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Episode 441 (Sep. 30, 2003)
                 I think the brain's clusters are too big.
        ,,,       ,                      ___
        '..     OO                      |   |
         ||    ((                       |o  |
   _____ |\ __ b b _____________________|___|__

   \
____\                        Store a 1 kB file on a harddrive that has
_  |             Huh?       16 kB clusters. That file will use a whole
_| |               `,,,       ,  cluster. You'll have 15 kB of nothing.
_| |                '..     OO
   |                 ||    ((
   |--._____________ |\ __ b b ________________________________

             ,-----.
          ,-(       )
         (   `    ,  )             I think it's the same with thoughts.
          `,_\  \V/-'               Think small thoughts, and you'll
             \\/ /          ,,,       ,   waste brain space, right?
          '   | |  ______   '..     OO
              | |  )_____)_  ||    ((
          ., /  `. / \   / \ |\ __ b b _________________



               Uh.. I didn't understand       Exactly!
                 a word of that.   `,,,       ,
                                    '..     OO
                                     ||     -\\.
jg                                   ||      dd

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Episode 442 (Oct. 2, 2003)
So I'm making mobile phone games now.
They only have 256 colours, there can
only be 255 map tiles, which can only  ,,,
be 8x8 pixels in size...    `OO        ..'
                            <||.      .||.
              ______________ bb ______ || _______________



...the phones are slow, so the    That sucks!
frame rate is low, and the only       `,,,
sounds are beeps and MIDI!  `OO        ..'
                            -||-      .||.
                       _____ bb ______ || ____



                         What?      Why not make games for Xbox
                            `         `,,,   or Playstation?
                             OO        ..'
                             ||       .||.
                 ___________ bb ______ || ________



        Whoops. Can't talk to you,
           ,  you're an idiot.         ,,,
         OO                            oo'
          ))                           ||
jg       d d                           ||

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Episode 443 (Oct. 5, 2003)
    Hmm.. It's been ages           True.
  since our last adventure.         ,    ,,,   __
                    `OO           ..~    ..'   ..#
                    .||.         .<<.   .||.  .|(.
              ______ bb _________ || ___ || __ ||


   So let's go to Mars          Roadtrip! Yay!
 and meet some Martians!                `,,,   __
                    `OO           ^^~    ~~'   ~~#
                    -||-         -<<-   -||-  -|(-
       _____________ bb _________ || ___ || __ || _____

AND THUS...

    Are we there yet?    No.
    Are we there yet?    No.
    Are we there yet?    No.              |           .
                 `        |        *     -x-
            .    _______ ,                |              *        .
               _/___  \_\
       *      '-----`---'        .
                                            *
   .                                                 .

              .             Are we lost?                        *
        *                            `      Err.. Shut up.
                       .            _______ ,
                                  _/___  \_\               .
jg      .                        '-----`---'

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Episode 444 (Oct. 7, 2003)
_______________________________________        It's pretty cool having
                              /`--._   `--._    ,  a huge spaceship.
   ///                       /      `-._    `-._
  ///                       /           `.      `.                   .
                           /              `.      `.         .
__________________________/                 \       \
nleaded                   \                  \       \
el only                    \                  \_______\           *
__________________________  \                 /       /
 (_)                   _.'`. \_______________/_______/ `
__________________.---'  _.'\               / ____  /  Yeah.
____________________.---'    \             / /___/ /
                          _.'/            / /___/ /                  .
_____________________.---'  /____________/_/___/_/
                         _.'     _.'                  '        *
____________________.---'___.---'          .
x---------------------------------------------------------------------x
|       \       |                            o  __  o  \              |
|\       \      |        ........             `(oo)'    \         _.-'|
| \       \     |      ;  ______  :          o' [] `o    \    _.-'    |
|__\       \    |____ /  /------\  \____   _______________\.-'        |
|   \       \  /     /  /        \  \   \_/                        .  |
| .  \_______\/      \ |          | /   (o)                           |
|                     \| ........ |/    /       |       .             |
| Too bad we have no   ,' _______`.  .:'       -x-                    |
|  weapons to fight ` ; _/___  \_\ ::'          |                     |
| off space pirates. : '-----`---' ;                      *           |
|                     `...........' `            .                    |
|         *                         Yeah.                           jg|
x---------------------------------------------------------------------x

