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Episode 151 (Dec. 31, 2001)
          What's that                  Icewind Dale. Got
        you're playing?               it for Christmas.
                      `,,,            ,  _
                       '..           O  |_)
                       .||.       |_(._[__]
                 ______ |\ ______ | |b|   | ______


        This Christmas? But
          it's an old game.           OK whatever.
                           `,,,       ,  _
                            '..      O  |_)
                            .||.  |_(._[__]
                           _ |\ _ | |b|   | _


                                      *poit*
                                         _             ,,,
                                     O  |_)            ..'
                                  |_(._[__] *sizzle*  .||.
                             ____ | |b|   | __________ || ___


       What.. but.. I.. Everything's
       gone! Everything! That stupid
       game just wiped my harddrive!          Happy New Year!
                                   ` ',  _             `,,,
                                     O  |_)             '..
                                  |_(._[__]             .||.
jg                              _ | |b|   | ____________ |\ ____

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Episode 152 (Jan. 1, 2002)
          -That's- the game
         you're making? That?         Mhm.
                           ` ,,,      ,  _
                             '..     O  |_)
                             .||. |_(._[__]
                       ______ ||  | |b|   | ____


    But it's a 2D platform
     game. In ASCII, no less.         Mhm.
                           ` ,,,      ,  _
                             '..     O  |_)
                             .||. |_(._[__]
              _______________ ||  | |b|   | ________________


                       But..          OK! Uh.. Wait, what would you say
                          |          if I told you it was old-school?
                           ` ,,,      ,  _
                             '..     O  |_)
                             .||. |_(._[__]
        _____________________ ||  | |b|   | ______________________


            Cool! Old-school
           totally kicks ass!         Thought so.
                           ` ,,,      ,  _
                             '..     O  |_)
                             -||- |_(._[__]
                 jg    ______ ||  | |b|   | ____

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Episode 153 (Jan. 2, 2002)
Saved anything from the           No, all my stuff is gone. A game
onslaught of that game?          can't do this kind of damage.
          `,,,                  ,  _
           '..                 O  |_)
           .||.             |_(._[__]
            |\ ____________ | |b|   |


                                     It's a -hardware- problem...
                           ,,,       ,
                           '..    /_O
                           .||. _[__]\      _
             ______________ ||  |   |d  __ |_) ________


                         \ .      |      . /
                    -._   \ `.   | |   .' /   _.-
                       `-  )  `-'   `-'  (  -'
                       _ -'      KER      `- _
                         -.    BLAMMO!    .-
                      _.-  )  .-.   .-.  (  -._
                    -'    / .'   | |   `. \    `-
                         / '      |        \

                           Nice work.
                             |      I do try.
                        .``\ ,          `
                        ` ##             ##
                          -\\-         -//-
   jg______________________ \\         dd _____________________

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Episode 154 (Jan. 3, 2002)
Great. What started out as a      Yeah, seeing as your computer was
hard drive failure became a        ,  -fully blown- up. Heh heh.
  full blown catastrophe.       ,,,
                      `OO       ..'
                       ||      .||.
                 _____ bb _____ || _____


                                ,,,
                       OO       ..'
                       ||      .||.
       _______________ bb _____ || ______________________




                                ,,,
                             OO oo'
                            // .||.
                         _ bb _ || _




                                     I'll just go stand
                                    ,  over there, OK?
                                 ,,,
                             OO  oo'
                            //  .||-
             jg___________ bb __ /( ___________

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Episode 155 (Jan. 4, 2002)
 All that's left of              There's this metal
  my computer... A                ,  thingy too.
    pile of ashes.             ,,,
                 `OO           ..'
                  ||         '-||
          _______ bb .--. ____ /| ________


         Put it on                              Where's your
          the pile.                               computer?
                 `         ,,,                    ,
                  OO       ..'                 ..~
                  ||     '-||                  <<
            _____ bb .--.  || ________________ /| _____



       It exploded.                   Good luck surviving without it
                 `       ,,,           ,   and not freaking out
                  OO     '..         ..~     from withdrawal.
                  ||      ||        .<<.
              ___ bb .-`. || _______ || ____



