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Order by date | Order by rating What are -you- *MEEP!*
doing in -here-? ___ ___ ,
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Turns out she hadn't eloped;
I had accidentally locked
,,, , her in the closet again!
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__/\`-\\*zot!*
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Looks kinda Yeah.. I hope those ____||/ /-( *BOOM!* )-,'.::|
angry. `,,, , buildings aren't |:::(((:|/ / |.:\ |::::|
''. OO very important. |:::::::| __ .::::| |::::|
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Order by date | Order by rating Fan Boy! I got a huge basket
and sandwiches! Are you
thinking what I'm thinking? ,,,
`OO ..'
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Yup, I thought "I wonder if
Nerd Boy is thinking the same
thing as I am?" `,,,
OO ..'
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\___/ bb _____________________ ||
But.. Thanks for answering that
` one. Would've bothered `,,,
OO me for ages otherwise. '..
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\___/ bb ______________________________ |\
OO
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jg__________ \___/ bb _______________________________________________
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Order by date | Order by rating You got up late. Yeah, I was up all night
.--. `,,, playing Knight Rider.
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HAAhahahahaaa! What's so funny?!
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Knight.. night.. I What? That wouldn't
thought it was a pun. make any sense!
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Kind of like That's it, I'm going
your other puns. back to bed...
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jg____| | | ||______ //____|__| ________________________ b b ____
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey Nerd Boy, what would I'd change that weird
you do as president of the right to bear arms.
United States? `__ ,
#.. OO
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Really? You'd change Well, duh! Who wants bear
the arms laws? `__ , arms anyway?! Let the
#.. OO bears keep their arms!
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Wh- What?! Yeah. If you're giving away
`__ , arms, make it something
#.. OO cool like -robot- arms.
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Forget I asked. And one arm could have a
__ , , laser gun maybe, or
--# OO some kinda saw...
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jg__________ /| ______________________ dd _________
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Order by date | Order by rating I finally did it! This machine o o
can turn brain waves into music! _____\_/_____
`OO ___|##| ___ |##|
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___ bb ________:_|##|_______|##|___
No more lonely nights playing o o
the violin! Here goes... `____ _____\_/_____
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db `.___.'|##|_______|##|
|)/\/\|\/||
|)\/\/| |. o o
____ _____\_/_____
*BZZT!*-(|##|)-*PAF!* |##| ___ |##|
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____________________________ db `./\/\/|##|_______|##|________
Wonderful music. BUNDLE OF TULIPS?! o o .~
`,,, , FOR ME? _____\_/_____ |
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jg&bug______ |\ ________ dd _________ (| |)-'|##|_______|##|
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Order by date | Order by rating *Mail from*
*Mandy* "Sailing's dandy"?! Ugh.. I'm
.------------- - still deaf from trying that
| Remember, you _ , stupid machine last week.
| owe me dinner. (_| O
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THAT EVENING... |
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I have to tell you something.
This thing with the robot clone Uh huh, could you pass
of you made me realize.. I.. , the meat please?
I love you. `~. . . O
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| NOTE TO SELF: ___
| Mandy is a (_(_|O# _
| rabid vegan. [_|_]_))_|
jg&bug : | | |d| |
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Order by date | Order by rating Nerd Boy was deaf?! That explains ,,,
a lot. I should apologize to `~.. ..'
him for my violent outburst. .>>. .||.
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Nerd Boy?
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Hey, here's a note. "I've moved out.
I feel my mind is degenerating. `,,,
I need change; new places, new '.. _ ..~
people. Good bye forever." ||//_____ _| .<<.
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Oops. Maybe I should've
written the note -after- ,,,
packing my bags. `OO ..' ..~
_n_ || .||. _____ _| .<<.
jg___________ |___|bb ____________ || | | | | || __
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Order by date | Order by rating Finally, I'm moving out. Can't
shake the feeling that I forgot to
do something important though...
`OO
_n_ .||.
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Oh well. Taxi!
`OO/
_n_ .||
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I'm sure it'll ____
come back to me. .--'.---\---.
`OO ___/___/____|____\___
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___ *draaag* /__/ b _____ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' _______
So.. Where That's it, deciding a
to, pal? ____ , destination! Crap.
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jg________ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' ____________________
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Order by date | Order by rating You're looking for Yeah, step
a roommate, right? right in.
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Nice place. Thanks.
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OO ()^^) ___ __ _____ __
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________________ b b ______ |\ __________ | ()-() ||_||_|____|||_|
Well, as long as there are Not closets, but there's the
no skeletons in your closets, freezer where I keep heads...
you've got a new roommate! ___ ,
`OO (..()
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_________________ bb _____ || __________________
..of cabbage? Uh.. yes! That's
` ___ , less weird!
OO (..()
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jg_______________________ bb _____ || ________________________
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Order by date | Order by rating You have all this cool stuff; how come
___ , no one wants to live with you? I
()..) OO could really get used to this.
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Yeah, it's weird. I've had a number of roommates actually, but it
never seems to work out, like my first roomie; he was a giant robot--
actually, I think you two met some time way back when, when you were
looking to hire him for this job or something--anyway, we used to share
an apartment for a while, but after just a couple of days he was gone,
said he was going to get a smoke or something and he just never came
back, which incidentally is exactly what my third and seventh roommates
did, and it turned out they had smuggled their stuff out in advance,
not to mention those who didn't even take their stuff with them; I have
lots of stuff here that is just mine by default since they left, and
that's actually what all of my roommates do; they stay for a couple of
days and then just disappear!
`___
()..) OO
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And I have no ..well.. I'm starting
idea why! `___ , to figure it out.
()..) OO
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jg___________________ || ______ dd _______
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