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Episode 301 (Nov. 7, 2002)
Hey handsome! Let's                                              ___
   do something!       Like what?                               [BUS]
      `__          ___ ,                                      ..  |
   __ (|~~        (..()                                      .||. |
)  \_ (|PP.        .||.                       _______________ || _|____
`) / \  ||  \ _____ || _____________________.'

                                                  _____________________
 Let's have a big          That's probably not   |  ________         __
party at your place!        a very good idea.    | |_$.. _..|  ___  |
   Big party!   `__      ___ ,                   | |\((__\||| |[_]| |__
   _______      (|~~    ()..)                    D     __     |   |
)  \______\_    (|PP    .||.                  __ |___//  \\___|___|____
`) / \    / \ ___ |\ ___ |\ ________________.'        \__/

                                                                 ___
                 Why not?        i  uh  live with               [BUS]
                     `__      ___ ,  my p parents                 |
   _______           (|..    (),,)                                |
)  \______\_         (|PP.    ||              ____________________|____
`) / \    / \ ________ || ___ || ___________.'



      Eww.. What are you,        Well, I do have a
      some kinda freak?!         hammer for a head.
                     `__     ___ ,
                     (|--   (..()
                     (|PP-    ||
jg____________________ || ___ || _____________

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Episode 302 (Nov. 10, 2002)
           N1C3                 It's not mine, I'm just watching it
           D0G.                   for a friend. I hate its guts.
        ,,, /                    _ ,
        '--                     $..
        .\\.             ,,___  $)|
     ____ )\_ _________ ''...' _ || ___________________


                 .       |       /
            `.    \  .-   ___,,  ` WHAT ARE YOU DOING
        __     '         `,,,oo     TO MY POOR BABY?!
               ,,,                _ ,    ___
           ;   '--               oo$   `
    __           \\__/          -|($    :   ___
          :       )_             ||


           BUT U                   I only said that to get rid
           S41D..                  of you because you're ugly!
               \ ,,,              _ ,
                 '--             --$
                .//.             |($   ,,___
       _______ _/ )_ ___________ ||   **,,,' _____


                 D3N13D.
               ,,, /                          _
               '--                           $..
               .\\.                          $)|.   __,,
jg____________ _( \_ ________________________ |\ __`,.,'' ___

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Episode 303 (Nov. 12, 2002)
        ~..        OO
         >>        ||
     ___ |\ ______ dd _________________________


                   OO     ~..
                   ||      >>
       ___________ bb ____ |\ ___________________


          Or so you say.
                  `                       ?
                   OO                    ~..
                   ||                     >>
         _________ bb ___________________ |\ ______


                                           What? I didn't
                                           say anything.
                                            ,
                   OO                     ..~
                   ||                    .<<.
           _______ bb ___________________ || ________


          ..or so you say!
                    `
                    OO                    --~
                  .//-                   .<<.
jg________________ bb ___________________ || __________

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Episode 304 (Nov. 14, 2002)
             "Klaxon" would be a good
             name for a supervillain.
   ,,,         ,
   '..       OO
    ||      ((
    |\      b b

                        Too bad it already
                         means something.
               ,,,         ,
               '..       OO
                ||      ((
                |\      b b



                   Yep.. Wait, why are         You said something
                  we talking about this?         about villains.
                                   `,,,           ,
                                    '..         OO
                                    .||.       ((
                              ______ || ______ b b ____


                        I was talking          What?! That's a -crappy-
                       about Bob Dylan!        name for a supervillain!
                                    `,,,               ,
                                     '..             OO
                                     -||-           ((
jg___________________________________ |\ __________ b b _____

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Episode 305 (Nov. 17, 2002)
  I've been thinking.                        There's a scary
              `,,,                            ,  thought.
               '..                          OO
                ||                           ))
                |\                          d d


 If the world isn't flat, then           Did you catch some kind of
how come there are four cardinal          stupidity virus or what?
   points; north, east,   `,,,             ,
    west and south?        '..           OO
                           .||.         .||.
                    _______ || _________ dd ________



  They can't call 'em "the
  four corners of the world"              Is it contagious?
   for nothing you know.  `,,,             ,
                           '..           OO
                           .||.          ||
              _____________ || _________ dd _____



        And how many continents            STAY AWAY FROM
           are there? FOUR!  `,,,           ,   ME!!
                              'oo         @@
                               ||        -//-
jg____________________________ |\ ______ dd _____________

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Episode 306 (Nov. 19, 2002)
  You hate snow, but turned         Yeah. Turns out people like
  off your weather machine        snow. Also, the weather machine
   to bring back winter?           attracted giant bunny rabbits.
                       `,,,               ,                  .---.
                        '..             OO                   |   |
                         ||            ((                    |o  |
                 _______ |\ __________ b b __________________|___|


   *blaha*            So you need a way to              Yep.
  *blah* `              get rid of   `,,,                  ` .---.---.
          ~==   ..~    snow locally.  '..                    |  O|   |
           ]]   <<                    .||.                   | //|  o|
           |\   |\                     || ___________________| bb|___|



