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Bye! Bye!
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She'll be your
downfall, you know. I Uegh!
was there when `_ , _
it happened. ".O oO #..
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Don't be frightened. I
am your future self So what's with the monocle?
come back to `_ , Why would I have a monocle?
warn you. ".O OO It's kinda freaky.
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You like the monocle. I think we got off on the wrong
Lay off the monocle. foot. Let's start over...
`_ , What's with the cane?
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Order by date | Order by rating So you say you're me. From
the future. How do I know Run a DNA test.
you're telling the truth? _ ,
`OO O."
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LATER, AT THE LAB...
This won't hurt Actually, I seem
a bit... _ _ , to recall that-
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Y.. You OW!
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Order by date | Order by rating According to the DNA test, you're Well, to make a long story
me. You say you're from the future, _ , short, she'll kill you.
and that the girl I'm dating `OO O."
will be my "downfall". How? .||. )).
bb dd |
OK, how stupid do you think Yes, but only because I came
I am? You're right here, which _ , back here to warn myself.
means I -don't- die. `OO O."
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Uhh... OK. So how did.. or will.. No, she'll sneak up behind
she do it? Let me guess. An icepick? _ , you during this discussion.
`OO O."
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NO, LINDA, DON'T
KILL ME! PLEASE! You're gonna love the look on
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` ' , _ , gag 43 years from now!
- OO O^"
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Order by date | Order by rating So, I've been playing What a surprise. Can you
Ragnarok again... , speed this up? I have
`OO ..~ a souffle in the oven.
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...and a lvl 4 character Oh. And let me guess.
died because he tried to , He said "insert"?
take on a wolf.. `OO ..~
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Yeah. How did you know? Well, you told me that stupid joke five
| thousand times, and I still don't think
` , it's funny. You know why?! I
OO ..~ don't play that stupid game!!
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But... It's like, he's OK. The souffle can wait, I
face down in the sand have more urgent business; the
and, like.. INSERT! , administration of severe pain.
`OO --~
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Order by date | Order by rating PREVIOUSLY, ON "NERD BOY"...
This is Linda,
my girlfriend.
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According to the DNA test, you're Well, to make a long story
me. You say you're from the future, _ , short, she'll kill you.
and that the girl I'm dating `OO O."
will be my "downfall". How? .||. )).
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Did you ever get the feeling
your life is one big soap? You have a life?
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Order by date | Order by rating Mandy! Mandy, come quick! What?! What?!
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They've implemented Oh GOD, that STUPID
the duelling system in -GAME- again... __
Ragnarok! `OO `~-- ..#
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bb |\ /|
So I tried it out, because And she totally kicked your
some girl challenged me. __ , ass and killed you and
`OO ..# utterly humiliated you ~..
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bb || on-line friends? |\
That's -exactly- what Oh, just a
happened. How did __ , wild guess.
you know? `OO ''#
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Order by date | Order by rating I can't believe I was defeated in Ragnarok by a Look on the bright side. girl. And by my girlfriend, , of all people. `OO ..~ .||. .<<. bb || What's that? You were beat by a ` , gi-irl! Nyah nya- OO ..~ nyah nya-nyaah nyah! .||. '<<. bb || Oh, the -evil- bright side. Heh heh. , Where's my future me? , OO Why didn't he warn me ~.. .||. about this? .>>. dd |\ You! You just told me my Yeah, well. You'll get girlfriend would -kill- me, _ , over it in only 30 not that she'd kill me in `OO O." years or so... an on-line game! This .||- )). is -horrible-! bb dd | jg |
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Order by date | Order by rating You've been working all Among other things... Trying
day. What are you doing? to program a chatbot using
` __ _ , stochastics and stuff.
#.. (_| O
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Any progress? First, I checked the
` __ _ , net for similar projects.
#.. (_| O
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And? Well... I found this cool band
` __ _ , called EBO and I've been
#.. (_| O listening to them all day.
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So what do they have *why are you
to do with chatbots? alone?* Well, they uh... Nothing...
` __ _ , Nothing, I guess.
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Order by date | Order by rating *BASIL!*
__ ,--. *yawn*
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Finally awake, huh? Uh huh.
It's 3 pm. Been up ` __ ,--. ,
all night working ,---- #.. -----. | \ \ OO
on the chatbot? |`-.___)| ______`-. +-+-+ ))
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*I'll get you some orange
juice, NB-sama!* *meep*
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I don't get it. You're What? Oh, that thing's actually
struggling to get a chatbot a "Hjyrgjen" from IKEA.
working, and yet you've ` __ , ,--.
managed to build an ,---- #.. - OO . | \ \
intelligent robot? |`-.___)| _(( __`-. +-+-+
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