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Episode 331 (Jan. 16, 2003)
                                                _
                                  So I tried "Shogun:
                      ,,,          ,  Total War".
                      '..        OO
    |_  ______        .||.      .||.
___ | | |    | _______ || ______ dd _____________________


     Isn't that a really          I didn't even get past
        old game?    `,,,          ,  the tutorial...
                      '..        OO
                      .||.       ||
                     _ || ______ dd _



Isn't that a really really         And then you shut up forever and
really really really really       everyone lived happily ever after!
 -REALLY- old game?  `,,,          ,
                      '..        OO
                      .||.      -||-
               _______ || ______ dd ______



                   Huh?               Great, now we're doomed to
                     `,,,             ,  NOT live happily ever
                      '..           OO     after. Way to go.
                      .||.         ((
jg____________________ || ________ b b ___________

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Episode 332 (Jan. 19, 2003)
You're watching                 Yeah. Got it off
The Two Towers?           ,,,     , the net. ,--.        _
          `~..       ,--- '.. - OO -.        | \ \      (_|
            >>       |`-.__|| _(( ___`-.     +-+-+.    .[__]_  _|
            |\       |  |   \\  bb    ||     | | | `--' |   | | |



Essentially, you're
stealing. You haven't     ,,,                ,--.        _
paid for this. `~..  ,--- '.. - OO -.        | \ \      (_|
                .>>. |`-.__|| _(( ___`-.     +-+-+.    .[__]_  _|
                 ||  |  |   \\  bb    ||     | | | `--' |   | | |



             Hey, the best things
            in life are free, right?
                         `,,,                ,--.        _
                ~..  ,--- '.. - OO -.        | \ \      (_|
                .>>. |`-.__|| _(( ___`-.     +-+-+.    .[__]_  _|
    ____________ ||  |  |   \\  bb    || ___ | | | `--' |   | | |



                                Can't argue with
                          ,,,     ,  logic.  ,--.        _
         --~         ,--- '.. - OO -.        | \ \      (_|
         <<          |`-.__|| _(( ___`-.     +-+-+.    .[__]_  _|
         /|        jg|  |   \\  bb    ||     | | | `--' |   | | |

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Episode 333 (Jan. 21, 2003)
_______\     .      '                                         '
     |`|                .                .             ,
     |    ,                   `                `
   __|                  *sigh*             .       *nng*   '
  |  |          .    | OO                         OO            .
  |o |  '           _|-||.   .          '        __\\>  .    `
  |.-'----------._ )__)dd______         --------'-.)d ____________

             ,   __    _
         `      (_(  -  `.              '    .   *nng*      .
            *uh!* \OO  \.;                      OO     .
        .         ((    `.                `    __\\>     '
      ---------._ dd __________         ------'-.)d ________.-.___

                 __    _
                (_(   _ `
                  \oO  ` ;
        *CRACK!*- ((    '
jg    ---------._ dd ____.-.___

---------------.______________________
 MUCH LATER... |                      \
---------------'                       \
________________________________________\
                                      |`|
 Where's Nerd Boy?     I don't care.  |
            `,,,         ,            |           ..help
             '..      ..~             |            ,
_____  _|    .||.    -<<-             |      ,----._
    | | |     ||      ||              |-----'       `-----------------

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Episode 334 (Jan. 23, 2003)
      Wouldn't it be cool if the           What the
      world was like a WikiWeb?          heck is that?
             ,                             ,
           OO                           ..~
          ((                           .<<.
       __ b b _________________________ || __


A collaborative site                  Oh. So it would be
 where -anyone- can                    like, say, moving
 change -anything-!                  this chair from here..
              `OO                           `~..
              -||-                           .>>-|_
           ___ bb ___________________________ /| | |



                              ..to here?
                                ,
               OO            ~..
               ||            .>>-|_
 _____________ bb ___________ |\ | | _______________________________



Exactly! Our influence                   If you'll excuse me.. My New
 would know no limits!                    ,   Year's resolution was
               `OO                     ~..   "don't talk to idiots".
              -//-               |_     >>
jg____________ bb ______________ | | __ |\ ___________

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Episode 335 (Jan. 26, 2003)
       _                ,,,
      (_| O             ..'
     [__]_.)_|   ______.||
  __ |   |d| | _ |    | || _____________


                I'm borrowing
       _         a pencil. `,,,
      (_| O                 ..'
     [__]_.)_|   ______   |-||.
  __ |   |d| | _ |    | ___ |\ _________


          Careful, that's my     ?!
           pencil/laser gun!    ,,,
             ___      _ __ `OO  oo'
         *swish!*______ _- //-|.||
           --- _ |    | __ bb _ || _


