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Order by date | Order by rating So how come I'm this big The floating symbolises my
buff guy and you're a robot disassociation toward reality,
that has weird floaty parts? how I'm anchored in the mental
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So you think of me as more Well, I just thought you
of a "hands-on" person? needed a self-confidence boost,
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Order by date | Order by rating Where've you been? I heard about Yeah, we were battling
some virus taking over the world! it in cyberspace.
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Huh. And you Well, it was our
didn't invite me? mess to clean up.
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OK, so how We actually captured the virus even
did it go? though it's virtually unstoppable.
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Then we realized that humanity
deserves it and let it go.
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Order by date | Order by rating Linda! Nerd Boy made
a virus that's taking Figures. I can stop
over the world! the virus though.
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You can? How? Are you kidding? With all the times
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'.. ..# I might as well have made
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In fact, I might be the
only one who can stop it.
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Oh, hey Warez Dude, TH3 UNM15T4K4BL3
what brings you here? SM3LL 0F M0N3Y.
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Order by date | Order by rating Nerd Boy! My brother is using So.. you asked Linda to stop the
your virus for monopoly virus and Warez Dude overheard you?
and extortion! `,,, ,
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Yeah.. So first you tell on me, and
` now you're telling on them?
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Um.. Because your brother wouldn't
yeah.. cut you in on the profit?
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Uh... Still waiting for the
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Order by date | Order by rating Are you doing something Hey, Fan Boy. Have you seen Zelda:
about the virus now? Minish Cap? It totally rocks.
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That's an emulator! You're Yeah? What
playing a stolen game! do you care?
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But think of all the Note to self: Fan Boy has
Nintendo slaves who died finally totally lost it.
to make that game! `,,, , _
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You said that
out loud. I know.
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Order by date | Order by rating You're still not foiling my
brother's plan to monopolize Linda's still working for him?
the antivirus market with your I just assumed she'd get fed
unstoppable virus? `,,, , up and kick his butt.
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I mean, what's he got over there,
some kinda hypnotizing ray?
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Hehe. Hypnoti.. what?
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OMG HE HAS A HYPNOTIZING
RAY! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!
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Order by date | Order by rating We have to save Linda There is no ray, I
from the hypno-ray! `,,, , made it up; it
'oo OO was a joke!
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OK, sure. But it's still You mean besides
the only reason why Linda getting filthy rich?
would still be working `,,, ,
for my brother! '.. OO
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Please! Fine. Let's go save her from the
`,,, , non-existent hypno-ray.
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I don't know which is more disturbing: ;`-..____| \ |
That you were right or that it ; . | |
looks like a giant shower. W0RK! ; yes master | |
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Order by date | Order by rating We demand that you release 1 C4N F1X TH15.
Linda.. you.. you fiend! /
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: much better | ANOTHER HYPNO-RAY! OUR HEROES
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: master \ | THE EVIL WAREZ DUDE! HOW WILL
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Order by date | Order by rating Have you bought any Let me guess, you've already
Christmas presents yet? bought presents for everyone.
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Yep. You got one for me?
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Yep, and it's And what if I happen to buy it
a good one! for myself before Christmas?
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I'd.. but.. The paradox of being prepared.
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