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Episode 531 (Apr. 29, 2004)
                               /  \    \    \     \
   Isn't it a fine             \ \ \ \  \ \  Nope, it's
   day, Nerd Boy?              /  \\  \\ \ \raining here.
               `,,,            \    \  \\   ,   \  \\ \
                ~~]            / \   \ \ [OO   \ \   \
               -||'            \  \ \   \`|| \    \
           ____ || ____________/___\_\___ bb _\,_____  \
                               \  \    \        \
                               /   \ \  \  \  \  \   \
                               \    \ \  \  \  \  \ \ \
                               / \   \   \      \\ \ \ \
 What? That sounds             \  \ \     \Heh, be\     \
 weird. I'm coming             /   \ \ \  my guest.\  \
 over there.  `,,,             \    \   \   ,   \    \
               '..]            /  \   \  [OO  \  \ \  \
               .||'            \   \ \ \ `|| \ \  \ \   \
        _______ || ____________/__\_____\ bb _\____\__\



                                      ______
                                  _,-(      )
                               __(           )---.______
                              (_________________________)
                                 \  \   \ \  \ \   \  \
 What? The weather's             Damn you, weather! \  \ \
    fine here.   `,,,            \ \  \ ` \ \  \ \ \ \\ \ \
                  '..              \\ \\ OO .   \     \\   \
                  -||-             \ \ \ .))  \  \ \    \  \\
jg                 ||               \     bb   \,   \  \,   \

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Episode 532 (May. 2, 2004)
 Oh, you're back              Yep.           What LAN party?
from the LAN party.            ,                `,,,
                 `~..        OO                  ..'
                   >>       .||.                 ||
              ____ |\ ______ dd ________________ /| _____



         Oh, wasn't Fan   Um..         Why would you not invite me? Is
          Boy invited?      `             `,,, it because you hate me?
                    `~..     OO            ..'   You do! I knew it!
                     .>>.    ||           -||-
          ___________ || ___ bb __________ || ________



                                            I HATE MY LIFE!
                                                 ___  `,,,
                     ~..     Oo               --   __  'oo
                     .>>.    ||              __   -    //
      _______________ || ___ bb _____________________ / > _____


                        You did that
                         on purpose.
                Of course!  |
                     ,      |
                  ^^~       `OO
                  <<         ||
jg                /|         dd

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Episode 533 (May. 4, 2004)
  I think I ate too                   Too much candy? There's
   much candy...  `,,,                  ,   no such thing.
                   '--                OO
                   ((>               .||.
         _________ |\ _______________ dd _____________________


  It's not too much when                No, your stomach hurting
  your stomach hurts?  `,,,             , just means you're weak.
                        '..           OO
                        ((>          -||.
                 ______ || __________ dd _____


     Are you saying I'm a              I'm saying you're barely
      man that can't  `,,,              ,    a man at all!
      hold my candy?   '..            OO
                       .||.          -||-
            ___________ || __________ dd ______________



                               ROUND 1
                       ___      ___      ____
                      /__   /  / _  /__/  /   /
                     /     /  /__/ /  /  /   .
                        ,,,
                        '--           OO
                       <((-           -))'
jg                      / )           d d

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Episode 534 (May. 6, 2004)
NERD BOY AND FAN BOY ENGAGE IN LETHAL BATTLE...

                                 Your mother is
                     ,,,         ,   a pig!
                     '--       OO
                    <((-       -))'
              ______ / ) _____ d d ________


 What? Hey man, that's          It's just trashtalking, to psyche
    pretty harsh.   `,,,         ,  the opponent. And it worked!
                     '..       OO
                     ((        -))'
         ___________ / ) _____ d d ______________


                      |
                    \ . OO
               -  ,,,  p)).   -
                  '-x   d
                    \\ \
jg__________________ \\ _____________________


  You cheated! Rematch!
             |         And get your ass
    OK, maybe not.      ,  kicked again?
              `,,,    OO
               '.x    ||
               ,\\__  dd

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Episode 535 (May. 9, 2004)
         Check it out!       Let's give it a spin.
        A swivel_chair!             `,,,
                \) `O                ..'
                 \_(                 ||
           _____ _|_b ______________ /| ________



   WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
  _ - ___   -     _    _  -- ___   __  _  ___  ---_-  ___- _ --   _ __
- ___ \)_OO  -- - \) O  ___  \  \O  -- _ |   |-  _  O/  / -- _ O (/ _--
 __ -- \(( -  _  - \(  -  --- \__\ -- ___|___| -    /__/ -_--   )/ ---
______ _|b b _--__ _|b__ ---__ _|b b --__ _|_ __- d d|_ __  -__d|_ ___-



                           Can I try?
                ' _ ,          `,,,
         *swirl*-_--- '         ..'
              ` _--_-*swish*   .||.
   _____________ _|_ __________ || ____________




