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Episode 621 (Dec. 26, 2004)
 ART DAY: SOME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
 --------------------------------
                                                      ____
     ,-.                                             /_/_/
     \ /   Chinese                                  /_/_/
    =(#)=  good luck                               /_/_/
      o    charm
     /|\                                      Chocolate, 99% cocoa
     |||
     |||                    o
      '                      \_        Excellent!
                           o-| _        ,
                          __ |/|      OO
                          | \| o     -||.
                          o _|_       dd
                            \_/

                       A candy tree
         __
        /\:\                                 ________
       / //                                 |        |\
      / //   Laser pointer                  |   <3   ||  Washable
     (_//    with key chain                 |________|| 100% plastic
      :                                      `========' deck of cards
      :
     (_)                                          Genius!
                                                       `
                                                       \OO/
     (and some other stuff that's hard to draw)         ||
jg                                                      db

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Episode 622 (Dec. 28, 2004)
Well that was a big let-down.         What?
                     `                ,
                      OO            ..~
                     ((            .<<.
            ________ b b __________ || ____________


         Xmas! Too much set-up       I thought -I- was the
        and too little pay-off!      Scrooge around here?
                           `          ,
                            OO      ..~
                           -||-    .<<.
   ________________________ bb ____ || _______________


 No, we've always alternated.
It's my turn this year. You're       What? No, I always need -you- to
  supposed to cheer me up. `          ,  get me into the Xmas spirit.
                            OO      ..~
                           .||'    -<<.
 __________________________ bb ____ || _________________



               No wonder I'm so
               depressed every
               other year. `
                            OO      --~
                            ||     .<<.
jg                          bb      ||

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Episode 623 (Dec. 30, 2004)
                                        Hey Ishmael.
                     ,,,                  ,
                     '..                OO
                      ||                 ))'
               ______ |\ ______________ d d _____



         Huh? Why would you       Ha! I tricked you into
          call me Ishmael?           quoting Moby Dick!
                       `,,,            ,
                        '..          OO
                        .||.         -\\.
             ___________ || _________ dd _________



                        ,,,
                        '..          OO
                         ||          -\\.
           _____________ || _________ dd ___________________



                      So?              Dunno. Just thought the earth
                        `              might swallow you up or, you
                        ,,,             ,    know, -something-.
                        '..           OO
                        .||.          ||
jg______________________ || _________ dd _________

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Episode 624 (Jan. 2, 2005)
            So that's it, I guess.                       Really?! Wow,
           The end of the world. `                    ___ , awesome!
                                  OO           ..~   (~~()
                                 ((           .<<.    -||-
                ________________ b b _________ || ____ || __________


                                   You're weird, shut up!
                                             `        ___
                                   OO         ~--    (oo()
                                   ||         .>>-     ||
                       ___________ bb ________ || ____ || _______


                                             End of the world
                                               how exactly?
                                                  ,              ___
                                   OO          ..~           _- ();;)
                                   ||         .<<.        - -_  -//-
             _____________________ bb ________ || _______  - -- / \ __



   I spilled some self-replicating             I knew I shouldn't have
nanobots out of that My First Nanotech        bought you something that
Kit I got for Xmas. They're destroying         is "from ages 7 and up".
the world at an exponential rate.  `             ,
                                   OO          --~
                                  -||.        .<<.
jg________________________________ bb ________ || ________________

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Episode 625 (Jan. 17, 2005)
                                ..so then I thought that maybe I should
                                   clear the state -after- checking it,
                           ,,,        ,  otherwise it's always cleared!
                           '..      OO
                           .||.    .||'
               ____________ || ____ dd __________



                    That's it?       Yeah.
                          `,,,        ,
                           '..      OO
                           .||.    .||.
                  _________ || ____ dd _____


  Why are all your bugs so obvious?
Even I would've caught that last one!
                          `,,,
                           '..      OO
                           -||-    .||.
                      _____ || ____ dd ___


                                      Well, I'm a genius. I can
                                      do the impossible, but the
                           ,,,        , obvious takes me a while.
                           '..      OO
                            ||     .||>
jg_________________________ || ____ dd ______________

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Episode 626 (Dec. 16, 2005)
Hey what's that?                          It's a ball with a gyroscope
 It looks cool!                             in it. Purely hand-driven.
       `,,,                                        ,
        '..                             *vrrr* ` OO
        .||-                                  - o||.
 _______ || __________________________________ , dd ___________


