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Episode 211 (Mar. 5, 2002)
 Cold outside.  ____                   Huh.
        ` ,,,  |    |                  ,
 |_       ..'  |    |                OO
 |       (: )  |   o|               .||.
_|_      d  d  |____|                dd


                                        That's weird. You treat your
                ____                  clothes like a stack; you always
               |    |     ,,,          ,    put them on in a certain
 |.            |    |     '..        OO     order and then take them
 ||            |   o|      ||       .||.    off in the reverse order.
_|_dd          |____|      |\        dd


                      That's          Well, yeah. I bet you even do
                ____   weird?         that with your underwear; put
               |    |       `,,,       ,  it on first and take it
 |.            |    |        '..     OO   off last. Well do ya?
 ||            |   o|        .||.   .||.
_|_dd          |____|         ||     dd



                     Well, of         Pfft. Well,
                ____  course!          -I- don't.
               |    |       `,,,             `
 |.            |    |        '..              OO
 ||            |   o|        .||.            ((
_|_dd        jg|____|         ||             b b

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Episode 212 (Mar. 6, 2002)
Well, I went and saw Lord of
the Rings for the 42nd time                  None.
now. How many times have   `,,,         _    ,
 you seen it, Nerd Boy?     '..        (_|  O
                             ||        [__]_.)_|
                      ______ |\ ______ |   |d| | ____


                         What?!             Well.. Eh. I haven't read
                       BUT WHY?!             the books anyway, so...
                              `,,,      _    ,
                               'oo     (_|  O
                               .||.    [__]_.)_|
                            ___ || ___ |   |d| | _


       WHAT?! It's as if I don't            You got it backwards. It's
        even -know- you anymore!             as if you suddenly got to
                              `,,,      _    ,   know the real me.
                               'oo     (_|  O
                               -||-    [__]_.)_|
                            ___ || ___ |   |d| | _


                    Nah. I liked
                    mine better.              Drama queen.
                              `,,,      _    ,
                               '..     (_|  O
                               -||-    [__]_.)_|
                          jg___ || ___ |   |d| | _

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Episode 213 (Mar. 7, 2002)
 Nerd Boy, I think               That's what you said yesterday, and
 a UFO landed right             it was just a cyberbeing from another
 outside our door. `,,,      _    ,  dimension, remember? Anyway,
                    '..     (_|  O        I'll go check...
                     ||     [__]_.)_|
         ___________ |\ ___ |   |d| |_________________________
                                                             __
_______________________________                             /  \
                               \                   Hello.  /  _/
                                \                      `  / o/
_________________________________\                        > /\___
__    _____    _____    _____   |                         |/\   -\
_|    |_|_|    |_|_|    |_|_|   |                            | \ -\
_|    |_|_|    |_|_|    |_|_|   |      HOLY                ___\| -|\
                                |     CRAP!!!             />---'\ ||
__    _____    _____    _____   |___   ,                 /|     ///|>
_|    |_|_|    |_|_|    |_|_|   |   |OO                        /|| |\
_|    |_|_|    |_|_|    |_|_|   |  o|-\\-                      \||
                                |___|_ bb _                     \\\
________________________________|          |___________________ /^|| _
                                                  __
                                                 /  \
                                                /  _/
                                               /o /
                         OK, so you were       > /\__
                        right -this- time.     |/\   \
       _         ,,,           ,                /\| \ \
      (_|        'oo         OO                 /\\\| |
      [__]_  _|  .||.         ))               //\`-' |
    jg|   | | |   ||         d d              /^| \__/

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Episode 214 (Mar. 8, 2002)
                                          __
                                         /  \
                                        /  _/
    So... You're an               Yep. /o /
    alien from outer                 ` > /\__
    space, is that it?                 |/\   \
                   `,,,                 /\| \ \
           OO       '..                 /\\\| |
          .||.      .||.               //\`-' |
      ____ bb ______ || _____________ /^| \__/ ____
                                                   __
                                                  /  \
                                                 /  _/
                  So, um... Did                 /o /
                   you eat any                  | /\__
                  humans lately?                |/\   \
                            `,,,                 /\| \ \
                    OO       '..                 /\\\| |
                   .||.      .||.               //\`-' |
                  _ bb ______ || _____________ /^| \__/ ____
                                                            __
                                                           /  \
         Hey, what kind of                 "It", huh?     /  _/
          question is that?               Well -thanks-. /- /
           Can't you see that                          ` > /\__
           you're insulting it?                          |/\   \
                            `         ,,,                 /\| \ \
                             OO       '..                 /\\\| |
                            .||.      .||.               //\`-' |
    jg______________________ bb ______ || _____________ /^| \__/ ____

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Episode 215 (Mar. 9, 2002)
                                              __
                                             /  \
                                            /  _/
So why are you here,     To learn all our  /o /
 Mr. Alien? To save      ancient secrets   | /\__
the universe, maybe?     in a single day?  |/\   \
                 `,,,      ,                /\| \ \
                  '..    OO                 /\\\| |
                  .||.  .||.               //\`-' |
           _______ || __ bb _____________ /^| \__/ ___
                                                      __
                              I kinda had a fight    /  \
                              with my girlfriend    /  _/
                             and she ran off. I'm  /o /
                              looking for her.   ` > /\__
                                                   |/\   \
                          ,,,                       /\| \ \
                          '..    OO                 /\\\| |
                          .||.  .||.               //\`-' |
                   _______ || __ bb _____________ /^| \__/ ___
                                                              __
                                                             /  \
                                                            /  _/
                                                           /o /
                       Ha, good luck                       | /\__
                        with -that-.       Yeah.           |/\   \
                                 `,,,      ,                /\| \ \
                                  '..    OO                 /\\\| |
                                  .||.  .||.               //\`-' |
                         jg_______ || __ bb _____________ /^| \__/ ___