                           Nerd Boy?
                _              `,,,                               Over
                \)              oo'                               here.
                 \__            ||                            qq  ,
jg______________ _|_ __________ || ____________________________\\__

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Episode 536 (May. 11, 2004)
    What's this? Looks        Yes! After getting toast flung at my face
      like a toaster.         countless mornings, I modeled a personal
                   ` __        ,   flight device after the toaster.
                    #..      OO       ____
                    .)|.    .||-    .'    `.
     ______[:] =>-.__||______dd___,-|______|- _____


        Interesting concept.            Enough talk, just
        Have you considered..            ,  plug it in!
                   ` __                OO
                    #..               _||_
                    .)|'            .'    `.
     ______[:] =>-.__||___________,-|______|_ _____


          OK, here                       Soon every man will be able
            goes.                        ,  to soar through the sky!
              `__                     \OO
               ..#                    _||_
             _,.\\                  .'    `.
   ________[:"  /|`-._____________,-|______|_ _______


            Hmm.. *sniff* Is            )
           something burning?       )
                __ ,               (   @@ (
                ''#                 ` _||_ )
               .|(.                 .'    `.
jg_________[>-._||________________,-|______|_ ____________

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Episode 537 (May. 13, 2004)
                    Where were you yesterday?
   Sittin' here thinking.     |
           |        More than usual?
          ,                    `__
        OO                      ..#
     ___ ))__                  .|(.
  __|   dd   |_________________ /| ________


  Yes! I want to create a website that
 will change the way people think, I'll
design technology that will revolutionize
society! Make the world what it_should be!
              `OO             ..#
     ________ -||-           .|(.
  __| _______| bb ___________ || __


                                  I'm in! Let's get started!
                                 __ ,  The world won't even
               OO               #oo     know what hit it!
     ________  ||               -)|-
  __| _______| bb ______________ |\ _________________________


          Yeah.. Let's do
          , it tomorrow.             __
        OO                           --#
     ___ ))__                        |(
jg__|   dd   |______________________ || ____________________________

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Episode 538 (May. 16, 2004)
     OK, let's get started            Well, if we're both going to work
    on this technology that           on this we should probably first
    will change the world.   _     __ ,  set up some kind of code
                        `O  |_)    ..#       version handler.
                      |_(._[__]   .|(>
             ________ | |b|   | __ || ______



   Hey, good idea. You know,
      you're pretty smart.   _     __
                        `O  |_)    ~~#
                      |_(._[__]   .|(.
           __________ | |b|   | __ || ____________




                For a girl.  _     __
                        `O  |_)    ..#
                      |_(._[__]    |(
               ______ | |b|   | __ || _________



     Ow. Now I remember             THAT'S COMPLETELY
     why we broke up. `     __    __ ,  UNRELATED!
                     _ O#  |)_)   --#
                    |_(( _[_|_|  -|(-
jg                  | |bb|  | |   ||

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Episode 539 (May. 18, 2004)
  So what        Well, it's like The Sims,    We're erasing the
 are you guys      but with tiny robot       boundaries between
  working on?     dolls you can talk to.   simulation and reality!
            `,,,              `    _    __ ,
             '..               O  |_)   ..#
              ||            |_(._[__]  -|(-
        _____ |\ __________ | |b|   | _ || ___________


 Makes you think. Will the dolls be
intelligent? Is it ethically just to
play God like that? `,,,           _    __
                     '..       O  |_)   ..#
                     <||.   |_(._[__]  .|(.
        _____________ || __ | |b|   | _ || _______________________



                     ,,,           _    __
                     '..       O  |_)   ..#
                     .||.   |_(._[__]  .|(.
             ________ || __ | |b|   | _ || _______


   Well, I'll buy it if you
  can take their clothes off.
         `,,,                      _    __
          ..'                  O  |_)   --#
          ||                |_( _[__]   |(
jg_______ /| ______________ | |b|   | _ || _______________

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Episode 540 (May. 20, 2004)
 I heard you're working
on some kind of game with         That's right.
 intelligent dolls? `___            ,     ` __
                    ()..)         OO        ..#
                     ||          .||.      .|(.
            ________ |\ _________ dd ______ || _____________________


So, acclimatizing people
to the idea of non-human            Uh..      Is it that
sentience in preparation           yeah.       obvious?
for the Singularity? `___          ,        __ ,
                     ()..)        OO        ..#
                     .||.        .||.      .|(.
                _____ || ________ dd ______ || ___________


  Yes, and it won't work.      We know!       That's exactly what we're
   People are just  ` ___        `          __ ,   trying to change!
    too stupid.      ()..)        OO        ..#
                     .||.        .||.      -|(-
       ______________ || ________ dd ______ || __________________



       BWAHAHAHAA!
       ___ ,                                __
      (~~()                       OO        ..#
        ||                         ))       |(
jg_____ /| ______________________ dd ______ || ____________

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