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Episode 591 (Sep. 16, 2004)
      So are you gonna eat           Oh. So we're OK then?
        this or what?   `             ,
                         ~..        OO
                         .>>-o     .||.
       __________________ |\ ______ dd _________



     You're still an idiot,          What? Really? You value my
      but I want you to  `            ,  opinion? Wait a minute.
     taste this and tell  ~..       OO
      me what you think.  .>>.    o-||.
                 _________ || _____ dd _______




                                     It's not poisoned or
                                      ,  anything, is it?
                          ~--       OO
                           >>     o-||.
  ________________________ || _____ dd ___________________________



                                     I'm not very smart.
                                      ,
                                    #O
                                    ||
jg_________________________________ dd ____________________

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Episode 592 (Sep. 19, 2004)
                                /______________________________________
                               That dress             _  _ _ |   |
                               looks great!     |()% (_)|-|- |   |
                                , |  |                 _     |   |
         ______        OO    ~..  |  |                <<O    |   |
  .-.  _/_____/       ((     .>>- |  |________________/_|____|   |_____
__|||_/ \   / \______ b b ___ |\ _|____________________________________

   _____________________     _______________________
  | |      (| |      (| |   | _ _  _          Are you serious? It looks
  | . \/|_|(| . \/|_|(| |   | -|-|(_) %()|      like it would cost you
  |   / __      / ___   |   |     _               , | a month's pay!
  |     \ >      |\ /|  |   |    O >      ..~   OO  |
  |_____/ \_______/|\___|   |____| \ ____.<<.___||__|
 ______/___\______\|/____________|__\______________________________

 /___________________________________________________________\
   |  |                _  _ _ |   | |)      | |)      | |  |
   |  |          |()% (_)|-|- |   | |)|_|\/ . |)|_|\/ . |  |
   |  |                 _     |   |   ___ \      __ \   |  |
   |  |  OO   ~..      <<O    |   |  |\ /|      <</     |  |
   |  |_.||._ .>>. ____/_|____|   |___/|\_______/_\_____|  |
 __|_____bb____||__________________________________________|________


                  You're right. It doesn't
                   ,  look expensive enough.
         OO     ~..
         ||      >>
jg______ bb ____ |\ __________________________

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Episode 593 (Sep. 21, 2004)
                                    ..~
                                    <<
                    _____ *skvoot*._/| _______________


   Did you just step on                You shouldn't leave stuff lying
    my transmophone?!                   ,   around. I hurt my foot!
               `OO                   --~
              -((-                  .<<.
           ___ b b_______________ ._ || ______________


              Now it's all bent        Oh I mourn with you,
                out of shape!           ,  I really do.
                          `OO  ,<|   ''~
                          -||-/     .<<.
                   _______ bb ______ || ____

                                      __    _,-.
                                   _,'  `.-'    -
                          OO_   ,-'  oo~          -
                          ||'`<| *fnoooteeeeetooooooo...*
             ____________ bb ___`-.__||_____ _ _ -


It's not totally broken. I was
 trying for a cat, but this
 -is- more appropriate.  `OO  ,<|      *woof!*
                         .||-/     ^..^___,
jg_______________________ bb ______ '||--| _________________

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Episode 594 (Sep. 23, 2004)
Myself from the future!              I'm concerned.
What am I doing here?              _  ,
                 `OO              o."
                 ((                )).
        ________ b b ____________ dd | ____________



            Concerned?           Well, you're not making any progress.
            About what?          At this rate, you'll be an idiot when
                      `            _ ,   you reach my age. I don't
                       OO         o."      want to be an idiot.
                      .||.         )).
             _________ bb _______ dd | ___________________



                    What?           See? You can't even grasp
                      `            _ ,   basic conversation!
                       OO         o."
                       ||         -)).
                   ___ bb _______ dd | ___



             You are being        Oh, one of your random blubberings
             REALLY MEAN!          _ ,   happened to coincide with
                       `@@        o~"    reality! Isn't that nice.
                      -//-         )).
jg____________________ bb _______ dd | ___________

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Episode 595 (Sep. 26, 2004)
I've got a great idea
  for a web comic!             You're making a web comic?
              `,,,                ,
               '..              OO
                ||             .||.
         ______ |\ ____________ dd _______


 -We- are. It's about
a little cat that finds         That can't be good.
  a stick of paste.   `,,,        ,
And starts eating it!  '..      OO                 _,,_
                       .||.    .||.               _)..( *chew*
            ___________ || ____ dd _______       (7_mm    *chew*


Right, so then it starts to
hallucinate, so the stick of     Nah it's crap.            \  __
 paste comes to life! `,,,        ,                      `.  ../ ,'
   Hilarity ensues!    '..      OO                 _,,_  _  /-/  __
                       -||-    .||.               _)oo(    / /
                _______ || ____ dd _______       (7_mm  ,'/_/  `.


