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Episode 291 (Oct. 15, 2002)
 MYSQL * link = NULL;
 mysql_init(link);
 if (!mysql_real_connect(link, host, user, pass, NULL, 0, NULL, 0))
     throw Exception("Error connecting to database!");

 DataBase db(link); // OO approach
 if (USE_SELECT_FUNCTN || !db.select("nerdboy"))
     if (!mysql_select_db(link, "nerdboy"))
         db.set(link);
     else
         throw Exception("Error selecting database!");

 row = db.query("SELECT * FROM ratings");

 if (param.getBitString()==~P_VERBOSE)
     cout << "Seeking row[]." << endl;
 for (int i = 0; !(i > N || row[i]["strip"] == strip); i++);

 if (i == N)
     return false;

 ofstream temp("templogs..~");
 temp << row[i]["mean"] << endl;
 if (row[i]["mean"] < 1 || row[i]["mean"] > 6)
     throw Exception("Data error");

          |\ | _  _ _||)  __
          | \|(/_| (_||_)(_)\| .
                            _|    Soon in a source code
jg                                  listing near you!

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Episode 292 (Oct. 17, 2002)
         It's snowing.        Well, there goes
          _____ `            the neighbourhood.
         |  |  | ,,,                      `    _
         |--+--| .''                       O  |_)
         |__|__|.||.                    |_(._[__]
                 ||                     | |b|   |


      Pop quiz: What do you           Lessee, it's cold, it shines and
      hate most about snow?           hurts my eyes, it melts and then
                        `,,,          ,  _   freezes into ice...
                         '..         O  |_)
                         .||.     |_(._[__]
                  _______ |\ ____ | |b|   | _____


                      Hate          That it's hard to walk in. Give me
                   -the most-.       asphalt any day. How about you?
                         `,,,         ,  _
                          '..        O  |_)
                          .||.    |_(._[__]
              ____________ || ___ | |b|   | ___________


         That it only comes          Sir, I will kill
          in the winter...          you where you stand!
                         `,,,        ,   _
                          ..'      OO   |_)
                         .||.   _ -||._[__]
jg_______________________ || __|_  dd |   | ___________________

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Episode 293 (Oct. 20, 2002)
                         A sorta fairytale with you...
                         a sorta fairytale with you...
                                       `..~
                                        <<
                                  _____ /|


 That song rocks!                     You like Tori
             `                        ,  Amos too?
              OO                   ..~
             ((-                  .<<.
     _______ b b _________________ || ____



     Wow, we actually have          Ewww. Shut up, or my fist will
  something in common! Let's         be in common with your face.
   build on it and form a            ,
  healthy relationship!  `OO       --~
                         -||-      <<
             ____________ bb _____ || ______



          What? That doesn't        That doesn't mean
          even mean anything.       it won't hurt...
                         `          ,
                          OO      --~
                          ||     .<<.
jg_______________________ bb ____ /| _______________________

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Episode 294 (Oct. 22, 2002)
Sometimes I just hate               Hey Mandy! Listen to
  having long hair.                 this, it's hilarious.
              `                     ,
              ~..                 OO
               >>                  ))
           ___ |\ _______________ d d _______


   It gets dirty so            OK, so I was coding
 fast it's disgusting.        this small .NET app...
                   `          ,
                   ~..      OO
                   .>>.    .||.
        ___________ || ____ dd ___________


  I wonder why I even       So I was staring       Hey guys, we should
  bother cleaning it.       at some C# code..        get a Gamecube.
                   `          ,                              `,,,
                   ~''      OO                                ..'
                   `>>.    .||>                               ||
             ______ || ____ dd ______________________________ /| ___


 Hello?! We're having         Really!
 a conversation here!      The audacity!
                   `          ,                 ,,,
                   ~..      OO                  oo'
                   ->>-    .||.                 ||
jg_________________ || ____ bb ________________ || _____

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Episode 295 (Oct. 24, 2002)
                              Ask me what
                             I've invented!            No.
                                       `               ,
                                        OO           ..~
                                       .||.         .<<.
                                     __ bb _________ || __

              o
           < :|: > It's a weather control system
           /%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers       I said NO.
         _ \--+--/ _  and microwaves!  `               ,
         \\_) | (_//                   OO            --~
         / = - - = \                   -))          .<<.
        / - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __

              o
           < :|: >      It'll revolutionize the
           /%%|%%\        weather industry!
         _ \--+--/ _                 `
         \\_) | (_//                 OO                ..~
         / = - - = \                 -\\-             .<<.
        / - - - - - \ _______________ dd _____________ /(

              o
           < :|: >          So, what do
           /%%|%%\          you.. Mandy?
         _ \--+--/ _                 `               *meep?*
         \\_) | (_//                  OO             ==~
         / = - - = \                  ||            .[[.
jg_____ / - - - - - \ _______________ bb ___________ || __

