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Episode 221 (Mar. 15, 2002)
                                                  __
                                                 /  \
                                                /  _/
  OK, Mr. Alien, your girlfriend           OK. /o /
   is definitely at the mall. We             ` > /\__
    are going there and you will               |/\   \
    straighten things out. End of               /\| \ \
        story. Is that clear?   `OO             /\\\| |
                                .||.           //\`-' |
                             ___ bb _________ /^| \__/____



 LATER, AT THE MALL...


                       __    __
                      /  \  /  \
                      \_  \/  _/
                        \- \-/        This is seriously
                      __/\ </\__     icky romantic stuff.
                     /   /\/\   \     Why did I do this?
                    /| \/    \/ |\           |
                   |  \`._/\_.'/  |          | To impress girls.
                   | / `--'`--' \ |          |   What else?
       Ewwww!       \\          //         Right!    |
        ,  `__       |\        /|             `      `,,,
      ~--   --#      |/        \|              OO     ..'
      .>>. .|(.     //          \\            .||-   .||.
jg____ || _ || ___ |^\ ________ /^| __________ bb ___ || __

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Episode 222 (Mar. 21, 2002)
And thus, the best strategy
in small areas is to attack     Amazing.
head on instead of gathering       `,,,
 resources, apparently...   `OO     '..
                            ((       ||
                        ___ b b ____ |\ ______


      Yeah, the intricacies of    Yeah, it's      YO, F4N
       Etherlords is truly a      way cool.        D00D.
      work of art; and that's       `,,,              \ ,,,
        just in the demo!    `OO     '..                --
                             ((       ||               .//.
                         ___ b b ____ |\ ____________ _/( ___



              You -know- that    Hey, bro.
             IDIOT Warez Dude?!      `,,,        ,,,
                              `OO     '..        --
                              .||-     ||       .//.
                          ____ bb ____ |\ ____ _/( ___


                              What did
                              you say?
            ,,,          nothing    `,,,
            --                `OO    ..'
           .//.               .||.  .||.
   jg_____ (/ ________________ bb __ || _________

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Episode 223 (Mar. 22, 2002)
                    gnrk!        What?     /_________________________
                        `          `,,,     |   _ _
                         OO         ..'     |  |_|_|
                         \\        .||.     |  |_|_|
                   ______ bb ______ || ____ | __________________



Oh, I just realised that you
called Warez Dude "bro", and
how awful it would be if you        ,,,
two were really brothers! `OO       ..'
Imagine the horrid shame! .||.     .||.
                           bb       ||



                               We are.
                                   `,,,
                           OO       ..'
                          .||.     .||.
      ____________________ bb _____ || ____________________


 Of course. What else,
after my silly diatribe?
                      `             ,,,
                       OO           ..'
                        ))         .||.
         jg___________ d d    _____ || __

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Episode 224 (Mar. 23, 2002)
 So you're saying Warez              Yeah.
  Dude is your brother.                  `,,,          ,--.  *bleep*
                    `OO         ,-------- '.. -.       | \ \
                    ((          |`-.______((o._ `-.    +-+-+
                    b b         |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | |

  _ _
 (\'/)
(_(.)_)     As in real     Yeah! What's the                 *kzzt*
 (/|\)        family?         problem?!  `,,,          ,--.  *wwzzz*
 __|-.               `OO        ,-------- '.. -.       | \ \
/)_|_(\              .||.       |`-.______((o._ `-.    +-+-+
' |_| '               bb        |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | |



The guy is the antichrist!
He is a hellspawn! You're /               ,,,          ,--.  *weoeow*
  nothing like him!  `OO  --    ,-------- '.. -.       | \ \   *bloop*
                     -||-       |`-.______((o._ `-.    +-+-+
             ________ bb ______ |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | |


     _
   /'/)          I guess you're right. He
  ((.))          kinda takes after our dad.
   \|\                                   `,,,          ,--.
   ,|__               OO        ,-------- '.. -.       | \ \ *booom!*
  /)|_(\             .||.       |`-.______((o._ `-.    +-+-+
jg'|_| ' ____________ bb ______ |__|______ \\ _\_||___,| | | ______

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Episode 225 (Mar. 24, 2002)
           Are you OK?           Of course not. I'm
                  `,,,           ,  shocked, to say
                   '..         OO   the very least.
                   .||.         ))
             ______ || _______ dd _______


I can understand your            More like
shock. My family isn't        "really freaky".
 what you'd call  `,,,           ,
  "normal"...      '..         OO
                    ||          ))
             ______ || _______ dd _______


Most people take a                I can't
while to accept my               blame 'em.
   relations...   `,,,           ,
                   '..         OO
                   .||.         ))
             ______ || _______ dd _______


Yeah, I had a xtian               You have a total lamer for
friend who totally               a brother, and you keep going
freaked out when he              on about your dad! Do you have
 met my dad, ol'  `,,,           ,  some kind of obsession?!
  Beelzebub...     '..         OO
                   .||.       -||-
           jg______ || _______ dd _______

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Episode 226 (Mar. 25, 2002)
LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE LABORATORY...

