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Episode 311 (Dec. 1, 2002)
 Oh woe is me! My               `         G1V3 M3 H3R NUMB3R, K1D.   /
girlfriend left me!     .                  /  1 C4N S0RT 1T 0UT.    /__
               `___           *         ,,,                          |
               (),,)                 __ -- __________________     `  |
                ||    '        ,    |   //                   |       |
           ____ |\ ________________,|_ </ ___________________|`-.____|_


    What's to say you won't           W0ULD 1 L13 2 U
   ask her out for yourself?           /   B4BY?
                          `___      ,,,
                          ()..)     --
                          .||.     .//.
                           || ___ _/ )_ ______________


        How would I know? I           WH1CH M34N5 1 H4V3 N0
        don't even know you!           /  M0T1V3 F0R LY1NG!
                          `___      ,,,
                          ()oo)     --
                          -||-     -//.
              ____________ || ___ _/ )_


       That sounds reasonable.     K4-CH1NG.
          Here's her number.        /
                          `___   ,,,
                          ()..)  --
                           ||-=  -\\.
jg________________________ || ___ < \_ ___________________

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Episode 312 (Dec. 3, 2002)
     _|_                               Hey Fan Boy! You're stupid, and
    /___\                ,,,            ,   I've been meaning to ask:
                         '..          OO   Is ignorance really bliss?
  _________  _|          .||.          ))
_ |       | | | _________ || ________ d d _______________________


  Well, on one hand, one            Uh huh.
   doesn't have a care  `,,,         ,
     in the world...     '..       OO
                         -||.     .||.
                 ________ || _____ dd _____



 ...on the other, it might
   be frustrating at times...
                        `,,,
                         '..       OO
                         -||-     .||.
              ___________ || _____ dd ________



               In short: I
               don't know!
                        `,,,        *
                         '..       Oo
                         -||-       ))
jg                        ||       dd

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Episode 313 (Dec. 5, 2002)
     I demand to know why my     /     There's nothing wrong here, sir.
   internet connection is dead.  \      Must be a problem at your end.
             ,                   /                     `__
          [OO                    \                 ___  ..j
 ___A___  `||.                   /                _\__\_||__
 |     |   bb                    \               |        | |
                                 /
                                 \
          I -pay- you to fix     /             Should we go through our
           problems. Fix it!     \             logs and track down the
             ,                   /             _ ,    problem, sir?
          [OO                    \             .j
 ___A___  `||.                   /         __\_.)_|
 |     | _ bb __________________ \ ______ |___|/| |
                                 /
                                 \
                                 /        OK.. Our logs say you were at
           Well duh!             \       www.bikinikaratebabes.com when
             ,                   /             _ ,  the error occured,
          [OO                    \             .j   is that correct?
 ___A___  `||>                   /         __\_-)_|
 |     | _ dd __________________ \ ______ |___|/| |
                                 /
                                 \
                                 /
                                 \                  Hello?
                                 /                     `__
    _                            \                 ___  ..j
 __'A`__                         /                _\__\_||__
 |     |                         \             jg|        | |

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Episode 314 (Dec. 8, 2002)
   Hey, Nerd Boy,                      Why do
  what's your IQ?                     you ask?
               `,,,                    ,
                '..                  OO
                 ||                 .||.
                 |\                  dd



  Well, I just took an
 IQ test, and I thought
  we might compare.  `,,,
                      '..            OO
                      -||.           ||
 _____________________ || __________ dd ___________________________




 THE NEXT AFTERNOON...

                        Hear that? He
                       stopped laughing!
                               |  Just catching
                               |   his breath.
                              Oh.     |
                                `     `,,,         ,--.
                            ,--- ..~   '-- .       | \ \
                            |`-._<< ___(( __`-.    +-+-+
jg_________________________ |__|__\\____\\___|| __ | | |

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Episode 315 (Dec. 10, 2002)
                                         Huh? You have a
        _._   _._                         ,  drum set?
         | _  _|         OO             ..~
         |[_][_|=         ))            <<
        /|\(__)|| ______ d d __________ /|



 I might be a programmer, but         I thought you were
   I'm a drummer at heart!            an idiot at heart?
        _._   _._    `                 ,
         | _  _|      OO             ..~
         |[_][_|=    -||-           .<<.
        /|\(__)|| ___ bb ___________ ||


  Oh yeah? Well                        You look
 look at me now!                     like an idiot.
        _._`  _._                      ,
         | _OO_|                     ..~
         |[_][_|=                   .<<.
        /|\(__)|| __________________ ||


  Hey, you take          Fine. You look great;
    that back!              barely visible.
        _._`  _._                      `
         | _@@_|                       ~^^
         |[_][_|=                       >>
     jg /|\(__)|| _____________________ |\

