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Episode 571 (Aug. 1, 2004)
Helloooo! Check out                Uhh.. That thing
my new cellphone! `                ,   is huge.
                   OO|          ..~
                  ((-/         .<<.
        _________ b b _________ || __________



 Well it can do lots of          That seems pointless, since no one
 cool stuff, like video           we know has a fancy video phone.
    conversation!     `            ,  Not even HammerHead has one.
                       OO |     ..~
                      .||-/    `<<.
             _________ bb _____ || ________



                                  So who you gonna call?
                                   ,
                       OO |     ..~
                       ||-/    -<<-
                  ____ bb _____ || _____



              Ghostbusters?
                      `
                       OO |     --~
                       ||-/     <<
jg____________________ bb _____ || _________________

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Episode 572 (Aug. 3, 2004)
                       Dr. Nerd Boy! I have come from the future to use
                       your machine -- which you would have intended to
                       have been using on me -- on yourself! The irony!
                                  ____/_               `_,,
              OO                   \ \  |               Oo"
             ((                    |  ) |                \\.
    ________ b b ________________ _/_/__| ______________ || ____


 Huh. It doesn't look                     How should -I- know?!
  very dangerous. What                      I only stole it!
   exactly does it do?            ____/_               `_,,
               `OO                 \ \  |               Oo"
                ||                 |  ) |               -\\-
          _____ bb ______________ _/_/__| ______________ || ___


   Assuming that it -is- dangerous, how do you propose
     to get me to just walk into it? I'm not stupid!
                  ,               ____/_                _,,
                OO                 \ \  |               Oo"
               .||-                |  ) |       *blip* o-\\
       ________ bb ______________ _/_/__| ______________ || ______


              Oh crap.                              Have fun.
                   `              ____/_                  ` _,,
                _   OO   --_ -- --_- \  |                   Oo"
               _ -  -))-   ---_----_- ) |                  `//
jg______________ ....b b, -- --- --__/__|    ______________ |\ _____

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Episode 573 (Aug. 5, 2004)
Hey, practising              Fan Boy! Try to turn
to be a mime?  `,,,            , this thing off!___/_
                '..          OO  -__--_-_ -- --_- \  |
                 ||          -\\p  ---_ ---_----_- ) |
 _______________ |\ ________..d,  ---  -- --- --__/__| _______


                    OK.         But-
                      `,,,       ,             ____/_
                       '..     OO   ----_ -- --_- \  |
                        ||      \\.  -_ ---_----_- ) |
    ___________________ |\ ___..d d,-  -- --- --__/__| __________

                                        ?!
                                        ,,,    ____/_
                                 OO   _ 'oo  _--- \  |
                                  \\   -- \\  --_- ) |
                     ___________..d d, - ..\\  --_/__| _______

                                               ____/_
                                  OO            \ \  |
                                  ||        *zwop* ) |
                 ________________ bb _________ _/_/__| ___


                          Works for me.
                            ,                  ____/_
                          OO                    \ \  |
                           ))                   |  ) |
jg_______________________ d d ________________ _/_/__| ________

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Episode 574 (Aug. 8, 2004)
I'm a productive member                     What? Hey, you're back, so
  of society!  `,,,                          ,  that machine didn't..
                '..                        OO
                -||-                      .||.
          ______ || ______________________ dd __________



Yeah, got a job, gonna stop playing         ..do anything? What
games and stuff. It's gonna be great!        the heck was that?
          `,,,                               ,
           ~~'                             OO
           ||                              ||
    ______ /| ____________________________ dd ________________


                                  That's it, I'm gonna call my future
                                self. This is probably all his fault...
                                   ,   my fault... in the future.
                                 OO
                                  ))
 _______________________________ d d _______________



     You called?           NOT YET! STOP MESSING WITH THE
       _ ,                  ,  CAUSE AND EFFECT THINGIE!
      ".o                 @@
     .((                 -||-
jg_ ( b b _______________ dd ________________________________

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Episode 575 (Aug. 10, 2004)
   Something weird happened         Yeah, I noticed the change
      to Fan Boy. Fix it.          _ ,    in the future.
                        `OO       o."
                         ||        )).
                 _______ bb _____ dd | ________


How? If the past changed, you'd      My Time Monitor uses a complex
change as well, which would make     system of subchronic feedbacks
the change imperceptible to you.   _ ,  to tell me what's changed.
                        `OO       o."
                        <||-       )).
               _________ bb _____ dd | __________________

         Cool. So what changed?
                       |      Apparently Dr. Spivak and the binarious
                       |           entity Alex were never created.
    Alex? Spivak? What does all that  |
        have to do with Fan Boy?    That's a really long story.
                        `          _ ,
                         OO       o."
                        .||.       )).
            ____________ bb _____ dd | ______________


                  I don't mind.       Well I did, so I know nothing.
                          `          _ ,  Now shut up and let's go.
                           OO       ".o
                          -||-     .((
jg________________________ bb ___ ( b b _______________________

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Episode 576 (Aug. 12, 2004)
 Don't struggle now.                         Are we fixing the future
You'll be back to your ,,,            ____/_        _ ,   or what?!
old self in no time.`OO'..             \ \  |      o-"
                    //-((              |  ) |     o-)).
   _______________ b b..\\,__________ _/_/__| ____ dd | ______

