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Episode 431 (Sep. 7, 2003)
Hey Nerd Boy. I finished           Cool! Can I read it?
  writing my novel   `___             ,
    yesterday.       ()..)          OO
                      ||           .||.
                 ____ |\ __________ dd _________



           Nope, I deleted it!        What?!
                         `___         ,
                         ()oo)      OO
                         .||.      -||-
       __________________ || ______ dd _______




Well, half-way through, the           Oh.
plot got too repetitive; `___         ,
nothing ever happened!   ()..)      OO
                         -||-       ||
                  _______ || ______ dd _______



 Or maybe I'd fallen asleep
  on the keyboard again. `___        *
                         (),,)      OO
                         -||-       ||
jg                 ______ || ______ dd ______

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Episode 432 (Sep. 9, 2003)
        Yeah, I work in            An animator, huh? Can't introduce
           animation.              you to my medieval friends; they'd
                  ` __              ,  burn you alive for necromancy!
                   '..     ..~    OO
                   .||.   .<<.   .||.
                 __ || ___ || ___ dd _____________________________


                What?              Whooosh! That went way over
                   `__              ,   your head, pal!
                   '..    ~..     OO
                    ||     >>    .||'
               ____ || ___ || ___ dd _________



      Why make stupid jokes        Actually... Yes. I didn't mean to
       that no one gets? Is        offend; I'm just training for the
  __   it like some kind `          ,   try-outs later this week.
  --'  of sport for you?  ~--     OO
  ||                      .>>.    ||
_ /| _____________________ || ___ dd ________



                        What?      Whooosh!
                          `         ,
                          ~..     OO
                           >>    .||'
jg________________________ || ___ dd _____________________

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Episode 433 (Sep. 11, 2003)
 I learned to play the                        ,,,
 harmonica; listen!  `OO                      ..'
                     ((                       ||
              ______ b b ____________________ /| ___



                          *wum-wu-wuuu*
                            *weeEEEeEeE*    ,,,
                         OO_                oo'
                        ((`'                ||
                         bb                 ||



     Yay! I finally hit that                    Yay! You finally
         tricky high note!                     , stopped playing!
                         `                  ,,,
                         OO_                ..'
                        -||'               -||-
                         bb                 ||



                I- What did                    Whatever -you- said;
                  you say?                     ,  I wasn't listening!
                         `                  ,,,
                         OO_                oo'
                         ||'               -||-
jg                       bb                 ||

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Episode 434 (Sep. 14, 2003)
 Could you help me out?              What does that mean?
When it comes to cooking,             ,  "Total idiot"?
I'm a total newbie.  `OO           ..~
                     ((           .<<.
     _______________ b b _________ || __



        You don't know what          Why should I?!
        "newbie" means?! `            ,
                          OO       ..~
                         -||-     -<<-
  _______________________ bb _____ || _________________________




            OK, I'll use              Haven't you already done
          it in a sentence.           ,  that twice just now?
                         `OO       ..~
                          ||      .<<.
                   ______ bb _____ || _______



Like this.. Mandy is a newbie      Are you making fun of me?
  to the word "newbie".  `          ,  'Cause if you are...
                          OO     --~
                         <||.   .<<.
jg                        bb     /|

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Episode 435 (Sep. 16, 2003)
 A DAY IN THE LIFE
 -----------------              ow.
                             __ ,        __
                            '.x         #..        /               /
                            ((           )|       // __  __  __   /
                             \\          |\      // / / / / / /  /
         _ _____________________________________// /_/ /_/ /_/  /______
             -----------------------------------'              '-------

                               *click*          *whimper*
                            _    *clickety*          ,,
                        /|  .#(/    *clack*         '.x
                  _  __,\|_.|(/                     .\/.
          ______ [_]-|'   |/_|_ ____________________ |\ _____


That'll be
 3.50.  `__      __      __     ,,,  ___,      __
        (..      ..#     x.'    -x    x.'     'x.
        ,||-/|_ .|(     (__)    //   .||.      ||
    ____ |||   | || ____ ||   _/ )_   || _____ LL _________



        You look like you've        A beautiful girl like me in this
          had a rough day.         town full of perverts? Do the math.
                       `,,,             __ ,
                        '..             --#
                        .||.            |(
jg                       ||             /|

