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Episode 71 (Oct. 12, 2001)



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                                                                     jg

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Episode 72 (Oct. 13, 2001)
                               Bye!           Bye!
                      _          ,              `_
                     ".O       OO               ..#/
                    .((       .||'              .)|
            _______ | bb _____ bb ______________ |\ _____________


     She'll be your
  downfall, you know. I           Uegh!
     was there when  `_           ,                      _
      it happened.   ".O        oO                      #..
                    .((         //                      .)|.
            _______ | bb _____ dd ______________________ |\ _____


 Don't be frightened. I
   am your future self           So what's with the monocle?
     come back to    `_          , Why would I have a monocle?
      warn you.      ".O       OO    It's kinda freaky.
                    .((       .||.
            _______ ( bb _____ dd _______________________________


  You like the monocle.       I think we got off on the wrong
   Lay off the monocle.          foot. Let's start over...
                     `_          ,  What's with the cane?
                     "-O       OO
                    .((       .||.
            _______ | bb _____ dd _______________________________  jg

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Episode 73 (Oct. 14, 2001)
   So you say you're me. From
    the future. How do I know          Run a DNA test.
    you're telling the truth?        _ ,
                           `OO      O."
                           .||.      )).
                   ________ bb ____ dd | ________

 LATER, AT THE LAB...

                 This won't hurt         Actually, I seem
                    a bit...  _          _ , to recall that-
                          `O |_)      _ O."
                        |_(._[__].   | |-)).
       ________________ | |b|   | `-'|_|dd | _________________


                  Y.. You                   OW!
                 -are- me!    _           _ ,
                         `O  |_)      _  O."
               *creak*  |_\._[__].   | | //.  *creak*
       ________________ ( )b|   | `-'|_|dd  ) ________________



                 pp                              qq
               -//-                              -\\-
               OO    *boing*  _         *boing*   ".O
                        |_   |_)      _
                        / \ _[__].   | |    /
   jg  ____________________ |   | `-'|_| _____________________

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Episode 74 (Oct. 15, 2001)
According to the DNA test, you're        Well, to make a long story
me. You say you're from the future,     _ ,  short, she'll kill you.
and that the girl I'm dating  `OO      O."
will be my "downfall". How?   .||.      )).
                               bb      dd |



    OK, how stupid do you think          Yes, but only because I came
   I am? You're right here, which       _ ,  back here to warn myself.
     means I -don't- die.     `OO      O."
                              .||.      )).
                               bb      dd |



 Uhh... OK. So how did.. or will..        No, she'll sneak up behind
she do it? Let me guess. An icepick?    _ , you during this discussion.
                              `OO      O."
                              .||.      )).
                               bb      dd |


                  NO, LINDA, DON'T
                   KILL ME! PLEASE!     You're gonna love the look on
                                 |       your face when -you- do that
                            ` ' ,       _ ,  gag 43 years from now!
                            - OO       O^"
                            -//-        )).
       jg                   dd         dd |

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Episode 75 (Oct. 16, 2001)
    So, I've been playing        What a surprise. Can you
       Ragnarok again...           ,  speed this up? I have
                       `OO      ..~     a souffle in the oven.
                       .||.    .<<.
    ___________________ bb ____ || _________________________


 ...and a lvl 4 character        Oh. And let me guess.
died because he tried to           ,  He said "insert"?
    take on a wolf..   `OO      ..~
                       .||.    .<<.
    ___________________ bb ____ || _________________________



  Yeah. How did you know?      Well, you told me that stupid joke five
                      |         thousand times, and I still don't think
                       `           ,   it's funny. You know why?! I
                        OO      ..~    don't play that stupid game!!
                       .||.    .<<.       It's an inside joke!!
    ___________________ bb ____ || _________________________



    But... It's like, he's       OK. The souffle can wait, I
    face down in the sand         have more urgent business; the
     and, like.. INSERT!          ,  administration of severe pain.
                       `OO     --~
                       .||.   .<<.
    ___________________ bb ___ /| ________________________jg

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Episode 76 (Oct. 17, 2001)
 PREVIOUSLY, ON "NERD BOY"...

