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Episode 391 (Jun. 5, 2003)
                                 Loser!                Waaaah!
                  __                `               ___ ,
                 #..                ~--          _ ();;)
                  )|                .>>-       - _ .//.
              ___ |\ _______________ || __________ / > __


Mandy, why are you always
insulting people? Are  ` __
you afraid of getting   #..          ..~
 too close to them?     .)|.        .<<.
                     ___ || ________ || ___

                         __
                        #..          ..~
                        .)|.        .<<.
    ____________________ || ________ || _______________________


                                       Dork!
                         __             ,
                        #..          ..~
                        .)|.        -<<.
                     ___ || ________ || ___

                                                     Heh heh..
                         __                           ,
                        #--                        ~..
                         )|                         >>
jg______________________ || _______________________ |\ ______________

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Episode 392 (Jun. 8, 2003)
                                  Hahaa! I captured your
                          ,,,     ,  dice! They're mine!
                         _'..    O
                        |_((_____.)_|
                        | |\|   |d| |


Yeah, the object of the game       LIAR! They belong
is to capture dice, but only       to -me- now, ME!
 for scoring. You don't  `,,,       ,
  actually keep them.    _'..     OO
                        |_((_____ //> _
                        | |\|   | bb  _|__



                                                     Hah-HAAA!
                          ,,,                          ,
                         _'oo                _ -__   @@
                        |_((_____     _     ___--  q//>
       ________________ | |\|   | ___ _|__ ________ b _______



Yeah.. That might be why I
vowed never to play Button
Men with him ever again. `,,,
                         _'--
                        |_((_____     _
jg_____________________ | |\|   | ___ _|__ ______________________

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Episode 393 (Jun. 10, 2003)
      It's finally arrived!        What?
             ,                       `,,,            _
           OO___                      ..'           (_|
          (|_|__|                    .||.           [__]_  _|
     ____ b b _______________________ || __________ |   | | | __


                                A cybernetic interface to the brain, so
                                 I can finally create a virtual reality
                    ,,,          ,  _ that's as real as reality itself!
                    '..    ___ OO  (_|
                    .||.   \__\.\\ [__]_  _|
                 ___ || ___|__|_|d |   | | | __


But what if you got stuck             *click*
in a buggy VR like they `,,,        _  *clack*
always do on Star Trek?  '..__     (_| OO:-. *zwww..
                        -//\__\_  ,[__]_))_|)
                     __ /| |__|_|(_|___|d|,| __       __   _
                                                     /  \ |_) |  _\/_
                                       o o \/\/ \/\/ \__/ |   o   /\


                                 He just -had- to say
              Kill!  Destroy!     that, didn't he?!
               ,     ,            ,
   ~oo ~oo  ~oo   ~oo           @@         oo~   oo~  oo~   oo~   oo~
    >>- >>-  >>-   >>-         -||-       -<<   -<<  -<<   -<<   -<<
jg  |\  |\   |\    |\           dd         /|    /|   /|    /|    /|

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Episode 394 (Jun. 12, 2003)
                              Heeeeelp!
                                   `,,,                           ?
                             __ __  '..                          ..~
                            __--_  -//-                         .<<.
                              ---  / \                           ||


                Nerd Boy's stuck in some kind of           What?! Where
                   virtual reality program!  `,,,            ,  is he?
                                              '..          ..~
                                              -||.         <<
                                  ____________ || ________ /| ________



                                   That's horrible!
     Here.                        Quick! Unplug him!
        `,,,    _                       ,
         '..   (_| @@:-.              oo~ ___
         .||- ,[__]_))| )            .<<   - _
_________ || (_|___|d||' ____________ < \ --  _________



  WAIT! According to the manual,    Oh.. I was hoping you
    that would FRY HIS BRAIN!!      hadn't read that part.
                _         `,,,      ,
               (_| @@:-.   'oo    ..~
              ,[__]_))| ) -//-   .<<.
jg           (_|___|d||'  /|      ||

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Episode 395 (Jun. 15, 2003)
So, can you get him out      No, but I found a program
of the virtual reality?      that lets him control it.
                    `           _  `,,,
                    ~..        (_|  ..'      ,-:@@
                    .>>.      ,[__]_,\\     / |((
                  __ || ____ (_|___|_||___,'  ||bb __


Are you starting it? Can        Yeah, it's.. Hey, -you're-
you see what's happening?      in the VR. But what are you..
                    `           _  `,,,
                    ~..        (_|  ..'      ,-:@@
                    .>>-      ,[__]_,\\.    / |((
                  __ || ____ (_|___|_||___,'  ||bb __



                                                 oh mama
                                _   ,,,           ,
                    ~..        (_|  oo'      ,-:@@
                    .>>.      ,[__]_ \\     / |((
   _________________ || ____ (_|___|_||___,'  ||bb _________________