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Episode 436 (Sep. 18, 2003)
What's going on?           I've been chatting with a girl on the
          `,,,             , Internet, and tomorrow we're meeting
           '..           OO    in real life for the first time!
            ||          -||-
       ____ |\ _________ dd ______



 I bet she's fat          How shallow of you! She's smart, witty, and
   and ugly!  `,,,         ,  she sent a picture already, wanna see?
               '~~       OO
               .||.     .||.
  _____________ || _____ dd ______________




     What? This is just a picture           I'm going on a date with
          of Angelina Jolie.   `,,,   _      ,   Angelina Jolie??
                                '..  |_)   @@
                              .//- _[__]  -||-
                    __________ ||  |   | _ dd ______________



               Err.. No, I think-           THIS IS GONNA BE SOO COOL!
                             `,,,     _        ,
                              '--    |_)     @@
                              .||. _[__]    ((
jg____________________________ ||  |   | __ b b ___________________

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Episode 437 (Sep. 21, 2003)
What if one's life had             Yeah?
 an episode guide?  `,,,            ,
                     '..          OO
                      ||         .||.
     ________________ |\ ________ dd __________



     Well.. You could read..          As I thought. You didn't have
       about your life.  `,,,         ,  anything profound to say.
                          '..       OO
                           ||      ((
           _______________ || ____ b b _____________



        Uhh... Yeah, but what            Please stop
           if I -did-?!  `,,,            ,  talking.
                          '..          OO
                          -||-         ||
                    ______ || ________ dd _____



   See how I added a twist and             Please stop
    made it a real -thinker-?           talking -forever-.
                          `,,,           ,
                           '..         OO
                          -//-         ||
jg                         ||          dd

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Episode 438 (Sep. 23, 2003)
LIFE ON THE ROAD...                           Here's your key. Welcome
                                              to the hotel California.
                                 ,,,               __ ,   ______
                                 '..     OO        ..'   |[][][]|
                                 .||.   .||.    _.-||____|[][][]|_
                     ____________ || ___ bb __ | |                | __


                                   We're doomed!
                          ,,,       ,
                          ..'     Oo
                          ||      ||
        _________________ /| ____ dd _________



             Whaddaya mean?         Haven't you heard the song?! "You
                       `,,,         , can check out any time you like
                        '..       OO     but you can never leave"!
                        .||.     .||.
                    ____ || _____ dd ____



     Dewdle dewdle -dwee-,          THIS IS NO TIME FOR
    dewdle dew, dededweede..         AIR GUITAR SOLOS!
                       `,,,         ,
                        '~~       @@
                        <||"     -||-
jg                       ||       dd

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Episode 439 (Sep. 25, 2003)
 So you're a hypochondriac?          No, I'm an antichondriac.
                   `              __ ,
                   ~..    OO      ..'
                   .>>.  .||.    .||.
          _________ || __ bb ____ || __________________


                What the heck         I always think I have the
                is that then?        opposite of whatever medical
                         `        __ ,  condition I actually have.
                   ~..    OO      ..'
                   .>>.  -||-    .||>
       ____________ || __ bb ____ || _____________________________


So, you're the opposite of an
antichondriac, but only if you
actually -are- an antichondriac.   *
                         `        __
                   ~--    OO      ..'
                   .>>.  .||.     ||
               ____ || __ bb ____ || _______


       You just drove    As if he wasn't
         him insane!        already!
                   `        ,      __
                   ~--    OO       oO'
                   .>>-  .||.       ))
jg                  ||    dd       ((

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Episode 440 (Sep. 28, 2003)
 I wrote a list of
my 10 worst traits.                     Why?
             `                          ,
              OO _                   ..~
             ((-//                  .<<.
             b b ___________________ ||


            OK, here goes.
        1. I'm self-centered.          Oh so that's why.
                          `             ,
                           OO _      ..~
                          .||//     .<<.
         _________________ bb ______ || _____



          B. I'm inconsistent.          Uhh..
                          `             ,
                           OO _      ..~
                          .||//     .<<.
             _____________ bb ______ || _________



        10. I'm lazy.
                  `       _
                   OO     ))         --~
                    ))-              <<
jg                 d d               ||

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