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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, robot. I've been *As usual.*
doing some thinking. , *meep*
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Have you ever read *meep*
any on-line comics? ,
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Ever notice how a lot of *meep*
them are influenced by the ,
Japanese culture? `OO ==~
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Well I think it's silly. Most
comic authors haven't done *Hai, hai..
any research on the Japanese Sou desu ne.*
culture; they just throw in , *meep*
some Japanese phrases `OO ==~
to seem cool! .||. .[[.
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Order by date | Order by rating Why the heck are
you listening to *It's a great big white
Marilyn Manson? `,,, _ world and we are drained
'.. O |_) of our colors...*
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I like the *We used to love
,,, music. _ ourselves, we used to
'.. `O |_) love one another.*
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But.. You're a nerd! You should talk, Mr. I'm-
You can't like this! the-Biggest-Fan-of-Everything.
Listen to Jarre `,,, , _ Silly Fan Boy...
or something! '.. OO |_)
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I have a name, Sure you do
you know. -Fan Boy-.
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Order by date | Order by rating ______
Here it is! My very / .--. \
own time machine! ( ( `- ) )
Beauty, ain't she? ) `--' (
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I dunno. Does ( ( `- ) ) It tended to send things way
it even work? ) `--' ( back in time at first, but it
`,,, | .--. | , should be working great
'.. || || OO now. Now all I need is
.||. )| |( .||. a volunteer to test it!
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( ( `- ) ) Aw, you're always
) `--' ( so darn negative!
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Order by date | Order by rating Have you seen my Yeah, it's in
Busta Rhymes CD? the closet.
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MOMENTS LATER...
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Nerd Boy? Did you just / .--. \ Great plan! He
lock me in that wacky time ( ( `- ) ) totally fell for it.
machine of yours? ` ) `--' ( | But of course.
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Order by date | Order by rating We've locked Fan Boy ______
in your time machine. / .--. \
Are you gonna test ( ( `- ) )
it or will I die OK, here ) `--' ( Hey! What's going
of boredom first? goes.. | .--. | , on out there!?
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______ *bzzschweeeeee*
*gzoiii* ` / .--. \ '
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Cool. > | .--. | < *wywywy...*
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3002 A.D. ___ _ | 2002 A.D.
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\ \__ *zweee*|
I.. -think- I \/ / ______ | ______
made a mistake. / /\ |[][][]| | / .--. \
~.. `OO / /\ \___|[][][]| | ( ( `- ) )
.>>. .||. \ \/ .---|[][][]| | ) `--' ( Hello?
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Order by date | Order by rating 3002 a.d. _| I think it's safe to assume that
__ \ \ my time machine sent -us- into
\ \__ /_/ the future instead of Fan Boy.
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/ /\____|[][][]| | -I- think it's safe to
/ /\| |[][][]| | ? assume that you're an idiot.
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Well, \ \ | |[][][]| | _ |\ ___________ bb ___ || _
crap. \ \| |[][][]| |
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.>>. .||. | \ \|[][][]| | Nani o Ah, Japanese; the future
_|| _ bb_ | \ |[][][]| | simasu ka? tongue. Lucky I took that
| | |\ [][][]| | `__ , course, huh?
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|. .| | |[][][]| | <My goat is ill. Can
|. | | |[][][]| | you please help it?>
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Order by date | Order by rating Well, apparently people speak -You're- the one who
Japanese here in the future, built the stupid time
so we can't communicate with , machine, remember?
anyone. How do we get `OO ..~
back to our own time? __ .||. .<<.
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Hmm.. We'll need something
like a remote, to activate
my time machine `OO ..~
back home... __ ))_ .<<.
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It has to operate at a OK.
subchronic frequency ,
to interact with `OO ..~
something in the __ ))_ .<<.
past though... | dd | ______ || ____
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|USED SUBCHRONIC|
____|REMOTE EMPORIUM|
This is hopeless. I'll be | |`---------------'
We're stuck here. right back. __| | __________
`OO `~.. /\\\\\ | | 50% OFF! |
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Order by date | Order by rating 3002 a.d. | 2002 a.d. ______
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With this, I can control my | ( ( `- ) )
time machine back in 2002 | ) `--' ( Let me out of
and send us back there! | | .--. | , here! Hello?
`OO / ..~ | || || .. Hmm...
.||o .<<. | )| o|( A switch?
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Then I can fix the time machine |It opened the .--. \
so that it sends the stuff | door! I'm ( `- ) )
-in- it instead of the stuff | finally free!`--' (
-around- it through time. | . ` ,,, . |
Here goes... `OO / --~ *yawn*| | ..' ||
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*bzzschweeeeee* *gzoiii*
*wywywy...*
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| It worked! ______
| I wonder / .--. \ Who cares?
| where Fan ( ( `- ) ) Let's have
Huh? | Boy is? ) `--' ( ice cream.
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Order by date | Order by rating So do you think
it's possible? What?
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ZeoSync's 100:1 non- Aaugh, don't get
lossy compression. me started!
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OK. It's impossible! They're raving lunatics!
I just.. Look at the website! "A chip that empowers
` ,,, _ , the world." Geez, their chairman
..' (_| O is called "St. George"! Oooh,
.||. [__]_ )_| killing the big bad draconic
______ /| ____ | |d| | __ Shannon's limit, are we?
Are you saying it Either that or
must be a joke? a frickin' -cult-.
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Order by date | Order by rating Oh... Hi, I
Hello. guess.
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Um.. So.
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Well, it's been fun. Let's
never do it again sometime. Sounds great.
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