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Episode 601 (Oct. 10, 2004)
 So how come I'm this big                 The floating symbolises my
buff guy and you're a robot              disassociation toward reality,
that has weird floaty parts?            how I'm anchored in the mental
                  \ ,,,                 __  /  and not the physical.
                   ( ..                OO |
                 __/ o|_  .))          \__|
                (  )   \\,'/           ____ _
               / ,'    /._/          /|   ||\\
               `.\ ___|              \|___|| _
                 ))   |                _  _>'-'
                  \ | |               ||\||\
                  / ) )               ||/||/
                  \|\|                __ ___
          _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ____________


So you think of me as more                 Well, I just thought you
 of a "hands-on" person?                needed a self-confidence boost,
                  \ ,,,                 __  /  since you usually have
                   ( ..                OO |     a hammer for a head.
                 __/ .|_               \__|
                (  )  _\\              ____ _
               / ,'  (=]_)           /|   ||\\
               `.\ ___|              \|___||//
                 ))   |                _  _
                  \ | |               ||\||\
                  / ) )               ||/||/
                  \|\|                __ ___
          _______ ||||_ ____________ //_//__\ ________


[%INTRUDERS% Sentry Bot::
Why Are You Not Attacking]
        /_         <Attack Would Disrupt
         /          Ongoing Conversation>       ,,,              __
       _                /_                     ( ..             OO |
 _--- /_\           __   /                   __/ -|_            \__|
-___  ___          | ==                     (  )   \\           ____ _
-__  / | \      ___|_\\\_                  / ,'    / )        /|   ||\\
    /__|__\     \/\     /                  `.\ ___| /       _//|___||//
                / /___ /\___                 ))   |(        //  _  _
                '---' /\--'                   \ | |            ||\||\
                 /__\/__\                     / ) )            ||/||/
                 / |\/ |\                     \|\|             __ ___
jg______________ \_|/\_|/ ___________________ ||||_ _________ //_//__\

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Episode 602 (Nov. 10, 2004)
Where've you been? I heard about       Yeah, we were battling
some virus taking over the world!         it in cyberspace.
            `,,,                           ,         ___
             '..                         OO         (..()
             -||-                         ))          ||
   __________ || _______________________ d d ________ /| __________


  Huh. And you         Well, it was our
didn't invite me?      mess to clean up.
            `,,,            ,         ___
             '--          OO         (,,()
             .||'        .||>          ||
      _______ || ________ dd _________ || _______________


   OK, so how         We actually captured the virus even
   did it go?          though it's virtually unstoppable.
            `,,,            ,         ___
             '..          OO         (~~()
             .||.        .||.         .||.
         ____ || ________ dd _________ || _____


                  Then we realized that humanity
                     deserves it and let it go.
             ,,,                       `        ___
             'oo                        OO     ()..)
              ||                       ((       ||
jg___________ || _____________________ b b ____ |\ ________

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Episode 603 (Nov. 14, 2004)
Linda! Nerd Boy made
a virus that's taking        Figures. I can stop
 over the world!              the virus though.
   `,,,                     __ ,
    '..                     --#
   -//-                    .|(.
__ / \ ____________________ || ___________


       You can? How?           Are you kidding? With all the times
                `,,,        __ ,  Nerd Boy's asked for my advice,
                 '..        ..#     I might as well have made
                  ||       -|(-        that virus myself!
       __________ || ______ || _______


                            In fact, I might be the
                           only one who can stop it.
                 ,,,        __ ,                                     ,,
                 '..        ..#                                      --
                 .||.      .|(>                                       \
          _______ || ______ || ________________________________________


      Oh, hey Warez Dude,                      TH3 UNM15T4K4BL3
     what brings you here?                      SM3LL 0F M0N3Y.
                `,,,        __                          \ ,,,
                 '..       #..                            --
                 .||.      .)|.                           .//.
jg_______________ || ______ || _________________________ _( \_ ____

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Episode 604 (Nov. 16, 2004)
Nerd Boy! My brother is using        So.. you asked Linda to stop the
 your virus for monopoly            virus and Warez Dude overheard you?
  and extortion! `,,,                   ,
                  '..                 OO
                 -//-                  ))
          ______ / \ ________________ d d ____________


                     Yeah..        So first you tell on me, and
                         `         now you're telling on them?
                         ,,,        ,
                         '..      OO
                         .||.    .||>
            _____________ || ____ dd ______________


                      Um..        Because your brother wouldn't
                     yeah..        cut you in on the profit?
                        `,,,        ,
                         '..      OO
                         .||.    .||.
             ____________ || ____ dd ____________


                      Uh...        Still waiting for the
                         `          persuasive argument.
                         ,,,        ,
                         '..      OO
                          ||     <||>
jg_______________________ || ____ dd ____________________

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Episode 605 (Nov. 18, 2004)
Are you doing something           Hey, Fan Boy. Have you seen Zelda:
 about the virus now?              Minish Cap? It totally rocks.
           `,,,                     ,  _
            '..                    O  |_)
             ||                 |_(._[__]
____________ |\ _______________ | |b|   | _____


 That's an emulator! You're         Yeah? What
  playing a stolen game!           do you care?
                   `,,,             ,  _
                    '..           OO  |_)
                    .||-        |(( _[__]
   _________________ || _______ | bb|   | ________


 But think of all the            Note to self: Fan Boy has
Nintendo slaves who died          finally totally lost it.
to make that game! `,,,             ,  _
                    'oo            O  |_)
                    -||-        |_(._[__]
____________________ || _______ | |b|   | _____________


