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Episode 141 (Dec. 21, 2001)
X------ CHATTING ------X----------------- PROGRAMMING ----------------X
| <nb> Hellooo!        | BufferedReader file = new BufferedReader(    |
| <darkmoon> Hi nb!    |      new InputStreamReader(url.openStream()) |
| <koolkitten4311> asl | );                                           |
|             _        |          _                                   |
|         O  |_)       |      O  |_)  *                               |
|      |_(._[__]       |   |_(._[__]       *                          |
|      | |b|   |       |   | |b|   | *                                |
X----------------------X----------------------------------------------X
X---------- MAKING MUSIC ----------X------- LISTENING TO MUSIC -------X
|   *buh-DSHT-daka-DSHT*           |  *Alive in the Superunknown!*    |
|           _   *dididweee didwee* |           _  *First they steal   |
|       O  |_)     *pa-tang-kang*  |      O   |_)   your mind and     |
|    |_(._[__]                     |    |_\ _[__]  then they steal    |
|    | |b|   |                     |    | |b|   |      your...*       |
X----------------------------------X----------------------------------X
X-------- READING BOOKS --------X----------- PLAYING GAMES -----------X
| "Twelve years ago, I saw your |                                     |
| face in a dream, and it has   | Take     *blammo!*   *blam*         |
| haunted_me ever since."       |  that!   _ *Mein Leben!*            |
|    O  |_)                     |     `O  |_)   *blam*  *blam blam*   |
| |_( _[__]                     |   |_(._[__] *BLAM BLAM BLAM*        |
| | |b|   |                     |   | |b|   |                         |
X-------------------------------X-------------------------------------X

                                        You've been using that thing a
                             _          , whole day! It's not healthy!
                         O  |_)      ..~   You need some variation!
                      |_(._[__]     .<<.
           jg         | |b|   |      ||

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Episode 142 (Dec. 22, 2001)
          -)(-                                  Ah-HA!
           /\  *push*                            ,
          /'o\      ..~                        OO
         /o_`_\ _&_.<<.                       -||.
           ||  |_|_| \\                        dd



          -)(-  Nerd Boy! What are          I could ask you the very
           /\  you doing? It's 2 am!         , same question, but if
          /'o\           `~..              OO   you must know, I was
         /o_`_\_&_        .>>.            .||.   waiting for Santa.
  _______  || |_|_| ______ || ____________ dd _________________




          -)(-   I told you already!        Oh yeah? Then how did you
           /\      He's not real!            ,  get that present?
          /'o\           `~--              OO      -Prayer-?
         /o_`_\_&_        .>>.            -||.
       __  || |_|_|  ____  ||  __________  dd  ______



          -)(-    I bought it!               Oh, shop, eh? How
           /\      In a shop!                ,  -convenient-.
          /'o\           `~..              OO
         /o_`_\_&_        ->>-            .||.
    jg     || |_|_|        ||              dd

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Episode 143 (Dec. 23, 2001)
   _________________________________________________________________
  |.---------------------------------------------------------------.|
  ||    |    |      |   |  | MERRY X-MAS! |   |   |      |    |    ||
  ||    |    |      |   |  `--------------'   |   |      |    |    ||
  ||    |    |      |   |                     |   |      |    |    ||
  ||    |    |     /   /                       \   \     |    |    ||
  ||    |   /     /   /                         \   \     \   |    ||
  ||    |  /    .'  .'                           `.  `.    \  |    ||
  ||   / .' _.-' _.'                  Woah.        `._ `-._ `. \   ||
  || .'.'.-'__.-'                    Deja vu.         `-.__`-.`.`. ||
  || | | \ `.     ___   ,,,           ,   __       __     .' / | | ||
  || | |  |  \   ()~~)   --/    ~.. OO    ~~# ==~  ..'   /  |  | | ||
  || | |  |   |  .||.   .\\     .>>.||.  .|(. [[ .(  ). |   |  | | ||
  ||_|_|__|___|___||______>\_____||_db____||__||___||___|___|__|_|_||
  |                                                                 |


  Why did jg reuse          It's Christmas,        *plink!*
 a panel? Isn't that         ,  give him          __
   cheating?      `OO     ..~   a break.         #.. vv ==~
                   ||    .<<.                    .)|'  `[[.
              ____ bb ___ || ____________________ || __ || ___



And isn't Christmas         The author is from         *That explains
tomorrow? Why are we         , Sweden. They do         ,  a -lot-.*
 celebrating now? `OO     ..~   things a bit         ==~   *meep*
                   ||    .<<.  differently...       v[[.
           jg_____ bb ___ || _______________________ || ___

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Episode 144 (Dec. 24, 2001)
What did you get       A new computer! When I play Ragnarok
 for Christmas?         ,   now, the maps load so fast
             `~..     OO     it's.. it's scary! And
              .>>.   -||-    do you know what else?
          ____ || ___ dd ________



   Shut up for a minute         OK. Where
    and take a look at          , is it?
     -my- Christmas  `~..     OO
        present!      .>>.   .||.
   ___________________ || ___ dd _____



              I'm wearing it!          Looks like your
             I got a new dress!         ,  old one.
                             `~--     OO
                              .>>.   .||.
         _____________________ || ___ dd ____________________




                                                     Ow.
                                                    ,
          --~                                     #O
          <<                                      ||
jg     __ /| ____________________________________ dd __

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Episode 145 (Dec. 25, 2001)
*His fate is uncertain,
  not dangerous. The
 Council will decide  .--,
 Anakin's future...* / / |       .----- OO -----,           ..~
                     +-+-+    .-'_______||___.-'|           <<
                     | | |    ||______ dd ___|__|           /|