                        This is Linda,
                       my girlfriend.
                                 |
                        Hi. __   ,
                          `#.. OO        ..~
                           .)|.||.      .<<.
                       ____ || bb ______ || ______



 According to the DNA test, you're        Well, to make a long story
 me. You say you're from the future,     _ ,  short, she'll kill you.
 and that the girl I'm dating  `OO      O."
 will be my "downfall". How?   .||.      )).
                                bb      dd |

                    _ _ _____ __ ___  ______ _ __ __
                   / \ \  __/ _ \   | \  _  / \  |  /
    --------------/ / \ \ _/ /-'/| /---\ _ / O \   /-------------
                 /_/ \__|\/_/ \_\_/     \_/_____|_|


     Did you ever get the feeling
      your life is one big soap?         You have a life?
                             `            ,
                              OO       ..~
                             .||.     .<<.
       jg                ____ bb _____ || ____

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Episode 77 (Oct. 18, 2001)
Mandy! Mandy, come quick!               What?! What?!
                  `                       ,
               -   OO                  oo~ _
              _  -//-                 -<<-  -
                 b b                   /|



     They've implemented          Oh GOD, that STUPID
    the duelling system in          -GAME- again...     __
         Ragnarok!      `OO                `~--         ..#
                        .||.                .>>.       .|(.
                         bb                  |\         /|



So I tried it out, because         And she totally kicked your
   some girl challenged me.      __ ,  ass and killed you and
                        `OO      ..#   utterly humiliated you   ~..
                        .||.    .|(.    in front of all your    .>>.
                         bb      ||       on-line friends?       |\




      That's -exactly- what         Oh, just a
        happened. How did        __ ,  wild guess.
             you know?  `OO      ''#
                        .||.    .|(.
     jg                  bb      ||

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Episode 78 (Oct. 19, 2001)
  I can't believe I was
defeated in Ragnarok by a        Look on the bright side.
girl. And by my girlfriend,          ,
    of all people.      `OO       ..~
                        .||.     .<<.
                         bb       ||



               What's that?         You were beat by a
                        `            , gi-irl! Nyah nya-
                         OO       ..~   nyah nya-nyaah nyah!
                        .||.     '<<.
                         bb       ||



             Oh, the -evil- bright side.        Heh heh.
               ,  Where's my future me?            ,
             OO   Why didn't he warn me         ~..
            .||.      about this?               .>>.
             dd                                  |\



    You! You just told me my                   Yeah, well. You'll get
   girlfriend would -kill- me,               _  , over it in only 30
   not that she'd kill me in `OO            O."     years or so...
     an on-line game! This   .||-            )).
       is -horrible-!         bb            dd |     jg

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Episode 79 (Oct. 20, 2001)
 You've been working all            Among other things... Trying
  day. What are you doing?            to program a chatbot using
              ` __               _     ,  stochastics and stuff.
               #..              (_|  O
                )|              [__]_.)_|
                |\              |   |d| |


          Any progress?                 First, I checked the
                      ` __       _     ,  net for similar projects.
                       #..      (_|  O
                       .)|.     [__]_.)_|
                        ||      |   |d| |



                  And?                  Well... I found this cool band
                      ` __       _     ,  called EBO and I've been
                       #..      (_|  O     listening to them all day.
                       .)|.     [__]_.)_|
                        ||      |   |d| |



  So what do they have    *why are you
   to do with chatbots?      alone?*    Well, they uh... Nothing...
                      ` __       _     ,    Nothing, I guess.
                       #..      (_|  O
                       .)|.     [__]_.)_|
     jg                 ||      |   |d| |

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Episode 80 (Oct. 21, 2001)
                                             *BASIL!*
                            __              ,--.            *yawn*
                     ,---- #.. -----.       | \ \         OO
                     |`-.___)| ______`-.    +-+-+          ))
                     |__|___ \\ ______||    | | |         d d



       Finally awake, huh?                             Uh huh.
     It's 3 pm. Been up   ` __              ,--.         ,
   all night working ,---- #.. -----.       | \ \     OO
  on the chatbot?    |`-.___)| ______`-.    +-+-+      ))
                     |__|___ \\ ______||    | | |     d d



 *I'll get you some orange
    juice, NB-sama!* *meep*
            ,              __     *grunt*   ,--.
         ~==         ,---- ..# - OO .       | \ \
         .]].        |`-.___)| _(( __`-.    +-+-+
          ||         |__|___ \\ __bb__||    | | |


   I don't get it. You're       What? Oh, that thing's actually
 struggling to get a chatbot        a "Hjyrgjen" from IKEA.
working, and yet you've   ` __     ,        ,--.
managed to build an  ,---- #.. - OO .       | \ \
intelligent robot?   |`-.___)| _(( __`-.    +-+-+
                     |__|___ \\ __bb__||  jg| | |

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