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Episode 445 (Oct. 9, 2003)
             Could've used the air lock..              _)/   __   \`.-
     ,,,              ,                   __      __ _) |   /__\   | \_
     'oo    ~..     OO                    =/_     =/_`-.|   _==_   |(_
     .||.   .>>.   .||.                  -\||    -\|| _/|   |[]|   |,-`
      ||     ||     bb         __________ || ____ || _ >_\__ db __/( __


                                      We are the robot space pirates!
                                    __ ,  Surrender your processing
     ,,,                           /_\\   __ power_immediately!
     '..    ~..     OO              =_    =/_     =/_
     .||.   .>>.   .||.             [|   -\||    -\||
   __ || ___ || ___ bb ____________ dd __ || ____ || ____


      Processing power?               Being robots, it is
        Our computers?              __ ,  our lifeblood.
     ,,,           `               /_\\   __      __
     '..    ~..     OO              =_    =/_     =/_
     .||.   .>>.   .||.             [|   -\||    -\||
      || ___ || ___ bb ____________ dd __ || ____ || _____________


OK. Without our ship computer       Well.. Brains count as processors,
 we'll be marooned in space,         and I'm afraid you'll be quite
 but at least we'll be alive.       __ ,   dead without those.
     ,,,            `              /_\\   __      __
     '..    ~..     OO              =_    =/_     =/_
      ||     >>     ||              [|   -\||    -\||
jg    ||     ||     bb              dd    ||      ||

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Episode 446 (Oct. 12, 2003)
Woah, wait. Before you kill us                     Well.. You summed it
and take our brains, aren't you                     up pretty well just
going to reveal your evil plan?                    __ ,  now, actually.
        ,,,       `                    __   __    /_\\
        '..  ~..   OO                  =/_  =/_    =_
         ||   >>  -||-                -\|| -\||    [|
      __ || _ || _ bb ________________ || _ || ___ dd _



                    Oh.. I..       KILL THEM AND TAKE
                      but            THEIR BRAINS! __
        ,,,          ,                 __   __   `/_\\
        'oo  ~oo   OO                  =/_  =/_    =_
         ||   >>   ||                 -\|| -\||   -[|
      __ || _ || _ bb ________________ || _ || ___ dd _


                     <  __    ___   >
             ___--  <    / /\  |  |  >  --___
                --  <   /_ \/  |  .  >  --
                     <              >


                I said "kill", not "disintegrate!"
               You've ruined perfectly good brains!__
                                       __   __   `/_\\
                                       =/_  =/_    o
                                       \||  \||   -[]-
jg     _,.;._.:\,_,OO.__               ||   ||     dd

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Episode 447 (Oct. 14, 2003)
Whew. Good thing I made   Yeah, your robot making
  robot copies of us.     skills came in handy. ,,,
              `OO                       `..~    ..'
              ((                        .<<.   .||.
          ___ b b ___,.;._.:\,_,OO._____ || ___ || __


Thanks. Too bad our organic             Wait, the -robot copies- were
 originals got vaporized.              vaporized. We're the originals.
               `                               `,,,   ..right?
                OO                       ..~    ..'
               .||.                     .<<.   .||.
             __ bb __,.;._.:\,_,OO._____ || ___ || __



                 Hmmm...
                  ,                             ,,,
                OO                       oo~    oo'
                ||                       <<     ||
_______________ bb __,.;._.:\,_,OO._____ || ___ || ___________________



      Yeah, that makes sense.
      You're probably right.             Probably?!
            ,                              ,   `,,,
          OO                             oO~    @@'
           ))                            <<     ||
jg        d d       _,.;._.:\,_,OO.__    ||     ||