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Episode 216 (Mar. 10, 2002)
                        I don't mean to be    ___
                         rude, but do you    /   \
                         have anything to   /   _/
                         eat around here?  /  o/
                                         ` |> /\_
       Oh. Sorry, I'm not being            |_/`  \
        a very good host, am I?             /\| \ \
                          `OO               /\\\| |
                          .||.             //\`-' |
                   _______ bb ___________ /^| \__/ ___


You're always eating.                It's not for me,   ___ __
That's why you're fat.              it's for the alien.|   |  |
               `~..                   He's starved.  ` |   |  |
                 >>                                   /||  |  |
       _________ |\ _________________________________ b|___|__| __


                                   What a lame excuse. Do   __
                                   ,  you expect me to     |  |
                o,OO            ..~   buy that? Pfft.      |  |
                `v))           .<<.                        |  |
               _ d d __________ || _______________________ |__| __

                                                        ___ __
                                             OK, I'll  |   |  |
                                               help. ` |   |  |
                                                      >||  |  |
                                   jg_______________ /||___|__| __

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Episode 217 (Mar. 11, 2002)
                                                              __
                                                             /  \
                                                            /  _/
Woah! There really is an    Oh, don't be silly!    Well... /o /
alien! I hope he doesn't   This is a nice alien,         ` > /\__
eat humans or anything...  of course he doesn't!           |/\   \
        ,                                      `            /\| \ \
     ~..                                        OO          /\\\| |
     .>>.                                      .||-        //\`-' |
 ____ \\ ______________________________________ dd ______ /^| \__/ ___
                                           __
                                          /  \
                                         /  _/
                       SHHKKRRGGRRK!!   /o /
                                     ` /_ /\___
                                       _/\|\   \
                           eeeek!!   _/   /\| \ \
                  ~..           `OO  `'   /\\\| |
                   >>            -\\-    //\`-' |
              ____ |\ ____________ bb _ /^| \__/ _____
                             __
                            /  \
      I'm terribly sorry.  /  _/
     I thought humour was / o/
   a well-known concept ` > /\_       Not on planet
     on this planet...    |/`  \       Nerd Boy...
                          /\| \ \     ,
                          /\\\| |  ~--
        pp               //\`-' |   >>
jg____ // _____________ /^| \__/ __ |\ ________

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Episode 218 (Mar. 12, 2002)
         Why aren't you    The novelty wore off.
          with the alien?   He's kind of lame...
                        `       `,,,    .--.
               .-------- ~.. -.  '..    | \ \
               |`-.______ >> __`-.||    +-+-+
            __ |__|_______\\ ___|||| __ | | | ___


                 __
                /  \
                \_  \  What on Earth are
                  \ o\ ,  you doing?
                __/\ <
               /   /\|          I'm programming,
              / / |/\              wise guy.   _
              | |///\                     `O  |_)
              | `-'/\\                  |_(._[__]
           ___ \__/ |^\ _______________ | |b |  | ______


                 __
                /  \
                \_  \  Stellar.
                  \ o\ ,
                __/\ <
               /   /\|
              / / |/\                 *sigh*   _
              | |///\                     O   |_)
              | `-'/\\                  |_( _[__]
         jg___ \__/ |^\ _______________ | |b |  | ______

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Episode 219 (Mar. 13, 2002)
  You guys are NOT
going to believe this!      What?
              ` __            `     ,,,
               #..             OO   ..'
                ||            .||. .||.
         ______ |\ ___________ dd _ || ______


                                                           __
                                                          /  \
                                                         /  _/
                                                        /o /
I was at the mall,                                      | /\__
and I met an alie-                                      |/\   \
                 `__                ,,,                  /\| \ \
                 #..           OO   ..'                  /\\\| |
                 -||.         .||. .||.                 //\`-' |
     ____________ || _________ dd _ || _______________ /^| \__/____

                                                           __
                                                          /  \
                                                         /  _/
                                                 Sorry. /o /
 You just -had- to                                    ` > /\__
 meet one first...              Sorry.                  |/\   \
            `__                    `,,,                  /\| \ \
             --#               OO   ..'                  /\\\| |
             ||               .||. .||.                 //\`-' |
   jg_______ /| ______________ dd _ || _______________ /^| \__/____

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Episode 220 (Mar. 14, 2002)
                                             __
                                            /  \
  Wait, Linda met an                       /  _/
   alien? Aren't you                Yeah? /o /
    looking for your                    ` > /\__
       girlfriend?!                       |/\   \
                  `        ,,,             /\| \ \
                   OO      '..             /\\\| |
                  .||.     .||.           //\`-' |
                __ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____
                                             __
                                            /  \
                                           /  _/
                                          /o /
                                          | /\__
                                          |/\   \
                           ,,,             /\| \ \
                   OO      '..             /\\\| |
                  .||.     .||.           //\`-' |
                __ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____
                                             __
                                            /  \
                                           /  _/
                                          /o /
Am I going too fast     Yes,              | /\__
 for you? Should I     please.            |/\   \
draw you a diagram?        `,,,            /\| \ \
                  `OO       ..'            /\\\| |
                  .||.     .||.           //\`-' |
            jg____ bb _____ || _________ /^| \__/____

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