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Episode 411 (Jul. 22, 2003)
         I don't think you've
          been living up to               Huh?
         your name lately. `              ,
                           ~..          OO
                            >>         .||.
                       ____ |\ ________ dd ___________


                   You're Nerd Boy,     Stop calling me that!
                     remember? `          ,
                                ~..     OO
                                .>>-    ||
                   _____________ || ___ dd _________________



                                         It's not like I -try- to be a
                                          nerd. I have friends, I work
                                          ,  out sometimes, and I don't
                                ~..     OO   even like techno or Linux!
                                .>>.   -||-
          ______________________ || ___ dd _______________


      Sure, I wanna be the first
      to write sentient software,
         ,   but who doesn't?
       OO                        --~
        ))                      .<<.
jg____ d d  ____________________ || ______________

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Episode 412 (Jul. 24, 2003)
        Seems to me like all          Seems to me like all you
        I ever do is eat. `            ,  do is sit in front
                           O         .~   of your computer.
                        |_(.__v__v__.<_|
       ________________ | |b|      |/| | _________________



 Seems to me like all you do          Shut up and eat.
is complain about me sitting           ,
 in front of my computer. `O         .~
                        |_(-._v__v__,<_|
       ________________ | |b|      |/| | _________________



   Seems to me like you lost          What are you
    the "seems to me" game!          talking about?!
                         `            ,
                          OO         ..~
                     _  .//-__v__v__ <<|
             ____ __|_   bb |      |//|| __________


                 Seems to          Seems to me like your next "seems to
                 me like..         me" will win you a knuckle sandwich!
                         `           ,
                         OO        --~
                     _  .||.__v__ .<<.  _|
jg_______________ __|_   bb |      /|  | | _______________________

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Episode 413 (Jul. 27, 2003)
     You look buff today.               You know how in some games,
     What's going on?  `              repetitive tasks give experience
                       ,,,              ,  that you can assign to
                       '..            OO   any attribute or skill?
                        ||           .\/.
               ________ |\ __________ dd ______________



                         Yeah?        I invented "The XP Assigner(tm)",
                             `         and turned 5 years of stupid
                             ,,,        ,  debugging sessions into
                             '..      OO    upper body strength.
                             .||.    -\/-     Look at my pecs!
                     ________ || ____ dd _______



Um, doesn't that mean you're now       "Pecs" is short for
much worse at programming?  `,,,        ,   "pectorals".
                             '..      OO
                             .||.    .\/.
                           __ || ____ dd __


  You also seem to have traded         ... Pecs?
  away your intelligence... `,,,        ,
                             '--      OO
                             .||.     \/
jg                            || ____ dd

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Episode 414 (Jul. 29, 2003)
  OK, exchanging intelligence        On so many levels.  _______
  for pecs was pretty stupid.         ,                 |   |   |
                      `OO          ..~                  |   |   |
                      ((          .<<.                  |  |||  |---.--
            _________ b b ________ || __________________|___|___|[_]|__


 Now I've found a much better        I kinda doubt that.
 use for my XP Assigner(tm)!          ,
                        `OO        ..~
                         ||-()    .<<,
               _________ bb ______ || __________


I'll convert years of speaking        With -your- luck,
English into Japanese skills!         ,  you won't be..
        Here goes!      `OO        ..~
                        .||-()    -<<.
               _________ bb ______ || __________

                __               ____  ___  ___
         ____  |    \__\ \     | \   \   /  \ _\ \  _____
            --  \\__ \\ \ \\_/\|  \\__\ //__ \\   .  --


                   Nani?             ..able to speak a
                Wakarimasen.          ,  word of English.
                        `OO        --~
                         ||-()     <<
jg______________________ bb ______ || ______________________

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Episode 415 (Jul. 31, 2003)
What's all                      I finally forgot the entire
the racket?                  "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!"
        `                    ,
        ~..                OO
         >>               -||-
     ___ |\ ______________ dd __________________


                           Now I can enjoy the books as if it were the
                          first time! I'll rediscover the improbability
    Whatever.              drive, sympathize with Marvin again, revisit
      ,                      ,  Eccentrica Gallumbits on Eroticon IV...
    --~                    OO
    <<                    .||.
___ /| ___________________ bb _________________________



                           *
                           OO
                           ||
                      ____ bb ____



I thought you were going            Go away.
   to read a book.   `               ,  _
                     ~..            O  |_)
                     .>>.        |_(._[__]
jg___________________ || _______ | |b|   | __________________________