                        ,,,           ____/_        _
              *ungh* OO '..            \ \  |      o."
                     //|((             |  ) |     o-)).
      ____________ d d ..\\,_________ _/_/__| ____ dd | ____


                                                     Oops.
                     ,,,              ____/_        _ ,
                     '.. OO __ - ---_ -- \  |*bip* o."
                       p//    ---_- ---_- ) |     o-)).
         ______________ d\*trip!* -- ---_/__| ____ dd | _________


                         ,,,          ____/_        _
                         '..        pp - \  |      Oo"
                        -((-      -((- _- ) |     o-)).
                   _____..\\,___   @@ --_/__| ____ dd | ____


                       Huh?
                         `,,,         ____/_
                          '..          \ \  |
                           ||          |  ) |     -*fop*-
jg                     ___ || _______ _/_/__| _____________

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Episode 577 (Aug. 15, 2004)
Hey, I just got some PS2 games     Games?! The market's in flux, I need
running on our Xbox, wanna try?       to get ahold of my stock broker.
              ` __                            `,,,
               #^^                             ..]
                )|                            .||'
         ______ |\ ___________________________ || _______________


                                          Stuart! Please tell me
                                   ?      you're buying DynaCom!
                                   __                  `,,,
   OO                             #..                   '..]
  ((                               )|                    ||'
_ b b ____________________________ || __________________ |\ _____


              Did you use one of your stupid         Not DynaCorp! Oh,
                machines on my boyfriend?           this is a disaster.
                                 ` __                         `,,,
        OO                         --#                         'oo]
       ((                         .|(-                         .||'
______ b b _______________________ || _________________________ || __


I'm not in Hardware, I work      Did I just stumble into
in the -Software Development-    an alternate dimension?!      SELL!
 department of Microsoft.          __ ,                          `,,,
              `OO                 #oo#                            '--]
              .||.                .)(.                             ||'
jg____________ bb ________________ || ____________________________ |\ _

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Episode 578 (Aug. 17, 2004)
                        This must have made Fan Boy and Nerd Boy weird,
           ____/_     __ ,  but the label says it's made by Nerd Boy
            \ \  |    ..#   in the future, which is a paradox since
            |  ) |   .|(.       he's "not in hardware" anymore...
   _______ _/_/__| __ || ______


                         *ahem* OH WOE IS ME! HOW SHALL I EVER
           ____/_     __ ,  FIGURE OUT HOW THIS MACHINE WORKS AND
            \ \  |   #..#    SUBSEQUENTLY REVERSE ITS EFFECTS?!
            |  ) |   -)(-
   _______ _/_/__| __ || ___________________________

           ____/_  __
            \ \  |#..
            |  ) |-\\
__________ _/_/__|  \> _____________________

                                                  Pardon me.. What are
          ____/_  __                            __ ,  you doing with
           \ \  |#..                            OO$     my machine?
           |  ) |-\\                             )\
  _______ _/_/__|  \> __________________________ /| _____________


                    Pfft. The universe is       What?
          ____/_  __ ,  too predictable.     __ ,
           \ \  |#..                         OO$
           |  ) |-\\                         .)\.
jg_______ _/_/__|  \> _______________________ || ________________

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Episode 579 (Aug. 19, 2004)
          OK, so this is              Quite so; I invented it. Although
 ____/_  your machine? `__               __ , I'm not quite certain why
  \ \  |               #..               OO$   it's here in the past.
  |  ) |               -)|.              .)\.
 _/_/__| ______________ || ______________ || _______



       Like I thought. The timeline has
       changed. This used to be future     That old buffoon?
 ____/_     __ ,  Nerd Boy's invention.  __ ,
  \ \  |    ..#                          OO$
  |  ) |    |(                           .)\.
 _/_/__| __ /| __________________________ || _____________


         OK here we go, according to the
         new patent note, your name is..
 ____/_  __ ,   Molly.. I can't quite    __
  \ \  | --#    make out the last..      OO$
  |  ) | -\\.                            .)\.
 _/_/__|  || ____________________________ || _______________________



          *                                Hello mum!
 ____/_   __                             __ ,
  \ \  | #oo                             ^^$
  |  ) |  )|                             -)\-
jg/_/__|  || ____________________________ || __________________

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Episode 580 (Aug. 22, 2004)
        I have a daughter?!       You -will- have a daughter.
 ____/_              ` __        __ ,
  \ \  |              #oo        OO$
  |  ) |              .)|.       .)\.
 _/_/__|______________ || _______ || ________________________


                  But..             Now, mum, you know I can't tell
               With whom?!          you that. It might change the
 ____/_              ` __        __ ,  future in a paradoxical way
  \ \  |              #..        OO$    and destroy the universe.
  |  ) |              -)|-       .)\>
 _/_/__|______________ || _______ || ________________________



               Yeah.. OK.         Right. Now let me have a
 ____/_              ` __      __ ,  look at the machine..
  \ \  |              #..      OO$
  |  ) |              .)|.      )\
 _/_/__|______________ || _____ /| ______________________________



         TELL ME WHO YOUR        STOP MESSING WITH THE
             FATHER IS!        CAUSE AND EFFECT THINGIE!
 ____/_               ` __   __ ,
  \ \  |               #oo   @@$
  |  ) |              -//-   -)\-
jg/_/__|______________ || ___ || _____________________________________

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