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Episode 31 (Sep. 2, 2001)
                               / I know! I'll have to reprogram the  \
                              | robot's corrupted personality routine |
            ow!                \  in order to make her nice again!   /
 *punch*    ,                                          .   . o
     ~== xx                        / Where'd she  \  o   OO
     o]]-o))                      |   get those    |    .||.
 ____ || cc ______________________ \boxing gloves?/ ____ dd ____


                               / But how? She has superhearing, so I \
                              |  can't sneak up on her, and she's a   |
      oww..                    \ robot, so she never sleeps! Hmm...  /
         `                                             .   . o
          xx        ~==           /  Hey! Is she  \  o   OO
          ))        o]]o          \ coming here?! /     .||.
    ____ cc ________ |\ ________________________________ dd ____


                *Prepare to die, Nerd Boy.                 . o/Think,\
                After much practicing, I  ` ~==          OO'  \think!/
               will now destroy you most    o]]o        .||.
                  painfully.* *meep*     ___ || ________ dd ____


 *So this new routine makes
  punches more painful? It        A lot!
  speeds them up?* *meep*    _    ,
                ==~         (_| O'
                 [[.      ,[__]_.))_|
                 || `.__.' |   |d | |  jg

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Episode 32 (Sep. 3, 2001)
                                           Resetting its
 Whatcha doing?                       _    ,  personality code.
     ` ~..               --~         (_| O
       .>>.               [[.      ,[__]_.))|
        |\                || `.__.' |   |d| |



    You're changing it                     Yep.
      back to a wuss?                 _    ,
           ` ~..         --~         (_| O
             .>>.         [[.      ,[__]_.))|
              ||          || `.__.' |   |d| |



                                    Its personality became very similar
        Why?                          _    , to yours, with one subtle
           ` ~..         --~         (_| O    difference; it wanted to
             .>>.         [[.      ,[__]_.))|   kill me.
              ||          || `.__.' |   |d| |




      How do you mean,
        "difference"?                 _
           ` ~..         --~         (_|
             .>>.         [[.      ,[__]_  _
              ||          || `.__.' |   |  _|_   jg

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Episode 33 (Sep. 4, 2001)
Yoohoo! Nerd Boy, where are you?
 I won't kill you, I was kidding!                  /  Oh no! She's   \
            ` ~..             ,--------------.  . o\ getting closer! /
              .>>.         .-'____________.-'|O
               |\          ||_____________|__|\b


                          I'll just wait here for him.
                            He's bound to turn up.
                                 `
                              ,-- ..~ -------. !
                           .-'____<<______.-'|O
                           ||____ //______|__|\b


  *Reprogramming      Hi, I'm waiting for Nerd Boy.
    completed.*        Why don't you join me?
       ,  *meep*                 `                  / I'll be OK as \
    ~==                       ,-- ..~ -------.  . o|    long as I    |
    .]].                   .-'____<<______.-'|O     \ don't breathe./
     ||                    ||____ //______|__|\b


                                          *NB-sama! Why are you
                                            behind the couch?*
                                            ,  *meep*
                                   ?      ~=
                              ,- ~.. ---'[]'-.  . o(Crap.)
                           .-'____<<____//.-'|O
                  jg       ||____ //______|__|\b

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Episode 34 (Sep. 5, 2001)
These chairs are    Yep. Train is
     nice.        THE way to travel.
       `___         ___,
       | OO|      ./   /                 Uh oh.        ________
       |_|||_    </___/                 Tunnel ahead. | - _ -  |
       | ]bb]   [ |   |                          `    |____ -__|
                                                 |)O  |________|  .~(/
                                                 |)|              <(/
                                                 | ]b            |[ |


               AH! MY       ________    Oh, knock it off.
             EARS POPPED!  |########|    Can't be that bad.
                       `   |########|   ,
                      |)O  |########|  .~(/
                      |)|              <(/
 _________________ __ | ]b ___ _______|[ |____ _______________
|                 |    aaah.  |     eeeeh.    | uuuuuh.       |
|   *gulp* *gulp* |       ,   |        ,      |    `   O_O    | All his
|  *swallow*      |  _ O_O    |    _ OO _     |       /  )    | efforts
|    |) O         | | (_(     |   | (__) |    |      (__/|    | are in
|    |)(          | |_((|_    |   |__||__|    |     _|||_|    | vain...
|___ | ]b ________|_| ]bb]____|___[__db__]____|_____[dd[ |____|

                             ____       AH! NOW MY JAW'S
              Quit it!      ||  ||     ,   STUCK TOO!
                   `        ||__||   _O     AAAAAH!
                    \)~.    |   o|   _)(|
                     \)>    |    |    |(|
                     | ]|   |____|   d[ |     jg
---

And now, a word from the author:

   ___   Month.          That's right. This on-line
 ///  \  ,               comic strip has existed for    Um, ok. Y-yay!
//-[.].]                 a full month now. Rejoice!         `
\|\   _\   <- jg                                              OO'
 =| {-}                                                      -||-
/) \\#                                                        db

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Episode 35 (Sep. 6, 2001)
             Finally! This growth
             formula will make me
             a 6'5" hunk of meat!     It'll never work.
                    `                  ,
                     OO              ..~
                    .||-V           .<<.
                  __ bb ____________ || __________



             Just you wait.
              Bottoms up!           Stupid Nerd Boy.
                    `                  ,
                    OO,>             ..~
                    .||'            .<<.
                  __ bb ____________ || __________




