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Order by date | Order by rating ART DAY: SOME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
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A candy tree
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/ // Laser pointer | <3 || Washable
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: `========' deck of cards
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(_) Genius!
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Order by date | Order by rating Well that was a big let-down. What?
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Xmas! Too much set-up I thought -I- was the
and too little pay-off! Scrooge around here?
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No, we've always alternated.
It's my turn this year. You're What? No, I always need -you- to
supposed to cheer me up. ` , get me into the Xmas spirit.
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No wonder I'm so
depressed every
other year. `
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey Ishmael.
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'.. OO
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Huh? Why would you Ha! I tricked you into
call me Ishmael? quoting Moby Dick!
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'.. OO
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'.. OO
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So? Dunno. Just thought the earth
` might swallow you up or, you
,,, , know, -something-.
'.. OO
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jg______________________ || _________ dd _________
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Order by date | Order by rating So that's it, I guess. Really?! Wow,
The end of the world. ` ___ , awesome!
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You're weird, shut up!
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___________ bb ________ || ____ || _______
End of the world
how exactly?
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I spilled some self-replicating I knew I shouldn't have
nanobots out of that My First Nanotech bought you something that
Kit I got for Xmas. They're destroying is "from ages 7 and up".
the world at an exponential rate. ` ,
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jg________________________________ bb ________ || ________________
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Order by date | Order by rating ..so then I thought that maybe I should
clear the state -after- checking it,
,,, , otherwise it's always cleared!
'.. OO
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That's it? Yeah.
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'.. OO
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Why are all your bugs so obvious?
Even I would've caught that last one!
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'.. OO
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Well, I'm a genius. I can
do the impossible, but the
,,, , obvious takes me a while.
'.. OO
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jg_________________________ || ____ dd ______________
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Order by date | Order by rating Hey what's that? It's a ball with a gyroscope
It looks cool! in it. Purely hand-driven.
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'.. *vrrr* ` OO
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That glow is powered
by the gyro? Does it
do anything else? Check it out.
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'.. *vrrr* ` OO
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Wha..
`,,, *vrrrueeEEEEE*
'.. ,o:o.OO
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,,, *CHOOM!*
'oo | , OO
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Order by date | Order by rating You know, I've decided
that I really hate Xmas. Here we go.
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I mean it this time! It's lost
its meaning. I really can't Mhm.
see the point anymore. ` ,
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_________________ bb _____ || _____________
Stop that! I'm having an OK, last offer: You get me the
existential crisis here! Celine Dion tickets, I buy you
` , , the vintage Millenium Falcon.
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___________ bb _____ || _____________
OK, deal. You drive an overly
` , dramatic bargain.
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jg____________________ d d _________ || __________
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Order by date | Order by rating WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS ___
------------------------ ||==| Terry Pratchett
||/\| "A hat full of sky"
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bb Powerball! ____ __
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\_\_\_\ Dark chocolate!
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_ |-| (D) "The button"
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Chips / /__/ | |;-'_| "Golden poker"
/__/ Cards | |,;'o| chocolate
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Texas Hold'em set
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/\ /)| |;; /\ \ / Jade Buddha
| |//,' //,' | o necklace
|_ //___ //_____| ,---. Ink
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// // / / ; / /;/ _ _ _ _
() () | / / /'/ / (O)=====<_>
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Brushes Ink well './ `.___,' Water bowl
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Miniature sho-do calligraphy set! jg
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Order by date | Order by rating I invented a new
mnemonic technique.
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I'm not asking what Pain! I figured that pain is easy
it is. You're weird. to remember. Or, you just hurt
` ___ , yourself more, so you
~.. (..() feel it later!
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That's weird even for Different areas of my body mean
you. Stop talking. different things. To remember a meeting,
` ___ , I bite my left pinky and think
~oo ()..) about the meeting really hard!
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You know, I can help Social standing; right chin!
you remember to never ___ ,
talk to me again. `~-- ()~~)
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jg________________________ |\ ___ || ________________
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Order by date | Order by rating I heard you Yeah, I'm teaching
got a new job. game programming now.
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'.. OO
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What?! You're Gamer, ew. I'm not obsessed
not a gamer! with games, but I do play
`,,, , them, you know.
'.. OO
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Really? Name the last
thousand games you played! Thousand, are you crazy?
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'.. OO
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_________ || ____ dd ___
Hah! You're I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry about
not a gamer! your brain disease or whatever.
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'oo OO
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jg ___ || ____ dd ___
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