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OK, Mr. Alien, your girlfriend OK. /o /
is definitely at the mall. We ` > /\__
are going there and you will |/\ \
straighten things out. End of /\| \ \
story. Is that clear? `OO /\\\| |
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LATER, AT THE MALL...
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\- \-/ This is seriously
__/\ </\__ icky romantic stuff.
/ /\/\ \ Why did I do this?
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| \`._/\_.'/ | | To impress girls.
| / `--'`--' \ | | What else?
Ewwww! \\ // Right! |
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Order by date | Order by rating And thus, the best strategy
in small areas is to attack Amazing.
head on instead of gathering `,,,
resources, apparently... `OO '..
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Yeah, the intricacies of Yeah, it's YO, F4N
Etherlords is truly a way cool. D00D.
work of art; and that's `,,, \ ,,,
just in the demo! `OO '.. --
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You -know- that Hey, bro.
IDIOT Warez Dude?! `,,, ,,,
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What did
you say?
,,, nothing `,,,
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Order by date | Order by rating gnrk! What? /_________________________
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Oh, I just realised that you
called Warez Dude "bro", and
how awful it would be if you ,,,
two were really brothers! `OO ..'
Imagine the horrid shame! .||. .||.
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We are.
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Of course. What else,
after my silly diatribe?
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Order by date | Order by rating So you're saying Warez Yeah.
Dude is your brother. `,,, ,--. *bleep*
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(_(.)_) As in real Yeah! What's the *kzzt*
(/|\) family? problem?! `,,, ,--. *wwzzz*
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The guy is the antichrist!
He is a hellspawn! You're / ,,, ,--. *weoeow*
nothing like him! `OO -- ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ *bloop*
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/'/) I guess you're right. He
((.)) kinda takes after our dad.
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,|__ OO ,-------- '.. -. | \ \ *booom!*
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Order by date | Order by rating Are you OK? Of course not. I'm
`,,, , shocked, to say
'.. OO the very least.
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I can understand your More like
shock. My family isn't "really freaky".
what you'd call `,,, ,
"normal"... '.. OO
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Most people take a I can't
while to accept my blame 'em.
relations... `,,, ,
'.. OO
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Yeah, I had a xtian You have a total lamer for
friend who totally a brother, and you keep going
freaked out when he on about your dad! Do you have
met my dad, ol' `,,, , some kind of obsession?!
Beelzebub... '.. OO
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Order by date | Order by rating LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE LABORATORY...
Let's see, where was I? * ; , __ *woooooooooooooo...*
Oh, yes, I just hooked \ >< __/ _\
up that book to that < `> ///__ |
field generator... `OO < > > > >]_ |
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b b >< \__/ `[==
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Now.. Let's >< / __/ _\ *...ooooooooo...*
see here... ' > ///__ |
`OO > > >]_ |
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I'm in the book! My Me's gonna knock
genius is impeccable! __ , ya ded, dwarfie!
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Bring it on, My choice of __
stupid troll! book though... _--\
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Order by date | Order by rating I'm gonna hack that Oookay, wait. Is that
troll to pieces and really necessary..? __
steal his teeth! ` , _--\
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You don't understand. The beards hamper the
Dwarfish has only two use of a gender sub- __
pronouns; "them" ` , class, eh? _--\
and "us"... (__) OO \__/\
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Uh... Tell me, do "us" and "them"
Right. in Dwarfish sound a lot __
` , like your words for _--\
(__) OO "dwarf" and "troll"? \__/\
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Now that you mention
it... Yeah, they do! Hoo boy. __
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Order by date | Order by rating Do you -really- want Me crush dwarfie!
to crush this poor __ ,
dwarf? Think about it. _--\
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Why not be the bigger None taken.
man and walk away? Oh, __ , Crush dwarfie!
uh, no pun intended... _--\
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You're a WHAT DID YOU
bit daft, __ , SAY..?!
aren't you? _oo\
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Crush __
dwarfie! _--\
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Order by date | Order by rating Let's not kill each other, __
OK? It wouldn't be decent. _--\
(__) `OO \__/\
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Let's talk instead. Do /) (\
you have any hobbies? | __ |
` \_oo\/ - Crushing
(__) OO \__/ dwarfies!
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And you like..
Slicing trolls! |
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` , is killing each _--\
(\ (__) OO other. Let's work \__/\
\_oo .||. from that. Err.. |_||
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He's not doing Nope.
too well, is he? __ ,
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Order by date | Order by rating C'mon, no troll /) (\
vs dwarf war here! | __ |
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At least let me
get out of the way! __ (\
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Thank God *smack*
for elves. .--. _ *whack*
.--. `OO ( ( )_ -- *kapow*
( ( )- .||. ( ( )_ - - *slice*
jg (__)-- bb `------ *crack*
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