                                           You're watching "The Phantom
*That should be enough                     Menace"? I thought you hated
   for you. Now get                        that "midi-chlorians" stuff.
      on board!*      .--,                              ,
                     / / |       .----- OO -----,    ..~
                     +-+-+    .-'_______||___.-'|   .<<.
    ________________ | | | __ ||______ dd ___|__| __ || ___________


*I've been wondering...     LALALALALALA!
    What are midi-    .--,             `
      chlorians?*    / / |       .---- <OO> ----,    oo~
                     +-+-+    .-'_______||___.-'|   .<<.
                     | | |    ||______ dd ___|__|    ||


                   I'm sorry, what did you
                    say? "Midi"-something?
                      .--,              `
                     / / |       .------ OO ----,    --~
                     +-+-+    .-'_______//___.-'|   .<<.
      jg             | | |    ||______ dd ___|__|    ||

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Episode 146 (Dec. 26, 2001)
Go watch TV or something.             Can't, I'm working on
I want to use the computer.      _    ,  my programming project
                   `~..         (_|  O     for Java class...
                    .>>.        [__]_.)_|
                  __ || _______ |   |d| | _________



Or so you claim. What is             I'm making a
this alleged project of          _    ,  game...
yours, if I may ask?   `~..     (_|  O
                        .>>.    [__]_.)_|
            ____________ |\ ___ |   |d| | ____________




  Oh deary me, why am I              Uh.. me.
   not surprised? So what        _    ,
    is it about, then?  `~--    (_|  O
                         .>>.   [__]_.)_|
                        _ || __ |   |d| | _


  You?! How egocentric!
 Why not make a game about
  -me- instead; now THAT         _
  would be interesting! `~..    (_|  O'
                         .>>.   [__]_.)_|
             jg__________ || __ |   |d| | ________

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Episode 147 (Dec. 27, 2001)
 ART DAY: My Plasma Ball
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                  d8       /__|  ___    /___\    8b|___\
                  88       )__( /   \   )___(    88___(
                  88       \  / \___/   \   |    8|   /
                  Y8    __ |  |  |=|    |   |    8/  |
                   Yb .' / /___\ |=|   /____\   d/   \
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                             |     |      |
                             |     |      |
So now he's showing off his  |     |      |   Hey, it's -his- cartoon.
 Christmas presents? Pfft.   |     /`     |   And I think it's cool...
       ,                    /              \                   ,
    ~''          _________.'_ ______________`._________      OO
    .>>.        |            |           [#__]         |    .||.
 ___ || ____ jg |            |        OFF/ON/AUDIO     | ___ dd ______

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Episode 148 (Dec. 28, 2001)
 Hey, did you hear about the            Yeah, saw the trailer. I think
    new Spider-Man movie?  `,,,     _    ,  it looks really cool.
                            '..    (_|  O
                            .||.   [__]_.)_|
                        ____ |\ __ |   |d| | _____



 Pretty nice digital doubles,             Yeah.
  but why the metal armour  `,,,    _    ,
   on the Green Goblin?      '..   (_|  O
                             .||.  [__]_.)_|
         ____________________ || _ |   |d| | ___________________



   Don't you hate it when they            Yeah.
     change stuff in movies?  ` ,,, _    ,
    You know, I haven't seen    '..(_|  O
  Harry Potter yet, because I  .//,[__]_.)_|
   think it might just suck! _ //_ |   |d| | _




 Not to -mention- Lord of the               WAIT a second, who ARE you,
    Rings! I'm terrified!   `,,,    _       ,  anyway?! I haven't seen
                             '..   (_|    OO   you around here before!
                             -||-  [__]_ -||.   _
     jg         _____________ || _ |   |  dd    _|_

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Episode 149 (Dec. 29, 2001)
      So what games       I dunno... Mostly stuff like Zelda...
       do you play?        Wolfenstein... Phantasy Star...
                 ` ,,,      ,
                   '..    OO
                   .||.  .||.
               ____ || __ dd _____


  Ah yes. Ocarina of Time,            What the heck are you talking
Return to Castle Wolfenstein          about? "Ocarina"? "Return"?
 and Phantasy Star Online.  ` ,,,      ,   "ONLINE"?!
                              '..    OO
                              .||.  .||.
                          ____ || __ dd _____


Don't tell me you          There are
play the old games!        new games?
                ` ,,,      ,
                  '..    OO
                  .||.  .||.
              ____ || __ dd _____


               And you call yourself        I do no such thing!
                 a gamer... Sheesh.          TAKE THAT BACK!
                                  ` ,,,       ,
                                    ..'     OO
                                   .||.     -\\.
                             jg____ /|  ____ d d ____

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Episode 150 (Dec. 30, 2001)
        Look. Who the heck        I'm...
         are you, anyway!?         ,               That's Fan Boy!
                       `        ,,,                  ,
                        OO      ..'                ..~
                       .||-    .||.                <<
                     __ bb ____ || _______________ /| ____________


            "Fan Boy"..?                    Yeah. A fan of everything.
                       `       ,,,          ,  You name it, he's the
                        OO     '..        ..~     biggest fan ever.
                       .||.    .||.      .<<.
               ________ bb ____ || ______ || ___________


 That can't be possible.          nnng..
You can't be the biggest           ,
fan of opposites like  `        ,,,
  subjectivism and      OO      oo'       ..~
    objectivism.       .||.    .||.      .<<.
      _________________ bb ____ || ______ || _


If you were, you'd also be
the biggest -opponent- of         NNNGGGK!
both beliefs, which must            ,        Keep going! Maybe we can
be totally impossible. `        ///          ,  make his head explode!
                        OO      @@`       ..~
                       .||>    .||.      -<<-
                 jg   _ db ____ || ______ || _

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