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Episode 361 (Mar. 27, 2003)
                                           HammerHead, we've got to do
                        ___                 ,   something about our
                       ()..)              OO   stupid single status.
                       .||.                ))
                 ______ || ______________ d d ____

Actually, I've given up.
We're going to die and `___
 forget we existed,    ()..)      OO
  so who cares?        -||-      .||.
                     __ || ______ dd _________________

                        ___
                       ()..)      OO
                        ||        ||
        _______________ || ______ dd __________________________


                                     That works with the "sit at home
                        ___         ,  and let the girls come to you"
                       ()..)      OO  strategy I was about to propose.
                        ||        ||
               ________ || ______ dd _________


             Let's see what's         You have the Kikujiro no Natsu
                 on TV.   `___        ,  DVD, right? Let's watch that.
                          ()..)     OO
                           ||      ((
jg________________________ |\ ____ b b ______________

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Episode 362 (Mar. 30, 2003)
          Wow, it actually drove
           past us. This rocks!
               _       `       ___   _
     *wroo..  [#]    __ OO   _()..) [#]    __  _____   __  ..oom*
               |    |\_((_  |\_((_   |    || ||`. --`.|| |
             _ | __ | ()bb) | ()\\)  |    ||_||_|____|||_|


                                  Wait 'til you hear
                                  this next part...
               _               ___ , _
              [#]    __ OO   _()..) [#]    __  _____   __
               |    |\_((_  |\_((_   |    || ||`. --`.|| |
             _ | __ | ()bb) | ()\\)  |    ||_||_|____|||_|



            .     .               .     .
             \ _ /             ___ \ _ /            .      .
          * - [#]- *RATATATA*_()..) [#]  \ __  _____ \ __ /
               |    |\ *BOOM*\_*BLAM BLAM*|| ||`. --`.|| |
 _____________ | *FWOOOSH*) | ()\\)  |  - ||_||_|____|||_| __________



                        Cool, huh?
               _              `___   _
              [#]    ___     _()..) [#]    __  _____   __
               |  OO|\_ \_  |\_((_   |    || ||`. --`.|| |
jg             |   \| ()-() | ()\\)  |    ||_||_|____|||_|

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Episode 363 (Apr. 1, 2003)
You dumped your old
friends just because         Yeah.
 they bored you?   `___       ,
                   ()..)    OO
                    ||     ((
  _________________ |\ ___ b b __


What luxury. I don't make        Sure you do, I've seen you. You
friends so easily as  `___       , just can't -keep- friends well.
to dump them at will. ()..)    OO
                      .||.    .||>
                    __ || ____ dd __


Maybe people like me can't
keep friends because people
  like you dump us?   `___      *
                      ()..)    OO
                      -||-      ))
   ___________________ || ____ dd ________________________



                                Strange... I seem to have wandered into
                               "HammerHead's Guilt Trip Emporium". Must
                       ___       ,  have missed the sign on my way in.
                      ()..)    OO
                       ||     <||>
jg____________________ || ____ bb _________________

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Episode 364 (Apr. 3, 2003)
                            Hmm.. Tricky
                  ___       ,  shot...
                 ()..)    OO
                |-||.    .||.
   ___________ c| || ____ bb __o___________________________________



                            Nine iron.
                  ___       ,
                 ()..)    OO
                |-||.    -||.
            __ c| || ____ bb __o____



                 Here.     Thanks.
                    `___    ,
                    ()..) OO
                    .//-|-||.
                     |\c| bb   o

                                             - o
                                         .'
                        ___            ,
                       (#o()
                         \\ ` `.
                   -   _ OO> _) )
                  -  /__  )) _ , /
jg________________ c/ _  b b *pok!*   - ____________________________

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Episode 365 (Apr. 6, 2003)
     Why did you want to       What?! I thought -you-
      come to this bar?      ___, wanted to go here!             __
                     `OO    ()..)                      ..        ..'
                     ((      ||                       (( _ v == -||.___
         ___________ b b ___ |\ ______________________|>|



                 Hey there,       And get stuck in a relationship with
                wanna dance?      you constantly trying to change me?
                         `__        ,    ___                     __
                         $~~      OO    (..()          ..        ..'
                         $>>     .||.    .||.         ((-v______.||.___
      ___________________ |\ ____ dd ____ || _________|>|



                             You'll just start hating me, break
                             up and we'll both be broken-hearted.
                            __      ,    ___                       __
                           $..    OO    (..()        ``,>         '..
                           $>>   .||>    .||.         \\'_________((___
             ______________ || __ dd ____ || ______ __|>|


            Idiot.   See?! She hates
           __ ,        me already! `     ___
           --$                     OO   (..()          ..
           <<$                    -||.    ||          ((-v_____________
jg________ /| ____________________ bb ___ || _________|>|

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Episode 366 (Apr. 8, 2003)
                                              Nerd Boy, can you explain
                                           ___ ,  programming to me?
                           OO             (..()
                          ((                ||
                      ___ b b _____________ /| __________

--------------------.
10 MINUTES LATER... |
--------------------'
           ..storing the address on      ___
            a stack. So now we.. `OO    (..()
                                 .||.    .||.
                           ______ bb ____ || ________

