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Order by date | Order by rating What's that Icewind Dale. Got
you're playing? it for Christmas.
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This Christmas? But
it's an old game. OK whatever.
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*poit*
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What.. but.. I.. Everything's
gone! Everything! That stupid
game just wiped my harddrive! Happy New Year!
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Order by date | Order by rating -That's- the game
you're making? That? Mhm.
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But it's a 2D platform
game. In ASCII, no less. Mhm.
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But.. OK! Uh.. Wait, what would you say
| if I told you it was old-school?
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Cool! Old-school
totally kicks ass! Thought so.
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Order by date | Order by rating Saved anything from the No, all my stuff is gone. A game
onslaught of that game? can't do this kind of damage.
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It's a -hardware- problem...
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Nice work.
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Order by date | Order by rating Great. What started out as a Yeah, seeing as your computer was
hard drive failure became a , -fully blown- up. Heh heh.
full blown catastrophe. ,,,
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I'll just go stand
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Order by date | Order by rating All that's left of There's this metal
my computer... A , thingy too.
pile of ashes. ,,,
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Put it on Where's your
the pile. computer?
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It exploded. Good luck surviving without it
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I'll be fine. BWAHAAHAHAAHAHA!
` ,,, , OW, my RIBS!
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exploded, Nerd Boy. Shut up.
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Well well. I thought you wouldn't Like I told you, I have it
survive without a computer. all figured out. I'll be fine.
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Yeah, because Fan Boy here
Sure. will hook me up! He's got
, ,,, , a computer I can use.
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What? I told YES SIREE! I'LL JUST GO
you I don't h.. BORROW YOUR COMPUTER NOW!
`,,, , I'LL BE FINE!
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a portal?
where does it lead? .
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hey this is wrong, this is 3D...
' i can only move in two dimensions!
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EXIT
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okay, stay calm, there has to be a way.
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Mmm... Bungie. Try it. It's cool.
That should be fun. ,
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___.-==============================-.___
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( Mandy ) Thinking about ( NerdBoy )
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Merry Christmas
from Mandy
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( New graphics((+) New sound )
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She Knows! She always knew.
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tinker tinkeR ( yank ) tinkER ( jerk ) tinKER tiNKER ( push )
tINKER ( pull ) TINKER ...... sigh
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Start - zzzzzzzzz - beep - new hardware detected - proceed - yes
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Notice that NerdBoy is as close to the monitor as he can be.
For some reason its human nature to get as close as possible to
potential danger. Much like sticking your face in the windshield of the
car and watching it smack the pole.
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( NerdBoy ) Thinking about ( Mandy )
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( Mandy, (
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NerdBoy is attempting to reach Mandy. Thanking her for the precious
gifts. Realizing that it is 31 December 2001 asking for her time.
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Where could she be ?
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Maybe next year. -.( o) .-
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What the heck is [] It's my new time machine! Do
this supposed to be? .-==-. you like the design?
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Not particularly. Does [] But of course! Would you like
it actually work? .-==-. a demonstration?
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How could I say no? [] Stand back!
No! Oh, go on .-==-. Here goes...
then... ` |[][]| ,
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It is 10:45am []
` .-==-. Amazing, huh?
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LATER...
Not this stupid Time [] Don't worry. I've ironed out
Machine again... .-==-. the bugs and now it works
` |[][]| , perfectly.
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Why do I have this [] Don't worry. Nothing could
impending feeling of .-==-. possibly go wrong... er,
doom... ` |[][]| , stand back anyway.
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Nothing happened, idiot. []
I thought you said you'd .-==-. Er... behind you...
ironed out the ` |[][]| ,
bugs! ~.. |[][]| OO
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! .-==-.
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Probability of termination []
once joke is discovered .-==-. Heh. Still worth it.
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