      I'll be fine.                     BWAHAAHAHAAHAHA!
                 `       ,,,            ,  OW, my RIBS!
                  OO     '..         ''~
                  ||      ||        -<<-
             jg__ bb .-`. || _______ // __

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Episode 156 (Jan. 5, 2002)
                Bummer your computer
                 exploded, Nerd Boy.          Shut up.
                                  `,,,        ,
                                   '..      OO
                                   .||.     ||
                             ______ || ____ dd _______


Well well. I thought you wouldn't          Like I told you, I have it
  survive without a computer.            all figured out. I'll be fine.
              `                    ,,,       ,
               ~..                 ..'     OO
                >>                .||.     ||
                |\ _______________ || ____ dd


                                             Yeah, because Fan Boy here
               Sure.                         will hook me up! He's got
                ,                 ,,,        ,  a computer I can use.
             ..~                  '..      OO
             <<                   .||.    .||.
         ___ /| __________________ || ____ dd ______________


                    What? I told             YES SIREE! I'LL JUST GO
                   you I don't h..          BORROW YOUR COMPUTER NOW!
                                 `,,,        ,   I'LL BE FINE!
                                  '..      @@
                                  .||.    -||-
                   jg       ______ || ____ dd ___

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Episode 157 (Jan. 6, 2002)
GUEST ARTIST WEEK
-----------------

     a portal?
where does it lead?     .
                `       '
                 OO     :
                .||.    |
  ______________ bb ____|____________________


              hey this is wrong, this is 3D...
        '    i can only move in two dimensions!
     '  '      ,
     .  |  OO
    _:  |_.||._______________
     | /   bb               /|_
  ___|/___________________ // /|_
                          |_ // /|______________
                            |_ //
                              |_______________


    ____      LET ME OUT!
       /|_        `
  ___ // /|_        OO
     |_ // /|______.||.____
       |_ //        bb                         EXIT
         |_______________                           '
                                             '      .
                                             :      '
    ____                                     |      |
       /|_                              *    |______|
  ___ // /|_                          OO    /      /|
     |_ // /|_______________________.((.___/      /_|________
       |_ //                         bb
         |_________________________________________________


          EXIT
               '
        '      .
        :      '
   okay, stay calm, there has to be a way.
        |______|    ,
       /      /  OO
  ____/      /__.||.______________
                 bb              /\
________________________________/  \
                                \   \
                                 \   \
                                  \   \________________
                                   \  /
                                    \/_______________

   ___   wheeee
     /\   ,                                this place isn't so bad
 ___/ OO                                 after all. i wanna stay here
    \.\\'                                    ,
     \ bb\                               OO
      \   \____________            _____.||._____________
       \  /                              bb
        \/___________            ______________________



                  d'oh!                            '
                   ,                               '
                OO          [ EXIT >            '  |
   ____________.||.____________||_______________:  |
                bb                              | /|
 _________________________________        ______|/ |
                                  /      /      |  |
                                 /      /|      |  |
                                /      / |      |  |
                               /      /__|______|__|_________________
                              /
                             /_____________________________________
                             |
   lf                        |

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Episode 158 (Jan. 7, 2002)
GUEST ARTIST WEEK
-----------------

          Mmm... Bungie.          Try it. It's cool.
         That should be fun.        ,
                      `         ,,,
                       OO       oo
                      .||'     .[].
      _______________  db_____  ||____ _____         _____________
                                      |_____|       |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |
                                      |             |


                                          ,,,
                                          oo
                                         .[].
       ________________________________ _ ||_       _____________
                                       |_____|     |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |        |
                                       |  |
                                          |   A-A-A-AH!
                                          q    ,
                                          q\/
                                           /OO



                                      John, come here, quick!
                                             ,
                                           ,,,
                                           oo]
                                          .[]'
        ________________________________ _ ||_      ____________
                                        |_____|    |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  | OW!   |
                                        |  | ,     |
                                        | qp       |
                                        |__\\,_____|



                                    We need a deeper gap.
                                              ,            __
                                           ,,,        /\  /__]
                                           oo       /\/\\/:::\
                                          .[].     /__) )_:::|
        ________________________________ _ ||_      __ (oooooo)_
                                        |_____|    |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        |  |       |
                                        | qp       |
    Gr                                  |__\\,_____|

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Episode 159 (Jan. 8, 2002)
GUEST ARTIST WEEK
-----------------

   ___.-==============================-.___
 _(   )_                             __(   )__
( Mandy )       Thinking about      ( NerdBoy )
  (___)                                (___)
      '-==============================-'

               Merry Christmas
                  from Mandy

                       .-.
         ____________ (oo)`__________
        ( New graphics((+) New sound )
         '-''-''-''-'(_:__)''-''-''-'
          *  *  *  *        *  *  * 


          She Knows! She always knew.


