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Episode 491 (Jan. 25, 2004)
   Watch as I toss up this         With your big mouth, it
     grape and catch it             shouldn't be much of
       in my mouth!  `              ,  a challenge.
                      OO         ..~
                     .||o       .<<.
          ___________ bb _______ || ______________


                        o
                        '

                      OO         ..~
                     .||'       .<<.
   __________________ bb _______ || ____________________



                        |
                    OO  o
                    (____,       oo~
                     \\         .<<.
              _______ bb _______ || ______



                  Tadaaa!         I didn't mean it
                     `             ,  literally...
                      OO         oo~
                     -||-        <<
jg                    bb         ||

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Episode 492 (Jan. 27, 2004)
Hey, I learned to catch             Let's see it.
a grape in my mouth, `,,,            ,
 just like you did!   '..          OO
                      .||o          ))
                ______ |\ ________ d d _________


              OK, here goes.
                        `,,,
                         '..      OO
                         .||o    .||.
           ______________ || ____ dd _____________


                            o
                            '
                         ,,,
                         '``      OO
                         .||'     ||
                _________ || ____ dd ________




It worked when                            Visiting hours are
I practiced it. o--.    Sure.              over, young man!
         `,,,   | \|     ,                __ ,
       .--'.#  _|.-'.  OO                ../
       ||(_\\_//_|||| .||.                99
jg     |  |      |  |  dd                c c

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Episode 493 (Jan. 29, 2004)
I've come to the conclusion that you
tend to become aggressive instead of      What?!
admitting your feelings toward me.        ,
                  `OO                  ..~
                  ((                  .<<.
                  b b ________________ || ______________________



       In other words, you hit     Wh.. You're sick!
       me because you love me.      ,
                         `OO      oo~
                         <||.     <<
               __________ bb ____ || ____________________



     Lately though, you       EEEEW! Shut up NOW,
    haven't hit me much.        ,  or I'll...
                    `OO      --~
                    ((      -<<.
        ____________ bb ____ || ________



You're gonna hit me?                 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
 So you DO love me!                           ,
                 `OO               __ __   ~oo
                 -||-            - _-__ - _>>-
jg                bb                -- --   \

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Episode 494 (Feb. 1, 2004)
                               I played Dance Dance Revolution today.
                              It's exhausting! It killed me! I'm dead!
         But you're right there.  |
                        `,,,    I'm a ghost!
                         '..      `OO
                         .||.       ))
          _______________ || _____ d d ___________________


            Woah. Punch me!       Huh? OK...
                        `,,,       ,
                         '..     OO
                         -||-   .||.
                 ________ || ___ dd _______________



                    Ooof!
                       `,,,
                        'xx OO
                      *- ((-||
             ____________ \\dd ____________



 Ow! Ghosts are harder       You're a bigger idiot
  than I thought!   `,,,      ,  than I thought.
                     'oo    OO
                     ((     ||
jg                    >>    dd

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Episode 495 (Feb. 3, 2004)
 I have a new theory: I'm the
  only conscious creature,            ,,,
   so I should only   `OO             ..'
  care about myself.  ((             .||.
                  ___ b b ___________ || _______


 The only thinking conscious creature
I -know- exists is myself. OK, you might
 argue that people think since they act
kinda like me. Your premise is reversed:
-I- act like -them-, since I was brought
up that way. So you're wrong; no one  ,,,
else is a thinking creature. `OO      ..'
                             <||.    .||.
                           __ bb ____ || __


                                    Huh?
                                     `,,,
                              OO      ..'
                             .||.     ||
 ____________________________ bb ____ || _____________________________


                    Case in point.
                     , Thank you.     ,,,
                   OO                 ..'
                    ))                ||
jg                 d d                ||

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Episode 496 (Feb. 5, 2004)
 Where were you yesterday?             *yawn* Whaddaya mean?
                `,,,                    ,  I was right here.
                 '..                  OO
                  ||                  `))
        _________ |\ ________________ d d ________


         No, you were here Thursday.
                        |          Thursday was yesterday.
          No, yesterday was Friday.  |
            It's Saturday today.    I was asleep a
                        `,,,         ,  whole DAY?
                         '..       OO
                         .||.     .||.
                  _______ || _____ dd ______


