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Order by date | Order by rating / I know! I'll have to reprogram the \
| robot's corrupted personality routine |
ow! \ in order to make her nice again! /
*punch* , . . o
~== xx / Where'd she \ o OO
o]]-o)) | get those | .||.
____ || cc ______________________ \boxing gloves?/ ____ dd ____
/ But how? She has superhearing, so I \
| can't sneak up on her, and she's a |
oww.. \ robot, so she never sleeps! Hmm... /
` . . o
xx ~== / Hey! Is she \ o OO
)) o]]o \ coming here?! / .||.
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*Prepare to die, Nerd Boy. . o/Think,\
After much practicing, I ` ~== OO' \think!/
will now destroy you most o]]o .||.
painfully.* *meep* ___ || ________ dd ____
*So this new routine makes
punches more painful? It A lot!
speeds them up?* *meep* _ ,
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Order by date | Order by rating Resetting its
Whatcha doing? _ , personality code.
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.>>. [[. ,[__]_.))|
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You're changing it Yep.
back to a wuss? _ ,
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.>>. [[. ,[__]_.))|
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Its personality became very similar
Why? _ , to yours, with one subtle
` ~.. --~ (_| O difference; it wanted to
.>>. [[. ,[__]_.))| kill me.
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How do you mean,
"difference"? _
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.>>. [[. ,[__]_ _
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Order by date | Order by rating Yoohoo! Nerd Boy, where are you?
I won't kill you, I was kidding! / Oh no! She's \
` ~.. ,--------------. . o\ getting closer! /
.>>. .-'____________.-'|O
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I'll just wait here for him.
He's bound to turn up.
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*Reprogramming Hi, I'm waiting for Nerd Boy.
completed.* Why don't you join me?
, *meep* ` / I'll be OK as \
~== ,-- ..~ -------. . o| long as I |
.]]. .-'____<<______.-'|O \ don't breathe./
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*NB-sama! Why are you
behind the couch?*
, *meep*
? ~=
,- ~.. ---'[]'-. . o(Crap.)
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Order by date | Order by rating These chairs are Yep. Train is
nice. THE way to travel.
`___ ___,
| OO| ./ / Uh oh. ________
|_|||_ </___/ Tunnel ahead. | - _ - |
| ]bb] [ | | ` |____ -__|
|)O |________| .~(/
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AH! MY ________ Oh, knock it off.
EARS POPPED! |########| Can't be that bad.
` |########| ,
|)O |########| .~(/
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_________________ __ | ]b ___ _______|[ |____ _______________
| | aaah. | eeeeh. | uuuuuh. |
| *gulp* *gulp* | , | , | ` O_O | All his
| *swallow* | _ O_O | _ OO _ | / ) | efforts
| |) O | | (_( | | (__) | | (__/| | are in
| |)( | |_((|_ | |__||__| | _|||_| | vain...
|___ | ]b ________|_| ]bb]____|___[__db__]____|_____[dd[ |____|
____ AH! NOW MY JAW'S
Quit it! || || , STUCK TOO!
` ||__|| _O AAAAAH!
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And now, a word from the author:
___ Month. That's right. This on-line
/// \ , comic strip has existed for Um, ok. Y-yay!
//-[.].] a full month now. Rejoice! `
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Order by date | Order by rating Finally! This growth
formula will make me
a 6'5" hunk of meat! It'll never work.
` ,
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__ bb ____________ || __________
Just you wait.
Bottoms up! Stupid Nerd Boy.
` ,
OO,> ..~
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__ bb ____________ || __________
,---.-. Well, did
/ ,--.-\ , it work?
|__/,-. \.
| ; : ; :
| | |-| | AAAAIEEE!
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`.__o/ -<<-
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Order by date | Order by rating ,---.-. Crap. I thought that the
/ ,--.-\ , growth formula would turn
|__/,-. \. me into a hunk, not a freak.
| ; : ; :
| | |-| |
| : ; \ ; Told ya!
\ `-' ._\ ,
`.__-/ ..~
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__________________ bb ____________________ || _______
,---.-. No sweat. I'll just come up with
/ ,--.-\ , some kind of anti-dote, and..
|__/,-. \. woah.. w-WOAH!
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| : ; \ ;
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`.__O/ ..~
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__________________ b b ___________________ || _______
Ooops... Great! Now I have to
_______ ,'|_ , call triple-A -again-!
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This oversized, /-.--. \
unbalanced head is ./ ,-.\__|
really bugging me. I need ; : ; : |
to make an antidote. | |-| | |
If I can just get to my : / : ; |
lab without falling, ` /_, `-' /
everything will be fine. \-__,'
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______ dd ____
ONE INCH AT A TIME, ,-,---.
NERD BOY PRECARIOUSLY /-.--. \.
WALKS THE 10 YARDS TO ./ ,-.\ / \
HIS LAB... Easy ; : ; :| |
does it... |^|-| ^ | `-'
` : / : ; |
/_, `-' /
\o__,'
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AFTER TWO WHOLE ,-,---.
HOURS... /-.--. \
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;\: ; / : | Not to rub it in or anything,
|o|-| - | | *twitch* but I think that door is too
___ gnk. : / : ; | *twitch* small for you, Potato Head.
|LAB| ` /_, `-' / ,
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Order by date | Order by rating ,-,---.
/-.--. \ I finally made it
./ ,-.\__\ to my lab! Now I can
; : ; : | revert the effect of
| |-| | | , that stupid growth
: / : ; | formula and get a
/_, `-' / normal-sized head!
\o__,'
_U__v___ .||.
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; : ; : | Some of this...
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>BAM< /-.--. \
/'^'\ _/ _._\__\ Wait.
d8b d888b | It's all coming
888-88888 | , back to me...
Y8/ Y888P | I don't know
/_, `"' / crap about
\-__,' chemistry.
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Hi. * ,--.
` OO ,-------- ~.. -. | \ \ *bloop*
.||. |`-.______>>o. _`-. +-+-+ *bleep*
bb |__|______ \\ \__||___,| | |
So you got rid of that big head
of yours, huh? Made an antidote
to that freaky growth formula? *throw* ,o
, ( ,--.
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bb || |__|_____________|| | | |
Nah, turns out that their
dieting formula-
| I wasn't! I was -not- playing
| -anything-, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!
` , ,--.
OO oo~ ,--------------. | \ \
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bb || jg|__|_____________|| (_| | |_.o *pok*
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Order by date | Order by rating Smoking ,
is cool. (
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*suck*
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*cough*
xx *hack*
.((.
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And that's when
I remembered; OK, next time I ask you what
I don't smoke! time it is, remind me not to.
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