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 Oh woe is me! My               `         G1V3 M3 H3R NUMB3R, K1D.   /
girlfriend left me!     .                  /  1 C4N S0RT 1T 0UT.    /__
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    What's to say you won't           W0ULD 1 L13 2 U
   ask her out for yourself?           /   B4BY?
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        How would I know? I           WH1CH M34N5 1 H4V3 N0
        don't even know you!           /  M0T1V3 F0R LY1NG!
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       That sounds reasonable.     K4-CH1NG.
          Here's her number.        /
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