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Order by date | Order by rating Watch as I toss up this With your big mouth, it
grape and catch it shouldn't be much of
in my mouth! ` , a challenge.
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Tadaaa! I didn't mean it
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, I learned to catch Let's see it.
a grape in my mouth, `,,, ,
just like you did! '.. OO
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OK, here goes.
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It worked when Visiting hours are
I practiced it. o--. Sure. over, young man!
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Order by date | Order by rating I've come to the conclusion that you
tend to become aggressive instead of What?!
admitting your feelings toward me. ,
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In other words, you hit Wh.. You're sick!
me because you love me. ,
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Lately though, you EEEEW! Shut up NOW,
haven't hit me much. , or I'll...
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You're gonna hit me? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
So you DO love me! ,
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Order by date | Order by rating I played Dance Dance Revolution today.
It's exhausting! It killed me! I'm dead!
But you're right there. |
`,,, I'm a ghost!
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Woah. Punch me! Huh? OK...
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Ooof!
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Ow! Ghosts are harder You're a bigger idiot
than I thought! `,,, , than I thought.
'oo OO
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Order by date | Order by rating I have a new theory: I'm the
only conscious creature, ,,,
so I should only `OO ..'
care about myself. (( .||.
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The only thinking conscious creature
I -know- exists is myself. OK, you might
argue that people think since they act
kinda like me. Your premise is reversed:
-I- act like -them-, since I was brought
up that way. So you're wrong; no one ,,,
else is a thinking creature. `OO ..'
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Huh?
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Case in point.
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Order by date | Order by rating Where were you yesterday? *yawn* Whaddaya mean?
`,,, , I was right here.
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No, you were here Thursday.
| Thursday was yesterday.
No, yesterday was Friday. |
It's Saturday today. I was asleep a
`,,, , whole DAY?
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But now that you're awake,
we can hang out and watch
TV and play games and.. `,,,
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Where are you going? Back to bed.
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Order by date | Order by rating Thanks for No problem.
the lift. , _____
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\ I should learn how to drive,
\ but I feel so out of control
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And that freaks me out. So you'd rather take a bus
I'm a major control freak. , and have no control at all?
`OO ..~ That doesn't make sense!
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So, you want some kind of
payment for driving lessons,
or how would that work? Are
you free on Fridays? `OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating You asked Mandy to give you Yeah?
driving lessons? `,,, ,
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That's a disaster! Girls can't do What? You got
several things at once! How is it backwards!
she supposed to teach while `,,, ,
keeping an eye on traffic? '.. OO
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Huh? It's -guys- who can't do several
`,,, , things at the same time.
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For example, Mr. Fan Boy
here can't talk and think Have fun.
at the same time. ` ,,, ,
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey... Been taking driving
Have you.. lessons with Mandy? Yes,
`,,, , and I crashed her car.
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OK, stop joking I'm serious. It's weird though,
around, man. she wasn't mad. She just left.
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Yeah, that sorta brings me You weren't wondering about
back to what I was actually the lesson? Then what?
trying to ask you. `,,, ,
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Have you seen
your computer?
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Order by date | Order by rating It has to be some sort Whatever.
of space-time rift! ` ,:::. ,;;;. ,
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| Look! It's fantastic! ` _ __
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| | a wall.. I'll call it ,
| | "the fourth wall"! `OO --~
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| | | Whatta.. It's gone! Finally.
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