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it's four o' clock in the morning
my eyeballs are itching
stop bothering me
..Nerd Boy? tomorrow ok?
(this poem brought to you by Tired Minds Inc.)
Totally
sucks..
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shut up | |_|
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*giggle* (_| O
*hee hee* [__]_.)_|
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*The koala is a herbivore...*
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*blah blah...*
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*giggle* Oh come on! What
*eehihihi* _ , is so funny
(_| O over there?!
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That tickles! Ewww! More than
, _ , I need to know!
- Shh! (_| O> Lalalaaalala!
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rekindle our relationship. Mhm.
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Well, I'm off to Huh.
visit my uncle! _ ,
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Sayonara! I'm going Yeah.
to the robot convention! _ ,
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THAT VERY AFTERNOON...
Helloo-o?! Where the
heck -is- everyone?!
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Order by date | Order by rating I'm apparently all alone
here. Everyone's gone.
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The place seems...
...empty...
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Without any people around, I might
go crazy and... I dunno, start
, talking to myself or someth-
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Order by date | Order by rating My friends have all deserted me. I'll
, just have to accept it and move on.
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But why did they leave?
Maybe they thought I was
boring or something.
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Wait, maybe I am. Maybe I've thrown
, away my life on silly things that
OO are devoid of all meaning.
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Nah.
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Order by date | Order by rating Abandoned by my friends... What
should I do? Oh yeah, wallow in
, self-pity of course.
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Oh woe
is me.
`OO
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Well, that was boring.
I'll just go play the
C&C: Renegade demo now.
`OO
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( * Or not.
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Order by date | Order by rating Well, my computer's (
dead and my friends )
have abandoned me. _ ,*
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I wonder if I'll ever
, get them back?
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No use crying over lost
, files... I wonder if
OO there's anything on TV.
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( )
) Oh -weak-! ( *
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Order by date | Order by rating No friends, no TV, no -computer-!
, My GOD, what shall I do now?!
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I SHALL GIVE THEE
A HOLY QUEST, NERD BOY.
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GO OUTSIDE AND
GET SOME FRESH AIR.
| \ `. -That's- my
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WELL, IT'S THE BEST
I COULD COME UP WITH
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. Lucky I'm already an atheist, or you
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Order by date | Order by rating No friends to talk to, no
computer, no TV. No nothing
with nothing on the side...
`OO
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Wait, I know! A
joke'll cheer me up!
`OO
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So anyway, this guy
walks into a bar and
sees this blonde...
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Nah, I've
heard it.
`OO
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What the heck Computer broke down.
are you doing? I'm coding on paper.
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Pointless exercise. I wrote a compiler in the machine
You won't be able to language of a chip I designed. I
check for syntax errors used it to convert my program to
or anything. Give it up. machine language, and I ran that
`,,, through my chip architecture...
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"Hello Beautiful,
World"? isn't it?
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