But now that you're awake,
we can hang out and watch
TV and play games and.. `,,,
                         '~~       OO
                         -||-      ||
      ___________________ || _____ dd __


         Where are you going?                   Back to bed.
                        `,,,                      ,
                         '..                    OO
                         -||-                  ((
jg                        ||                   b b

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Episode 497 (Feb. 8, 2004)
                             Thanks for       No problem.
                              the lift.          ,              _____
                                    `OO       ~..             _/__|__\
                                    .||.      .>>-   *click*,'_   | _ \
                           _________ bb ______ || __________`(_)--'(_)'


                    \    I should learn how to drive,
                     \   but I feel so out of control
     _________________\     in the driver's seat.
           ___      |         ,
          |_|_|     |       OO           ..~
          |_|_|     |        ))          <<
jg__________________|--.___ d d ________ /| ____



  And that freaks me out.          So you'd rather take a bus
 I'm a major control freak.        ,  and have no control at all?
                       `OO       ..~  That doesn't make sense!
                       <||.     -<<-
               ________ bb _____ || _____


 So, you want some kind of
payment for driving lessons,
or how would that work? Are
 you free on Fridays?  `OO       --~
                        ||       <<
                        bb       ||

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Episode 498 (Feb. 10, 2004)
You asked Mandy to give you             Yeah?
   driving lessons?   `,,,              ,
                       '..            OO
                        ||            ||
            ___________ |\ __________ dd _______________


That's a disaster! Girls can't do       What? You got
several things at once! How is          it backwards!
she supposed to teach while `,,,        ,
keeping an eye on traffic?   '..      OO
                             -||-    .||.
                _____________ || ____ dd _______



                          Huh?         It's -guys- who can't do several
                            `,,,        ,   things at the same time.
                             '..      OO
                             .||.    .||>
 ____________________________ || ____ dd ___________



    For example, Mr. Fan Boy
   here can't talk and think                  Have fun.
      at the same time. `    ,,,              ,
                         ~-- 'oo            OO
                         .>>. ||           ((
jg                        ||  ||           b b

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Episode 499 (Feb. 12, 2004)
                    Hey...                   Been taking driving
                   Have you..               lessons with Mandy? Yes,
                         `,,,               , and I crashed her car.
                          '..             OO
                           ||              ))
                      ____ |\ ___________ d d ________


              OK, stop joking          I'm serious. It's weird though,
                around, man.           she wasn't mad. She just left.
                          `,,,          ,
                           '~~        OO
                           -||-        ))
                  _________ || ______ dd ______


   Yeah, that sorta brings me          You weren't wondering about
   back to what I was actually          the lesson? Then what?
     trying to ask you.   `,,,          ,
                           '..        OO
                           .||.      .||.
jg_________________________ || ______ dd __________


                   Have you seen
                   your computer?
                          `,,,
                 (         '..        @@
    _    _,-;.  _ )        -||.       ||
 __|_    |   | ('-,         ||        dd

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Episode 500 (Feb. 15, 2004)
    It has to be some sort                  Whatever.
    of space-time rift! ` ,:::.        ,;;;. ,
                          "-0(0        -)-)\\
                           \_o/        \-_()))
                         _,:_(__        )_,;.
                        (        ,_/   ;     `.
    ___________________/_,..  _ // ___(_(___.__\____________________kmr
   |
   |
   |    But we can see ourselves!
   |    Look! It's fantastic! ` _        __
   |                           -OO      --\)''<
   |                       ,,  |/        \|
   |   ____________________ \V/ _\ ____ <<\\ __________________________
   |  |                          \\
   |  |                           `\
   |  |
   |  |
   |  |    It's like.. a panel, or         Sure.
   |  |     a wall.. I'll call it          ,
   |  |      "the fourth wall"!  `OO     --~
   |  |   ______________________ -||- __ << ___________________________
   |  |  |
   |  |  |
   |  |  |
   |  |  |     Whatta.. It's gone!              Finally.
   |  |  |     It's back to normal!             ,
   |  |  |                       `OO         ~--
   |  |  |                        ||          >>
jg |  |  |                        bb          |\

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