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Episode 448 (Oct. 16, 2003)
                                      The space pirates looted most of
                        ,,,           , our equipment, but some things
                  ~..   '..         OO    are still operational...
                  .>>.  .||.       .||.
        __________ || __ || _______ dd ____________


         Our three holodecks!
                .--.   `                .--.   ,,,          .--.
                |  |    OO         ..~  |  |   ..'          |  |
                |  |   -||-       .<<.  |  |  .||.          |  |
    ___________ |  | __ bb _______ || _ |  | _ || _________ |  | ___



By escaping reality, we
won't go insane and kill     Works for me.       Yay! My own holodeck!
   each other.  .--. `             `    .--.          `,,,  .--.
                |  |  OO            ~.. |  |           '~~  |  |
                |  |   ))            >> |  |           -||- |  |
    ___________ |  |  d d __________ |\ |  | __________ |\  |  | ___



 Yay. My own door to  - - I think I'll skip the insanity  - - - - - - -
  one big holodeck.  | |  and kill Nerd Boy right away.    | | | | | |
 - - - - .--.`,,,   - - - -  .--.    ,  - - - - -    .--. - - - - - - -
  | | |  |##| '..  | | | | | |##| ~..  | | | | | OO  |##|  | | | | | |
 - - -   |##|  ||   - - - -  |##| .>>.  - - - -  ||  |##|   - - - - - -
  | |    |##|  ||    | | |   |##|  ||    | | |   dd  |##|    | | | | |

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Episode 449 (Oct. 19, 2003)
AT THE HOLODECK...      /     \  /\
                       /       \/  \                              /\
_   Nerd Boy,   ,---._/         \   _ Fan Boy, did you start     /__\/\
 '.is that you? __    `.           /| , a fantasy program?_______ ||/__
   \        / `(..      \         OO'       __.-----.__,-'       `': ||
    '._    /  (|||/      \        " \    ,-'           '-.          `:|
       '-./____ || ______________ |_\\                    `           \


 Yeah! Don't I look     /       Yes.. What inspired
  cool as a knight?    /        you to make me the                /\
_ Look at my sword! ._/      _ silliest wizard ever?             /__\/\
 '.           ` __    `.    /| ,                          _______ ||/__
   \        /  (.. |    \  OO'              __.-----.__,-'       `': ||
    '._    / (|-||-T     \ " \          _,-'           '-.          `:|
       '-./____ || _______ |_\\ ______.'                  `           \


    What do you mean?        _ I mean the silly beard,
               `__          /| ,  the silly hat, the
               (..         OO'     silly cape. Why?!
              (|||/        " \
            ___ || _______ |_\\ ______


I thought you'd             _  A WAND WITH A          ,~ Move over.
   like it.   ` __         /| , STAR ON IT?!         /| ,  My turn.
               (..      * OO'                       --~
              (|||/     |-" \                      .<<.
jg              ||        |_\\                      |_\

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Episode 450 (Oct. 21, 2003)
                       Are you a            That's what I'd
                      wizard too? _       ,~ like to know.
                   __            `|\     /| ,
                  (..             OO    --~
                 (|||/           / "    <<
               ___ || ________  //_| __ |_\ ___


  She's the fair                  "Fair maiden"?
maiden! Look at her            ,~ Helpless twit?! _
hat-flag-thingy!  `__         /| ,               /|
                  (..  /     --~                OO'
                 (|||-y      <<                 " \
             _____ || ______ /_\ ______________ |_\\ ___


It was that or Amazon
warrior. That outfit           ,~ Oh.             _
 would.. well..   `__         /| ,               /|
                  (..        ..~                OO'
                 (|||/       <<                 " \
             _____ || ______ /_\ ______________ |_\\ ___


        ..reveal your                               And that's the last
          fat calves.          ,~                 _ we ever saw of poor
                  `__         /|                 /|,   old Fan Boy.
                  (..        --~                OO'
                 (|||/       <<                 " \
jg                 ||        /_\                |_\\

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