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Episode 421 (Aug. 14, 2003)
FOR SOME REASON, OUR HEROES ARE PLAYING AMERICAN FOOTBALL...


                        You won't get            Yeah!        CHAAARGE!
                         past us! `,,,               ` __         ,
                                   '..     ~..        #..       OO  -__
                                  .//.     .>>.       .)|.      o\\p _-
          ______________,-.______ / \ _____ || _______ || ______ d ____



                     pp  ___
                  o-//-   _ `-.    |
                   OO      `-. \        /
                          `.  `             ,-'
                             ,,,  *TACKLE*   __
                         -   'oo  __ _                 __
                             -\\-  -_       oo~        oo#
                        -      \\ - --      <<         |(
jg______________________,-.__           `.  || _______ || ______




      Is it a              Dunno. You knocked out the
     touch-down?          only one who knows any rules.
         |                                 `           __
         ,              ,,,                 --~        ..#
      pp                'xx                .<<.        |(
__ o-//. ______________ ,\\__ _____________ || _______ || ____________

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Episode 422 (Aug. 17, 2003)
 I found my old deck of           Oh no.
cards! Let's see if I can         ,
remember a trick. `OO           ..~
                  ((-[]        .<<.
             ____ b b _________ || _________________


  No, it'll be cool. I put
 this card here.. and now...
                   `OO          --~
                    ||-[]       <<
               ____ bb ________ || ______________


                            Hey, that -is- cool!
                                   ,
                                ..~
                 *sssZWP!*     -<<-
          _____________________ || _____________________


 IN A DARK DUNGEON...

As You Can See, I Have Acquired
 A Teleport Device. Take   `___           OR, you could watch a card
Him To the Torture Chamber! \_=|          trick and then let me go!
                            /  |              ,       _     _
                           /   |            OO       |/_   |/_
                      _   /    |          []-)).     \/|   \/|
jg                    \`-'     |            dd       ||    ||

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Episode 423 (Aug. 19, 2003)
  Trying Something Silly Will
   Only Make Your Inevitable
     Death More Painful.  ` ___         I.. I just thought you
                            \_=|      might wanna see a card trick
                            /  |        ,  before you k-k-k-kill me.
                       _   /   |      OO
                      /(_.'    |    []-)).
     _________________`.       | ____ dd _____________________



                .. I'll Allow It.
                          ` ___
                            \_=|
                            /  |
                           /   |      OO
                        _.'    |   []-||
            ________ .-'       | ____ dd ________________



 SECONDS LATER...

                      Ged Him! Add Hepp Me Ged Dese
                   ___ ,   Cadds Oud Ob My Mouf!
                  |<_/
                  |  \   _             _    _    _
                  |   `-'/__          |/_  |/_  |/_
                  |       <_          \/|  \/|  \/|
jg                |      _.-`         /|   /|   /|

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Episode 424 (Aug. 21, 2003)
                   I Have Captured You -And- Your Friends
                   By Way Of Teleport. Now Surrender Your
                 ___ ,   Time Machine To Me, Or Else!
                |=_/                     ______________________________
                |  \                    |  ,,,         __    ___   ,,,
         OO     |   `._,-,              |  ..'   ~..   ..#  (..()   --
        .||.    |       (_              |------------------------------
 _______ bb ___ |        / _____________|  ||     ||   ||     ||  _/ )_




                         Wait, if you can teleport us here, why
                 ___       not do that with the time machine?
                |=_/                    `______________________________
                |  \                    |  ,,,         __    ___   ,,,
         OO     |   `.                  |  ..'    ..~  ..#  (..()   --
        .||.    |     `-._              |------------------------------
   _____ bb ___ |         \ ____________|  ||     ||   ||     ||  _/ )_




                              Did I just say
                 ___      something very stupid?
                |o_/                    `______________________________
                |  \                    |  ,,,         __    ___   ,,,
         OO     |   \                   |  ..'    --~  --#  ()..)  --
        ((      |    \                  |------------------------------
jg       bb     |     `-.               |  ||     ||   ||    ||   _/ )_

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Episode 425 (Aug. 24, 2003)
   Now That I Have The Time Machine,
  I Will Imprison The Future Version       Don't worry. The future
    ___ ,   Of Nerd Boy! Ta Ta!             me will be prepared.
   |=_/                                 ____ , ________________________
   |  \   ,                            |                  __     ,,,
   |   `-'|                            |   OO     ..~     ..#    ..'
   |     (                             |-------------------------------
    \     `. __________________________|__ bb ___ || ____ || ___ || ___



IN THE KIND OF DISTANT FUTURE...


        I Have You Now, Future
      ___ ,   Nerd Boy!                   Not if I throw
      \_=|                                 this switch!
      /  |                               _ ,
 /\_,'   |                              O."
 )       |                              -)).
 `.     / _____________________________ dd | ______


                What Switch?
              ___ ,
              \_=|                        Oh. Riiight. I -knew- I'd
              /  |                       _ ,  forgotten -something-.
             /   |                      O."
            /    |                       )).
jg       .-'     |                      dd |

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Episode 426 (Aug. 26, 2003)
OUR HEROES ARE IMPRISONED BY A TIME TRAVELLING MADMAN!

