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Order by date | Order by rating So are you gonna eat Oh. So we're OK then?
this or what? ` ,
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You're still an idiot, What? Really? You value my
but I want you to ` , opinion? Wait a minute.
taste this and tell ~.. OO
me what you think. .>>. o-||.
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It's not poisoned or
, anything, is it?
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I'm not very smart.
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That dress _ _ _ | |
looks great! |()% (_)|-|- | |
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| | (| | (| | | _ _ _ Are you serious? It looks
| . \/|_|(| . \/|_|(| | | -|-|(_) %()| like it would cost you
| / __ / ___ | | _ , | a month's pay!
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You're right. It doesn't
, look expensive enough.
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Did you just step on You shouldn't leave stuff lying
my transmophone?! , around. I hurt my foot!
`OO --~
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Now it's all bent Oh I mourn with you,
out of shape! , I really do.
`OO ,<| ''~
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It's not totally broken. I was
trying for a cat, but this
-is- more appropriate. `OO ,<| *woof!*
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Order by date | Order by rating Myself from the future! I'm concerned.
What am I doing here? _ ,
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Concerned? Well, you're not making any progress.
About what? At this rate, you'll be an idiot when
` _ , you reach my age. I don't
OO o." want to be an idiot.
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What? See? You can't even grasp
` _ , basic conversation!
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You are being Oh, one of your random blubberings
REALLY MEAN! _ , happened to coincide with
`@@ o~" reality! Isn't that nice.
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Order by date | Order by rating I've got a great idea
for a web comic! You're making a web comic?
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-We- are. It's about
a little cat that finds That can't be good.
a stick of paste. `,,, ,
And starts eating it! '.. OO _,,_
.||. .||. _)..( *chew*
___________ || ____ dd _______ (7_mm *chew*
Right, so then it starts to
hallucinate, so the stick of Nah it's crap. \ __
paste comes to life! `,,, , `. ../ ,'
Hilarity ensues! '.. OO _,,_ _ /-/ __
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We could call it OK -that's-
"Cat and Paste"! REALLY crap. _
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'^^ OO _,, (|v|__
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Order by date | Order by rating Let's listen | |
to your lungs. | And out. | *pffff* Good.
o_ , Breathe in. | o_ , | ` o_ ,
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Well, you are perfectly healthy,
o_ , although you should probably
OO .." think about exercising more.
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Aw crap, I hate
exercising. Unless... Next!
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OO "".
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C'mon, technically it's me YEAH! FEEL
, exercising, even if he's , THE BURN!
~-- OO from another dimension! --
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Order by date | Order by rating ,, Um... Nerd Boy, why
_ /.._ aren't you wearing
,'/ |__/ , your glasses?
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,, They're broken. I'm
_ /.._ doing well without Mhm. And you've been
,'/ )__/ , them though. , to the pet shop?
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_ /.._ Yeah..
,'/ )__/ , *sigh*
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,, That guy sold me
_ /.._ a gorilla again,
,'/ )__/ , didn't he?
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Order by date | Order by rating I read a good book lately.
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Oh yeah, what? King Arthur!
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Oh, cool. I haven't You should. I learned a -lot-
read that. ` , about English history!
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I hardly think it's OK, when did we suddenly
a historical document. start talking about a book
` , that -you've- read?
OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey, you know that software The intelligent agent that assimilates
you wrote for me? `___ , your taste and searches the web
()..) OO for content that you'd like?
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Yeah, it's acting weird. I I told you not to touch
changed some settings.. `___ , anything there!
()..) OO
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Sorry. So.. Did you put
in a joke message that says No..
not to use the computer `___ ,
because it's busy ()..) OO
taking over the world? || .||.
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..then there's a problem.
`___
(),,) OO
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Order by date | Order by rating So, you unwittingly unleashed p please don't kill me
an evil AI on the internet? ___ ,
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Finally! A chance to test the cyber interface
software I wrote for my VR equipment!
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