     *Really?*
          ,  personal diary. The       , *meep*
        OO   only surviving copy,   ==~
         ))     actually.           [[
 ______ d d _______________________ || ____________________________




Yep! He just met this                  *Ah yes, the best
beautiful girl; it's                   , part, I thought.*
all very exciting! `OO              ~==    *meep*
                   -||-              ]]
              jg___ bb _____________ |\ _____________

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