              *blah*       blablah            FLAME THROWER!
                   `        ,         ,,,              `     .---.---.
                    ~==   ..~         '..               OO_  |   |   |
                    .]]. .<<.         .||.         |>==:||)] |   |  o|
      ______________ || _ || _________ || _____________ dd __|   |___|



                                                         What?
                      ,,,                        (        ,
     ~==  ~oo         'oo                         )     OO_
      ]]   >>          ||                         `|>==:||)]
jg___ )\ _ /( ________ )\ _____________________________ dd ______

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Episode 307 (Nov. 21, 2002)
   Your driveway
    sure is icy.                   Huh?
            `,,,              _    ,
             '..             (_|  O
              ||             [__]_.)_|
       ______ |\ ___________ |   |d| | ____________


                                   Oh yeah, I melted the snow
                                   with the flame thrower, but
                    ,,,       _    ,  then the water froze.
                    '..      (_|  O
                    .||.     [__]_.)_|
              ______ || ____ |   |d| | ____________


     What if someone slips         Just walk
        and gets hurt?             carefully.
                   `,,,       _    ,
                    '..      (_|  O
                    .||.     [__]_.)_|
         ___________ || ____ |   |d| | __________________


                                                  Red button
                                                 fires, right?
           ,,,                _   *       )       ,
           oo'  ___          (_|  O      (     #.~
           -\\-  _----       [__]_ )_|    |>==:<<)]
jg_________ < \ --- ________ |   |d| | _______ || _________________

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Episode 308 (Nov. 24, 2002)
 Idea! Everyone here is a                                         .
stupid jerk, so why not go                                     \  |  /
back in time to hang `OO                                      >*POWZ!*<
  out with myself?   -||-                                      /  |  \
                 ____ db ___________________________________      '

     ______                                                    ______
    / .--. \                                                  / .--. \
   ( ( `- ) )                                                ( ( `- ) )
    ) `--' (                    It worked! There I am.        ) `--' (
    | .--. |                     Hey, me! Let's hang!         | .--. |
    ||    ||    OO                                  `OO       ||    ||
    )|   o|(     ))                                 -||.      )|   o|(
   /_|____|_\__ d d ________________________________ dd _____/_|____|_\

     ______                                                    ______
    / .--. \                                                  / .--. \
   ( ( `- ) )                                                ( ( `- ) )
    ) `--' ( Can't talk; going                                ) `--' (
    | .--. |,  back in time.                 Hey! Wait!       | .--. |
    || |OO||                                       `OO        ||    ||
    )|o|/.|(                                        -\\p      )|   o|(
   /_|_|__|_\_______________________________________ d ______/_|____|_\


       .                                       Geez. Talk about
    \  |  /                                    ,  -stupid jerk-.
   >*ZWOP!*<                                 OO
    /  |  \                                  ||
jg     '     _______________________________ dd _____

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Episode 309 (Nov. 26, 2002)
 Yes, I got a Compaq.          Let's look at all the
  I'm weak I guess.            integrated hardware!
                  `,,,          ,                      _
                   '..        OO                      |_)
                    ||       ((                      [__]
        ___________ |\ _____ b b ___________________ |  |



                                        But..        I won't break
                                          `,,,       ,  anything.
                                           '..     OO __
                                           .||.    ||[__]   _
                    _______________________ || ___ bb|  |  |_)


   __          __          __                 !
  ([_)       _([_)_       ([_)               ,,,
 /\__/_,     |\ _/|      /\__/_,             oo'     O__/
 `;----'     " |( "      `;----'            -//-    /[__]   _
   | \ *stomp* | \ *march* | \ *stomp*      //      b|  |  |_)


                       *Your warranty is now void!*
                      *Step away from the computer!*
                         __ /
                __     _([_)_   __          ,,,
               ([_)__, (\ _/-- ([_)__,      oo' \@@/  __/
               <;--"-'  '||    <;--"-'      ||   ||  [__]   _
jg             _| >      ||    _| >         ||   dd  |  |  |_)

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Episode 310 (Nov. 28, 2002)
   Hey, what if you were just a           Oh yeah?! Well, what if -you-
    figment of my imagination?             were a figment of -mine-!
                         `,,,             ,
                          '..          OO
                           ||          -\\.
                        __ |\ _________ dd ________________________


                                                 Huh? Who are you
                             ,,,                   talking to? `,,,
                             '..        OO                      ..'
                             .||.       ||                      ||
                              ||        bb                      /|



                                    You.. Uh?
                                       `             ,,,
                                        OO           ..'
                                       -||.         .||.
                _______________________ dd _________ || __



                 That means -you're- a figment
                  of -my- imagination! I WIN!        ?!
                                        `            ,,,
                                         @@          oo'
                                       .//-         .||.
jg_____________________________________ bb _________ || ____________

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