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Order by date | Order by rating                 Hey, I..             Why bother making things? It's
                      `,,,            ,   all been done anyway!
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                                   Internet, for example. That's just a
                                   bunch of TVs and typewriters hooked
                         ,,,       ,  up to phones. How is that new?
                         '..     OO
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What are you talking about?        You.. you're right.. What the
 You love the internet! `,,,       ,   heck is wrong with me?!
                         '..     OO
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              Shh.. it's going
                to be OK.  `,,,
                            ''OO  *sob*
                            //`))
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Order by date | Order by rating   I got a guitar!                   Sweet!
             `,,,                    ,
              '..                  OO
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   We should start a                What, you haven't heard him banging
    band. You play an              away on his drums? He totally sucks!
    instrument, right?               And you! You know like two chords!
                `,,,                                ,
                 '..               OO            ..~
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Oh yeah? Well I've heard you sing.
You're no musical genius yourself!
                `,,,
                 '--       --~     OO
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                                          So we're all set! Rehearsal
                                         in the garage tomorrow at 5!
                 ,,,                        ,
                 '..      ~..             OO
                 .{=[==#   >>            ((
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Order by date | Order by rating                         Hi there.              Where's Mandy? It's time
                              `,,,                ,  for band practice.
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 Oh.. funny story.. I invited Linda       Duh! You can't have two
 to join the band, and Mandy  `,,,         ,   girls in a band!
  got really mad and left.     '^^       OO
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  What?! There are lots of bands          Sh'yeah.. -Girl- bands.
    with more than one girl.  `,,,         ,
                               '..       OO
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 C'mon, that's like saying you
can't have more than one guy in a         Yeah, incidentally, you're
band unless it's a boy band!  `,,,         ,   fired from the band.
                               '..       OO
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Order by date | Order by rating                              But to handle the data           ____\ ___
                    ,,,        ,  dependencies, I..          [O]__[O]__
                    '..      OO                                 __/____
                    .||.    .||>                       *vrrrr* /;;//;;/
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                              I HAVE COME TO   ___
                               DESTROY YOU! ` |== \
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                         Excuse me for       (  , (  )
                           a second.      ____\ ___\ |
                    ,,,        ,         [O]__[O]__\_|
                    'oo      OO             __/______`-.___
                     ||     '||.           /==//==/........\
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                                              |oo \
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                                             (  , (  )
                                          ____\ ___\ | *sizzle*
                    ,,,        *blast*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                    'oo      OO  _,,/// --_-- _-- -  ---_ - - -_- - --
                     ||      ||-/'``\\\ ---- --- - - --  - -- ---- ----
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                              Where was I? Oh right,
                    ,,,        ,  data dependency.   (
                    'oo      OO              )        )
                     ||     .||.            (  __),-._
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Order by date | Order by rating                                          What is this smoldering heap?
                                      (             ,
                    OO           (     )         ..~
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    It's a robot I shot                         Why?! It's burning
      with my raygun.                           a hole in the rug!
                   `                  )           ,
                    OO         )     (         --~
                   <||.         __ ,-._       -<<.
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  It was going to shoot me!
 Would you rather I were dead
 than have a hole in the rug?   )
                   `OO         (       (       ..~
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                                       )
       Don't answer that.             (
                   `OO       (                 ..~
                    ||        ) __ ,-._       .<<.
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Order by date | Order by rating I know things look dark, but you
 gotta have faith in mankind.       Are you kidding?
                     `__        ___ ,  Watch this.              __
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            Hello, I'm gonna kill myself
            now, feel free to intervene!     blah     heehee     blah
      __                            ` ___     `__       ` __   __ ,
     #oo                             ()..)    '..  ..    $~~   ^^'
      )|                             -||-     <||. ||    $PP  <\/>
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                                See? I do that every week, and
                               nobody so much as bats an eyelid.
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                     #..        (..()
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That's gotta work wonders      The day somebody cares
 for your self-esteem.       I'll probably die of shock.    blablah!
                     `__       ___ ,                           `__
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Order by date | Order by rating   What're you up to?                    Nothing.
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   Whaddayamean "nothing"?               Well, I -am-
   Nobody does -nothing-!                a nobody...
                       `                 ,
                        ~..            OO
                        ->>-           ||
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                                        Hah, you just realized
                         *              ,  I won, didn't you?
                        ~..           OO
                         >>           -\\.
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   I just realized I broke my            Oh yeah?! Well HAH!
   vow of not talking to you.          You just broke it again!
               `                         ,
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Order by date | Order by rating If a tree falls in the
forest, and no one is
around to hear it, does          For all ends and
it make a sound? `,,,            ,  purposes, no.
                  '..          OO
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                               If no one experiences an event
                                 or the effects thereof, you
                     ,,,         ,  can just disregard it.
                     '..       OO
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 Trippy. So we need to see
  stuff for it to happen.       Kind of.
                    `,,,         ,
                     '..       OO
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  Let's watch the       Somebody's gotta do it.
   grass grow. `,,,         ,
                ..'       OO
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Order by date | Order by rating           Yo.                           I've been waiting for an hour!
           `                          __ ,  Why are you always late?!
            OO                        --#
           ((                        -|(.
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       I don't believe in the           OK whatever, but you have a
     concept of time, so I don't      __ ,  cell phone, right? That
          carry a watch.   `OO        ..#  has a watch, doesn't it?
                            ||       .|(.
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                     Yeah but..         What?!
                           `          __ ,
                            OO        ..#
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     I changed it to Swatch beats
      and now I don't know how to       "@526"?!
         change it back.   `         __ ,
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Order by date | Order by rating By the way, did you see
Teletubbies yesterday?
           `,,,
            '^^       OO
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        It was hilarious!     Oh. Yeah, never
                  `,,,        ,  seen that.
                   '^^      OO
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                        What?!         I'm asleep when
                           `,,,         ,  it's on TV.
                            '..       OO
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               Oh yeah, I guess it's on        More like it's past
               too early for you.  `,,,         ,   my bedtime.
                                    '..       OO
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