 Let's see, where was I?          *  ;  ,      __ *woooooooooooooo...*
 Oh, yes, I just hooked            \  ><    __/ _\
  up that book to that               < `>  ///__ |
 field generator...  `OO            < >  > > >]_ |
                     ((              <  '  \\\  _|-.
                     b b              ><      \__/  `[==

                                           *   __
                         Now.. Let's  ><  / __/ _\ *...ooooooooo...*
                         see here... '  >  ///__ |
                                    `OO  > > >]_ |
                                    ((  <  \\\  _|-.
                                    b b<      \__/  `[==


              I'm in the book! My             Me's gonna knock
             genius is impeccable!        __ ,  ya ded, dwarfie!
                              `          _--\
                    (__)       OO        \__/\
                  (\_oo       -||-        |_||
    _______________ \bb ______ dd _______ d d(\ _______


       Bring it on,        My choice of   __
       stupid troll!      book though... _--\
                   `(__)      `OO        \__/\
                  (\_oo        ||         |_||
      jg___________ \bb ______ dd _______ d d(\ ___

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Episode 227 (Mar. 26, 2002)
 I'm gonna hack that            Oookay, wait. Is that
 troll to pieces and             really necessary..?       __
  steal his teeth! `             ,                        _--\
                    (__)       OO                         \__/\
                  (\_oo       .||.                         |_||
              _____ \bb ______ dd ___________________      d d(\ ___


You don't understand.          The beards hamper the
Dwarfish has only two           use of a gender sub-       __
pronouns; "them"   `             ,   class, eh?           _--\
 and "us"...        (__)       OO                         \__/\
                  (\_oo       .||.                         |_||
                 __ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___


               Uh...           Tell me, do "us" and "them"
               Right.           in Dwarfish sound a lot    __
                   `             ,  like your words for   _--\
                    (__)       OO  "dwarf" and "troll"?   \__/\
                  (\_oo       .||.                         |_||
              _____ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___


Now that you mention
it... Yeah, they do!             Hoo boy.                  __
                   `             ,                        _--\
                    (__)       OO                         \__/\
                  (\_oo       .||.                         |_||
     jg____________ \bb ______ dd ________________________ d d(\ ___

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Episode 228 (Mar. 27, 2002)
                    Do you -really- want             Me crush dwarfie!
                     to crush this poor             __  ,
                   dwarf? Think about it.          _--\
             (__)                      `OO         \__/\
           (\_oo                       .||.         |_||
          __ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___


                   Why not be the bigger                None taken.
                   man and walk away? Oh,           __ , Crush dwarfie!
                   uh, no pun intended...          _--\
             (__)                      `OO         \__/\
           (\_oo                       .||.         |_||
          __ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___


                               You're a                WHAT DID YOU
                               bit daft,            __ ,  SAY..?!
                              aren't you?          _oo\
             (__)                      `OO       __\__/\
           (\_oo                        ||        '`|_||
          __ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___



                                   Crush            __
                                  dwarfie!         _--\
             (__)                      `OO/        \__/\
           (\_--                       .||          |_||
    jg______ \bb ______________________ bb ________ d d(\ ___

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Episode 229 (Mar. 28, 2002)
          Let's not kill each other,              __
          OK? It wouldn't be decent.             _--\
                (__)           `OO               \__/\
              (\_oo            -||-               |_||
                \bb             db                d d(\


                  Let's talk instead. Do       /)    (\
                   you have any hobbies?       |  __  |
                                     `          \_oo\/ - Crushing
                (__)                  OO         \__/    dwarfies!
              (\_oo                  .||.         |_|
                \bb                   bb          d d


                     And you like..
           Slicing trolls!    |
               |           So your common ground  __
                `            ,  is killing each  _--\
             (\ (__)       OO  other. Let's work \__/\
               \_oo       .||. from that. Err..   |_||
                 bb        dd                     d d(\


 He's not doing                                       Nope.
too well, is he?                                  __ ,
               `                                 _--\
                (__)       OO                    \__/\
              (\_oo         ))                    |_||
jg              \bb        dd                     d d(\

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Episode 230 (Mar. 29, 2002)
            C'mon, no troll           /)    (\
           vs dwarf war here!         |  __  |
                             `         \_oo\/
                 (\ (__)      OO        \__/
                   \_oo      -||-        |_|
                     bb       db         d d


              At least let me
             get out of the way!        __ (\
                             `         _oo\ /
                   (|(__)    <OO>      \__//
                    |_oo      ||      / |_|
                      bb      bd      \)d d



                                        __ (\
                                       /oo_ |
                     (__)     OO       \__//
                   (\_oo_     ||       ||_|
                     \bb      bb      /)d d



                     Thank God                                  *smack*
                     for elves.        .--. _                   *whack*
                   .--.      `OO      (  ( )_ --                *kapow*
                  (  ( )-    .||.    ( (  )_ - -                *slice*
jg                 (__)--     bb      `------                   *crack*

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