      Nah, I'm kidding, it's       Can't even lend
       just a pencil.. see?        me a pencil.. `,,,
                          `OO       Cheapskate!   '--
                 ______   .||-|                    ||
               _ |    | __ bb ____________________ |\ __

                                                    ,,,
                            @@  ,                   'oo
                 ______   .//--()-    *zot!*     --->))
               jg|    |    bb   `                   //

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Episode 336 (Jan. 28, 2003)
  What're you                    Taking over the universe.
    doing? `,,,                  ,  What does it -look-
            '..                O     like I'm doing?!
             ||             |_( _u___
             |\             | |b|   |


  Eating breakfast?            Well then.
               `,,,             ,
                '..            O
                .||.        |_( _u___
          ______ || _______ | |b|   | ________




             ,,,
             --'            O    *Sir, should we prep the cyborg
             ||          |_( _u___   infantry for deployment?*
             /|       __ | |b|   | __




Did your ham sandwich
 just say something?!       Don't be silly.
            `,,,             ,
             'oo            O
            .//-         |_( _u___
jg__________ || ________ | |b|   | __

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Episode 337 (Jan. 30, 2003)
_________\  Thanks for the ride.         No problem.
 ___    |                    `,,,         ,         _____
|_|_|   |                     '..      ~..        _/__|__\
|_|_|   |                     .||.      >>      ,'_   | _ \
________| ____________________ || _____ |\ _____`(_)--'(_)'________


         You drive really well
             for a girl.  ` ,,,                     _____
                            ..'        ~oo        _/__|__\
                            ||         .>>.     ,'_   | _ \
       ____________________ /| ________ || _____`(_)--'(_)'_




                 And that's the last      BRUT4L.
                 we ever saw of poor         \ ,,,   __   ___ *sniff*
                    old Fan Boy.  `OO          --    ,,# (,,()
                                   ||         .//.  .|(.   ||
                          ________ bb ______ _/ )_ _ || __ || _____




Will you quit it?!       THE LAST WE
I'm RIGHT HERE! `,,,      EVER SAW!           ,,,   __   ___
                 '..             `OO          --    ..# (,,()
                 -||-             -\\-       .//.  .|(.   ||
jg_______________ || _____________ dd _____ _/ )_ _ || __ ||

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Episode 338 (Feb. 2, 2003)
            What happened?                 Mandy hit me. I guess
                      ` __                  ,  it's that time of
                       #..                O#    the week, huh?
                       .)|.                ))
                     __ || ______________ d d __



Err.. Sexism aside, it's           She says it's weekly, and she
 a -monthly- cycle... ` __         ,  does hit me at least once
                       #..       O#    a week. Are you sure?
                       .)|.      ||
            ___________ || _____ dd ________




             Uh.. Hello?!             I'll ask her.
                      ` __             ,
                       #..           O#
                       -)|-         ((
                  _____ || ________ b b _______________



                                                     Weekly.
                        __                            ,
                       #..                          ##
                       .)|.                          ))
jg_____________________ || ________________________ d d ______

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Episode 339 (Feb. 4, 2003)
     ..so I poked my head
       around the corner         Hehehe.    Hihihi!
        to take a peek...           `,,,     ,
                        `~..         ~~'   OO
                         .>>.       .||.  .||.
                       __ || _______ || __ dd __



                      What?                 Peek and poke are memory
                         `           ,,,     , access statements in
                         ~..         ~~'   OO   the language BASIC.
                         .>>.       .||.  .||.
          _______________ || _______ || __ dd _________


     How many times do I have                 Hehe.. She
    to tell you?! Geeky jokes                said "goto".
     and I don't go together!        ,,,     ,
                        `~..         ..'   OO
                         ->>-       .||.  -||.
                     ____ || _______ || __ dd ______


                            Huhuh huh         Eheh heh
                             huhuhuh!        heheheehee!
                                    `,,,     ,
               ''~                   ~~'   OO
               <<                   .||.  .||.
jg____________ /| __________________ || __ dd ____________

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Episode 340 (Feb. 6, 2003)
          Winter. Bringer of an             You've been ranting all
         absurd amount of clothes           day! Stop or I'll throw
         and icky wet cold stuff.            this snowball at you.
                          `                             `,,,
                           OO                            --'
______________________   ,(__)                         o(__).
                      `--. dd __________________________ || ___


           How can I be silent
            while SNOW SUCKS!?                       ,,,
                          `@@                        .''
______________________   -(__)-                    .(__)-o
                      `--. dd _____________________ / <


                         |
                    \        /
                               ,'
                 *smack!* ,                     ,,,
                    -   OO ===------- - -  -    ..'
______________________  (_`)b   -              -(__).
                      `--.d   \                  | \


          See? I rest                           Finally.
            my case.                               `,,,
                ` _pp                               '..
_________________(__)_                             .(__).
jg                    `--.__________________________ |\ ___________

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