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Episode 91 (Nov. 1, 2001)
 OH MY GOD! A girl that
has a hammer for a head,
just like me!  ` ___ !?                     ___
                ()..)                      ()..)
                .((.                        .>>.
                  \\                         ||



                              Um... Hi.       Get lost, freak!
                                  ` ___     ___ ,
                                   ()..)   (..()
                                    ||      .>>.
                                    ||       ||



             BOOOHOOOO!!!
           ___ ,                            ___
          (;;()  *sniff*                   ()..)
   *bawl!* -\\-                             .>>.
            / \                              ||



               Isn't it a bit late            Treat?
                for trick or treat,            ,
                  Mandy?     ` OO           ..~
                              .||.         .<<,___
         jg                    bb           ||(oo()

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Episode 92 (Nov. 2, 2001)
                  OO                  ..~
                __||____             .<<.
         ______( ` bb   \____________ /| ______________________



                  OO         ..~
                __||____    .<<.
         ______( ` bb   \___ || _______________________________



                  OO         ..~
                __||____    .<<.
         ______( ` bb   \___ || _______________________________



                  OO         ..~
                __||____    .<<.
         ______( ` bb   \___ || _______________________________



 Why are you staring           I don't know, I just got
  at me like that?              , the feeling that something
                 `OO         ..~    funny was about to happen.
                __||____    .<<.
       jg______( ` bb   \___ || _______________________________

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Episode 93 (Nov. 3, 2001)
  ---   __  ---    |     __            |   ---  __    --     ----   _
    -  <>-> -  -   |    <>->   ==~     |   __  <-<>  ==~ __   -- ___
 --   .//.    ---- |    .[].  .[[.     |        .\\-[[      ---
   _  / >    ---   |     ||    ||      | --- __  < \ \\    ____  ---
-------------------+-------------------+-------------------------------

                          __    __   __    __
                    ==   <-<>  [_[] []_]  <>->  ~==
                   .[[.  .[].  .||. .||.  .[].  .]].
            _______ || __ || __ || _ || __ || __ || _______

                                   |
                                   |
                          \        |        /
                           \       |       /
                      .     \    _   _    /     .
                       `.    \  <-> <->  /    .'
                         `.    .[ ]-[ ].    .'
                   `-._     ==/  \\_//  \==~    _.-'
                       `-  .[]   [_|_]   [].  -'
                            ||   || ||   ||
                                / | | \

                                  ___
                                 <o o>
            Cool!              --[___]--~              Dorky.
               `               [] | | []                ,
                OO             ||[___]||             ..~
               .||.              || ||              .<<.
    jg          bb              /_| |_\              ||

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Episode 94 (Nov. 4, 2001)
                    *Now that the transformation scene is over,
            ||  ___  /  We will go forth to save the Universe!*
            [] <o o>
             `|[___]--~ *meep*            Um, excuse me.
                | | []                    ,
               [___]||                  OO
               || ||                   '||.
       ______ /_| |_\ _________________ dd ______


*What is it, puny human? Er,
 "organic friend".*  \  ___
                       <>oo>               Uh, you're using a robot I
                      --]__]-~ *meep*     bought from an IKEA store in
                      [] || ]             ,  Japan as your left arm.
                      ||[__]|           OO    Can I have it back?
                        ||||           .||.
                  ____ /__\_\ _________ dd ______


*So -you- are the incompetent fool!
 This robot is incorrectly assembled!
 Witness how its voicebox emits noise
 after speech! We    \  ___
 shall punish you!*    <>oo>              O-OK, you can borrow it. I
                      --]__]-~ *meep*     don't n-need it right now.
                      [] || ]_                ,
                      ||[__]`-              OO
                        ||||                .)).
                jg____ /__\_\ _____________ bd __

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Episode 95 (Nov. 5, 2001)
   *You bother Us again?*
                       \  ___
                         <>oo> *meep*   Sorry, I was just wondering if
                        -[__[--~          you can really just take my
                        [ || []           , robot like that and use it
                        |[__]||         OO   as your left arm. I mean,
                         ||||          .||.    is that even legal?
            ___________ /_/__\       __ dd



*Verily, according to the
  Asian-American robot  \ ___
  act of 1982, human.*   <>oo>
                        --]__]-~ *meep*    Oh...
                        [] || ]           ,
                        ||[__]|         OO
                          ||||         .||.
            ____________ /__\_\      __ dd



*Read the fine print next
time, puny consumer.* \ ___
                       <oo<>
                      -[__[--~ *meep*
                      [ || []
                      |[__]||           OO
                    __// ||            .||.
         __________ \_| /__\         __ dd    jg

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Episode 96 (Nov. 6, 2001)
*Yes, I have a positronic
 brain and no, I   \  ___
don't know how it    <>oo>
 works, sorry.*     --]__]-~ *meep*      OK, just a few more
                    [] || ]                ,  questions...
                    ||[__]|              OO
                      ||||              .||.
                     /__\_\              dd