----------------------------.
ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER... |
----------------------------'
             ..and then you have to      ___
             compile, which is.. `OO    (..()
                                 <||.    .||.
                           ______ bb ____ || ________

--------------------------------.
YET ANOTHER 10 MINUTES LATER... |
--------------------------------'
              ..and that pretty much         Umm.. Not really. Maybe we
                sums it up. Got it?      ___ ,  had too many of those
                                 `OO    (..()     10-minute breaks?
                                 .||.     ||
jg               ________________ bb ____ || __________________

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Episode 367 (Apr. 10, 2003)
----------------------------------.
 I knew the broadband broad was   |
 gonna be trouble the nanosecond  |        Are you the private
 I saw her walk through the door. |          investigator?
------------------ __  -----------'                 `__    .---.
                  '..                                ~~@   |[_]|
                |_((._____               _|          <<    |  o|
           _____| |\| |   |____________ | | ________ /| __ |___| __


That's what it says                      Great. I've lost
  on the door.  ` __                   __ ,  a packet.     .---.
                 '..                   ~~@                 |[_]|
                |_\\-_____             <<_|                |  o|
           _____| |\| |   |__________ //| | ______________ |___| __

---------------------------.
 Yep. It was gonna be one  |
 of -those- microseconds.  |
------------------ __ -----'           __                  .---.
                  '..                  ~~@                 |[_]|
                |_(( _____             <<_|                |  o|
           _____| |\| |   |__________ </| | ______________ |___| __


     All that when I just           Don't interrupt, next is
     access a web page? `___        ,  the interesting part.
                        ()..)     OO
                         ||      .||.
jg                       ||       dd

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Episode 368 (Apr. 13, 2003)
   \     \(###########)  (##########"'  | Overflow bits dumping out of
 \   \ \   `""#"'`":#/    `"""#""#/ \  \| stack clouds. It was another
      \  \  \   \  \  _____\ \    \    \| one of -those- CPU cycles...
 \  \   \   \     \   )_ _(   \ \   \   `------------------------------
      \   \\    \     \| |      \____\  \   \   __\   \ __\     \   \
   \         \   \  \  | | \  \ |::::|   _\_   |[\| \  |:\| \  __ \
 \    \  _\__    \  ___| |  \___|:\::| \|  \|__|[]|\___|::|---| \|\\  \
___\____|   \|_\___|::\| \--|[]\|:::\|__| \ |  \ \ |   |\:|\  \  |__\__
 \   \\ |    |   \ |:::\ |  |[][|::::|  |   | \    |  \|:\|    \ |\   \


-------------------------------------.
It was probably only my imagination, |
but these cycles seemed to come more |
and more often. Rather depressing... |
-------------------------------------'
         ____    __   |                         .---.
        |\ \ |   .''  |                         |[_]|
        |_\__|   ||   |   |_   _____            |  o|
________________ || __|__ | | | |   | _________ |   | ___________




 What? My new processor is           Yep. So you should
depressing a little guy who        give me the processor.
  lives in my computer?  `___      ,
                         ()..)   OO
                         -||-   .||>
jg_______________________ || ___ dd ___________________________

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Episode 369 (Apr. 15, 2003)
 My investigation continued... |
-------------------------------'

 Charlie, old pal. Heard about           What's to know? They dissolve
  any lost packets of data?  `__       _ ,   into the bit rain that
                             '..      .."    drives my power plant.
                            |((  _____(_)|
                         __ ||\\ |   |//|| __



   -This- particular packet contains
   data that would stop packet loss         *tic*
    and put you out of business!  ` __      _
                                  _'--     :,"  *tic*
                                 |_//-_____(_)|
---------------------------.  __ ||\\ |   |//||________
 He knew something... His  |
 eye tics were a big hint. |
---------------------------'            ,------------------------------
                                        | Waking up a few milliseconds
_______________________________________ | later in a garbage collector
                                        | was also a substantial hint.
                                        `------------------------------
     __ __                       \\                      |
    |__|__|        __________                            |
     `|__|        /    __   /                         ___|
                 /___ '.. _/                        ,'___|
                |`-. __||__`-.                      |__|_|
jg______________|__|_________| _______________________|__|

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Episode 370 (Apr. 17, 2003)
 It was the big showdown; my |
 investigation was now over. |
-----------------------------'
                                              Just as I thought. You
              _     __                      __ ,  two work together.
             "oo   @oo                 ___  --'
            .(__). .>>.                 `'\-||
            _ || __ || ____________________ /| ________________________


                      Yeah.           You sent me on a wild goose chase
              _     __ ,               __ ,  to keep me out of the way
             "..   @..            ___  --'   while you pulled a heist.
            .(__). .>>.            `'\-||.   There was no lost packet!
        _____ || __ || _______________ || _____


      That's right.                      So...
            ` _     __                 __ ,
             "..   @..            ___  --'
            .(__). .>>.            `'\-||.
_____________ || __ || _______________ || _____________________________



                                        Do I still get
              _     __                 __ ,  paid?
             "..   @..                 ..'
            .(__). .>>.              ,.||
jg___________ || __ || _____________ | || _______________________

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