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Episode 481 (Jan. 1, 2004)
                                 Why do people always believe all
                       ,,,        ,  the stupid New Year's hype?
                       '..      OO
                        ||     .||.
           ____________ || ____ dd ___


                                As if this year is gonna be different!
                               Like we're all suddenly new people now!
                       ,,,        ,
                       '..      OO
                        ||     -||-
               ________ || ____ dd ________



         -I'm- a new person.      Really.
                      `,,,        ,
                       '..      OO
                       .||.    .||.
                 ______ || ____ dd ____________



My New Year's resolutions make       Makes sense. You if anyone was
  me feel totally reborn!              certainly born yesterday.
                      `,,,                ,
                       '^^              OO
                       -||-            ((
jg                      ||             b b

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Episode 482 (Jan. 4, 2004)
 So you finally finished                Yeah. Now I just need to write
 your QuestBook project?                a "choose-your-own-adventure"
                    `,,,                  ,  so I can demonstrate it.
                     '..                OO
                   |_((  ________        ))
          ________ | |\\ |      | _____ d d _______



        Hey! I could help!           You could? Do you have any
                    `,,,              ,  writing experience?
                     '..            OO
                   |_((. ________  .||.
                   | |\\ |      | _ dd _________________


 Well.. I've written              Oh come on! That's crap!
 some fanfiction.. `,,,               ,
                    '..             OO
                   |((   ________  -||-
           _______ |"|\\ |      | _ dd ______



      Oh yeah? What have -you-          ... Shut up, we've got
     written that's so awesome?!        an adventure to write.
                    `,,,                   ,
                     '--                 OO
                   |_((- ________       ((
jg                 | |\\ |      |       b b

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Episode 483 (Jan. 6, 2004)
--------------------------------------------------------------.
 The castle looms eerily ahead of you, its precious treasures |
 well hidden within. But how will you get in? Will you climb- |
-------------------------------------------------------------.(
     __                       /\     /\     |  BOOOORING!      \
    (..                      ( _)   (  )    |      `,,,         \
    .\\_                  ()  ||_____||  () |       '--         OO
 ____ ) ` ____            ||  ||     ||  || |     |_(( _________.))_|
              `-. _______ ||"""""""""""""|| |  __ | |\\|       |dd| | _
                 `.       ||    .--.     || |
                   \      ||____|##|_____|| |
                    \                       |
                     `-.____________________|
------------------------------------------------.
 A guard is patrolling down this corridor! Luck |
 has taken you this far, but you need skill to- |
-----------------------------------------------.(   Skipping the intro
            (       __           |            |  \  and jumping to the
           (,) |   [==]     \  |\|            |   \ action? That sucks!
           /   |   |)|,      \  \|_  __       |    ,,,         `
___|___   y    |    |\        \ ||_| oo)      |    '..          O
_|___|__       |               \ |   -))-     |  |_((._________ -)_|
___|___|____.-'_________________`--- /( ------|  | |\\|       | d| |


                 -You- suck!          Three cheers
                       `,,,           , for creative
                        '--          O   differences.
                      |_(( _________  )_|
jg                    | |\\|       | d| |

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Episode 484 (Jan. 8, 2004)
  | Just as you're nearly done picking the lock to the |
  | treasury, you hear the unmistakable grumbling of a |
  | guard on patrol. You'll have to hide, and quickly! (
  '----------------------------------------------------.\
########::::' . ' . ':::::####  __    |                 `\
######::::' .   (   . '::::### [==]   |      ,,,
#####::::' .   (,)   . .::::##--|(|---|      '..          OO
####:::---. .  /    . ':::###"  /|    |    |_((  _________,))_|
##__::|   |.  y   . ':::::#"          |_   | |\\ |       |dd| | ____
#(oo :|o  |:.' .':.::::''             |_|_
.((. :|___|::::::'''                  |___|_
  )\                                  |_|___|_
                                      |___|____________



                 Into the              "The dimly lit corridor splits
                 corridor!              off to the left and right."
                        `,,,            ,
                         '..          OO
                       |_((  _________,))_|
                 _____ | |\\ |       |dd| | _________



                     Left!               "You-" Hey, write your part
                        `,,,             ,  instead of playing mine!
                         '..           OO
                       |_((  _________ -))_|
jg                     | |\\ |       | dd| |

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Episode 485 (Jan. 11, 2004)
Fan Boy is            You figured that out
 a moron.             ,  all by yourself?
   `OO             ..~
   ((             .<<.
__ b b ___________ || __


This isn't about me!    Talking about him
We're trashtalking    behind his back?! You
  Fan Boy now.        ,  can't do that!
         `OO       ..~
         -||-     .<<.
  _______ bb _____ || _____



  You're right..    Do it to his face, like this:
         |          Nerd Boy says you're a moron!
         `              ,                ,,,
          OO         ~..                 oo'
         ((           >>                 ||
     ____ bb ________ |\ _______________ /| ___________



