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Order by date | Order by rating Hey Nerd Boy. I finished Cool! Can I read it?
writing my novel `___ ,
yesterday. ()..) OO
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Nope, I deleted it! What?!
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Well, half-way through, the Oh.
plot got too repetitive; `___ ,
nothing ever happened! ()..) OO
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Or maybe I'd fallen asleep
on the keyboard again. `___ *
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Order by date | Order by rating Yeah, I work in An animator, huh? Can't introduce
animation. you to my medieval friends; they'd
` __ , burn you alive for necromancy!
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What? Whooosh! That went way over
`__ , your head, pal!
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Why make stupid jokes Actually... Yes. I didn't mean to
that no one gets? Is offend; I'm just training for the
__ it like some kind ` , try-outs later this week.
--' of sport for you? ~-- OO
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What? Whooosh!
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Order by date | Order by rating I learned to play the ,,,
harmonica; listen! `OO ..'
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*wum-wu-wuuu*
*weeEEEeEeE* ,,,
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Yay! I finally hit that Yay! You finally
tricky high note! , stopped playing!
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I- What did Whatever -you- said;
you say? , I wasn't listening!
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Order by date | Order by rating Could you help me out? What does that mean?
When it comes to cooking, , "Total idiot"?
I'm a total newbie. `OO ..~
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You don't know what Why should I?!
"newbie" means?! ` ,
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OK, I'll use Haven't you already done
it in a sentence. , that twice just now?
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Like this.. Mandy is a newbie Are you making fun of me?
to the word "newbie". ` , 'Cause if you are...
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Order by date | Order by rating A DAY IN THE LIFE
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*click* *whimper*
_ *clickety* ,,
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That'll be
3.50. `__ __ __ ,,, ___, __
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You look like you've A beautiful girl like me in this
had a rough day. town full of perverts? Do the math.
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Order by date | Order by rating What's going on? I've been chatting with a girl on the
`,,, , Internet, and tomorrow we're meeting
'.. OO in real life for the first time!
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I bet she's fat How shallow of you! She's smart, witty, and
and ugly! `,,, , she sent a picture already, wanna see?
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What? This is just a picture I'm going on a date with
of Angelina Jolie. `,,, _ , Angelina Jolie??
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Err.. No, I think- THIS IS GONNA BE SOO COOL!
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Order by date | Order by rating What if one's life had Yeah?
an episode guide? `,,, ,
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Well.. You could read.. As I thought. You didn't have
about your life. `,,, , anything profound to say.
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Uhh... Yeah, but what Please stop
if I -did-?! `,,, , talking.
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See how I added a twist and Please stop
made it a real -thinker-? talking -forever-.
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Order by date | Order by rating LIFE ON THE ROAD... Here's your key. Welcome
to the hotel California.
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We're doomed!
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Whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard the song?! "You
`,,, , can check out any time you like
'.. OO but you can never leave"!
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Dewdle dewdle -dwee-, THIS IS NO TIME FOR
dewdle dew, dededweede.. AIR GUITAR SOLOS!
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Order by date | Order by rating So you're a hypochondriac? No, I'm an antichondriac.
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What the heck I always think I have the
is that then? opposite of whatever medical
` __ , condition I actually have.
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So, you're the opposite of an
antichondriac, but only if you
actually -are- an antichondriac. *
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You just drove As if he wasn't
him insane! already!
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Order by date | Order by rating I wrote a list of
my 10 worst traits. Why?
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OK, here goes.
1. I'm self-centered. Oh so that's why.
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B. I'm inconsistent. Uhh..
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10. I'm lazy.
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