*I must take my leave!
The irritating human has
belated me!*   \  ___   ___
             ||_ <oo<>_   ----
              `-|[__[|-.\ *meep*          Hey! Who are you calling
                  ||   || --               ,  an irritating human?
                 [__] - - __ -           OO
               _/.-'\_ ----             .||.
               \_|  \_\ --               dd


          ,--.    *Leave that perfectly innocent
      ___[#][#]     house alone, foul creature!*
_____/  ( `(-)          \  ___
     {  ( - )       ___ _ <oo<> *meep*
     `'\___/         '-`-|[__[--~          A really         Woohoo...
________\ - \__/           || []         big monster!       ,
__    |_/\ - \__|   )     [__]||                  `OO    --~
  |   |  /\ - `.__,/      ||||                    .||.  .<<.
  |   | | /`.__\_.'      /_/__\           jg       dd    ||

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Episode 97 (Nov. 7, 2001)
                ,--.      *Attempting to impress
               [#][#]      Us, are we? We are not
             __(`(-)__      impressed, insect.*
_____       | ( - )   \        \  ___
     {         ( - )             <oo<> *meep*
     `'\        | - )           -[__[--~
________\    __/ - /_           [ || []
__    |     / / - /  \          |[__]||           OO     ..~
  |   | (___.'/- /\              ||||             ||    .<<.
  |   |   `.__\.'  |            /_/__\            dd     ||
                             ____________________
                 .----o ___.'.-==============.-. `o
                |||  ___  _   _   _         _ \\`o
               ///  |/   |_| |_| |  |_/ |  |_  |o
              ooo o |___ | \ | | |_ | \ |_ |_  o
                   `--------------------...
                                         ooo
*PREPARE TO BE EXTERMINATED!* _____
                          \  /____/\
                            _\O_O_\/_   *MEEP*
 *squeek!* ,--.            |       | |--~
          [#][#]          /|_______|/ /|
        \_(`(-)__/      __\_\_.--._\\_\|
_          ( - )      ()___.'_||||__ | |
 {          ( - )           /      /|| |
 `'\         \ - \         |______|_|   Wow! He grew     OH, -geez-...
____\      ___| - )__       |  ||  |     really big!    I'm outta here.
  |          / - /          | ||| ||             `OO          `~--
  |    (___.'/- /\         /   /    \            -||-           >>
  |jg    `.__\.'  |       |___|______|            dd            |\

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Episode 98 (Nov. 8, 2001)
So even though you've     *Correct.*
defeated that monster,        \  ___
 you won't give back            <o o>   *meep*
 my robot that you're         --[___]--~         Let me try.
using as your left arm?       [] | | []          ,
                     `OO      ||[___]||       ..~
                     .||.       || ||        .<<.
                      bb       /_| |_\        /|


Do you know what century          *
 this is? The 21st! The          ___
whole "big robot made of        <o o>
small robots" thing is out.   --[___]--~
It's lame. You're a relic!    [] | | []
  Stop embarassing  `~..      ||[___]||     OO
 yourself and just   .>>.       || ||      .||.
    disassemble!      ||       /_| |_\      dd

                    \        `              /
                  -     *zweeee*  /           -
                     *snap*        *whrrrr*  _
                  /       ' *twist*     \

*Finally!  *-Tell- me   *I liked  *Like you like milk? Yeah, I've seen
 Sheesh!*  about it!*     it.*     you sneak off to them milk joints,
   ` __    __ ,  __     __ ,       ,  SICKO!*      ?
    <-<>  [_[]  [_[]   <-<>      ==               ==~    OO   ..~
     []    ||    ||     []       []              .[].   .||. .<<.
     /|    /|    /|     /|       /|      jg       ||     dd   ||

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Episode 99 (Nov. 9, 2001)
                                                         _
            ~..                                      O  |_)
             >>                                   |_( _[__]
          __ |\                                __ | |b|   |



                                                         _
                         ~..                         O  |_)
                          >>                      |_( _[__]
                       __ |\                   __ | |b|   |




                                                         _
                                     ~..             O  |_)
                                     .>>.         |_( _[__]
                                   __ ||       __ | |b|   |




                         "Vampire Lesbian     ALT-TAB, ALT-TAB!! FOR
                            Kickboxers"?     THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT-TAB!
                                    `               \ ,  _
                                     ~..           - O  |_)
                                     .>>.         |_(._[__]
         jg                        __ ||       __ | |b|   |

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Episode 100 (Nov. 10, 2001)
                       *And now, a word
                         from our sponsors...*
                                    \ .--,
                                     / / |       ,- OO ---------.
                                     +-+-+    .-'____))______.-'|
                                     | | |    ||____dd_______|__|



             *Are you one of those who'd           Definitely!
           like to impress friends  \ .--,             ,
           with real-time zooming    / / |       ,-- OO --------.
           Mandelbrots, but your     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
           computer is too slow?*    | | |    ||____dd_______|__|



                  *Buy the new solid                   OK!
                crystal processor!* \ .--,             ,
     ~..                             / / |       ,-- OO --------.
      >>                             +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
      |\                             | | |    ||____dd_______|__|



You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
 Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
            .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
             ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg

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