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Episode 461 (Nov. 16, 2003)
Do you think events in time             Diverge. Everything matters; a
  converge or diverge? ` ___         __ ,  butterfly flapping it wings
                        ()..)        ..#     might cause a typhoon.
                         ||         .|(.
            ____________ |\ ________ || _________


I think things converge, so
all major events remain even            But.. If you don't affect the
if you go back in time and `___      __ ,  world, you needn't exist.
  try to change things.    ()..)     ..#
                           .||.     .|(.
                   ________ || _____ || _________



   Good point! I'll go                 That's selfish! If the world is
  kill myself right now!               divergent, you might be ruining
                     `___            __ ,   it for the rest of us!
                     (~~()           ..#
                      .\\.          -|(-
         _____________ < \ _________ || ________________



                    Oh.                 Well -excuse me- for
                     `___            __ ,  saving your life!
                     (,,()           --#
                       ||            |(
jg                     ||            ||

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Episode 462 (Nov. 18, 2003)
    You know what really bugs          Huh? What?
     me about you, Linda?  `,,,     __ ,
                            '..     ..#
                            .||.   .|(.
     _______________________ || ___ || __________________


                       Nothing!        If you want our relationship to
                           `,,,     __ ,  work, you should tell me if
                            '..     ..#  there's some kind of problem.
                            -||-   .|(.
                       _____ || ___ || ___


What? No! It's just a cute thing to
say! "What bugs me?" "Nothing!" See?
                          |        Yeah right.
                  Ask Nerd Boy!        |
                           `,,,     __ ,
    OO                      '..     --#
   ((                       -||.   <|(>
__ b b _____________________ || ___ || ___


You should be more       What?!
 honest about your      SHUT UP!
  feelings, man.            `,,,              __
         `OO                 oo'             #--
         .||.               -||-              )|
jg        bb                 ||               |\

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Episode 463 (Nov. 20, 2003)
                             Where the heck
                             is everybody?
                                ,
                              OO
                             .||.
    _________________________ db _________________________________



  Hey, is this the dream where I'm the last person
    on Earth, and I jump off the roof and fly?
                               `OO
                               ((
    __________________________ b b _______________________________



    *..YES IT IS.. S.. s..*        Cool! I'll go jump off the
                                    ,   roof right now!
                                  OO
                                 -||-
    _____________________________ db _____________________________



You're cruel.    Hey, it's not my fault
      ` __       ,  he's so gullible.
       #--    ~^^                                              __   OO
       .)|.   .>>.                                            --  q//
jg_____ || ___ || _________________________________________________ b

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Episode 464 (Nov. 23, 2003)
       That's why I strive to become      But.. That isn't even
         a totally rational person!         a rational goal!
                                 `       __ ,
                                  OO/    ..#
                                 .||    -|(-
                      ___________ bb ___ || ____________


    Exactly! The brain itself can't
     remove its own irrationality
     using an irrational system. `       __
                                  OO     ..#
                                 .||-   .|(.
                      ___________ bb ___ || ____________


        Our obsolete genetic luggage
         can only be totally removed
          using a rational system!       __
                                 `OO     ..#
                                 -||-   .|(.
                      ___________ bb ___ || ____________


       That's why I strive to become
         a totally rational person!
                                 `       __
                                  OO/    --#
                                 .||     |(
jg                                bb     ||

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Episode 465 (Nov. 25, 2003)
And since Strong Bad won't          Oh shut up, Nerd Boy. Only
answer that question, they         you would find that amusing.
asked the Internet Oracle!         ,
                        `OO     ~--
                        <||.     >>
                   _____ bb ____ |\ _____



        Oh? What about the
         person who wrote          *
          the question? `OO       ~..
                        -||-      .>>.
                 _______ bb ______ || _______________



Or the many fans of
Strong Bad and the
Internet Oracle? `OO              ~oo
                   ))              >>
         ________ d d ____________ || ____________________