   Time To Wreak Havoc                   Psst! Guys. I smuggled in
 ___ ,  On Time! Hah!                      a tiny time machine!
|=_/          _______________________________ , _______________________
|  \    _    |          __    ,,,           _       ___       ,,,   __
|   `._/(    |   OO     ..#   ..'   ..~    O."     ()..)       --   ~~$
|      ,'    |---------------------------------------------------------
 \____( _____|__ dd ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ___ || _____ _/ )_  ||


Now we can fix every        Why not just go back and foil his plan
change he makes in        to get our time machine in the first place?
 world history! `       __   `,,,           _
                 OO     ..#   ..'   ..~    O."
                -||-   .|(.  .||.  .<<.     )).
          ______ bb ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ______

                 *      *            *      *
                        __   ,,,            _
                 OO    #..   '..    ..~    O."
                 ||     )|   .||.   <<      )).
             ___ bb ___ || __ || __ || ___ dd | ____


            Spoilsport!                      Yeah, absolutely no
                 `      __    ,,,           _ ,  sense of drama.
                  OO   #--    oo'   --~    O-"
                .//-   .)|.   ||   .<<.     )).
jg               bb     ||    ||    ||     dd |

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Episode 427 (Aug. 28, 2003)
OUR HEROES HAVE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME...

 There, tied up before    But then, who kidnapped       Unless we dress
  he kidnapped us! `      us? It's a paradox! `,,,      _ ,  up as him
__                 OO                          '..     O."   and kidnap
\\`, *mmf!*       .||.                         -||.    -)).  ourselves!
_\\_) ____________ dd _________________________ || ___ dd | ___

AND THUSLY...               ___
                            \_=|
                            /  | Shh!
         Ow, your elbow    /   |,     OO
         is in my eye! `_.'    |   []-||
            ________ .-'       | ____ dd ________________


AND ALSO...
              ___ What Switch?
              \_=| ,                      Oh. Riiight. I -knew- I'd
              /  |                       _ ,  forgotten -something-.
Hey, that's  /   |                      O."
 my foot! ` /    |                       )).
________ .-'     | ____________________ dd | _________________

              ___
              \_=| And you'll need        Oh cool, resolving a
              /  L , this miniature     _ ,   paradox again?
             /  ".O  time machine.     O."
            /   /(-o                    )).
jg______ .-'    |bb  ________________  d d ) ________

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Episode 428 (Aug. 31, 2003)
                         Hm. Dust. *blow*
                                `OO _\        ..~
                                //_[__]       <<
    ___________________________ bb|   | _____ /| ______________


                         -   ,     '   .    `
                                 .       -
                         Whoops.   -  .    , *cough*  Don't you
                             `    ,     '    ,  ever clean your
                          '   OO    _\ .   oo~    computer?!
                             .||. _[__]   -<<-  .
                       ______ bb  |   | __ || ___



             Time to bring in the         ,
              big guns, I guess.       .        '
                        `                   ?
                  ,      OO    -    _\     ..~     .
                     '    ))      _[__] '  <<
                ________ d d ____ |   | __ || ______



                The window: Nature's own
    _ ___ _      ,   vacuum cleaner!
   |_|   |_|   OO                   _\     --~
   |_|___|_|  -||.                _[__]    <<
jg             bb                 |   |    ||

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Episode 429 (Sep. 2, 2003)
        Err.. so how about
         'em yankees, huh?        Pfft.
                        `       __ ,                 ,,,
                         OO     ..$                  ..'
                        .||.   .<<$                 .||.
                      __ bb ___ || _________________ || __



                                                    ,,,          __
                         OO                         '..         $~~
                        ((                          .||.        $>>
                  ______ bb ________________________ || ________ |\ __



                                  I said "be yourself"! Since
                                  when are -you- into sports?!
                                    `,,,
                         OO          ..'
                         ||         .||.
             ___________ bb ________ /| ____



       What?! I was talking
       about the civil war!       ,,,
                        `OO       --'
                        -||-      ||
jg                       bb       ||

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Episode 430 (Sep. 4, 2003)
                      Can't talk.        What if life were like a game?
                      Meditating.                 `,,,
                             `OO                   ..'
                             .||.                  ||
                        _____ db _________________ /| ________



                         *sigh*        It is?
                          It is.          `,,,
                             `OO           ..'
                              ||          .||.
                            _ bb _________ || _



     It's a game of conspiracy,       I meant a popular kind of game!
    corruption and strife! Also,          `,,,
     you only have one life  `OO           ..'
    and a first-person POV.  .||.         `||.
                     ________ bb _________ || ________




     More popular than 6 billion       Fine, I'll let you meditate.
     copies sold? Good luck!  `                 `,,,
                              OO                 '--
                             -||-                 ||
jg                            bb                  |\

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