                      _
                 `O  |_)
                |_(-_[__]
        ______  | |Z|   \ ____________________



=====================================================================



    tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push )
          tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh

                  _      O`
                 |_)  _[_,\
     ____________| | |   |(\  [ ___________



===============.* INSTALLED *.=======================================


   Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes
 
                      _
                   O |_)_
                |_ |-_[__]
        ______  | |L|   \ ____________________


=====================================================================  

Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be.

 For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to 
potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the 
car and watching it smack the pole.


    ___.-==============================-.___
 __(   )__                             _(   )_
( NerdBoy )     Thinking about        ( Mandy )
   (___)                                (___)
       '-==============================-'


     .----------,
    (  Mandy,  (
     \          \
     (   E-mail (
      \          \
      (     Send (
       `----------`
               `.     _
                 `O  |_)
                |_(-_[__]
        ______  | |Z|   \ ____________________

NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious
gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time.


     .----------,
    (  E-mail  (
     \ returned \
     (    NO    (
      \  SUCH    \
      ( ADDRESS  (
       `----------`
               `.     _
                 `O  |_)
                |_(-_[__]
        ______  | |Z|   \ ____________________


=====================================================================
Where could she be ?



                *     .   *
          *    .   *
     *  .       *   .    *
      .    *            .
         *   .   *    .
               .   *  *
            *    .
               .   * .
                 * .
                  /\
                 / -\
                /= * \
=============================================================LGB=====
Maybe next year.  -.( o) .-

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Episode 160 (Jan. 9, 2002)
GUEST ARTIST WEEK
-----------------

What the heck is         []      It's my new time machine! Do
this supposed to be?   .-==-.    you like the design?
                `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]|  OO
                  >>   |[][]| .||.
                __|\___|____|__dd___________



Not particularly. Does   []      But of course! Would you like
it actually work?      .-==-.    a demonstration?
                `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]| \OO
                 .>>.  |[][]|  ||.
                __||___|____|__dd___________


How could I say no?      []      Stand back!
No! Oh, go on          .-==-.    Here goes...
then...         `      |[][]|    ,
                 ~..   |[][]|  OO
                 .>>.  |[][]| -||.
                __||___|____|__dd___________


              It is 10:45am  []      
                         ` .-==-.    Amazing, huh?
                           |[][]|          ,
                 ~--       |[][]|        OO
                 .>>.      |[][]|       .||.
                __||_______|____|________dd___________


LATER...

 Not this stupid Time     []      Don't worry. I've ironed out
 Machine again...       .-==-.    the bugs and now it works
                 `      |[][]|    ,  perfectly.
                  ~--   |[][]|  OO
                  .>>,  |[][]| .||.
                 __||___|____|__dd___________


 Why do I have this       []      Don't worry. Nothing could
 impending feeling of   .-==-.    possibly go wrong... er,
 doom...         `      |[][]|    , stand back anyway.
                  ~..   |[][]|  OO
                  .>>,  |[][]| -||.
                 __/|___|____|__dd___________



 Nothing happened, idiot.    []
 I thought you said you'd  .-==-.    Er... behind you...
 ironed out the  `         |[][]|        ,
 bugs!            ~..      |[][]|      OO
                  .>>.     |[][]|     -||.
                 __||______|____|______dd___________



                             []
 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!      .-==-.
                 `         |[][]|
             OO    ..~     |[][]|      OO
            .||.  \<</     |[][]|     .||.
         ____bb____//______|____|______dd___________



 Probability of termination  []
 once joke is discovered   .-==-.    Heh. Still worth it.
 over 99%.  `              |[][]|        ,
            ~==            |[][]|      OO
            .||OO          |[][]|     .||.
E_Z      ____bb___=^-~_____|____|______dd___________

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