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Episode 231 (Mar. 30, 2002)
                          You know what I love
 ,,,                      ,  most about this
 '..    ~==    ~..      OO    Easter thing?
 .||.   .]].   .>>.    .||.
  ||     ||     ||      dd


                   Eggs?         No. Not the stupid
        ,,,          `           ,  eggs. Bleh.
        '..    ~==    ~..      OO
        .||.   .]].   .>>.    .||.
         ||     ||     ||      dd

                    Robots?              What? What
               ,,,    `                 ,  robots?
               '..    ~==    ~..      OO
               .||.   .]].   .>>.    .||.
                ||     ||     ||      dd

     That Jesus Christ                         Uh.. No.
      Superstar is   `,,,                      ,  Eww.
     on TV all day?   '..    ~==    ~..      OO
                      .||.   .]].   .>>.    .||.
                       ||     ||     ||      dd

                                                        Great, now you
                             ,,,                       , made me forget
                             '..    ~==    ~..       OO   completely.
                             .||.   .]].   .>>.     ((
jg                            ||     ||     ||      b b

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Episode 232 (Mar. 31, 2002)
 So, what did you            Cut it out.
 guys get me? Any              ,
   cool stuff?   `OO         --~
                 ((         .<<.
                 b b         ||


       But.. It's my          It's April Fool's! I'm not
      birthday today!          ,  falling for that!
                    `OO      ..~
                    .||.    -<<-
                     bb      ||


                     OO             ~..
                     ||              >>
             _______ bb ____________ |\ ____


                     OO                     ~..
                    ((                       >>
         ___________ bb ____________________ |\ ___________________


Hey! I told you about
my birthday MONTHS ago!
What's going on here?!
                    `OO                                       __  ~oo
                    -||-                                     _ -- ->>-
 jg                  bb                                       ---  |\

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Episode 233 (Apr. 1, 2002)
 What's that           _
 weird noise?        Bjork.   _
            `~..         `O  |_)
             .>>.      |_(._[__]
      _______ || _____ | |b|   | _______________   ______________
                                        \__(_)__\ /__(_)__/
                           __  __             /\
                          /  \/  \           (__) \
                          :      :               --
                      ___  `.  .'               ___
            _________/___\___________          \ _ /  ____
                     -- _-                     /___\      \___
                 ~    -                                       \
           .::...__      ~                                    /
          :::'::::::.......__                                /
          ::.  '::::::::::::::::::....                       \
           '::.:::::::::::::::::'                         ___/
   ... Hey, are                                          /
  you listening?        Sure.   _                        \____
              `~..         `O  |_)                       /\__/
               .>>.      |_(._[__]              ,,,,    /
        _______ || _____ | |b|   | ___         '' _    /
                                               /   _\
                                              / \__|
                                                /
            Then what     Oh, you meant
            did I say?    listen to YOU?_
                      `~--         `O  |_)
                       .>>.      |_(._[__]
jg_____________________ || _____ | |b|   | ___

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Episode 234 (Apr. 2, 2002)
                                           ;   So where's this thing I
                          ,,,             ;    ,  just -had- to see?
                          ~~'            :   OO
                         .||.            :    ))
                        _ || ____________:__ d d ______
                        \

 Right here. Isn't this a                  ;
wonderful view? And the  `,,,       *     ;
 fresh air is amazing!    ..'      OO    :
                         -||.      ||    :
                        _ || _____ dd ___:__________________
                        \


     Aren't you gonna check           I'm busy.
     out the great view?  `,,,        ,
                           ..'     <OO
                          .||.      ||.
                         _ || _____ dd ______________________
                         \


              What are you            Using telekinesis to push
                 doing?  `,,,         ,  you off that ledge.
                          '..      <OO
                          .||.      ||.
                         _ || _____ dd ______________________
                         \
jg                        |

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Episode 235 (Apr. 3, 2002)
              ,,,
              '..                   O
               ||             __L:_:-)_|
          ____ |\ ___________ |    |d| | ____



 Those are LEGO dolls!               FYI, this is not just any LEGO.
You're playing with dolls!           This is Emperor Palpatine and
Are you some kind of  `,,,           ,  Darth Vader complete with
 girl or something?    '..          O   props from the final duel.
                       .||.   __L:_:-)_|
               ________ || __ |    |d| | ____



                       ,,,
                       '..          O
                       .||.   __L:_:-)_|
        _______________ || __ |    |d| | _______________




              Can I play?            No.
                      `,,,           ,
                       '..          O
                       .||.   __L:_:-)_|
             jg________ || __ |    |d| | ____