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Episode 416 (Aug. 3, 2003)
  People argue about anything;                No they don't.
stupid stuff that doesn't matter.              ,
                           `OO              ~..
                           ((              |.>>______  _|
          ________________ b b ___________ ||\\|    | | | ______



           Are you arguing with me          Just saying that if people
           just to prove my point?!         ,  argue about stuff, it
                               `OO        ..~   matters.. to -them-!
                              .//-        <<|  ______
                ______________ bb ______ //||  |    | ___



         Sorry, I know for a fact        What?! How?
           that you're wrong.  `          ,
                               OO       oo~
                              <||>     -<<- _
                    __________ bb _____ ||  _|__ ____




Because this argument doesn't
  matter to me one bit.  `
                         OO             --~
                          ))            <<
jg______________________ d d __________ || ____________________

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Episode 417 (Aug. 5, 2003)
It's the greatest     Bah. Basically just               What's this
invention ever!       books, phone and TV                  about?
           `,,,       ,  rolled into one.                     `__
            '..     OO                               ..~       ..#
            .||.   .||.                             .<<.       |(
         ___ || ___ dd _____________________________ || ______ /| ___


  INNOVATION!       COALESCENCE!           The internet,
           `,,,       ,                      I think.      __
            'oo     @@                             `~..    ..#
            -||-   -||-                             .>>.  .|(.
         ___ || ___ dd _____________________________ || __ || ___



 If not for the        True. I yield;
internet, no 87k!     you win. In fact..
            `,,,      ,                        __
             '..    OO                         ..#   ..~
            .//-    ||                         |(    <<
         ___ || ___ dd _______________________ /| __ || ___


Let's listen            It's over?! What       If you knew, you'd be as
to it -now-!           the heck happened?       weird as you think they
     `       ,,,                      `__              ,   are now.
     OO      ..'                       ..#           --~
      ))     ||                       -|(-          .<<.
jg__ d d ___ /| ______________________ || __________ || _______

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Episode 418 (Aug. 7, 2003)
      Why are you wearing                What? You'll have to speak up,
         ear muffs?   `                __ ,  I'm wearing ear muffs.
                      ~..             [OO]
                       >>              ||
      ________________ |\ ____________ dd ____________



          WHY IN THE HECK ARE           See, that's exactly why I wear
          YOU WEARING THOSE?!            these. I just want some peace
                          `              ,   and quiet. Some personal
                          ~oo          OO  _ time. Some privacy, even.
                          ->>-        <||-[ ]
             _____________ || ________ dd ______


                                         I can't think in here! I wish
                           *             ,   humans could close their
                          ~--          OO  _   ears, like dolphins!
                           >>         -||-[ ]
        __________________ || ________ dd __________



              I wish you would           Um.. I think I'll just
            shut up, like clams.           leave.. like trees.
                             `                   `
                             ~--                 OO'  _
                             .>>.                .))-[ ]
jg___________________________ |\ _______________ d d ____

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Episode 419 (Aug. 10, 2003)
        Hmm. I haven't met my                Here I am!
       future self for a while.             _ ,
                           `OO             O."
                           .||.             )).
                      _____ dd ___________ d d ) _____



Wow, you came back in time right         1:1. You used your subchronic
when I was thinking about you!          _ ,  remote to call me here.
    What are the odds?!    `OO       \ O."   One of these, remember?
                           .||-       o-)).
       ____________________ bb _______ dd | _________________



                I was going to,          Oops, I pressed
                but I never did.        _ ,  the button.
                           `OO       \ O."
                            ||  *bip* o-)).
           ________________ bb _______ dd | ______________




-You- brought -yourself- into the         Much like talking to your
past? That messes with the whole        _ ,  future self might do.
 cause and effect thingie!  `OO        O-"
                           -//-         )).
jg_________________________ bb _______ dd | ___________

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Episode 420 (Aug. 12, 2003)
         So, do we speak fluent           By "we in the future", do you
         Japanese in the future?         _ , mean your future self; me?
         I'm trying to learn. `O        O."
                            |_( ________'))|
                ___________ | |b|      |dd||______



                 Yes. Just answer        You have a time machine. Go to
                   the question.         _ ,  the future and find out.
                              `O        O."
                            |_( ________.))|
                ___________ | |b|      |dd||______



Tried that once. Didn't understand        So..?
anything; everyone spoke Japanese.       _ ,
                              `O        O."
                            |_(.________-))|
                      _____ | |b|      |dd||____




            So.. We went back to         This is what I get for
            our time, what else?         _ ,  travelling into
                              `O        O-"   the stone ages.
                            |_( ________ ))|
jg_________________________ | |b|      |dd||

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