Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 531 (Apr. 29, 2004)``` / \ \ \ \ Isn't it a fine \ \ \ \ \ \ Nope, it's day, Nerd Boy? / \\ \\ \ \raining here. `,,, \ \ \\ , \ \\ \ ~~] / \ \ \ [OO \ \ \ -||' \ \ \ \`|| \ \ ____ || ____________/___\_\___ bb _\,_____ \ \ \ \ \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / \ \ \ \\ \ \ \ What? That sounds \ \ \ \Heh, be\ \ weird. I'm coming / \ \ \ my guest.\ \ over there. `,,, \ \ \ , \ \ '..] / \ \ [OO \ \ \ \ .||' \ \ \ \ `|| \ \ \ \ \ _______ || ____________/__\_____\ bb _\____\__\ ______ _,-( ) __( )---.______ (_________________________) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ What? The weather's Damn you, weather! \ \ \ fine here. `,,, \ \ \ ` \ \ \ \ \ \\ \ \ '.. \\ \\ OO . \ \\ \ -||- \ \ \ .)) \ \ \ \ \\ jg || \ bb \, \ \, \ ```495 of 635, average rating 0.6410. (78 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 532 (May. 2, 2004)``` Oh, you're back Yep. What LAN party? from the LAN party. , `,,, `~.. OO ..' >> .||. || ____ |\ ______ dd ________________ /| _____ Oh, wasn't Fan Um.. Why would you not invite me? Is Boy invited? ` `,,, it because you hate me? `~.. OO ..' You do! I knew it! .>>. || -||- ___________ || ___ bb __________ || ________ I HATE MY LIFE! ___ `,,, ~.. Oo -- __ 'oo .>>. || __ - // _______________ || ___ bb _____________________ / > _____ You did that on purpose. Of course! | , | ^^~ `OO << || jg /| dd ```523 of 635, average rating 0.6190. (84 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 533 (May. 4, 2004)``` I think I ate too Too much candy? There's much candy... `,,, , no such thing. '-- OO ((> .||. _________ |\ _______________ dd _____________________ It's not too much when No, your stomach hurting your stomach hurts? `,,, , just means you're weak. '.. OO ((> -||. ______ || __________ dd _____ Are you saying I'm a I'm saying you're barely man that can't `,,, , a man at all! hold my candy? '.. OO .||. -||- ___________ || __________ dd ______________ ROUND 1 ___ ___ ____ /__ / / _ /__/ / / / / /__/ / / / . ,,, '-- OO <((- -))' jg / ) d d ```623 of 635, average rating 0.4361. (133 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 534 (May. 6, 2004)```NERD BOY AND FAN BOY ENGAGE IN LETHAL BATTLE... Your mother is ,,, , a pig! '-- OO <((- -))' ______ / ) _____ d d ________ What? Hey man, that's It's just trashtalking, to psyche pretty harsh. `,,, , the opponent. And it worked! '.. OO (( -))' ___________ / ) _____ d d ______________ | \ . OO - ,,, p)). - '-x d \\ \ jg__________________ \\ _____________________ You cheated! Rematch! | And get your ass OK, maybe not. , kicked again? `,,, OO '.x || ,\\__ dd ```555 of 635, average rating 0.5824. (91 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 535 (May. 9, 2004)``` Check it out! Let's give it a spin. A swivel_chair! `,,, \) `O ..' \_( || _____ _|_b ______________ /| ________ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... _ - ___ - _ _ -- ___ __ _ ___ ---_- ___- _ -- _ __ - ___ \)_OO -- - \) O ___ \ \O -- _ | |- _ O/ / -- _ O (/ _-- __ -- \(( - _ - \( - --- \__\ -- ___|___| - /__/ -_-- )/ --- ______ _|b b _--__ _|b__ ---__ _|b b --__ _|_ __- d d|_ __ -__d|_ ___- Can I try? ' _ , `,,, *swirl*-_--- ' ..' ` _--_-*swish* .||. _____________ _|_ __________ || ____________ Nerd Boy? _ `,,, Over \) oo' here. \__ || qq , jg______________ _|_ __________ || ____________________________\\__ ```556 of 635, average rating 0.5824. (91 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 536 (May. 11, 2004)``` What's this? Looks Yes! After getting toast flung at my face like a toaster. countless mornings, I modeled a personal ` __ , flight device after the toaster. #.. OO ____ .)|. .||- .' `. ______[:] =>-.