That glow is powered
by the gyro? Does it
 do anything else?                                Check it out.
        `,,,                                       ,
         '..                            *vrrr* ` OO
          ||                                  - o||.
 ________ |\ _________________________________ , dd ___________



            Wha..
              `,,,                *vrrrueeEEEEE*
               '..                          ,o:o.OO
                ||                          o   o ))
     __________ |\ ________________________ `o:o'dd __________



                 ,,,              *CHOOM!*
                 'oo        | ,                 OO
                  ||      ` o:::::::::: : :  :  -\\
jg_______________ ||       / `                   dd ______________

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Episode 627 (Dec. 18, 2005)
You know, I've decided
that I really hate Xmas.                Here we go.
                   `                    ,
                    OO               ''~             ....
                   ((                <<             _||||_  _|
__________________ b b _____________ || ___________ |    | | | _


I mean it this time! It's lost
 its meaning. I really can't            Mhm.
   see the point anymore.  `            ,
                            OO       --~
                           ((        <<
          _________________ bb _____ || _____________



      Stop that! I'm having an          OK, last offer: You get me the
      existential crisis here!          Celine Dion tickets, I buy you
                           `  ,         , the vintage Millenium Falcon.
                            OO -     ..~
                           -||-     -<<.
                ___________ bb _____ || _____________


                OK, deal.              You drive an overly
                      `                 , dramatic bargain.
                       OO            ..~
                        ))          .<<.
jg____________________ d d _________ || __________

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Episode 628 (Dec. 25, 2005)
 WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS             ___
 ------------------------            ||==|  Terry Pratchett
                                     ||/\|  "A hat full of sky"
   @@  *vrrrr*                       ||__|
   ||o
   bb  Powerball!                        ____ __
                                         \_\_\\_\
                                          \_\_\_\   Dark chocolate!
                                           \_\_\_\
          _         _                       \_\_\_\
       _ |-|       (D) "The button"
      |-||-|     __                        _____
      `-''-'  __/  /                      /\    \
    Chips    / /__/                      | |;-'_|  "Golden poker"
            /__/   Cards                 | |,;'o|  chocolate
                                         |_|o_o_|
      Texas Hold'em set

                                                  ___
       , /\  ,                                   (   )
  /\  /)|  |;; /\                                 \ /  Jade Buddha
 |  |//,'  //,'  |                                 o   necklace
 |_ //___ //_____|     ,---.       Ink
   //    //          ,',--. |    ,.
  //    //          / /   ; /   /;/    _ _ _     _
 ()    ()          |     / /   /'/    / (O)=====<_>
                    `-.__,'   / /    |\_____/|
 Brushes        Ink well     './      `.___,'  Water bowl
                      _
       Miniature sho-do calligraphy set!                             jg

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Episode 629 (Feb. 14, 2006)
                                      I invented a new
                                     mnemonic technique.
                                 ___ ,
                ~..             (..()
                 >>              .||.
    ____________ |\ _____________ || ___________________


      I'm not asking what            Pain! I figured that pain is easy
      it is. You're weird.           to remember. Or, you just hurt
                       `         ___ ,   yourself more, so you
                        ~..     (..()       feel it later!
                        .>>.     -||-
             ___________ || _____ || __________



     That's weird even for          Different areas of my body mean
       you. Stop talking.      different things. To remember a meeting,
                       `         ___  ,  I bite my left pinky and think
                        ~oo     ()..)   about the meeting really hard!
                         >>      .||'
                    ____ || _____ || ____


     You know, I can help          Social standing; right chin!
     you remember to never        ___  ,
       talk to me again. `~--    ()~~)
                          .>>.   `||.
jg________________________ |\ ___ || ________________

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Episode 630 (Feb. 16, 2006)
      I heard you         Yeah, I'm teaching
     got a new job.      game programming now.
             `,,,         ,
              '..       OO
               ||      ((
          ____ |\ ____ b b  ______________


             What?! You're       Gamer, ew. I'm not obsessed
               not a gamer!      with games, but I do play
                       `,,,        ,   them, you know.
                        '..      OO
                        .||.    .||>            |_  _____  _|
          ______________ || ____ dd ___________ | | |   | | | ___


    Really? Name the last
  thousand games you played!     Thousand, are you crazy?
                       `,,,        ,
                        '..      OO
                        -||-     ||
               _________ || ____ dd ___


              Hah! You're         I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry about
              not a gamer!         your brain disease or whatever.
                        `,,,       ,
                         'oo     OO
                         //-    .||-
jg                   ___ || ____ dd ___

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