                  ,---.-.  Well, did
                 /  ,--.-\ , it work?
                |__/,-.  \.
                 | ;   : ; :
                 | |   |-| |                AAAAIEEE!
                 | :   ; \ ;                ,
                  \ `-' ._\               oo~
                   `.__o/               -<<-
                    .||-V               //
                  __ bb __________________________jg

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Episode 36 (Sep. 7, 2001)
                       ,---.-.    Crap. I thought that the
                      /  ,--.-\  , growth formula would turn
                     |__/,-.  \.    me into a hunk, not a freak.
                      | ;   : ; :
                      | |   |-| |
                      | :   ; \ ;                 Told ya!
                       \ `-' ._\                    ,
                        `.__-/                    ..~
                         .||.                    .<<.
       __________________ bb ____________________ || _______


                      ,---.-.  No sweat. I'll just come up with
                     /  ,--.-\ , some kind of anti-dote, and..
                    |__/,-.  \.   woah.. w-WOAH!
                     | ;   : ; :
                     | | o |-|o|
                     | :   ; \ ;
                      \ `-' ._\                   !
                       `.__O/                     ..~
                         -\\-                    .<<.
       __________________ b b ___________________ || _______


                          Ooops...           Great! Now I have to
            _______ ,'|_ ,                  call triple-A -again-!
           /\(_____)   '\                             ,
          |  `.         ,\                         ~--
          |   |        /  b                        ->>-
       ____`._|______,'____________________________ |\ _____jg

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Episode 37 (Sep. 8, 2001)
                                                       ,-,---.
                             This oversized,          /-.--.  \
                           unbalanced head is        ./  ,-.\__|
                       really bugging me. I need    ; : ;   : |
                          to make an antidote.      | |-|   | |
                         If I can just get to my    : / :   ; |
                          lab without falling,   `   /_, `-' /
                         everything will be fine.      \-__,'
                                                        .||.
                                                  ______ dd ____
 ONE INCH AT A TIME,                    ,-,---.
 NERD BOY PRECARIOUSLY                 /-.--.  \.
 WALKS THE 10 YARDS TO                ./  ,-.\ / \
 HIS LAB...               Easy       ; : ;   :|   |
                         does it...  |^|-| ^ | `-'
                                   ` : / :   ; |
                                      /_, `-' /
                                        \o__,'
                                         -||-
                                   _____ d  b __________________
 AFTER TWO WHOLE  ,-,---.
 HOURS...        /-.--.  \
                ./  ,-.\_ |
               ;\: ; / : |              Not to rub it in or anything,
               |o|-| - | | *twitch*     but I think that door is too
     ___  gnk. : / :   ; |  *twitch*     small for you, Potato Head.
    |LAB|    `  /_, `-' /                      ,
    |   |         \~__,'                      ..~
    |o  |          .||.                      -<<.
    |___|__________ dd ______________________ || ___ jg

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Episode 38 (Sep. 9, 2001)
              ,-,---.
             /-.--.  \  I finally made it
            ./  ,-.\__\ to my lab! Now I can
           ; : ;   : |   revert the effect of
           | |-|   | | ,  that stupid growth
           : / :   ; |    formula and get a
            /_, `-' /     normal-sized head!
              \o__,'
   _U__v___    .||.
   |      |     dd
                       ,-,---.
                      /-.--.  \
                     ./  ,-.\__\
                    ; : ;   : |  Some of this...
                    | |-|   | | ,
                    : / :   ; |
                     /_, `-' /
                     ,>\.__,'
              ______U_ `//.
              |      | d  d
                                 _\V/_        ,-,---.
                                 >BAM<       /-.--.  \
                                 /'^'\      _/  _._\__\      Wait.
                                           d8b d888b |  It's all coming
                                           888-88888 | , back to me...
                                           Y8/ Y888P |   I don't know
                                            /_, `"' /     crap about
                                              \-__,'      chemistry.
                                     ______U_ v-||
                                     |      |   dd   jg

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Episode 39 (Sep. 10, 2001)
  Hi.                                     *          ,--.
    ` OO                      ,-------- ~.. -.       | \ \ *bloop*
     .||.                     |`-.______>>o. _`-.    +-+-+   *bleep*
      bb                      |__|______ \\ \__||___,| | |





     So you got rid of that big head
     of yours, huh? Made an antidote
     to that freaky growth formula?       *throw* ,o
                     ,                           (   ,--.
      OO           ..~        ,--------------.    \  | \ \
     .||.         .<<.        |`-.____________`-.  `.+-+-+
      bb           ||         |__|_____________||    | | |





Nah, turns out that their
dieting formula-
     |     I wasn't! I was -not- playing
     |    -anything-, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!
      `              ,                               ,--.
      OO           oo~        ,--------------.       | \ \
     .||.         -<<-        |`-.____________`-.   ,+-+-+
      bb           ||       jg|__|_____________||  (_| | |_.o *pok*

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Episode 40 (Sep. 11, 2001)
  Smoking   ,
  is cool. (
        `OO_)
         ||
         bb

                   *suck*
                 OO_
                 ||'
                 bb

                          !
                         QQ
                         ||.\
                         bb

                                    *cough*
                                  xx  *hack*
                                .((.
                                 bb  _



            And that's when
             I remembered;           OK, next time I ask you what
               I don't smoke!        time it is, remind me not to.
                           `                ,
                            OO            ~--
                           .||.           .>>.
                            bb             |\      jg

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