__||______dd___,-|______|- _____ Interesting concept. Enough talk, just Have you considered.. , plug it in! ` __ OO #.. _||_ .)|' .' `. ______[:] =>-.__||___________,-|______|_ _____ OK, here Soon every man will be able goes. , to soar through the sky! `__ \OO ..# _||_ _,.\\ .' `. ________[:" /|`-._____________,-|______|_ _______ Hmm.. *sniff* Is ) something burning? ) __ , ( @@ ( ''# ` _||_ ) .|(. .' `. jg_________[>-._||________________,-|______|_ ____________ ```559 of 635, average rating 0.5806. (93 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 537 (May. 13, 2004)``` Where were you yesterday? Sittin' here thinking. | | More than usual? , `__ OO ..# ___ ))__ .|(. __| dd |_________________ /| ________ Yes! I want to create a website that will change the way people think, I'll design technology that will revolutionize society! Make the world what it_should be! `OO ..# ________ -||- .|(. __| _______| bb ___________ || __ I'm in! Let's get started! __ , The world won't even OO #oo know what hit it! ________ || -)|- __| _______| bb ______________ |\ _________________________ Yeah.. Let's do , it tomorrow. __ OO --# ___ ))__ |( jg__| dd |______________________ || ____________________________ ```581 of 635, average rating 0.5521. (96 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 538 (May. 16, 2004)``` OK, let's get started Well, if we're both going to work on this technology that on this we should probably first will change the world. _ __ , set up some kind of code `O |_) ..# version handler. |_(._[__] .|(> ________ | |b| | __ || ______ Hey, good idea. You know, you're pretty smart. _ __ `O |_) ~~# |_(._[__] .|(. __________ | |b| | __ || ____________ For a girl. _ __ `O |_) ..# |_(._[__] |( ______ | |b| | __ || _________ Ow. Now I remember THAT'S COMPLETELY why we broke up. ` __ __ , UNRELATED! _ O# |)_) --# |_(( _[_|_| -|(- jg | |bb| | | || ```522 of 635, average rating 0.6190. (84 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 539 (May. 18, 2004)``` So what Well, it's like The Sims, We're erasing the are you guys but with tiny robot boundaries between working on? dolls you can talk to. simulation and reality! `,,, ` _ __ , '.. O |_) ..# || |_(._[__] -|(- _____ |\ __________ | |b| | _ || ___________ Makes you think. Will the dolls be intelligent? Is it ethically just to play God like that? `,,, _ __ '.. O |_) ..# <||. |_(._[__] .|(. _____________ || __ | |b| | _ || _______________________ ,,, _ __ '.. O |_) ..# .||. |_(._[__] .|(. ________ || __ | |b| | _ || _______ Well, I'll buy it if you can take their clothes off. `,,, _ __ ..' O |_) --# || |_( _[__] |( jg_______ /| ______________ | |b| | _ || _______________ ```618 of 635, average rating 0.4662. (133 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)
 Order by date | Order by rating<< First | < Previous | Archive | Random | Next > | Latest >> Episode 540 (May. 20, 2004)``` I heard you're working on some kind of game with That's right. intelligent dolls? `___ , ` __ ()..) OO ..# || .||. .|(. ________ |\ _________ dd ______ || _____________________ So, acclimatizing people to the idea of non-human Uh.. Is it that sentience in preparation yeah. obvious? for the Singularity? `___ , __ , ()..) OO ..# .||. .||. .|(. _____ || ________ dd ______ || ___________ Yes, and it won't work. We know! That's exactly what we're People are just ` ___ ` __ , trying to change! too stupid. ()..) OO ..# .||. .||. -|(- ______________ || ________ dd ______ || __________________ BWAHAHAHAA! ___ , __ (~~() OO ..# || )) |( jg_____ /| ______________________ dd ______ || ____________ ```451 of 635, average rating 0.6735. (98 votes)Rate this strip: (sucks) [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] (rocks)