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Episode 561 (Jul. 8, 2004)
 Are these hundreds of          Yeah, a machine I was working
 pancakes? Looks tasty.       on malfunctioned and made lots of
         _       `,,,            ,  pancakes instead of what it's
        _=_       ..'          OO    supposed to do. Have one!
     __-_==_     .||.         -||.
____-==-=_--=____ || _________ dd ______________


There's maple syrup on it!       Uh.. yeah!
         _    `,,,               ,
        _=_  _ ..'             OO
     __-_==_  `||-            .||.
____-==-=_--=_ || ____________ dd ______________


Wait.. Is there something      Would I offer them to you, my best
wrong with these pancakes?      friend, if there were something
         _   `,,,                ,   wrong with them?!
        _=_  _'..              OO
     __-_==_  `||.            -||-
____-==-=_--=_ || ____________ dd ______________



     Best friend?              OK I'm not sure they're edible so
       Really?!                I wanted you to taste them first.
         _   `,,,                ,
        _=_  _'^^              OO
     __-_==_  `||.             ||
jg__-==-=_--=_ || ____________ dd ______________

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Episode 562 (Jul. 11, 2004)
What's the name of that           Sesame Street?
show with dolls?  `                ,
                  ~..            OO
                  .>>.          .||.
         _________ || __________ dd ________________



   Y'know the guy with            Ernie?
   the wide head? `                ,
                  ~..            OO
                  .>>.          .||.
             _____ || __________ dd __________



    He's here to see you.         Really?!
                 `                 ,
                  ~..            OO
                  ->>.          -||-
   _______________ || __________ dd _____________



  I wish she'd stop
  calling me that.
           `___
           ()..)                 OO                 ~^^
            ||                   ||                  >>
jg          |\                   dd                  |\

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Episode 563 (Jul. 13, 2004)
     Fan Boy, can you           /
       hear me OK?              \      Yep.
             __  `              /        `,,,   __
            (_(|  OOj           \         ''.  |_|)
            [_|_]_ ))|          /        ||(._[__]]
     ______ | |  |dd|| ____     \   ____ | |\|   || _____
                                /
                                \
   This Skype thing is          /
    pretty cool, huh?           \      Mhm.
             __  `              /        `,,,   __
            (_(|  OOj           \         ''.  |_|)
            [_|_]_ ))|          /        ||(._[__]]
     ______ | |  |dd|| _____    \   ____ | |\|   || _____
                                /
                                \
   Awesome. No lag in our       /   Lag? We're in
   conversation, is there?      \   the same room.
             __  `              /        `,,,   __
            (_(|  OOj           \         '..  |_|)
            [_|_]_ ))|          /        ||(._[__]]
     ______ | |  |dd|| _____    \   ____ | |\|   || _____


     Yeah, I guess the
    connection is good.           What are you doing?
             __  `                       `,,,   __
            (_(|  OOj                     ..'  |_|)
            [_|_]_ ))|                |_  || _[__]]
jg_________ | |  |dd|| ______________ | | || |   || _____

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Episode 564 (Jul. 15, 2004)
            It's raining
      ________ again.                 Of course it is.
     |||,/ /|||  `,,,                   ,  _
     ||| /, |||   .''                  O  |_)
     |||,_/_|||   ||                |_(._[__]
____ |||    ||| _ || ______________ | |b|   | __________


          Whaddayamean? It's
      __supposed to be summer!        Exactly.
     |||  , |||  `,,,                   ,  _
     |||/ / |||   '..                  O  |_)
     |||_,_/|||   .||.              |_(._[__]
____ |||    ||| __ |\ _____________ | |b|   | ___________________


           So now it -should-
      ______rain in summer?           Well..
     |||/ /,|||       `,,,              ,  _
     |||,/ /|||        '..             O  |_)
     |||_/_,|||        -||-         |_(._[__]
____ |||    ||| _______ || ________ | |b|   | ________________________


                               Would you rather it snowed
      ________                now and rained in the winter?
     |||,/ /|||        ,,,              ,  _
     |||/, /|||        '..             O  |_)
     |||_,/_|||        .||.         |_(._[__]
jg__ |||    ||| _______ || ________ | |b|   | ________________________

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Episode 565 (Jul. 18, 2004)
                                               I hate
                                              vacuuming.
                                                      `OO
                                        *wooooo*__    //.
                             _________________ (|_]-._bb_\_ _________
      ,--.----.___      _____
 .---(            )-.,-(     `---._ _     ,--.---.
(                    `             ' )--.(        )
 `/                  Hey Mandy, did you know      \
 (                    that vacuuming is called     )
  `,                   ,  "hoovering" in Britain?,'O o.
 ,'  ~..              OO                   _,--'-'     OO
(    .>>.            .||.               )-'     __    //.
 `.__ || ____________ dd _____________,'       (|_]-._bb_\_
         __.--.
     ___(      )--.---.      .---.  __
  ,-'                  )---.(     )'  `-.
 (   Back to work, you                   )
 ,'  lazy British bum!                  `-.    _
(       ,                    ',            )  (_)  O o.
 `)  ~--                    OO -       __,'            OO
.'   .>>-                  ((           )       __    //.
'-(__ || _________________ b b _______,'       (|_]-._bb_\_
                                    ____.--._
                                .--'         )-.
                              ,(  Didn't work,  \       Thanks for
                             (        mate.      )O o.  ,  trying.
                              `._,        `OO   '     OO
                                )         .||.  )_   .||.
jg                             (__________ bb_,'|_]-._dd_\_