       _  .-----------.                   I'm sorry. We offer no
___   /_\ |ACME TRAVEL|                __ , one-way intergalactic
||||   |  |  AGENCY   |    ~oo      __ ..'   trips at this time.
||||   |  `-----------'    .>>.   _((_|||
|o_|jg |                    ||   |__|_|||

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Episode 466 (Nov. 27, 2003)
                   What's up?            I got a Dolby 5.1 system
                          `,,,           ,  for my computer, and
                           '..         OO  it really freaks me out.
                            ||        .||.
                ___________ |\ _______ dd __________


                          How so?      Like, in Broken Sword 3 there's
                               `       occasional scratching noises in
                                ,,,      ,   the back speakers, as if
                                '..    OO   something's following you.
                                .||.  .||>
                      __________ || __ dd ________________


                   Really? Neat!
                 But.. It's weird.      What is?
                               `,,,      ,
                                '..    OO
                                .||.  .||.
                 _______________ || __ dd _____



 I didn't hear anything, and I was
 watching you play the whole time.
                               `,,,     *
                                '..    Oo
                      *scratch* <||    ||
jg                     *scratch* ||    dd

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Episode 467 (Nov. 30, 2003)
     I'm bored.           Why? You have
           `           __ ,  lots to do!
            O          ..#
         |_(.______   -|(-
    ____ | |b|    | __ || ____



      Like what?          Finishing your thesis, doing your Japanese
           `           __ ,  homework, writing your history report,
            O          ..#   programming your mobile phone game, or
         |_(.______   .|(> whatever other hobby project you got going.
     ___ | |b|    | __ || ____________




                       __
            O          ..#
         |_(.______   .|(.
  ______ | |b|    | __ || __________________________________________




            I'm bored.
             ,         __
            O          --#
         |_(.______    |(
jg       | |b|    |    ||

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Episode 468 (Dec. 2, 2003)
              'sup?                Not much. Just saw "Bill & Ted's
                  `,,,              ,  Excellent Adventure" again.
                   '..            OO
                    ||             ))
              _____ |\ __________ d d ________



      Yeah, that movie is          You've seen "Bill & Ted's
       excellent, man. `,,,        ,  Bogus Journey," right?
                        '..      OO
                        .||.    .||.
                    ____ || ____ dd _____



       That movie was bogus.     What? It.. Hey, why are you
                       `,,,        ,  just repeating words
                        '..      OO     from the title?
                        .||.    -||-
                 _______ || ____ dd ______




 That movie was repetitive,         Yeah, I'll go have a more rewarding
  but in a good way!   `,,,          ,  conversation with a chatbot.
                        '..        OO
                        .||.      ((
jg                       ||       b b

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Episode 469 (Dec. 4, 2003)
                                      I don't like to plan my life,
                              _       ,   because you never know
                             "..    OO   what the future may hold.
                             .||.  .||>
                         ____ || __ dd _______



                                      Planning restricts your will,
                              _       ,  quenching your creativity.
                             "..    OO
                             .||.  -||-
     ________________________ || __ dd _______



                                      I refuse to become
                              _       , a mindless robot!
                             "..   \OO
                             .||.   ||.
            _________________ || __ dd _______




Look, the report should've been      FASCIST!
 done by yesterday. You're  ` _      ,
    failing the course.      "--   @@
                             .||.  -\\.
jg                            ||    dd

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Episode 470 (Dec. 7, 2003)
So have you bought all your      What the heck happened to
   Christmas presents? `,,,      ,  the spirit of giving?!
                        '..    OO
                        .||.  .||.
              __________ || __ dd _____________



                     What?       What about cherishing
                       `,,,      ,  someone's gratitude?!
                        '..    OO
                        .||.  -||-
                ________ || __ dd _________



                     But..     Now you're making me BUY MY OWN GIFTS,
                        `       instead of GIVING me something for
                        ,,,     ,  Christmas?! That's INSANE!
                        'oo   @@
                         ||   -\\-
                ________ || __ dd _________



    I meant -your- gifts         What? I'm not giving
    to -other- people! `,,,      ,  anything away.
                        'oo    OO
                        -||-   ||
jg                       ||    dd

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