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Episode 316 (Dec. 12, 2002)
/  I wonder what I should  \       / What could they want? \
\ get my friends for Xmas. /o .  .o\ Think, darnit, think! /
                               OO
                               ||
               _______________ bb ____________


REZ. Cool game,     Tori Amos? Here?! But I don't
I soo want it!         have money for tickets!                /Think!\
        `,,   _                 `             ,--.          .o\Think!/
         '.  |_)        ,------- ~oo --.      | \ \       OO
       |_(._[__]        |`-.____ ->>- __`-.   +-+-+      .||.
   ___ | |\|   | ______ |__|______\\_____||   |_|_| _____ bb



         / Same thing  \
         \ every year! /      / What should \        ___
                     o .   . o\ I get them? /       ||  |
                      . OO                          ||  |
    (Hm, I'm hungry)o  ((                           ||  |
                       b b                          ||__|


                      / I wish they could just \
                      \  give me a clear sign! / ____ __
                                          O     |WISH|  |
                                            o . |LIST|  |
                                               /|~~~~|  |
jg____________________________________________ b|~~~~|__|

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Episode 317 (Dec. 15, 2002)
I decided we need to meet                       WHAT?!
 other people, so I'm  `__     ,,,           ___ ,
 with Warez Dude now.  (|~~    '--          (oo()
                       (|PP    .\\.          -||-
              __________ || __ _( \_ ________ ||


 So no hard feelings?
__ ,  Great, bye!                            ___
/~~                                         (oo()
PP-                                           ||
 \ __________________________________________ || _______

                                             ___
                                            (..()
                                              ||
  ___________________________________________ || __________________


                 Hard feelings? Only as hard ___
                  as the rock your -heart- `(--()
                   is apparently made of!    -||>
             ________________________________ || _______



                                Yeah, that's what I ___
                                  should've said. `(),,)
                                                    ||
jg_________________________________________________ |\ ___

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Episode 318 (Dec. 17, 2002)
                  EUREKA!
                      `OO              oo~
                     q//-U            .<<.
                       b               ||


     After years of research              A potion? What, does
      I've hit the jackpot!    '          ,  it cure cancer?
                           `OO ,       ..~
                           .||-U      .<<.
                ___________ bb _______ || _______


       I dunno. I do know I
     finally mixed some stuff   .          *sigh*
    that -didn't- blow up! `OO '        ~--
                           .||-U         >>
                     ______ bb _________ |\ _________________________


                            OO `,
                            ||-U
                        ___ bb ___


               What about the    .
            bubbles? Look at the  ,
               cool bubbles!   `OO '
                               ((-U
jg____________________________ b b ____________________________

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Episode 319 (Dec. 19, 2002)
         What's wrong                          ?
           with me? `OO                       ..~
                    -||-                      <<
               _____ db _____________________ /| _____


 Do these shoes clash                Yes.
  with this attire? `OO                `..~
                     .)).              .<<.
            ________ d b ______________ || _____


            Am I just              Oh yeah.
            boring? `OO                `..~
                    .||.               .<<.
         ___________ db _______________ || _____


  I can't figure                    Whatever.
     it out!  `OO                       `~--
               -))-                       >>
   ___________ d d ______________________ |\ __________

MEANWHILE, IN ALTERNATE DIMENSION...

  They should make a
 hair conditioner and               Whatever.
  call it Pavlov.  `~OO                  `--
                    .>>.                 ((
jg__________________ || ________________ b b _________________

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Episode 320 (Dec. 22, 2002)
  Yay! I can't wait till              That was yesterday,
  Christmas Eve and the                 you missed it.
   opening of presents!                       ,         ,--.
                   `OO            ,------- ~.. --.      | \ \
                   ((             |`-.____ .>>. __`-.   +-+-+
        __________ b b __________ |__|_____ \\ ____||   | | |


                               Just kidding. Cut it
                                out, quit staring.
                                          `             ,--.
                       Oo         ,------  ..~ --.      | \ \
                       ||         |`-.____ <<. ___`-.   +-+-+
           ___________ bb _______ |__|_____ \\ ____||   | | |


                                          Quit it!
                                            ,           ,--.
                       Oo         ,------ oo~ ---.      | \ \
                       ||         |`-.__ -<<- ____`-.   +-+-+
    __________________ bb ________|__|___ || ______||   | | |




Nice Nerd Boy                   Made it myself.
shaped lamp. `,,,      __                 `             ,--.
              '..     /__\        ,------- ~.. --.      | \ \
               ||      ||         |`-.____ .>>. __`-.   +-+-+
 _____________ |\ ____ bb ________|__|______\\_____|| jg| | |

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