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Episode 236 (Apr. 4, 2002)
   Why did you fill                I can win $1000's worth of O'Reilly
  out a boring form                books. Don't know what that is, but
     just now?     `,,,            ,  _   $1000 is a lot of money!
                    '..           O  |_)
                    .||.       |_(._[__]
                     || ______ | |b|   |


 You mean you'd enter a           Hey, "quantitative" means continuous,
contest for $1000's worth          and "qualitative" means discrete.
of dog poo? Quantity  `,,,         ,  _
 over quality, eh?     '..        O  |_)
                        ||     |_(._[__]
                        |\     | |b|   |


                   OK...           Continuous stuff is a higher order
                    And?            of infinity than discrete stuff.
                       `,,,        ,  _
                        '..       O  |_)
                        .||.   |_(._[__]
           _____________ || __ | |b|   | _______________



                     So?        I'm just saying.
                       `,,,        ,  _
                        '..       O  |_)
                        .||.   |_(._[__]
 jg_____________________ || __ | |b|   | _____________________

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Episode 237 (Apr. 5, 2002)
AT THE UNIVERSITY...                            ______________
                           ____________________|We're hiring! |
                          |             __     | We're cool!  ||
                       OO |        _    ..'    |  Work for us,||
                      ((  |      _(%)__.||.__  |____you fool!_||
                      b b |_____ |           | ________|_______|





 I see you have candy in that      No no, we pay
 bowl. Does that mean you pay      people money.______________
 your wages in candy or what? ___________ , ___|We're hiring! |
                          | `           __     | We're cool!  ||
                          |  OO    _    ..'    |  Work for us,||
                          |  ||  _(%)__.||.__  |____you fool!_||
                          |_ bb  |           | ________|_______|






 I have to buy the candy                        ______________
  myself? Too much work.   _____________ ? ____|We're hiring! |
               `          |             __     | We're cool!  ||
                OO        |        _    ..'    |  Work for us,||
                 ))       |      _(%)__.||.__  |____you fool!_||
                d d     jg|_____ |           | ________|_______|

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Episode 238 (Apr. 9, 2002)
     Hum di-dum...                                      *munch*
   __ ,                                     *          ,,  *munch*
  (|~~                                      O          .'
  ()PP                                   |_(-.,v____v__`)_|
    |\                                   | |b|        |/| |


           La la la...
         __ ,                                          ,,
        (|~~                               O           .'
        ()PP                            |_(  _,v____v_o-)_|
       __ |\ _________________ *screech*| |b |        |/| | __




                   Larira-  OK! WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD-
                 __ ,        LOOKING! GET OVER IT!     ,,
                (|~~            `OO                    .'
                ()PP             -\\-   |_   _,v____v-. )_|
  _______________ |\ _____________ dd _ | |  |        |/| | __________




                                The -nerve- of          *chomp*
                 __               some people.         ,, *crunch*
                (|oo                       `O          .'
                ()PP                     |_(-._v____v__`)_|
     jg__________ || ___________________ | |b|        |/| | ____

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Episode 239 (Apr. 10, 2002)
                                     Nerd Boy, we need
                                     to talk to you...       ,,,
                             OO                      `..~    ..'
                            .||.                      <<     ||
                      ______ bb _____________________ /| ___ /|


                   Why? What's        You've been acting weird lately.
                    going on?            ,     ,,,
                            `OO        ..~     ..'
                            .||.      .<<.    .||.
                        ____ bb ______ || ____ || _________


              You snap at people, make
             threats. Your social skills
              are actually getting worse
                 than they already were!       ,,,
                             OO       `..~     ..'
                            .||.      .<<.    .||.
         ___________________ bb ______ || ____ || ______________


         Maybe I don't want to        Maybe you listen to NIN too much.
        follow social standards.      You should give us all your CDs.
        Maybe I gave up trying                `,,,
         to figure it out!  `OO        ..~     ..'
                            -||-      .<<.    .||.
jg _________________________ bb ______ || ____ || ________

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Episode 240 (Apr. 11, 2002)
                              Stop following
      ,,,                     ,  me around!
      '..    ~..            OO
       ||     >>           ((
       |\     |\           b b


Look; unlike Fan Boy, who's just
a jerk, I'm beginning to worry!         About what?!
                 ,,,    `                ,
                 '..    ~..            OO
                 .||.   .>>.          -||-
               __ || ___ || __________ dd


                       Your mental
                         health.
                 ,,,       ,
                 '..    ~..            OO
                 .||.   .>>.           ||
        _________ || ___ || __________ dd _________



   Isn't it a bit
   late for that?
                `,,,
                 '..    ~--            OO
                 .||.   .>>.            ))
jg_______________ || ___ || __________ dd ___

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