      Well? What's going on?!     NOTHING.
                    `           _    `,,,
                    ~..        (_|    oo'    ,-:@@
                    ->>-      ,[__]_  ||    / |((
jg                   ||      (_|___|__||__,'  ||bb

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Episode 396 (Jun. 17, 2003)
                                Good thing I got Mandy out of here
                              before she discovered what Nerd Boy's
         _                        doing in the virtual reality. `,,,
        (_|      ,-:@@                                           ..'
       ,[__]_   / |((                                            ||
_____ (_|___|_,'  ||bb _________________________________________ /|


                   But I have to get him out of the VR
                     before Mandy realizes there's no
         _            shoe sale and comes back. `,,,
        (_|      ,-:@@                           ..'
       ,[__]_   / |((                           .||.
      (_|___|_,'  ||bb _________________________ ||


                        I could use this extra VR set to
         _                go in after him, but then  `,,,
        (_|      ,-:@@    I might get stuck too...    '..
       ,[__]_   / |((                                 .||-:
   __ (_|___|_,'  ||bb _______________________________ || __



                    oh yeah that's
                      the spot            I'M GOING IN!
         _            ,                       `,,,
        (_|      ,-:@@                         oo'  ___
       ,[__]_   / |((                         :-\\.  _--
    jg(_|___|_,'  ||bb                          / \

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Episode 397 (Jun. 19, 2003)
LATER, IN THE VIRTUAL REALITY...

I put you in control of the             I'll log off soon,
VR, and you only created `,,,           wait your turn. `  ..~
 a massage simulation?!   'oo                           OO,<<
                          -||-                       ___ ))|| _
                      ____ || ______________________|   dd     |


  You're not stuck in here?           Just tap your heels
    How do I log off?   `,,,          together and say  `  ..~
                         '..         "There's no place  OO,<<
                         .||.           like home".  ___ ))|| _
                      ___ || _______________________|   dd     |


Oh come on, we're not somewhere
over the rainbow.. I don't even                 You don't?
  have any red shoes.   `,,,                           `   ..~
                         '..                            OO,<<
                         <||>                        ___ ))|| _
                      ___ || _______________________|   dd     |



                  Oh haha.
                        `,,,                     *giggle*  ^^~
                         '--                            OO,<<
                         .||.                        ___ ))|| _
jg                    ___ kk _______________________|   dd     |

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Episode 398 (Jun. 22, 2003)
  I love biking in the                                       ___
   summer. What do you               Nothing. I hate        (^^()
  like about summer? `,,,             ,  summer.             `||'   /
 ____________________ '^^ ________  OO _______________________||___//
   ---------------- _ (.-, ----- _ (.-, ---------------------------'
    -      -       (_)>(_)      (_)>(_)     -      -      -      -
 ____________________________________________________________________




      ___     /                  /
     (),,)   //                 / I hate the heat, I hate the bugs,
      ||    //        ,,,      /      ,   I hate sunburn...
______||___//         '..     /__   OO  ______________________________
-----------'        _ (.-,   '-- _ (.-,  -----------------------------
  -      -      -  (_)>(_)    - (_)>(_)     -      -      -   o  -
  ___________________________________________________________________




                                                           And I hate
                                                    qq   instant karma!
                                                    -\\- ,
                                       _              OO
                        ,,,           (_).
                        'oo             X_\,
                       _ |.-,           (_)'
jg                    (_)/(_)             o

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Episode 399 (Jun. 24, 2003)
   Hey, what are you doing out
  of bed so early? It's another
    four hours 'til noon.  `,,,
                            '..                        oo
                      _______))|                        ))
   __________________ | |   |/|| _____________________ d d _____



                        Hello?
                           `,,,
           oo               ..'
            ))        _______))|
       ___ d d ______ | |   |/|| __________



                            ,,,
                            ..'
 *flush*              _______))|
               ______ | |   |/|| _______



       That's weird. I didn't
       know zombies needed to
         use the bathroom. `,,,                       uurrrgg...
                            '..                             `oo
                      _______))|                            ((
                    jg| |   |/|| __________________________ b b ___

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Episode 400 (Jun. 26, 2003)
                                        So there she was, building this
                                           ,  -huge- house of cards,
                               OO       ..~       card by card.
                              .||.     -<<-
        ______________________ bb _____ || ________



                          Uh huh.         She paused and reflected. It
                              `            ,  felt nice; like she was
                               OO       ..~   accomplishing something.
                              .||.     .<<.
             _________________ bb _____ || ______





                               OO       ..~
                               ||       <<
                        ______ bb _____ || _____




That's the story that's so important    Yeah. And here comes
that you interrupted my artificial      ,  the punchline...
    earthquake experiment?!   `OO     --~
                              -||-   .<<.
jg____________________________ bb ___ /| _________________

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