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Order by date | Order by rating I don't think you've
been living up to Huh?
your name lately. ` ,
~.. OO
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You're Nerd Boy, Stop calling me that!
remember? ` ,
~.. OO
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It's not like I -try- to be a
nerd. I have friends, I work
, out sometimes, and I don't
~.. OO even like techno or Linux!
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Sure, I wanna be the first
to write sentient software,
, but who doesn't?
OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating Seems to me like all Seems to me like all you
I ever do is eat. ` , do is sit in front
O .~ of your computer.
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Seems to me like all you do Shut up and eat.
is complain about me sitting ,
in front of my computer. `O .~
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Seems to me like you lost What are you
the "seems to me" game! talking about?!
` ,
OO ..~
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Seems to Seems to me like your next "seems to
me like.. me" will win you a knuckle sandwich!
` ,
OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating You look buff today. You know how in some games,
What's going on? ` repetitive tasks give experience
,,, , that you can assign to
'.. OO any attribute or skill?
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Yeah? I invented "The XP Assigner(tm)",
` and turned 5 years of stupid
,,, , debugging sessions into
'.. OO upper body strength.
.||. -\/- Look at my pecs!
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Um, doesn't that mean you're now "Pecs" is short for
much worse at programming? `,,, , "pectorals".
'.. OO
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You also seem to have traded ... Pecs?
away your intelligence... `,,, ,
'-- OO
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Order by date | Order by rating OK, exchanging intelligence On so many levels. _______
for pecs was pretty stupid. , | | |
`OO ..~ | | |
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Now I've found a much better I kinda doubt that.
use for my XP Assigner(tm)! ,
`OO ..~
||-() .<<,
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I'll convert years of speaking With -your- luck,
English into Japanese skills! , you won't be..
Here goes! `OO ..~
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____ | \__\ \ | \ \ / \ _\ \ _____
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Nani? ..able to speak a
Wakarimasen. , word of English.
`OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating What's all I finally forgot the entire
the racket? "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!"
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~.. OO
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Now I can enjoy the books as if it were the
first time! I'll rediscover the improbability
Whatever. drive, sympathize with Marvin again, revisit
, , Eccentrica Gallumbits on Eroticon IV...
--~ OO
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I thought you were going Go away.
to read a book. ` , _
~.. O |_)
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Order by date | Order by rating People argue about anything; No they don't.
stupid stuff that doesn't matter. ,
`OO ~..
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Are you arguing with me Just saying that if people
just to prove my point?! , argue about stuff, it
`OO ..~ matters.. to -them-!
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Sorry, I know for a fact What?! How?
that you're wrong. ` ,
OO oo~
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__________ bb _____ || _|__ ____
Because this argument doesn't
matter to me one bit. `
OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating It's the greatest Bah. Basically just What's this
invention ever! books, phone and TV about?
`,,, , rolled into one. `__
'.. OO ..~ ..#
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INNOVATION! COALESCENCE! The internet,
`,,, , I think. __
'oo @@ `~.. ..#
-||- -||- .>>. .|(.
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If not for the True. I yield;
internet, no 87k! you win. In fact..
`,,, , __
'.. OO ..# ..~
.//- || |( <<
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Let's listen It's over?! What If you knew, you'd be as
to it -now-! the heck happened? weird as you think they
` ,,, `__ , are now.
OO ..' ..# --~
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Order by date | Order by rating Why are you wearing What? You'll have to speak up,
ear muffs? ` __ , I'm wearing ear muffs.
~.. [OO]
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WHY IN THE HECK ARE See, that's exactly why I wear
YOU WEARING THOSE?! these. I just want some peace
` , and quiet. Some personal
~oo OO _ time. Some privacy, even.
->>- <||-[ ]
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I can't think in here! I wish
* , humans could close their
~-- OO _ ears, like dolphins!
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I wish you would Um.. I think I'll just
shut up, like clams. leave.. like trees.
` `
~-- OO' _
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Order by date | Order by rating Hmm. I haven't met my Here I am!
future self for a while. _ ,
`OO O."
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Wow, you came back in time right 1:1. You used your subchronic
when I was thinking about you! _ , remote to call me here.
What are the odds?! `OO \ O." One of these, remember?
.||- o-)).
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I was going to, Oops, I pressed
but I never did. _ , the button.
`OO \ O."
|| *bip* o-)).
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-You- brought -yourself- into the Much like talking to your
past? That messes with the whole _ , future self might do.
cause and effect thingie! `OO O-"
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Order by date | Order by rating So, do we speak fluent By "we in the future", do you
Japanese in the future? _ , mean your future self; me?
I'm trying to learn. `O O."
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Yes. Just answer You have a time machine. Go to
the question. _ , the future and find out.
`O O."
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Tried that once. Didn't understand So..?
anything; everyone spoke Japanese. _ ,
`O O."
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So.. We went back to This is what I get for
our time, what else? _ , travelling into
`O O-" the stone ages.
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