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Order by date | Order by rating MYSQL * link = NULL;
mysql_init(link);
if (!mysql_real_connect(link, host, user, pass, NULL, 0, NULL, 0))
throw Exception("Error connecting to database!");
DataBase db(link); // OO approach
if (USE_SELECT_FUNCTN || !db.select("nerdboy"))
if (!mysql_select_db(link, "nerdboy"))
db.set(link);
else
throw Exception("Error selecting database!");
row = db.query("SELECT * FROM ratings");
if (param.getBitString()==~P_VERBOSE)
cout << "Seeking row[]." << endl;
for (int i = 0; !(i > N || row[i]["strip"] == strip); i++);
if (i == N)
return false;
ofstream temp("templogs..~");
temp << row[i]["mean"] << endl;
if (row[i]["mean"] < 1 || row[i]["mean"] > 6)
throw Exception("Data error");
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Order by date | Order by rating It's snowing. Well, there goes
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Pop quiz: What do you Lessee, it's cold, it shines and
hate most about snow? hurts my eyes, it melts and then
`,,, , _ freezes into ice...
'.. O |_)
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Hate That it's hard to walk in. Give me
-the most-. asphalt any day. How about you?
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That it only comes Sir, I will kill
in the winter... you where you stand!
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jg_______________________ || __|_ dd | | ___________________
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Order by date | Order by rating A sorta fairytale with you...
a sorta fairytale with you...
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That song rocks! You like Tori
` , Amos too?
OO ..~
((- .<<.
_______ b b _________________ || ____
Wow, we actually have Ewww. Shut up, or my fist will
something in common! Let's be in common with your face.
build on it and form a ,
healthy relationship! `OO --~
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____________ bb _____ || ______
What? That doesn't That doesn't mean
even mean anything. it won't hurt...
` ,
OO --~
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jg_______________________ bb ____ /| _______________________
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Order by date | Order by rating Sometimes I just hate Hey Mandy! Listen to
having long hair. this, it's hilarious.
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~.. OO
>> ))
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It gets dirty so OK, so I was coding
fast it's disgusting. this small .NET app...
` ,
~.. OO
.>>. .||.
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I wonder why I even So I was staring Hey guys, we should
bother cleaning it. at some C# code.. get a Gamecube.
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~'' OO ..'
`>>. .||> ||
______ || ____ dd ______________________________ /| ___
Hello?! We're having Really!
a conversation here! The audacity!
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~.. OO oo'
->>- .||. ||
jg_________________ || ____ bb ________________ || _____
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Order by date | Order by rating Ask me what
I've invented! No.
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< :|: > It's a weather control system
/%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers I said NO.
_ \--+--/ _ and microwaves! ` ,
\\_) | (_// OO --~
/ = - - = \ -)) .<<.
/ - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __
o
< :|: > It'll revolutionize the
/%%|%%\ weather industry!
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\\_) | (_// OO ..~
/ = - - = \ -\\- .<<.
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< :|: > So, what do
/%%|%%\ you.. Mandy?
_ \--+--/ _ ` *meep?*
\\_) | (_// OO ==~
/ = - - = \ || .[[.
jg_____ / - - - - - \ _______________ bb ___________ || __
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Order by date | Order by rating You know Snow?
what I hate? `,,,
`OO ..'
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And also certain ,,,
progress bars. `OO ..'
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_______ bb ________ || _______________
THOSE THAT REACH THE END ,,,
BEFORE THE TASK `@@ oo'
IS COMPLETED! -||- .||.
bb ||
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OO ..'
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______________ bb ________ || _________________________
They should make a Yep.
nutritional chocolate `,,,
bar and call it `OO '..
"Progress Bar". (( ||
jg______________________________ b b _______ |\ __________
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Order by date | Order by rating I read that you're a Gen X:er Then Nerd Boy must be
if AIDS was around before at least Generation Z.
you got sexually active. ,,, `
`OO ..' ..~
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___ b b __________________ || _________________ /| ________
Why? Because AIDS will be
` -cured- once he's
,,, , sexually active.
OO '.. ..~
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_________ bb _____________ || _________ || ________
Hee hee! That
was hilarious!
`,,,
OO '~~ ~^^
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_______ bb _____________ || _________________________ |\
It wasn't hilarious, Yeah, where does she get
it was just mean! off, saying things like that?!
` `,,,
OO '--
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jg______________ bb _____________ || ___________________
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Order by date | Order by rating Euughh.. I hate being
sick. Runny nose, head Yeah.
ache, sore throat.. ` , ,--.
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It's a good excuse to stay in
and watch vampire flicks though.
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,-- OO_-- ~.. -. | \ \
|`-.| _\__.>>.__`-. +-+-+
_____________ |__|`'bb___\\____|| __ | | | ____________
*Touching you makes me feel alive*
*Touching you makes me die inside*
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Yeah.
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|`-.| _\__.>>.__`-. +-+-+
jg_____________ |__|`'bb___\\____|| __ | | |
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Order by date | Order by rating You gotta listen to Morning Musume!
I just -luv- them all! Yaguchi-san,
Kago-chan, Abe-san... Kawaii~~!! You're insane.
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'~~ OO
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Aren't we all? Is not all deviation
to some degree insanity? Isn't it also
insane to adhere too much to normalcy?
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_______ || ________ dd _________________
Fair enough.
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~~' OO
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jg____________ /| _____ d d _________
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Order by date | Order by rating THE VERY NEXT MORNING... |`._________,'|
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,,, *yawn* |\|/_ \_/ _\|/| || |
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Nerd Boy? Do you |`._________,'|
notice anything ||| __ __ ||| No, what? ____ __
weird about `,,, |\| /_ \/ _\|/| ` | | |
the window? 'oo ||| ) oo( ||| | | |
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I guess I'm |||( |/ ) AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEHHH!!!
imagining things. |\| \ | / / \ ___
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