         We could call it        OK -that's-
         "Cat and Paste"!        REALLY crap.                   _
                      `,,,        ,                            |..
                       '^^      OO                       _,,  (|v|__
                       .||.    .||.                   ___)..   | |
jg_____________________ || ____ dd _______            /-->\    |_|

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Episode 596 (Sep. 28, 2004)
         Let's listen     |                    |
        to your lungs.    |         And out.   | *pffff*      Good.
      o_ , Breathe in.    |      o_ ,          |      `    o_ ,
   OO .."                 |    OO.."           |       OO  .."
    ))-\\                 |   ( |-\\           |        ))-||
__ ddT || ________________|__ ddT || __________|______ ddT || _________


                              Well, you are perfectly healthy,
                           o_ ,  although you should probably
                     OO    .."   think about exercising more.
                      ))  .||.
            ________ ddT _ || _____________________


           Aw crap, I hate
         exercising. Unless...        Next!
                       ,                ` _o
                     OO                  "".
                      ))                 .||'
            ________ ddT ________________ || ______




                 C'mon, technically it's me            YEAH! FEEL
                 ,  exercising, even if he's            ,  THE BURN!
       ~--     OO   from another dimension!           --
        >>    .||-                                  o-\/.
jg_____ || ___ dd ___________________________________ dd _____

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Episode 597 (Sep. 30, 2004)
                ,,                               Um... Nerd Boy, why
             _ /.._                               aren't you wearing
           ,'/ |__/                                 ,  your glasses?
         ,' | / )\      ..                       ..~
        (_ )_\|\\ \   .((                       .<<.
   ____ |[\\_>] >] `--'b b _____________________ || _____


                    ,,   They're broken. I'm
                 _ /.._   doing well without       Mhm. And you've been
               ,'/ )__/      ,  them though.        , to the pet shop?
             ,'  | ))\     ..                    ..~
            (  )__\|| \   .||                   .<<.
        ____ )/_  >]]  `--'bb __________________ || _____


                    ,,
                 _ /.._     Yeah..
               ,'/ )__/      ,                     *sigh*
             ,'  | ))\     ..                    ''~
            (  )__\|| \   .||                   .<<.
        ____ )/_  >]]  `--'bb __________________ || _____


                    ,,     That guy sold me
                 _ /.._    a gorilla again,
               ,'/ )__/      ,  didn't he?
             ,'  | ))\     ..                    --~
            (  )__\|| \   .||                   .<<.
jg__________ )/_  >]]  `--'bb __________________ || _____

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Episode 598 (Oct. 3, 2004)
                                      I read a good book lately.
                                           ,
                          OO            ..~
                         ((            .<<.
           _____________ b b __________ /| ________



                 Oh yeah, what?        King Arthur!
                            `           ,
                             OO      ..~
                             ||     .<<.
               _____________ bb ____ || ________



           Oh, cool. I haven't        You should. I learned a -lot-
               read that.   `           ,  about English history!
                             OO      ..~
                            .||.    -<<-
                      ______ bb ____ || _____



         I hardly think it's           OK, when did we suddenly
        a historical document.        start talking about a book
                            `          ,   that -you've- read?
                             OO      --~
                            <||.    .<<.
jg__________________________ bb ____ || _______________________

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Episode 599 (Oct. 5, 2004)
Hey, you know that software      The intelligent agent that assimilates
  you wrote for me?  `___          ,  your taste and searches the web
                     ()..)       OO     for content that you'd like?
                      ||        .||.
       ______________ |\ _______ dd ___________



Yeah, it's acting weird. I        I told you not to touch
changed some settings.. `___       ,  anything there!
                        ()..)    OO
                        .||.    -||-
              __________ || ____ dd ___________



  Sorry. So.. Did you put
in a joke message that says        No..
not to use the computer `___       ,
   because it's busy    ()..)    OO
 taking over the world?  ||     .||.
                   _____ || ____ dd _______



   ..then there's a problem.
                        `___
                        (),,)    OO
                         ||      ||
jg______________________ || ____ dd ________________

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Episode 600 (Oct. 7, 2004)
So, you unwittingly unleashed            p please don't kill me
 an evil AI on the internet?             ___ ,
                        `OO             (,,()
                         ||               ||
              __________ bb _____________ || _____


 Finally! A chance to test the cyber interface
   software I wrote for my VR equipment!
               ,                         ___
             OO                         (..()
              ))                          ||
      ______ d d ________________________ || _______________


x---------------------------------------------------------------------x
|                             Activate!                               |
|                     ___      ,       _                              |
|                   ,:)..)   OO:-.    (_|                             |
|                   |.||.    ||  |    [__]_  _|                       |
|          ________ \_||_____db__\__,'|   | | | __________            |
x---------------------------------------------------------------------x
|                                                                     |
|                   _\ \ \ \ | | | | | / / / /_                       |
|                   _>  *...chliiiiiiiiip!*  <_                       |
|                    / / / / | | | | | \ \ \ \                        |
|                                                                     |
x---------------------------------------------------------------------x


    Woah, these avatars                     Meh. Just something I
     are pretty cool!                          whipped up in my
                   \                        /    spare time.
                     ,,,                 __
                    ( ..                OO |
                  __/ o|_               \__|
                 (  )   \)              ____ _  _)/
                / ,'    /|            /|   ||\\//
                `.\ ___|`.\_          \|___||
                 (('   |  \\            _  _
                   \ | |               ||\||\
                   / ) )               ||/||/
                   \|\|                __ ___
jg________________ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ _____________________

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