                                                   See? Everybody wins!
           *                           ,,,            ,
          OO                           --'         ~^^
          ||                           ||           >>
jg_______ bb _________________________ || _________ |\ ______

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Episode 486 (Jan. 13, 2004)
    And then.. Some    Totally.           You're still working on that
    blob monsters?        `,,,            ,  silly adventure? When is
               `OO         ..'         ..~   your project due anyway?
             |_((. ________ ))_|       <<
   _________ | |bb |      |//| | _____ /| _______


   I'm not sure..
   What's today?      The 14th.
              |           `,,,
               `OO         ..'       ..~
             |_((  ________.))_|    .<<.
      ______ | |bb |      |//| | ___ || _______



                *          ,,,
                oO         ..'       --~
             |_((  ________ ))_|     <<
         ___ | |bb |      |//| | ___ || ___


 LATER, AT THE UNIVERSITY...
 ____________
|QuestBook   And that concludes       Excellent. Now please leave,   __
|::::...    my internet project     you're disturbing my psychology  .'
|::::::..   ,  presentation.           _ ,  seminar. _   .''______ __ )
'-------- OO -'   _                   .."            .#__ )/______// /|
         .||. __,//_                 .||.         __ |//_/|
jg        bb | |____|                 ||         // /

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Episode 487 (Jan. 15, 2004)
Did your presentation go well?         No. And it's all
               `,,,                     ,  your fault!
                '..                   OO
                 ||                    ))
        ________ |\ _________________ d d ___________



              -My- fault?             Yeah! I wish you
                     `,,,             ,  didn't exist!
                      '..           OO
                      .||'         -||>
             _________ || _________ dd _______



                       |
                 `.  _  ,-. ,'
                    ( `    )        @@
                 - , *POOF!*  -     ||
         _________ `--'  .__) _____ dd ____________



     Can't sleep    With Nerd Boy laughing like           MUAHAHAHAHAA!
       either?     that in his sleep? Who could?           I'M FREE!
       _ ,                     `,,,                         FREEEE!
      #..                       --'
     |_)|   _______  _|          ))
jg   | |\>  |     | | |          /|

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Episode 488 (Jan. 18, 2004)
    Turns out the game                          Really?
     we wrote is  `,,,                           ,  _
     really good.  '..                          O  |_)
                    ||                       |_(._[__]
               ____ |\ _____________________ | |b|   |



    Yeah, we got an offer                       Wh..
    from a publisher,  `,,,                      ,  _
     and I accepted.    '..                     O  |_)
                        .||.                 |_( _[__]
                  ______ || ________________ | |b|   |



            You wanna meet             They're -here-? Who is it?
            our publisher?            Sierra? Nintendo? This is so
                       `,,,            ,  exciting I_could scream!
                        '..          OO            |_)
                        -||.         ||       _  _[__]
                     ___ || ________ dd __ __|_  |   |



  Y0, N3RD D00D.                       GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
         `,,,           ,,,               ,
           --           '..             @@
          .\\.          ,||>            -))
jg        _( \_          ||             dd

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Episode 489 (Jan. 20, 2004)
                     I will NOT work for YOU!
                      ,,,      `            ,,,
                       --       OO          ..'
                  ___.((.___    -\\.       .||.
  _______________||    \>_  |___ dd _______ || ____________


                                       Why not?!
                              He's EVIL!  |
                                   |   Hey, he's my brother!
                              That too!   |
                      ,,,          ,       `,,,
                       --        OO         --'
                  ___.((.___    .||.       <||>
         ________||    \>_  |___ bb _______ || ______


   0K. W3'LL F1ND 4N0TH3R   What?! You're not getting
      L33D PR0GR4MM3R.       rid of me that easily!
                     \,,,          ,        ,,,
                       --        OO         ..'
                  ___.((.___    -||-       .||.
             ____||    \>_  |___ dd _______ || ___


Come on! We have
  work to do!          ,,,                  ,,,
           `OO         ~~                   ..'
            -))   ___ .//> _                ||
jg          d d  ||  _/ )_  |               ||

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Episode 490 (Jan. 22, 2004)
                      WHAT?
                      , _
                     O |_)
                 |_ /_[__]
         _______ | |b|   | ______



According to this, your company               Y3P.
"DoodWares Inc." owns all the                   \ ,,,
rights to our adventure!  `OO _                   --
                          ((-//                  .//.
            _____________ b b _________________ _/ )_


            __
            )_)   That is outrageous! I      W04H..
       ,,,    ``  never agreed to that!         \ ,,,
       '``                        `OO             --
        ||                        -||-            //
    ___ |\ _______________________ bb _________ _/ )_ ___



DoodWares Inc. just got sued
because the game infringes on     It's all yours!
Thief, Prince of Persia `,,,         ,            ,,,
and Dungeons & Dragons.  '..       @@             --
                          ||       ||-            //
jg   ,-.                  |\       bb           _( \_

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