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Episode 61 (Oct. 2, 2001)
   Um, so what do           We're developing a new language.
    you guys do?                        __ ,  _  _    _
               `OO                   \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
               .||.                   \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
                bb                     _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


  OK. I'm supposed to work
   here. Do you know what       Asking stupid questions?
    my assignment is?                   __ ,  _  _    _
               `OO                   \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
               .||.                   \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
                bb                     _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


                                        __    _  _    _
                OO                   \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
               .||.                   \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
                bb                     _|_\|   ||   |/_|_



                                        Is he gone?
                                            |    No.
                                            |     |
                                       Ah, crap.   \
                                        __ ,  _  _  ` _
                OO                   \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
               .||.                   \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
                bb                     _|_\|   ||   |/_|_         jg

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Episode 62 (Oct. 3, 2001)
 H3R3'5 TH4 P1224.                            / I can't work with \
       /                                      \  these weirdos!   /o
   ,,,                     __    _  _    _                          .
    --                  \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/                      OO
   .\\-==                \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                      .||.
     )\_                  _|_\|   ||   |/_|_                        dd



                        *chew*
     ,,,                   __    _  _    _
      --                \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/                      OO
     .\\-    -*zip*-     \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                      .||.
       )\_                _|_\|   ||   |/_|_                        dd



                        *swallow*
     ,,,                   __    _  _    _
      --                \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/                      OO
     .\\.                \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                      .||.
     _/ )_                _|_\|   ||   |/_|_                        dd



T45TY P1224 C4RT0N?     *ack-cough*
     ,,, /                ` __   _  _    _       ( Case in point. )o.
      --                \) `.   |_)(_|   -# (/                      OO
     .\\.                \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                      .||.
     _/ )_                _|_\|   ||   |/_|_         jg             dd

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Episode 63 (Oct. 4, 2001)
      50... R U P33P5
       G3TT1N 4L0NG?         Nnh.     Um...
        ,,, /              __ ,  _  _   `_
         --             \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/                 OO
     __.\\.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                 .||.
    |    \>  |            _|_\|   ||   |/_|_                   dd


 1F Y0U C4N'T GET 4L0NG,
    1'LL H4V3 T0 F1RE
         4LL 0F Y0U.         Huh.
        ,,, /              __ ,  _  _    _
         --             \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/                 OO
     __.\\.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                 .||.
    |    \>  |            _|_\|   ||   |/_|_                   dd



        ,,,                __    _  _    _
         --             \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/                 OO
     __.\\.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/                 .||.
    |    \>  |            _|_\|   ||   |/_|_                   dd


                                   Welcome to the team, man!   Get away
                                    Let me show you around.    from me!
        ,,,                      _  _    _            `  __       ,
         --             \)      |_)(_|   -# (/          `..     OO
     __.\\.__            \__  _[__][__]_.((_/          .(__)    -)).
    |    \>  |    jg      _|_ |   ||   |/_|_             ||     d d

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Episode 64 (Oct. 5, 2001)
  Are you going to tell     CH1LL.                   (5,2)   (0; 1,3)
 me what you've hired me      \ ,,,                 __ ,  _  _  ` _
to do or what?!   `OO           --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
                  .||.        __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
 _________________ bb _______|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


                   W3'R3 M4K1N A S33D 4.1.        (1; 7,2)   (0; 1,4)
                              \ ,,,                 __ ,  _  _  ` _
                   OO           --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
                  .||.        __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
 _________________ bb _______|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_



   You're making a seed AI with the potential to
  become a superintelligence that can make or
 break the future of mankind?! Have you taken     (1; 2,2)   (0; 1,5)
Yudkowsky's Friendliness        ,,,                 __ ,  _  _  ` _
 theories into    `OO           --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
  account?        .||.        __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
 _________________ bb _______|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


You HAVE to implement    N0 5W34T, IT'5 0N
 Friendliness, or         0UR T0 D0 L15T.      You sunk my battleship.
you'll doom mankind           \ ,,,                 __ ,  _  _    _
 to extinction!   `OO           --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
                  .||.        __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
jg________________ bb _______|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_

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Episode 65 (Oct. 6, 2001)
   So you need me       N0, 1T'5 D0N3, W3 JU5T W4NT Y0U T0 C0D3
  to write an AI for   FR13NDL1N355 50 1T D035N'T K1LL U5 4LL.
   you, is that it?           \ ,,,                 __    _  _    _
                 `OO            --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
                 .||.         __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
 ________________ bb ________|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


Friendliness isn't something
you can just tack on as an            *process*
afterthought! It should     0H.             *initiated*
be the very nature of         \ ,,,                 __    _  _    _
the AI's being!  `OO            --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
                 .||.         __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
 ________________ bb ________|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


Y.. You're running a non-
   Friendly AI?! You're ' /     ,,,                 __    _  _    _
    DOOMING ALL OF _  `OO -     --               \)`-    |_)(_|   .# (/
      HUMANITY!!  _  -//-     __.//.__            \(_)._[__][__]_.((_/
 __________________  b b ____|  </    |___________ _|_\|   ||   |/_|_


