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Episode 511 (Mar. 11, 2004)
 ..feels like he doesn't care.       You do? Then why are you
I'm so glad I have a gay friend      talking to me about it?
to talk with about   ` __       ___ ,
this kind of stuff.   #~~      (..()
                      .)|.      .||.
                 _____ || ______ || ____




                    Oh.
                     ` __       ___
                      #..      (..()
                       )|       .||.
______________________ || ______ || ______________________________



  By the way, have you              No, he's been
  seen Nerd Boy lately?             gone for days.
                     ` __       ___ ,
                      #..      (..()
                      .)|.      .||.
jg____________________ || ______ || ____________________



        Help?
            `  pp
         ____ //_____

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Episode 512 (Mar. 14, 2004)
                                        ;:::::::::::::::.        -- (
                                       .::::':::::::::::::           `-
          It's finally starting        ;:::_ ::'  :,-:::::         /  |
          to look like spring.        ;/,---. :() /::::::'
                        `OO           ':::'  ):  /': :' :
                        ((             ':   /   (    :  '
jg_____________________ b b _______\,____,-'_____\,,
                                                   `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                     ~  ~      ~

    Ah-HA!      Huh? Who are you?!
       `,,_               ` ' /
        "oO                OO -
       .//-               .||.
______ < \ _______________ dd ____________



  Do not play the fool,
 Dr. Nerd Boy. I daresay
 it doesn't become you. `,,_
                         "oO@@
                        .// //
         _______________ ||dd _______________________



  You are the Nerd Boy who has
 built a time travelling machine
for the sole purpose of harassing
your future self, are you not?
                    `_,,
                     Oo"   OO
                      \\.  ||
   __________________ /| _ dd ____



                             Well..
                ,,_          ,
                "oO        OO
               .//         ||
       ________ || _______ dd ______



                  I KNEW IT!
                        `,,_
                         "oO@@
                        .//-//
           _____________ ||dd ___________



Ta-ta, Dr...
 For now...
    `,,_
     "oO                    @@
      \\.                   //
      /|                   dd

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Episode 513 (Mar. 16, 2004)
              Hello.               ACH! What is with the
                 ` _                ,  constant sneaking?!
                  ".O             OO
                 .((            -((-
          ______ | bb ___________ bb _______


 I take it this is when I           You know, I mean.. I will know
 had just met Dr. Spivak?           that weird guy in the future?
                   ` _              ,
                    ".O           OO
                   .((           -||.
          _______ ( b b _________ dd _______


 Well, obviously. You just        You know what I mean. Stop
   met him, didn't you?            being such a smart-alec.
                      ` _           ,
                       ".O        OO
                      .((        .||.
          ___________ | bb ______ dd _______


  I'm you from the future!
-You- stop being a smart-alec,          That's it,
and I'll never have been one!           good-bye.
                      ` _                ,
                       "~O             OO
                      .((            -((.
        jg___________ | bb __________ b b __

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Episode 514 (Mar. 18, 2004)
    The past me should have            I might, if the future me
     listened to my elders._           ,  weren't a smart-alec.
                         `".O        OO
                         .((        .||.
                 _______ | bb ______ dd ________


 Look, Dr. Spivak is insane.
 He says I stole his ideas
 before he thought of them._
                         `".O        OO
                         .((        .||.
               _________ | bb ______ dd _____________


     I think he'll try to exact
    his revenge on you, the past      Is it really
   version of myself, to pre-empt      alleged?
     my alleged pre-emptive_theft.     ,
                         `".O        OO
                         .((         ||
                     ___ | bb ______ dd ______


         Gotta go. Look
         out for Spivak!
            _ ,
           O."                       --
            )).                      ||
jg________ d d ) ___________________ dd ____________

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Episode 515 (Mar. 21, 2004)
                                  Hmm. I've been feeling
                                  , kinda weird lately.
                                OO
                               .||.
             __________________ db _______


Yes! Because -I- am stealing      Oh, is that all? I was worried
-your- ideas, Dr. Nerd Boy,       you'd do something horrible.
using my brilliant invention!     That wasn't horrible at all!
           `,,_                   ,
            "oO                 OO
           -//-                .||.
       ____ |\ ________________ dd _______



                 Really?         Really.
                    `,,_          ,
                     "oO        OO
                    .//        .||.
  __________________ || _______ dd ___________________________



 Then I guess I shall
 have to shoot you. `,,_
                     "oO _,     Oo
                    .//-/"'     ||
jg                   ||         dd

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Episode 516 (Mar. 23, 2004)
               Prepare                      No! Shoot me instead, I'm
               to die!                       the one you really want!
                    `,,_                             _ ,
                     "oO _,     OO                  O."
                    .//-/"'     ||                   )).
   _________________ || _______ dd ________________ d d ) ______