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Episode 566 (Jul. 20, 2004)
            Is that a wig?!               Nope, I made a machine that
                   `                 ,-.__ ,   accelerates hair growth.
                    ~..                OO\\
                    .>>-                ))
                ____ || ______________ d d _______________


         OK, when does              Oh it stops accelarating when
        it stop growing?        __   ,  I turn off the machine.
                    `          ' \\,-
                    ~..           OO\\
                    .>>.          || )
     _______________ || _________ dd _________


                Uhh...             What?! Oh crap! I must have made a
               I don't               mistake, this isn't supposed..
               think so.        ___  ,
                    `          ' \\\,-.
                    ~oo          //O\\ \
                    .>>.         '|| )
        ____________ || _________ dd ______________



                          ..mffmf   _
                               `  \/,-
                    ~--        _ ,\=;_`
                     >>       ' \x</,-<
jg__________________ || ________,/-,"'-.____________________

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Episode 567 (Jul. 22, 2004)
I'm bored.                     Me too. I wanna have an adventure,
      `,,,                 ___ ,  like.. solving a murder mystery!
       '..                (..()
        ||                 .||.
    ___ |\ ________________ || _______



Yeah! But.. won't we need    Uh.. Yeah, why don't you go count
to kill someone first?        to 50 while I -kill- someone?
                 `,,,      ___ ,
                  '..     (..()                                  OO
                  .||.      ||                                    ))
           _______ || _____ || _________________________________ d d _



           OK!           What? No I was..
            `,,,           ___ ,               *sigh*
             ..'          (..()              OO
             ||            -||-              ||
        ____ /| ___________ || _____________ dd ___________



1.. 2..      Is he really this stupid?        All the time.
      `,,,                 `___                ,
       --'                 ()..)             OO
       .||.                -||.              ||
jg      ||                  ||               dd

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Episode 568 (Jul. 25, 2004)
              __     Behold, my talking potted plant!
             /  `_     Say hello to Mandy, plant.
             |\,' /       ,
           _,|_`-'      OO            ..~
          `"_|_(\      -||.          .<<.
  _________ |_| _______ dd __________ || _______

              __
             /  `_
             |\,' /
           _,|_`-'      OO            ``~
          `"_|_(\       ||           .<<.
  _________ |_| _______ dd __________ || _____________

              __
             /  `_       No wait! It            OK whatever.
             |\,' /     really talks!            ,
           _,|_`-'              `OO           ~..
          `"_|_(\              q//-            >>
  _________ |_| ________________ b ___________ |\ ____________


                                 Why didn't you say anything?!
            _ _   Sorry, I clam up       |
           (\'/)  , around girls.        |
          (_(.)_)                 Oh you're such a pansy.
           (/|\)                        ,
         (\_,|__                      OO
            _|_(\                    .||.
jg_________ |_| '____________________ dd ____________

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Episode 569 (Jul. 27, 2004)
          Mr. Plant,                 _ _  Intelligence is useless! I
           how's it                 (\'/)  , can see the misery going
            hanging?               (_(.)_)    on around me, but I can
                `                   (/|\)     do nothing; I'm a plant!
                 OO               (\_,|__/)
                ((                   _|_
         ______ b b ________________ |_| ________________




                                     _ _  The saddest part is that
                                    (\'/)  ,  humans, intelligent
                                   (_(.)_)    creatures, seem to
                                    (/|\)       do nothing to
                        OO         __,|___     stop the misery.
                       .||.       /) _|_ (\   Intelligence sucks!
        _______________ bb _________ |_| ________________





        But intelligence             _   Pre-sliced? Yeah, that
        is the best thing           (\'\  ,  does seem to predate
      since pre-sliced bread!       ((.))      intelligence.
                       `             /|/
                        OO         __,|__
                       -||-       (/ _|_\)
jg_____________________ bb _________ |_| ___________

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Episode 570 (Jul. 29, 2004)
   Hey, Mandy! The plant                           Huh?
   I made is gone, and I                           ,
   found this note!   `OO _                     ..~
                      ((-//                     <<
            _________ b b _____________________ /| ________________


"I have found your time machine and
will use it to inhabit a simpler age,
in which plants did not talk and think."
                                `OO _         ..~
                                .||//        .<<.
                ________________ bb _________ || ________________



"P.S. You can't begin to fathom the effort required
 to write this message with these ineffectual leaf-
  hands. Would it have killed you to give me
 opposing thumbs WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING GOD?!"
                                `OO _         --~
                                .||//        .<<.
                   _____________ bb _________ || ______________


          Do you think my talking               THERE IS NO TALKING
         potted plant is mad at me?              ,  PLANT! YOU ARE
                                `OO           oo~  COMPLETELY INSANE!
                                 ||._        -<<-
jg______________________________ bb`'________ || ___________

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