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Episode 296 (Oct. 27, 2002)
   You know                Snow?
  what I hate?                `,,,
           `OO                 ..'
           ((                 .||.
       ___ b b _______________ || _______________


   And also certain            ,,,
   progress bars. `OO          ..'
                  .||.        .||.
           _______ bb ________ || _______________


THOSE THAT REACH THE END       ,,,
 BEFORE THE TASK  `@@          oo'
  IS COMPLETED!   -||-        .||.
                   bb          ||


                               ,,,
                   OO          ..'
                   ||         .||.
    ______________ bb ________ || _________________________


                They should make a       Yep.
              nutritional chocolate        `,,,
                bar and call it  `OO        '..
                "Progress Bar".  ((          ||
jg______________________________ b b _______ |\ __________

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Episode 297 (Oct. 29, 2002)
I read that you're a Gen X:er             Then Nerd Boy must be
if AIDS was around before                 at least Generation Z.
you got sexually active.          ,,,                 `
           `OO                    ..'                  ..~
           ((                    .||.                  <<
       ___ b b __________________ || _________________ /| ________


                               Why?              Because AIDS will be
                                 `                -cured- once he's
                                 ,,,             ,  sexually active.
                 OO              '..           ..~
                .||.             .||.         .<<.
       _________ bb _____________ || _________ || ________


                         Hee hee! That
                         was hilarious!
                                `,,,
                 OO              '~~                          ~^^
                 ||              .||-                          >>
         _______ bb _____________ || _________________________ |\


It wasn't hilarious,       Yeah, where does she get
 it was just mean!       off, saying things like that?!
                `               `,,,
                 OO              '--
                -||-             .||-
jg______________ bb _____________ || ___________________

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Episode 298 (Oct. 31, 2002)
Euughh.. I hate being
sick. Runny nose, head       Yeah.
ache, sore throat.. `        ,         ,--.
                ,-- oO_-- ~.. -.       | \ \
                |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-.    +-+-+
                |__|`'bb___\\____||    | | |


                            It's a good excuse to stay in
                           and watch vampire flicks though.
                             ,         ,--.
                ,-- OO_-- ~.. -.       | \ \
                |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-.    +-+-+
  _____________ |__|`'bb___\\____|| __ | | | ____________


                                     *Touching you makes me feel alive*
                                     *Touching you makes me die inside*
                                       ,--.
                ,-- OO_-- ~.. -.       | \ \
                |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-.    +-+-+
                |__|`'bb___\\____||    | | |



                Yeah.
                   `                   ,--.
                ,-- OO_-- ~.. -.       | \ \
                |`-.| _\__.>>.__`-.    +-+-+
jg_____________ |__|`'bb___\\____|| __ | | |

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Episode 299 (Nov. 3, 2002)
You gotta listen to Morning Musume!
I just -luv- them all! Yaguchi-san,
 Kago-chan, Abe-san... Kawaii~~!!       You're insane.
              `,,,                       ,
               '~~                     OO
                ||                      ))
         ______ |\ ___________________ d d ______


 Aren't we all? Is not all deviation
to some degree insanity? Isn't it also
insane to adhere too much to normalcy?
                 `,,,
                  '..          OO
                  ,||'        .||.
                   ||          dd


                  ,,,
                  '..          OO
                  .||.         ||
           _______ || ________ dd _________________



                         Fair enough.
               ,,,        ,
               ~~'      OO
               ||        ))
jg____________ /| _____ d d _________

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Episode 300 (Nov. 5, 2002)
THE VERY NEXT MORNING...   |`._________,'|
                           ||| __   __ |||                         ___
,,,          *yawn*        |\|/_ \_/ _\|/|                        ||  |
'--             OO         |||  )- -(  |||                        ||  |
 ||            ((          `.|_(  -  )_|,'                        ||  |
 |\            b b              `-"-'                             ||__|

                           |`._________,'|
                           ||| __   __ |||                         ___
            ,,,            |\|/_ \_/ _\|/|                        ||  |
            'oO            |||  )- o(  |||       OO               ||  |
             ||            `.|_(  -  )_|,'      ((                ||  |
        ____ |\ ________________`-"-'__________ b b _____________ ||__|


Nerd Boy? Do you           |`._________,'|
notice anything            |||  __  __ |||           No, what? ____ __
 weird about `,,,          |\| /_ \/ _\|/|                  ` |    |  |
 the window?  'oo          |||  ) oo(  |||                    |    |  |
              .||.         `.|_(   - )_|,'                   /|    |  |
               ||               `--"'                        b|____|__|


                           |`. __  __ _
  I guess I'm              |||(  |/  ) AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEHHH!!!
imagining things.          |\| \ |  /  /                  \        ___
          `,,,             ||| ) @@(  ,                    `      ||  |
           ..'             `.|(    O)__|                    @@    ||  |
           ||                  `--"'                      -//-    ||  |
jg________ /| ___________________________________________ dd ____ ||__|

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