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Order by date | Order by rating A-and, I'm right again. _ ?
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These MysteryNet How so?
mysteries are getting _ ,
way too easy... `O |_) ..~
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Well, I can solve them! Er. Weren't you complaining a
And that obviously means _ , month ago that they were
they're not mysteries! `O |_) ..~ stupid and useless because
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I guess that just goes
to show that you can't _
please everyone... `O |_) ~--
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Order by date | Order by rating Mandy! Riddle me this! No. For the last time, I don't know
Ever wonder why "shigoto" Japanese, and I'm not interested!
and "shimasu" are so alike? ,
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Just trying to impress
you with my immense Dork.
knowledge, is all... ,
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Potted plant!
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Order by date | Order by rating HAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! _ ,--.
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Stupid. Stupid. Heh. Why do you even read on-line comics?
Pfft. Stupid. Not Only 1 in a gajillion are funny!
funny. Gross. _ , ,--.
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Well... They're educational! Short answer:
Just now, Hound's Home taught You're stupid.
me how to teach rats _ , ,--.
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Britney Spears! |_(._[__] |`-.___>>_______`-. +-+-+
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Maybe. If so, it's I rest my case.
clearly because I _ , ,--.
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SinFest today! |_(._[__] |`-.___>>_______`-. +-+-+
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Order by date | Order by rating Take that, stupid orc! Good! Maybe -I- can use -my-
Hah! No more orcs. computer now? I have a very
I win! ` _ , important programming
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Fine! Thaaank you.
Whatever! _ ,
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Frankly, I don't understand Yeah yeah.
why you play MUDs. They're _ ,
so repetitive. All you `O |_) ~..
do is slay orcs... |_(._[__] >>
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Take that, stupid bug!
Hah! No more bugs. _
I win! `O |_)
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Order by date | Order by rating YES! Finally, the beta _
version of Ragnarok! `O |_)
I GET TO PLAY A MAGE! |_(-_[__]
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MANDY! MANDY! If this is about a game again,
, , I'll kill you. Slowly.
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THE RAGN.. eh.
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That was
clo.. ehhrm.
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Order by date | Order by rating I thought Ragnarok would be fun, but I just sit around waiting for the maps to `OO ..~ finish loading... (( .<<. ____ b b _______ || _____ My computer just freezes every time I leave a zone, and it `OO ..~ starts swapping like crazy! -||- .<<. ______ bb ___ || _____ I can't understand why! Lorf For what? I stopped knows I have plenty of RAM! , listening, sorry... Can you think of a reason? `OO ..~ .||' .<<. ______ bb ___ || _____ I talk about computers, and What? you just shut down. It never , fails. Why do you do that!? `OO ..~ .||. .<<. jg______ bb ___ || _____ |
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Order by date | Order by rating Everything is soooo weeeeird!!!
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Order by date | Order by rating Look! I bought a baseball
signed by some famous player!
It was only a thousand dollars
, or so... Cool, huh? Huh?
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That's But... -Real- men buy
stupid. , this kind of thing.
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Real -idiots- buy There's a difference?
that kind of thing... ,
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Order by date | Order by rating I don't know... About What about it?
this whole Christmas _ ,
deal, I mean... `~.. (_| O
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It just seems pointless sometimes. Hmmm. Yeah...
One measly day to make up for all _ , You're right.
the crap during the year? `~.. (_| O
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No, no! You're supposed to talk Oh... Um...
at length about the spirit of _ , Er...
Christmas and restore my `~.. (_| O
faith in all of mankind! .>>. [__]_ )_|
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I'll just go rent _
"Scrooge"... `--~ (_| O
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Order by date | Order by rating I'm going to the *It's cold. Wear
store to buy some , a scarf.*
milk. BRB... `OO ==~ *meep*
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