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Order by date | Order by rating Cold outside. ____ Huh.
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That's weird. You treat your
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That's Well, yeah. I bet you even do
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Well, of Pfft. Well,
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Order by date | Order by rating Well, I went and saw Lord of
the Rings for the 42nd time None.
now. How many times have `,,, _ ,
you seen it, Nerd Boy? '.. (_| O
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What?! Well.. Eh. I haven't read
BUT WHY?! the books anyway, so...
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'oo (_| O
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WHAT?! It's as if I don't You got it backwards. It's
even -know- you anymore! as if you suddenly got to
`,,, _ , know the real me.
'oo (_| O
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Nah. I liked
mine better. Drama queen.
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Order by date | Order by rating Nerd Boy, I think That's what you said yesterday, and
a UFO landed right it was just a cyberbeing from another
outside our door. `,,, _ , dimension, remember? Anyway,
'.. (_| O I'll go check...
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OK, so you were > /\__
right -this- time. |/\ \
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So... You're an Yep. /o /
alien from outer ` > /\__
space, is that it? |/\ \
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OO '.. /\\\| |
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So, um... Did /o /
you eat any | /\__
humans lately? |/\ \
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Hey, what kind of "It", huh? / _/
question is that? Well -thanks-. /- /
Can't you see that ` > /\__
you're insulting it? |/\ \
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So why are you here, To learn all our /o /
Mr. Alien? To save ancient secrets | /\__
the universe, maybe? in a single day? |/\ \
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I kinda had a fight / \
with my girlfriend / _/
and she ran off. I'm /o /
looking for her. ` > /\__
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Ha, good luck | /\__
with -that-. Yeah. |/\ \
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Order by date | Order by rating I don't mean to be ___
rude, but do you / \
have anything to / _/
eat around here? / o/
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Oh. Sorry, I'm not being |_/` \
a very good host, am I? /\| \ \
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You're always eating. It's not for me, ___ __
That's why you're fat. it's for the alien.| | |
`~.. He's starved. ` | | |
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What a lame excuse. Do __
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o,OO ..~ buy that? Pfft. | |
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Woah! There really is an Oh, don't be silly! Well... /o /
alien! I hope he doesn't This is a nice alien, ` > /\__
eat humans or anything... of course he doesn't! |/\ \
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SHHKKRRGGRRK!! /o /
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eeeek!! _/ /\| \ \
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I'm terribly sorry. / _/
I thought humour was / o/
a well-known concept ` > /\_ Not on planet
on this planet... |/` \ Nerd Boy...
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Order by date | Order by rating Why aren't you The novelty wore off.
with the alien? He's kind of lame...
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You guys are NOT
going to believe this! What?
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I was at the mall, | /\__
and I met an alie- |/\ \
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Sorry. /o /
You just -had- to ` > /\__
meet one first... Sorry. |/\ \
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Wait, Linda met an / _/
alien? Aren't you Yeah? /o /
looking for your ` > /\__
girlfriend?! |/\ \
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OO '.. /\\\| |
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Am I going too fast Yes, | /\__
for you? Should I please. |/\ \
draw you a diagram? `,,, /\| \ \
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