           You said that
             out loud.             I know.
                   `,,,             ,  _
                    '..            O  |_)
                    .||.        |_(._[__]
jg__________________ || _______ | |b|   | __________________

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Episode 606 (Nov. 21, 2004)
You're still not foiling my
brother's plan to monopolize         Linda's still working for him?
the antivirus market with your       I just assumed she'd get fed
unstoppable virus?   `,,,             ,   up and kick his butt.
                      '..           OO
                      .||.         .||.
           ___________ |\ _________ dd _______


                                   I mean, what's he got over there,
                                     some kinda hypnotizing ray?
                        ,,,           ,
                        '..         OO
                        .||.       .||>
                 _______ || _______ dd _____


                                   Hehe. Hypnoti.. what?
                        ,,,           ,
                        '..         OO
                         ||        .||.
                 _______ || _______ dd _____


  OMG HE HAS A HYPNOTIZING
  RAY! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!
                       `,,,           *sigh*
                        'oo         OO
                        -||-         ))
jg         _____________ || _______ dd _________________

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Episode 607 (Nov. 23, 2004)
      We have to save Linda         There is no ray, I
      from the hypno-ray! `,,,       ,  made it up; it
                           'oo     OO    was a joke!
                           .||.   .||.
                     ______ || ___ dd _______


   OK, sure. But it's still         You mean besides
   the only reason why Linda       getting filthy rich?
   would still be working `,,,       ,
      for my brother!      '..     OO
                           .||.   .||.
   ________________________ || ___ dd ________________________


                      Please!          Fine. Let's go save her from the
                          `,,,           ,  non-existent hypno-ray.
                           '..         OO
                           -||-       ((
           ________________ || ______ b b _____
                                                            ____
                                                       _,--'___ `.
                                                    ,-'     |  `. \
  I don't know which is more disturbing:           ;`-..____|    \ |
     That you were right or that it               ;         .    | |
       looks like a giant shower.       W0RK!    ;    yes master | |
    ,,,      ,                      ,,, /       ;  _  _ ,   :    | |_
    'oo    OO                        --        ;  (_| @#    :    | ,O'
     ||    ||                   ___.\\.__     ; _[__]_.)_|  :    | |
jg__ || __ bb _________________|     \>  |   ;  |    |/| |  :    | |

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Episode 608 (Nov. 25, 2004)
          We demand that you release     1 C4N F1X TH15.
           Linda.. you.. you fiend!       /
       ,,,       ,                     ,,,
       '--     OO                      --
       .||.  .//-                      .//.
    ___ || __ bb ____________________ _/( ____________



          Really?
       ,,,   `   *clk*,,,
       '..    OO    ' --
       .||.  .||.   o-//.
    ___ || __ bb __ _( \_ _______________________



  _____
,' _   `-._
 ,' )      `.
/  (_________\
   :         :
   :   yes that is                    .--------------------------------
   :   much better                    | ANOTHER HYPNO-RAY! OUR HEROES
   :        |  : M45T3R.              | ARE TRAPPED IN THE CLUTCHES OF
   :      master     \                | THE EVIL WAREZ DUDE! HOW WILL
   :   ,,,   `  :     ,,,             | THEY EVER ESCAPE?! WILL THIS
   :   '@@    @@ :    --              | BE THEIR DOOM?! STAY TUNED!
   :   .||.  .||.:   .//.             '--------------------------------
jg_:___ || __ bb _: _( \_ ___________________

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Episode 609 (Nov. 28, 2004)
 OUR HEROES ARE ENSLAVED BY |
 WAREZ DUDE'S HYPNO-RAY!    |
----------------------------'__
                           ,'  `.
                          / ,'`. `-._
                          | |  /     `-.
                          | | |_________\
                          | | :          :
                          | | :           :
                          | | :            :
                          | | :             :   MU4H4H4H4H444!
                        __| | : ,,,        __:       \ ,,,
  ~..                  'o.  | : '@@   @@  #@@ :        --
   >>                     | | :  ||   ||   )|  :      -//-
__ |\ ________|>-.______,'| |_:_ || _ bb _ || __:___ _/ )_ __________


                             __
                           ,'  `.
                          / ,'`. `-._
                          | |  /     `-.
                          | | |_________\
                          | |
                          | |
                          | |
                          | |
*whistle*               __| |   ,,,        __          ,,,
         ''~           'o.  |   '--   OO  #--          oo
         <<               | |   .||. .||. .)|.         //
jg______ /| _ : =>._____,'| |___ || _ bb _ || ______ _/ )_ ______

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Episode 610 (Nov. 30, 2004)
  Have you bought any             Let me guess, you've already
Christmas presents yet?           bought presents for everyone.
           `,,,                       ,  _
            '..                      O  |_)
             ||                   |_(._[__]
      ______ |\ _________________ | |b|   | ______


                 Yep.              You got one for me?
                   `,,,               ,  _
                    '~~              O  |_)
                    .||.          |_(._[__]
              ______ || _________ | |b|   | ______



        Yep, and it's              And what if I happen to buy it
         a good one!                for myself before Christmas?
                   `,,,               ,  _
                    '~~             OO  |_)
                    .||.          |(( _[__]
              ______ || _________ | bb|   | ______



             I'd.. but..          The paradox of being prepared.
                   `,,,               ,  _
                    'oo              O  |_)
                     ||           |_(._[__]
jg__________________ || _________ | |b|   | ____________

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