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Order by date | Order by rating HammerHead, we've got to do
___ , something about our
()..) OO stupid single status.
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Actually, I've given up.
We're going to die and `___
forget we existed, ()..) OO
so who cares? -||- .||.
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()..) OO
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That works with the "sit at home
___ , and let the girls come to you"
()..) OO strategy I was about to propose.
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Let's see what's You have the Kikujiro no Natsu
on TV. `___ , DVD, right? Let's watch that.
()..) OO
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Order by date | Order by rating Wow, it actually drove
past us. This rocks!
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*wroo.. [#] __ OO _()..) [#] __ _____ __ ..oom*
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Wait 'til you hear
this next part...
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[#] __ OO _()..) [#] __ _____ __
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* - [#]- *RATATATA*_()..) [#] \ __ _____ \ __ /
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Cool, huh?
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[#] ___ _()..) [#] __ _____ __
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Order by date | Order by rating You dumped your old
friends just because Yeah.
they bored you? `___ ,
()..) OO
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What luxury. I don't make Sure you do, I've seen you. You
friends so easily as `___ , just can't -keep- friends well.
to dump them at will. ()..) OO
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Maybe people like me can't
keep friends because people
like you dump us? `___ *
()..) OO
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Strange... I seem to have wandered into
"HammerHead's Guilt Trip Emporium". Must
___ , have missed the sign on my way in.
()..) OO
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Order by date | Order by rating Hmm.. Tricky
___ , shot...
()..) OO
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Nine iron.
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()..) OO
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Here. Thanks.
`___ ,
()..) OO
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Order by date | Order by rating Why did you want to What?! I thought -you-
come to this bar? ___, wanted to go here! __
`OO ()..) .. ..'
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Hey there, And get stuck in a relationship with
wanna dance? you constantly trying to change me?
`__ , ___ __
$~~ OO (..() .. ..'
$>> .||. .||. ((-v______.||.___
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You'll just start hating me, break
up and we'll both be broken-hearted.
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$.. OO (..() ``,> '..
$>> .||> .||. \\'_________((___
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Idiot. See?! She hates
__ , me already! ` ___
--$ OO (..() ..
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Order by date | Order by rating Nerd Boy, can you explain
___ , programming to me?
OO (..()
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10 MINUTES LATER... |
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..storing the address on ___
a stack. So now we.. `OO (..()
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ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER... |
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..and then you have to ___
compile, which is.. `OO (..()
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YET ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER... |
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..and that pretty much Umm.. Not really. Maybe we
sums it up. Got it? ___ , had too many of those
`OO (..() 10-minute breaks?
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I knew the broadband broad was |
gonna be trouble the nanosecond | Are you the private
I saw her walk through the door. | investigator?
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'.. ~~@ |[_]|
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That's what it says Great. I've lost
on the door. ` __ __ , a packet. .---.
'.. ~~@ |[_]|
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Yep. It was gonna be one |
of -those- microseconds. |
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'.. ~~@ |[_]|
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All that when I just Don't interrupt, next is
access a web page? `___ , the interesting part.
()..) OO
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Order by date | Order by rating \ \(###########) (##########"' | Overflow bits dumping out of
\ \ \ `""#"'`":#/ `"""#""#/ \ \| stack clouds. It was another
\ \ \ \ \ _____\ \ \ \| one of -those- CPU cycles...
\ \ \ \ \ )_ _( \ \ \ `------------------------------
\ \\ \ \| | \____\ \ \ __\ \ __\ \ \
\ \ \ \ | | \ \ |::::| _\_ |[\| \ |:\| \ __ \
\ \ _\__ \ ___| | \___|:\::| \| \|__|[]|\___|::|---| \|\\ \
___\____| \|_\___|::\| \--|[]\|:::\|__| \ | \ \ | |\:|\ \ |__\__
\ \\ | | \ |:::\ | |[][|::::| | | \ | \|:\| \ |\ \
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It was probably only my imagination, |
but these cycles seemed to come more |
and more often. Rather depressing... |
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What? My new processor is Yep. So you should
depressing a little guy who give me the processor.
lives in my computer? `___ ,
()..) OO
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Order by date | Order by rating My investigation continued... |
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Charlie, old pal. Heard about What's to know? They dissolve
any lost packets of data? `__ _ , into the bit rain that
'.. .." drives my power plant.
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-This- particular packet contains
data that would stop packet loss *tic*
and put you out of business! ` __ _
_'-- :," *tic*
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He knew something... His |
eye tics were a big hint. |
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| Waking up a few milliseconds
_______________________________________ | later in a garbage collector
| was also a substantial hint.
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Order by date | Order by rating It was the big showdown; my |
investigation was now over. |
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Just as I thought. You
_ __ __ , two work together.
"oo @oo ___ --'
.(__). .>>. `'\-||
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Yeah. You sent me on a wild goose chase
_ __ , __ , to keep me out of the way
".. @.. ___ --' while you pulled a heist.
.(__). .>>. `'\-||. There was no lost packet!
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That's right. So...
` _ __ __ ,
".. @.. ___ --'
.(__). .>>. `'\-||.
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Do I still get
_ __ __ , paid?
".. @.. ..'
.(__). .>>. ,.||
jg___________ || __ || _____________ | || _______________________
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