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Episode 551 (Jun. 15, 2004)
                Hey, I..             Why bother making things? It's
                      `,,,            ,   all been done anyway!
                       '..          OO
                        ||          -))-
    ___________________ |\ ________ d d ________________



                                   Internet, for example. That's just a
                                   bunch of TVs and typewriters hooked
                         ,,,       ,  up to phones. How is that new?
                         '..     OO
                         .||.   .||>
         ________________ || ___ dd _____________



What are you talking about?        You.. you're right.. What the
 You love the internet! `,,,       ,   heck is wrong with me?!
                         '..     OO
                         .||-     ))
        _________________ || ___ dd _______________



              Shh.. it's going
                to be OK.  `,,,
                            ''OO  *sob*
                            //`))
jg                          || dd

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Episode 552 (Jun. 17, 2004)
  I got a guitar!                   Sweet!
             `,,,                    ,
              '..                  OO
              <{=[==#             -||-
     _________ |\ ________________ dd ____________


   We should start a                What, you haven't heard him banging
    band. You play an              away on his drums? He totally sucks!
    instrument, right?               And you! You know like two chords!
                `,,,                                ,
                 '..               OO            ..~
                 <{=[==#          .||.           <<
    _____________ || _____________ dd __________ /| _____


Oh yeah? Well I've heard you sing.
You're no musical genius yourself!
                `,,,
                 '--       --~     OO
                 .{=[==#  .<<.     ||
           ______ || _____ || ____ dd ___________________


                                          So we're all set! Rehearsal
                                         in the garage tomorrow at 5!
                 ,,,                        ,
                 '..      ~..             OO
                 .{=[==#   >>            ((
jg_______________ || _____ || __________ b b __________

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Episode 553 (Jun. 20, 2004)
                        Hi there.              Where's Mandy? It's time
                              `,,,                ,  for band practice.
                               '..              OO
                               .||.              ))
              _________________ || ____________ d d ____________



 Oh.. funny story.. I invited Linda       Duh! You can't have two
 to join the band, and Mandy  `,,,         ,   girls in a band!
  got really mad and left.     '^^       OO
                               .||.     -||-
                   ____________ || _____ dd ________



  What?! There are lots of bands          Sh'yeah.. -Girl- bands.
    with more than one girl.  `,,,         ,
                               '..       OO
                               .||'     .||.
         ______________________ || _____ dd ____________



 C'mon, that's like saying you
can't have more than one guy in a         Yeah, incidentally, you're
band unless it's a boy band!  `,,,         ,   fired from the band.
                               '..       OO
                               -||-      ||
jg                              ||       dd

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Episode 554 (Jun. 22, 2004)
                             But to handle the data           ____\ ___
                    ,,,        ,  dependencies, I..          [O]__[O]__
                    '..      OO                                 __/____
                    .||.    .||>                       *vrrrr* /;;//;;/
          __________ || ____ dd _______________________________\::\\::\

                              I HAVE COME TO   ___
                               DESTROY YOU! ` |== \
                                              (||) \_
                         Excuse me for       (  , (  )
                           a second.      ____\ ___\ |
                    ,,,        ,         [O]__[O]__\_|
                    'oo      OO             __/______`-.___
                     ||     '||.           /==//==/........\
       _____________ || ____ dd ___________\==\\==\________/______
                                               ___
                                              |oo \
                                              (||) \_
                                             (  , (  )
                                          ____\ ___\ | *sizzle*
                    ,,,        *blast*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                    'oo      OO  _,,/// --_-- _-- -  ---_ - - -_- - --
                     ||      ||-/'``\\\ ---- --- - - --  - -- ---- ----
       _____________ || ____ bb       `````````````````````````````````

                              Where was I? Oh right,
                    ,,,        ,  data dependency.   (
                    'oo      OO              )        )
                     ||     .||.            (  __),-._
jg__________________ || ____ dd ____________,-','"._'\`.-._______

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Episode 555 (Jun. 24, 2004)
                                         What is this smoldering heap?
                                      (             ,
                    OO           (     )         ..~
                   .||.         __),-._          <<
             ______ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-._____ /| ____



    It's a robot I shot                         Why?! It's burning
      with my raygun.                           a hole in the rug!
                   `                  )           ,
                    OO         )     (         --~
                   <||.         __ ,-._       -<<.
             ______ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-.___ || ______



  It was going to shoot me!
 Would you rather I were dead
 than have a hole in the rug?   )
                   `OO         (       (       ..~
                   -||-         __ ,-._ )     .<<.
             ______ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-.___ || ______


