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Order by date | Order by rating OH MY GOD! A girl that
has a hammer for a head,
just like me! ` ___ !? ___
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Um... Hi. Get lost, freak!
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BOOOHOOOO!!!
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(;;() *sniff* ()..)
*bawl!* -\\- .>>.
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Isn't it a bit late Treat?
for trick or treat, ,
Mandy? ` OO ..~
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Why are you staring I don't know, I just got
at me like that? , the feeling that something
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Cool! --[___]--~ Dorky.
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Order by date | Order by rating *Now that the transformation scene is over,
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[] <o o>
`|[___]--~ *meep* Um, excuse me.
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*What is it, puny human? Er,
"organic friend".* \ ___
<>oo> Uh, you're using a robot I
--]__]-~ *meep* bought from an IKEA store in
[] || ] , Japan as your left arm.
||[__]| OO Can I have it back?
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*So -you- are the incompetent fool!
This robot is incorrectly assembled!
Witness how its voicebox emits noise
after speech! We \ ___
shall punish you!* <>oo> O-OK, you can borrow it. I
--]__]-~ *meep* don't n-need it right now.
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Order by date | Order by rating *You bother Us again?*
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<>oo> *meep* Sorry, I was just wondering if
-[__[--~ you can really just take my
[ || [] , robot like that and use it
|[__]|| OO as your left arm. I mean,
|||| .||. is that even legal?
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*Verily, according to the
Asian-American robot \ ___
act of 1982, human.* <>oo>
--]__]-~ *meep* Oh...
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*Read the fine print next
time, puny consumer.* \ ___
<oo<>
-[__[--~ *meep*
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Order by date | Order by rating *Yes, I have a positronic
brain and no, I \ ___
don't know how it <>oo>
works, sorry.* --]__]-~ *meep* OK, just a few more
[] || ] , questions...
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*I must take my leave!
The irritating human has
belated me!* \ ___ ___
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`-|[__[|-.\ *meep* Hey! Who are you calling
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,--. *Leave that perfectly innocent
___[#][#] house alone, foul creature!*
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{ ( - ) ___ _ <oo<> *meep*
`'\___/ '-`-|[__[--~ A really Woohoo...
________\ - \__/ || [] big monster! ,
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Order by date | Order by rating ,--. *Attempting to impress
[#][#] Us, are we? We are not
__(`(-)__ impressed, insect.*
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{ ( - ) <oo<> *meep*
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*PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED!* _____
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_\O_O_\/_ *MEEP*
*squeek!* ,--. | | |--~
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`'\ \ - \ |______|_| Wow! He grew OH, -geez-...
____\ ___| - )__ | || | really big! I'm outta here.
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Order by date | Order by rating So even though you've *Correct.*
defeated that monster, \ ___
you won't give back <o o> *meep*
my robot that you're --[___]--~ Let me try.
using as your left arm? [] | | [] ,
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Do you know what century *
this is? The 21st! The ___
whole "big robot made of <o o>
small robots" thing is out. --[___]--~
It's lame. You're a relic! [] | | []
Stop embarassing `~.. ||[___]|| OO
yourself and just .>>. || || .||.
disassemble! || /_| |_\ dd
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- *zweeee* / -
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*Finally! *-Tell- me *I liked *Like you like milk? Yeah, I've seen
Sheesh!* about it!* it.* you sneak off to them milk joints,
` __ __ , __ __ , , SICKO!* ?
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"Vampire Lesbian ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR
Kickboxers"? THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB!
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