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Order by date | Order by rating Hey handsome! Let's ___
do something! Like what? [BUS]
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Let's have a big That's probably not | ________ __
party at your place! a very good idea. | |_$.. _..| ___ |
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Why not? i uh live with [BUS]
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Eww.. What are you, Well, I do have a
some kinda freak?! hammer for a head.
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Order by date | Order by rating N1C3 It's not mine, I'm just watching it
D0G. for a friend. I hate its guts.
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`. \ .- ___,, ` WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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BUT U I only said that to get rid
S41D.. of you because you're ugly!
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Or so you say.
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What? I didn't
say anything.
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..or so you say!
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Order by date | Order by rating "Klaxon" would be a good
name for a supervillain.
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Too bad it already
means something.
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Yep.. Wait, why are You said something
we talking about this? about villains.
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I was talking What?! That's a -crappy-
about Bob Dylan! name for a supervillain!
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Order by date | Order by rating I've been thinking. There's a scary
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If the world isn't flat, then Did you catch some kind of
how come there are four cardinal stupidity virus or what?
points; north, east, `,,, ,
west and south? '.. OO
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They can't call 'em "the
four corners of the world" Is it contagious?
for nothing you know. `,,, ,
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And how many continents STAY AWAY FROM
are there? FOUR! `,,, , ME!!
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Order by date | Order by rating You hate snow, but turned Yeah. Turns out people like
off your weather machine snow. Also, the weather machine
to bring back winter? attracted giant bunny rabbits.
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*blaha* So you need a way to Yep.
*blah* ` get rid of `,,, ` .---.---.
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*blah* blablah FLAME THROWER!
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What?
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Order by date | Order by rating Your driveway
sure is icy. Huh?
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Oh yeah, I melted the snow
with the flame thrower, but
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What if someone slips Just walk
and gets hurt? carefully.
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Red button
fires, right?
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Order by date | Order by rating Idea! Everyone here is a .
stupid jerk, so why not go \ | /
back in time to hang `OO >*POWZ!*<
out with myself? -||- / | \
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. Geez. Talk about
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>*ZWOP!*< OO
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Order by date | Order by rating Yes, I got a Compaq. Let's look at all the
I'm weak I guess. integrated hardware!
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But.. I won't break
`,,, , anything.
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| \ *stomp* | \ *march* | \ *stomp* // b| | |_)
*Your warranty is now void!*
*Step away from the computer!*
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, what if you were just a Oh yeah?! Well, what if -you-
figment of my imagination? were a figment of -mine-!
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Huh? Who are you
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You.. Uh?
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That means -you're- a figment
of -my- imagination! I WIN! ?!
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