                 There. I've averted a          By brutally murdering
                  major threat to mankind.        -MineSweeper-?
              ,,,                __    `OO     _  ,
               --             \)`.     .||.    -# (/
           __.\\.__            \(_)    _dd-.   ((_/
 _________|    \>  |___________ _|_\ .\|'/`,\ /_|_ _________________ jg

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Episode 66 (Oct. 7, 2001)
  W3 D3C1D3D TH4T W3              I destroy two measly supercomputers
 D0N'T N33D U, N3RD D00D.      and suddenly I'm some kind of liability?
                     \ ,,,                     ,
                        --                   OO
                       .\\.                 .||.
                 ______  )\_  ______________ dd _______________


                                                          4ND ST4Y 0UT!
                                _                                     \
                     ~..     OO  -
                     .>>.  -((-  _                            *kick*
_____________________ |\ ___ b b ______________________________________


                   Oh yeah!? Well, remember my friend Mandy? She's
                    around here somewhere, and she can kick your ass
                      any day, pal! She's not your girlfriend anymore!
                            ,   She's an evil killing machine!
                      ~oo OO
                       >>-\\-
______________________ ||  bb _________________________________________


  Want me to cut off his                                        50UND5
   filthy hand and mail                                          GR34T!
     it to you, honey?!    *                                          \
                     `~.. OO
                       >>-\\-
jg____________________ ||  bb _________________________________________

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Episode 67 (Oct. 8, 2001)
MEANWHILE, AT A BUS STOP...        |
                                   |      Hey! You're that guy who
   _                               |     _ trashed our computers!
  |_|     __                       |    |_|   ` __
   |     #..#      OO              |     |     #..       OO'
   |     .)(.     .||.             |     |     .)|.     .||.
 ________ || _____ bb _________/   |   ________ || _____ dd _________/
 ------------------------------'   |   ------------------------------'
___________________________________|___________________________________
                                   |
                                   |
       I'll have you know that     |    Therefore, my actions clearly
   there was a 42.64% chance that  |   outweighed not destroying your
   _  your software was harmful to |     _     computers 165 to 1!
  |_|     __         ,  mankind!   |    |_|     __          ,
   |     #..       OO              |     |     #..       OO
   |     .)|.     .||.             |     |     .)|.     .||.
 ________ || _____ dd _________/   |   ________ || _____ dd _________/
 ------------------------------'   |   ------------------------------'
___________________________________|___________________________________


            You're just making this
             stuff up as you go along,      IT'S THE
                        _ aren't you?    SCIENTIFIC METHOD!
                       |_|   ` __         ,
                        |     #..#     \OO
                        |     .)(.      ||.
                      ________ || _____ dd _________/
                      ------------------------------'     jg

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Episode 68 (Oct. 9, 2001)
      They're all totally lame.      I was there when they
       I'm never working there      kicked you out, Nerd Boy.
        again, mark my words!       They don't want you there.
                      `              ,
                       OO         ..~
                      .||.       .<<.
                       bb         ||


       Well, I'm never talking       -They're- not
          to them again...         talking to -you-.
                      `              ,
                       OO         ..~
                      .||.       .<<.
                       bb         ||


      Yeah, well, they'll come     -You'll- go crawling
      crawling on their knees.      on -your- knees.
                      `              ,
                       OO         ..~
                      .||.       .<<.
                       bb         ||


      They're total hunks.       -You're- a total.. hey!
                      `             ,
                       OO         ..~
                      .||.       .<<.
                       bb         ||                jg

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Episode 69 (Oct. 10, 2001)
        Hello,            Hi.
         Mandy.           ,
            `OO        ..~
            .||.      .<<.
     _______ bb ______ || ______


                  This is Linda,
                 my girlfriend.
                           |
                  Hi. __   ,
                    `#.. OO        ..~
                     .)|.||.      .<<.
                 ____ || bb ______ || ______



                                  __             -*-
                                 #.. OO        ..~
                                 .)|.||.      .<<.
                             ____ || bb ______ || ______


                                     I think you             )
                                      broke her.            (
                                            ` __            ))
                                             #.. OO        ..~
                                             .)|.||.      .<<.
       jg                                ____ || bb ______ || ______

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Episode 70 (Oct. 11, 2001)
        OK, back up. YOU're          No, Linda and I are
      DATING? Is this a JOKE?          ,  really dating.
                           `~..      OO
                            .>>.    .||.
                      ______ || ____ dd _________________


             C'mon, is it a joke?
                You can tell me.       It's not.
                           `           ,
                            ~..      OO
                            .>>.    .||.
                      ______ || ____ dd _________________




                            ~..      OO
                            .>>.    .||.
                      ______ || ____ dd _________________




    So you're saying that this dating
       thing is some kind of joke?
                           `
                            ~..      OO
                            .>>.    .||.
                      ______ || ____ dd _________________ jg

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