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Order by date | Order by rating Um, so what do We're developing a new language.
you guys do? __ , _ _ _
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OK. I'm supposed to work
here. Do you know what Asking stupid questions?
my assignment is? __ , _ _ _
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Is he gone?
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Order by date | Order by rating H3R3'5 TH4 P1224. / I can't work with \
/ \ these weirdos! /o
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*chew*
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*swallow*
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T45TY P1224 C4RT0N? *ack-cough*
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Order by date | Order by rating 50... R U P33P5
G3TT1N 4L0NG? Nnh. Um...
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1F Y0U C4N'T GET 4L0NG,
1'LL H4V3 T0 F1RE
4LL 0F Y0U. Huh.
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Welcome to the team, man! Get away
Let me show you around. from me!
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Order by date | Order by rating Are you going to tell CH1LL. (5,2) (0; 1,3)
me what you've hired me \ ,,, __ , _ _ ` _
to do or what?! `OO -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/
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W3'R3 M4K1N A S33D 4.1. (1; 7,2) (0; 1,4)
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You're making a seed AI with the potential to
become a superintelligence that can make or
break the future of mankind?! Have you taken (1; 2,2) (0; 1,5)
Yudkowsky's Friendliness ,,, __ , _ _ ` _
theories into `OO -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/
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You HAVE to implement N0 5W34T, IT'5 0N
Friendliness, or 0UR T0 D0 L15T. You sunk my battleship.
you'll doom mankind \ ,,, __ , _ _ _
to extinction! `OO -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/
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Order by date | Order by rating So you need me N0, 1T'5 D0N3, W3 JU5T W4NT Y0U T0 C0D3
to write an AI for FR13NDL1N355 50 1T D035N'T K1LL U5 4LL.
you, is that it? \ ,,, __ _ _ _
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Friendliness isn't something
you can just tack on as an *process*
afterthought! It should 0H. *initiated*
be the very nature of \ ,,, __ _ _ _
the AI's being! `OO -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/
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Y.. You're running a non-
Friendly AI?! You're ' / ,,, __ _ _ _
DOOMING ALL OF _ `OO - -- \)`- |_)(_| .# (/
HUMANITY!! _ -//- __.//.__ \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
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There. I've averted a By brutally murdering
major threat to mankind. -MineSweeper-?
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Order by date | Order by rating W3 D3C1D3D TH4T W3 I destroy two measly supercomputers
D0N'T N33D U, N3RD D00D. and suddenly I'm some kind of liability?
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4ND ST4Y 0UT!
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Oh yeah!? Well, remember my friend Mandy? She's
around here somewhere, and she can kick your ass
any day, pal! She's not your girlfriend anymore!
, She's an evil killing machine!
~oo OO
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Want me to cut off his 50UND5
filthy hand and mail GR34T!
it to you, honey?! * \
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Order by date | Order by rating MEANWHILE, AT A BUS STOP... |
| Hey! You're that guy who
_ | _ trashed our computers!
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I'll have you know that | Therefore, my actions clearly
there was a 42.64% chance that | outweighed not destroying your
_ your software was harmful to | _ computers 165 to 1!
|_| __ , mankind! | |_| __ ,
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You're just making this
stuff up as you go along, IT'S THE
_ aren't you? SCIENTIFIC METHOD!
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Order by date | Order by rating They're all totally lame. I was there when they
I'm never working there kicked you out, Nerd Boy.
again, mark my words! They don't want you there.
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Well, I'm never talking -They're- not
to them again... talking to -you-.
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Yeah, well, they'll come -You'll- go crawling
crawling on their knees. on -your- knees.
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They're total hunks. -You're- a total.. hey!
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Hello, Hi.
Mandy. ,
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This is Linda,
my girlfriend.
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I think you )
broke her. (
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Order by date | Order by rating OK, back up. YOU're No, Linda and I are
DATING? Is this a JOKE? , really dating.
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C'mon, is it a joke?
You can tell me. It's not.
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So you're saying that this dating
thing is some kind of joke?
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