                       What the heck      I'll get shot, and you can go
                       are you doing?!   back in time and thwart Spivak
                     ,,_       `         _ ,   before he shoots me!
                     "oO _,     OO      O."
                    .//-/"'    -||-      )).
         ___________ || _______ bb ____ dd | ___________


                   You just came from the future!
                    Why didn't -you- just travel
                    farther back and thwart him?
                     ,,_        `        _
                     "oO _,     OO      O."
                    .//-/"'    .||-      )).
              ______ || _______ bb ____ dd | _____


Excellent point, because                  Oops.
now I have you both `,,_                 _ ,
  under gunpoint.    "oO _,     oO      O-"
                    .//-/"'     ||       )).
jg                   ||         dd      dd |

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Episode 517 (Mar. 25, 2004)
 And now you both die!                                 What's going on?
              `,,_           _                                   `,,,
               "oO __,      O."     OO                            ..'
               //-/'"        )).    ||                           .||.
     _________ || _________ dd | __ dd __________________________ || __


                           That guy wants to shoot      Another one of
                           me because of something     your holographic
                           I haven't even done yet.       simulations?
               ,,_           _        ,                          `,,,
               "oO __,      O."     OO                            ..'
               //-/'"        )).   -||.                          .||.
         _____ || _________ dd | __ bb __________________________ || __


                            No, it's     So you're a robot     Nope.
                            all real.    copy of yourself.   That's me!
               ,,_           _     `        `,,,                   `
               "oO __,      ".O     OO       ..'                    OO
               //-/'"      .((     .||.      ||                     <\\
jg____________ || ________ | bb ___ bb _____ /| ____________________ dd


 To heck with it! To let you                           -I- could've
live on is a greater punishment;                     told him -that-.
   `_,,  you are all insane!  _          ,,,                  `
    Oo"  __                  O."    OO   ..'  OO              --~
     \\-  `\,                 )).   ||   ||   ||              <<
     /|                      dd |   dd   ||   dd              /|

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Episode 518 (Mar. 28, 2004)
  Hey there. It's                Yeah, whatever. It was my birthday
my birthday tomorrow.             a few months ago and -you- didn't
                 `                  ,     get -me- anything.
                  OO             ..~
                 ((             .<<.
      __________ b b ___________ || _____________________



 Maybe because you didn't          I did too! But -I- don't
  drop helpful hints!  `            , do it the day before!
                        OO       ..~
                       .||-     .<<.
          _____________ bb _____ || _______________



             Whaddayamean?         How am I supposed to think of what
                       `            ,  to get you in such short time?
                        OO       ..~
                        ||      -<<-
jg_____________________ bb _____ || _________



You're in luck! Here's a list       Thanks, I'm aware of the
I've prepared, anticipating         ,  concept of wish lists.
   your very problem!  `OO  _    --~
                        ||-//    <<
                        bb       ||

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Episode 519 (Apr. 1, 2004)
 ART DAY: MY BIRTHDAY GIFTS
 --------------------------              ____________
                                        |||          | Cool CD
                                        ||| GodaGoda | with jazzy
      ____   Dark chocolate!            ||| | o  o | | children's
     /_/_/  Again! What can             ||| |( )_O_| | songs. :)
    /_/_/  I say, I love it.            |||__________|
   /_/_/
                              ______
                             |  ____|_
                             | |  ____|_
     ,-----.                 | | |      |
     \      \  Candy!        | | | /\   |  3 books: Two Dragonball,
      \  '   \  Always!      |_| | >`-. |  and one about Nostradamus.
       \__,--|   Yay!          |_| |__| |
         `-o-'                   |______|
         o   \
           B   o                              O     Two small
                                                O   metal balls.
  ,--.
  |--| ,-.
  |##| | |  Assorted "smell
  |__| |_|  nice" things.              ,----.  Monster dolls with
                                       |O\/O|  wheels to play a kind
      ______                           |XXXX|  of monster curling. :)
     |\  __ \                          '----'
     | \_____\  Magic Box: insert a
     | |__|  |  coin, watch through
     \ |   \ |  window. The coin is
jg    \|____\|  gone! Spooky stuff!

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Episode 520 (Apr. 4, 2004)
                                           You -have- to see ScummVM,
                          ,,,               ,   it's the coolest!
                          '..             OO
                          .||.             ))
           _______________ || ___________ d d _______



               Oh yeah? Why?         It lets you play old games like
                         `,,,        ,  Monkey Island and Beneath a
                          '..      OO     Steel Sky in Windows!
                          .||.    -||-
               ___________ || ____ dd __________



          Why would you want        Whaddayamean? They're the
            to do that?  `,,,        ,  best games ever made!
                          '..      OO
                          .||.     ||
jg________________________ || ____ dd ______



Old geezer. I bet you even          I'll have you know
think your old MP3 player          it has SEVERAL MEGS
  is still cool!   `,,,             ,   of memory!
                    --'           OO
                    ||            -\\.
                    /|             dd

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