                                       )
       Don't answer that.             (
                   `OO       (                 ..~
                    ||        ) __ ,-._       .<<.
jg_________________ bb ______,-','"._'\`.-.___ || ___________

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Episode 556 (Jun. 27, 2004)
I know things look dark, but you
 gotta have faith in mankind.       Are you kidding?
                     `__        ___ ,  Watch this.              __
                     #..       (..()                           '..  ..
                     .)|.        ||                            .||. ||
   __________________ || _______ |\ ___________________________ LL  ||


            Hello, I'm gonna kill myself
            now, feel free to intervene!     blah     heehee     blah
      __                            ` ___     `__       ` __   __ ,
     #oo                             ()..)    '..  ..    $~~   ^^'
      )|                             -||-     <||. ||    $PP  <\/>
 ____ || ____________________________ || _____ LL  || ___ kk _ || _____


                                See? I do that every week, and
                               nobody so much as bats an eyelid.
                      __         ___ ,
                     #..        (..()
                      )|          ||
    _________________ || ________ /| ___________


That's gotta work wonders      The day somebody cares
 for your self-esteem.       I'll probably die of shock.    blablah!
                     `__       ___ ,                           `__
                     #--      ()..)                            '..  ..
                     .)|.      ||                              <||. ||
jg                    ||       ||                               LL  ||

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Episode 557 (Jun. 29, 2004)
  What're you up to?                    Nothing.
           `                             ,
            ~..                        OO
            .>>.                      .||.
 ___________ |\ ______________________ dd ___________


   Whaddayamean "nothing"?               Well, I -am-
   Nobody does -nothing-!                a nobody...
                       `                 ,
                        ~..            OO
                        ->>-           ||
       _________________ || __________ dd _________________



                                        Hah, you just realized
                         *              ,  I won, didn't you?
                        ~..           OO
                         >>           -\\.
                 _______ || __________ dd _____



   I just realized I broke my            Oh yeah?! Well HAH!
   vow of not talking to you.          You just broke it again!
               `                         ,
                ..~                    @@
                <<                    -||-
jg_____________ /| ___________________ dd __________

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Episode 558 (Jul. 1, 2004)
If a tree falls in the
forest, and no one is
around to hear it, does          For all ends and
it make a sound? `,,,            ,  purposes, no.
                  '..          OO
                   ||         .||.
     _____________ |\ ________ dd ______________


                               If no one experiences an event
                                 or the effects thereof, you
                     ,,,         ,  can just disregard it.
                     '..       OO
                     .||.     .||>
               ______ || _____ dd _________


 Trippy. So we need to see
  stuff for it to happen.       Kind of.
                    `,,,         ,
                     '..       OO
                      ||      .||.
            _________ || _____ dd _________________________


  Let's watch the       Somebody's gotta do it.
   grass grow. `,,,         ,
                ..'       OO
                ||         ))
jg_____________ /| ______ d d ________________________

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Episode 559 (Jul. 4, 2004)
          Yo.                           I've been waiting for an hour!
           `                          __ ,  Why are you always late?!
            OO                        --#
           ((                        -|(.
   _______ b b ______________________ || __________



       I don't believe in the           OK whatever, but you have a
     concept of time, so I don't      __ ,  cell phone, right? That
          carry a watch.   `OO        ..#  has a watch, doesn't it?
                            ||       .|(.
              _____________ bb ______ || _________________



                     Yeah but..         What?!
                           `          __ ,
                            OO        ..#
                            ||       -|(-
                 __________ bb ______ || ________



     I changed it to Swatch beats
      and now I don't know how to       "@526"?!
         change it back.   `         __ ,
                            OO       --#
                            ||-[]     \\
jg                          bb        ||

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Episode 560 (Jul. 6, 2004)
By the way, did you see
Teletubbies yesterday?
           `,,,
            '^^       OO
             ||      ((
 ___________ |\ ____ b b ____________________________________________



        It was hilarious!     Oh. Yeah, never
                  `,,,        ,  seen that.
                   '^^      OO
                    ||     ((
       ____________ |\ ___ b b ________________________________



                        What?!         I'm asleep when
                           `,,,         ,  it's on TV.
                            '..       OO
                            -||-     ((
            ________________ |\ ____ b b _______________



               Oh yeah, I guess it's on        More like it's past
               too early for you.  `,,,         ,   my bedtime.
                                    '..       OO
                                     ||      ((
jg__________________________________ |\ ____ b b ________

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