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  OK, Mr. Alien, your girlfriend           OK. /o /
   is definitely at the mall. We             ` > /\__
    are going there and you will               |/\   \
    straighten things out. End of               /\| \ \
        story. Is that clear?   `OO             /\\\| |
                                .||.           //\`-' |
                             ___ bb _________ /^| \__/____



 LATER, AT THE MALL...


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                        \- \-/        This is seriously
                      __/\ </\__     icky romantic stuff.
                     /   /\/\   \     Why did I do this?
                    /| \/    \/ |\           |
                   |  \`._/\_.'/  |          | To impress girls.
                   | / `--'`--' \ |          |   What else?
       Ewwww!       \\          //         Right!    |
        ,  `__       |\        /|             `      `,,,
      ~--   --#      |/        \|              OO     ..'
      .>>. .|(.     //          \\            .||-   .||.
jg____ || _ || ___ |^\ ________ /^| __________ bb ___ || __