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Order by date | Order by rating *Tadaima!* Okaeri.
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Now I'm really confused. You said you
bought the robot from IKEA, right? Yeah?
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So why does it speak
Japanese instead of Swedish? Duh!
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I bought it from the Japanese branch of IKEA,
obviously. You think they make robots like
that in Sweden? I mean, come on, Linda...
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Order by date | Order by rating So, what do you say? I don't know if I'm
Sounds like fun, huh? ready for that...
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OK, what if I bring my stuff
over just for the weekend as Err... It's a big step.
a kind of trial period? ` __ , ?
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Give it some thought OK! Bye! -What's- a big step?
and call me, ok? __ ` ,
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Well, Linda wants to connect our Stupid nerds.
computers in a local area network. ,
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Order by date | Order by rating So have you decided? Do you We-ell...
want to network our computers? __ ,
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Oh, come on! It'll be fun!
We can have a LAN party, play It's just...
some Drakan and stuff! ` __ , I dunno...
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What? I've.. I've never done
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Why? What are
you afraid of? V-viruses?
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Order by date | Order by rating Still working on It's not stupid, I just..
that stupid chatbot? _ ,
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You're an idiot and you I left out a semi-colon!
made a mute chatbot? _ , __
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"Semi-colon"? Semi-colon?
Whatever. Ha ha! Idiot!
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Order by date | Order by rating There, my program is now
officially bug free... ` _
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Now for some surfing. Hey, the new
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What the.. I need QuickTime to
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Order by date | Order by rating Hi Linda. Hi.
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Halloween's coming up. Nah.
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Where's Linda? We broke up.
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Order by date | Order by rating Imagine... Soaring above the Are you talking about
roofs of skyscrapers, saving a stupid game again?
civilians from evil-doers... ,
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City of Heroes is And furthermore, you're
-not- stupid! ` , SuperNerd, so why would
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And now, breakfast.
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Order by date | Order by rating Bloood...
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Brains...
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Huh? What RUN LIKE Brains...
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Order by date | Order by rating WHENEVER A PROGRAMMER IS IN TROUBLE...
WHEREVER THERE ARE BUGS...
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YOU'LL FIND.. /____\ /| |\
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HE CODES FASTER THAN HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY!
A SPEEDING BULLET!
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AND... ACTUALLY, THAT'S IT!
Which is why I want to Have you heard? Scientists
beta test City of Heroes. , say that a braindead gerbil is
`OO ..~ actually less boring than you.
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