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Order by date | Order by rating Are these hundreds of Yeah, a machine I was working
pancakes? Looks tasty. on malfunctioned and made lots of
_ `,,, , pancakes instead of what it's
_=_ ..' OO supposed to do. Have one!
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There's maple syrup on it! Uh.. yeah!
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_=_ _ ..' OO
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Wait.. Is there something Would I offer them to you, my best
wrong with these pancakes? friend, if there were something
_ `,,, , wrong with them?!
_=_ _'.. OO
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Best friend? OK I'm not sure they're edible so
Really?! I wanted you to taste them first.
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_=_ _'^^ OO
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Order by date | Order by rating What's the name of that Sesame Street?
show with dolls? ` ,
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Y'know the guy with Ernie?
the wide head? ` ,
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He's here to see you. Really?!
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~.. OO
->>. -||-
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I wish she'd stop
calling me that.
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Order by date | Order by rating Fan Boy, can you /
hear me OK? \ Yep.
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This Skype thing is /
pretty cool, huh? \ Mhm.
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Awesome. No lag in our / Lag? We're in
conversation, is there? \ the same room.
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Yeah, I guess the
connection is good. What are you doing?
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Order by date | Order by rating It's raining
________ again. Of course it is.
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Whaddayamean? It's
__supposed to be summer! Exactly.
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So now it -should-
______rain in summer? Well..
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Would you rather it snowed
________ now and rained in the winter?
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Order by date | Order by rating I hate
vacuuming.
`OO
*wooooo*__ //.
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`/ Hey Mandy, did you know \
( that vacuuming is called )
`, , "hoovering" in Britain?,'O o.
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( Back to work, you )
,' lazy British bum! `-. _
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,( Didn't work, \ Thanks for
( mate. )O o. , trying.
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Order by date | Order by rating Is that a wig?! Nope, I made a machine that
` ,-.__ , accelerates hair growth.
~.. OO\\
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OK, when does Oh it stops accelarating when
it stop growing? __ , I turn off the machine.
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Uhh... What?! Oh crap! I must have made a
I don't mistake, this isn't supposed..
think so. ___ ,
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Order by date | Order by rating I'm bored. Me too. I wanna have an adventure,
`,,, ___ , like.. solving a murder mystery!
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Yeah! But.. won't we need Uh.. Yeah, why don't you go count
to kill someone first? to 50 while I -kill- someone?
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OK! What? No I was..
`,,, ___ , *sigh*
..' (..() OO
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1.. 2.. Is he really this stupid? All the time.
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Order by date | Order by rating __ Behold, my talking potted plant!
/ `_ Say hello to Mandy, plant.
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/ `_ No wait! It OK whatever.
|\,' / really talks! ,
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Why didn't you say anything?!
_ _ Sorry, I clam up |
(\'/) , around girls. |
(_(.)_) Oh you're such a pansy.
(/|\) ,
(\_,|__ OO
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Order by date | Order by rating Mr. Plant, _ _ Intelligence is useless! I
how's it (\'/) , can see the misery going
hanging? (_(.)_) on around me, but I can
` (/|\) do nothing; I'm a plant!
OO (\_,|__/)
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_ _ The saddest part is that
(\'/) , humans, intelligent
(_(.)_) creatures, seem to
(/|\) do nothing to
OO __,|___ stop the misery.
.||. /) _|_ (\ Intelligence sucks!
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But intelligence _ Pre-sliced? Yeah, that
is the best thing (\'\ , does seem to predate
since pre-sliced bread! ((.)) intelligence.
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, Mandy! The plant Huh?
I made is gone, and I ,
found this note! `OO _ ..~
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"I have found your time machine and
will use it to inhabit a simpler age,
in which plants did not talk and think."
`OO _ ..~
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"P.S. You can't begin to fathom the effort required
to write this message with these ineffectual leaf-
hands. Would it have killed you to give me
opposing thumbs WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING GOD?!"
`OO _ --~
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Do you think my talking THERE IS NO TALKING
potted plant is mad at me? , PLANT! YOU ARE
`OO oo~ COMPLETELY INSANE!
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